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    Random fun facts about our boys from the 'Bertie's Blog' AU.

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    Bertie Wooster, a gallant young man about town, is gently blackmailed by one of his school friends into taking a run-down apartment in a most unseemly neighborhood of London.

    What he and Jeeves find there will leave them both irrevocably changed.

    (This is my first real attempt at writing as Bertie, un-beta'd and un-Brit-picked. Hope that it holds up, despite.)

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    There was a prompt for Bertie getting Jeeves pregnant, and well, I already had this alien Jeeves floating around.

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    Another work for the meme, where the prompt was for Bertie to discover that he's a sexual sadist and get very worried about what this means for him as a moral person.

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    Written for a kinkmeme prompt about Jeeves never taking off of his socks because he's self-conscious about the damage left by a nasty bout of trench foot.

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    Someone asked for tentacle porn on the kinkmeme, and being a long-time advocate of consentacles, I wrote this.

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    Written for that brief flowering of the kinkmeme. The prompt was for our heroes to be the descendants of Greek gods, Eros and Ganymede specifically. I sent them to a house party because it seemed right, somehow.

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    “What this country wants is about five million robots (Good title for a play — Mister Robots), who would do all the dirty jobs.”
    From P.G. Wodehouse: A Life in Letters.
    Wooster, a robot designer who specialises in adding unintentionally humorous human/computer interactions to charming yet practical sculpts, remakes his schoolboy crush, the family butler. He gives the robot’s AI some oomph from his erstwhile friend-with-benefits Rocky Todd, an American programmer who codes for the ‘entertainment’ market.
    Through self-determination and Rocky’s help, the robot becomes the Jeeves of Bertie’s dreams, and then the Jeeves of Jeeves’ dreams.
    Read the tags! Heed the warnings! The human Jeeves is dead, but there is a robot Jeeves, so I didn’t use the Major Character Death archive warning.

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    10
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    4
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    Bertie is dallying with a chorus girl. Jeeves is not happy. In fact, he's jealous. Who knew that such an involvement would lead to so many complications? Who knew that Jeeves had a secret reason for being unavailable?

    Who knew Oofy Prosser could be persuaded to produce a West End musical? And why does Bertie always have to be Ginger Rogers?

    Note: Endgame is Jeeves/Wooster, of course, but many bumps in the road!
    Other Note: Some chapters have music with them, so you can hear the songs! (All "Node's" songs are fake, sorry!)

    Comments are most desired!

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    12/?
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    6
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    Aunt Dahlia recruits Bertie and Jeeves to help enact a plan to save her floundering weekly women's magazine, Milady's Boudoir. Despite his reservations, Bertie agrees to help. But where will he find a writer willing and able to take on the project Aunt Dahlia has in mind?

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    6/?
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    102
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    13
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    840
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    '“Good evening, Mr Wallace.” Came Jeeves’ cordial and very correct reply. I rather expected that to be the end of it, and I was hoping it too. I didn’t fancy appearing from a tree with Wallace hanging about. It engenders too many questions. “What were you doing up that tree?” being one of them.'

    For once it is Bertie who is in the know when it comes to a delicate tidbit of personal information. Now he perfectly understands the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'...

    Finally Updated!

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    15
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    Bertie Wooster, bon vivant, wastrel, vlogger and music geek extraordinaire, is embarking upon a kind of social media entirely new to him: he's started a blog.

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    P. G. Wodehouse characters

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    Очередная невеста, очередной Дживсов план по спасению и неожиданные открытия.

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    A car wreck leaves Bertie temporarily without his sight; in the face of adversity he comes to learn that what he needs has been with him all along.

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    2/?
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    13
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    3
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    Лондон эпохи 50-х; Модный дом Бертрама У. Вустера в меняющемся мире, и не только моды. Сумочки Коко Шанель, new look от Кристиана Диора, гениальные платья Кристобаля Баленсиага, выставки Сальвадора Дали, отели, где снимались фильмы Хичкока, реклама воротничков и британский пес-сыщик - прилагаются.

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    After a new friend issues a mission of national importance for Bertie and Jeeves, Bertie says goodbye to New York and returns to London with his man—Jeeves, that is. Within days of returning, however, and apparently by chance, Bertie makes two more new friends: Mr Harry Manders, the well-known ex-convict-turned-novelist, whose stories Bertie cherished as a lad; and Mander’s less famous older brother, a good enough cove, but nothing special—except that, for whatever reason, Jeeves hates him.

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    Chapters:
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    3
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    222
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    After the zombie apocalypse occurs, Bertie and Jeeves must make a dangerous journey to saftey.

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    3
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    They're not each other's soulmates.

    Somehow, it all works out.

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    "No doubt you say to yourself that you can take it or leave it alone," he once told Spode, "but isn't there the danger of the thing becoming habit-forming?"

    He doesn't have Spode's habit of breaking necks. But he does have many habits himself, Bertie later considers. If his valet can count as a habit, that is.

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    Comments:
    3
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    31
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    1
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    209

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