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    When you're 18 you stop aging until you find your soulmate, thats not true. When you're 18 your soulmate's name appears on your hand. Thats not real either. What your soulmate first says to you is imprinted on your arm. Is that true?

    Its hard to tell. Everyone has it differently, and sometimes they have it all.

    John Egbert has been alive for 923 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 18 hours, and 49 minutes now.

    Sure you have cool rad cousins, a skeptical sister, a best bro, your strange cynical wise girl-friend, and this weird psycho chick you met at a college party and are now bffs with. Its cool, you likes yout life, to an extent. It get drab, boring, dull, REPETITIVE after nine centuries.

    You are this close to just going off to live in a retirement home and play chess with your nana and poppop. However the Lalonde sisters aren't very keen on your idea, and instead drag you onto their annual camping trip, with added company you certainly DO NOT know.

    Your name is John Egbert, and you worry you might end up having to deal these 2 sisters until their dying day.

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    Keeping the hive clean would be trivial, were it not for your gracious owners and their insistence on making a mess of you at every available opportunity.

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    John has been watching Dave from a far for a month now, will he ever get the courage to talk to him? How will dave feel? And how many people is dave seeing? Read this to find out!

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    After their freshman year of college it seems that Nepeta's friends are really starting to get their life sorted and they are finally reaching their happy endings. She'd like to do they same, but between her seizures and the freaky grey-skinned hallucinations that come with them, she's having a rough time.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Ever since your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. Victory is imminent...

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    Pick me up
    Hose me down
    I'm sorry, boys, about the dirty night clowns.

     

    Gamzee thinks about all he's done. He thinks about all he might do. His think pan's full, and there's one way to clear it.
    Time to kill some motherfucker, right?

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    A collection of drabbles I have done over time. Each chapter is labeled with the ship used in it. One dub-con smut chapter. Mostly fluff.

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    Дэйву и Джону по 18 лет, Дёрку 21. Дёрк - альфа!Дёрк, а не бета!Бро. Бета!Бро в фике не присутствует. Работа на вечном хиатусе.

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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    As in turns out, John's retcon wasn't quite a silver bullet for all timelines, this story taking place on a meteor with Vriska which has however drifted off course, now apparently doomed to float in the furthest ring forever. In this predictably grim environment, Rose, Kanaya & Vriska take up drinking together with perilous results.

    Second person, present tense, told from Kanaya's point of view.

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    70's AU. Trolls and humans coexist on earth and have done so since the beginning. All elements of troll culture are gone besides the assigning of symbols. Trolls and humans are different species but they're so similar that romantic and sexual relationships between them aren't frowned upon- as long as they're straight, that is. The beta kids and trolls are in the eighth grade, the alpha kids are cherubs are sophomores, and the alpha trolls are seniors in high school. Everyone except, Aranea, Meenah, Vriska, Terezi, Rose, and Kanaya are side characters. It's the norm for troll house holds to have only one parent, but for human households it's rather scandalous as divorce is still frowned upon. Mom Lalonde kept Rose and Dave after divorcing Bro, and moved near her sister (who is raising Roxy) to have a helping hand. Alpha kids and cherubs live on the other side of town though so they won't be present much in this fic aside from brief mentions. Alpha trolls are the older siblings of the beta trolls. Lastly, dad Egbert takes care of both John and Jade and Grandpa Harley lives across the street. Ergo, Rose is Rose Strider-Lalonde and Jade is Jade Egbert rather than Jade Harley.

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    In Which A Heretical Heiress Abandons Her Duties And The Empire, A Jadeblood Betrays Her Caste To Pursue A Pale Romance With A Blood Mutant, A Yellowblood Evades Helmsduty And Hides His Rustblood Moirail From Culling Drones, Two Cullable Injuries Are Overlooked, Unenslaved Aliens Are Courted Red And Black, A Teal Trainee Legislacerator Aids In The Evasion Of Justice, A Seadweller Aids In The Evasion Of The Fleet, And A Purpleblood Sopor Addict Rejects His Degenerate Past And Embraces His Duties And Rights. Featuring A Treasonous Heiress, Unculled Mutants, Dereliction Of Duty, The Cult Of The Mirthful Messiahs, No Less Than Three Interspecies Romances, Rejection Of The Hemospectrum, And A Cladecull Worthy Heresy Against The Empire. Banned Throughout Alternian Space.

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    John’s next words were incomprehensible to the vampire. They stung his ears and set his mouth, throat, and chest on fire. Dave hissed and scrambled back, right off the couch. He landed on the floor in a heap of flailing limbs. He rolled to his hands and knees and gagged himself. After throwing up the blood, the intensity of the flames inside him dropped. The pain was still enough to leave him curled up on his side, clutching his chest.

    Dave froze. Something hard and sharp pressed against his throat, burning his skin despite being the same temperature as him.

    “Give me one reason I shouldn’t kill you.”

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    A work in poorly planned histrionics based on a prompt I encountered.

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    This work is based off 101 Dalmatians because I’m awful. Dave Strider is a musician and occasional slam poet who lives all alone until he meets Karkat Vantas, a romance author and pet owner of, yes, crabs. All good things come to an end when Eridan Ampora, a friend from Karkat's school days, wants to fulfill his job as an aquatic animals rights “activist” and throw all of Karkat's crabs into the ocean. This, of course, is stupid because throwing domesticated aquatic animals into the ocean would cause all sorts of mayhem for the ocean’s ecosystem. But Eridan wants to get his way and will go to any means to get those crabs in the damn ocean.

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    A Homestuck AU in the Soul Eater universe, characters from both are included, the trolls are still trolls, WIP. There's also an ask blog on tumblr based on this! AskSoulbent

    Edit 3/18/17 - My laptop is broken and no way in hell am I writing this all on mobile so I'll be on hiatus until I get a new laptop.
    Edit 6/8/17 - so I got my laptop fixed and began working on my fanfics. Then I went on two trips in two weeks and now my laptop is broken again. I promise I'm working as fast as I can on getting it fixed! Please forgive me! -_-

    Edit 9/8/17 and of course my laptop broke yet again like a week ago. No updates till the lil shit is fixed again.

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    Your name is Dave Strider. Some shit is going down.

    ==> Dave: Solve some murders.

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    Dave and Karkat have a pretty sweet life really. They're perfect for each other, even though their personalities conflict. Not to mention the band they have going on with Terezi and Sollux. It's all going pretty great and now that Karkat is 18, a whole new world of possibilities have opened up for him. That is until he gets some new on his 18th birthday that isn't so great. The life he thought he was going to live, is now no longer and somehow he's ended up in a small apartment with this kid named John Egbert trying to build his band from the ground again.

    (Punkstuck and Band AU)

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    Same time next week? ::::)

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    Dave and Rose move to the west coast to get away from their problems and find some monsters. What they find instead are John and Jade.

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