19 Works in Vegetarians & Vegans

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    Patrick tries to be vegan to impress Andy

    Disclaimer: The only bit of truth here is that Patrick mentioned trying to be vegan before on twitter. I own nothing, and the rest is fake.

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    877
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    138
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    Kallian Tabris and Alistair's breakup make both of them racist. Fortunately for Zevran, this allows him to express some unrequited feelings. Also, Alarith, the Alienage shopkeep, has a complicated relationship with an elven blood mage. Bevin and Amethyne have a fluffy relationship.

    (Other pairings within and forthcoming.)

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    84
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    Moira's going to redefine Christmas dinner at the academy even if it takes her years. Luckily, it only takes five (and an intervention by Erik).

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    In the car on their way out of Central Park, Tony attempts to flirt.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1505
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    Writer's summary: Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe, says the sign in front of the next place on Gerard's job-seeking list, and he decides that it may be prudent to finish his cheeseburger before entering.

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    21
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    263
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    I'm working on another story where teenage Frank is like, "Man, fuck the Catholic church for telling me I'm not supposed to like cock." And while writing it, I got this image in my head of a different Frank, a Frank who, like, really had faith in God and who was struggling to be the kind of person the church would approve of.

    I tried writing it, but quickly realized that it was just way too big for me. Like, if I actually tried to do it justice it would take me years, and I don't really have that sort of work ethic. So it became a not!fic. Yay?

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    21,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    6920
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    Two university students discover they have more in common than they anticipated.

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    Comments:
    3
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    3
    Hits:
    132
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    in which Spike is cursed to be a vegan hipster and no one notices. Set between Season 8 & Season 9.

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    274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    307
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    He's decided to go with a standard white cake base and ice with alternating chocolate-almond and vanilla-raspberry frostings. The nipple clamps, of course, will be marzipan.

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    1,002
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1067
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    The Supernatural finale! Sam gets married. Dean gets laid. Castiel gets creative. Happy endings for all!

    Words:
    455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2435
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    Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe, says the sign in front of the next place on Gerard's job-seeking list, and he decides that it may be prudent to finish his cheeseburger before entering.

    Series
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    4,747
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1224
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    Voldemort thought he was eliminating the one person who could defeat him when he attacked the Potters. But there is a far stronger prophecy at work than the one made by Sybil Trelawney... beware of your Saviour, Wizards of Britain...

    Words:
    36,234
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    456
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    it's a silly time to learn to swim when you start to drown (-tegan & sara)

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    Why isn't Jim enjoying Steak Night?

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
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    576
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    Frank is looking for meaning, so he and Jamia start a vegan diner in New Jersey, and hire a bunch of crazy idiots to work for them.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    "It's the chittering," she said. "I can't abide the chittering."

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    1/1
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    1
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    8
    Hits:
    172
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    “I am not getting back on train to Chelsea without a brownie.” Written for the SGA Flashfic Cake or Death challenge.

    AU. Seriously AU. No spoilers except for ongoing Brooklyn gentrification and at least one New York restaurant menu.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    24
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    This is what happens when you spend all of your time trying to save the world and never bother to see what you're saving. Inspired by vegans, philosophy, mothers, docks, and hopes and dreams.

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    11,357
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    669
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    A superhero has to make a living somehow after all...

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    2
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    62

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