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    Wade remembers when he was kinder—when he could dip his fingertips in warm sea water and wonder, when the red haze didn’t blur his thoughts to black and he came back alone, bloody, and shaking to the bodies.

    There were always bodies.

    But what makes this body more important than all the others?

    (Or the Pirate/Siren AU in which Wade “Deadpool” Wilson, a fearsome pirate with no ties to any ship, recalls the circumstances leading to the one person he wishes to die at the hands of—a Siren by the name of Peter.)

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    Sequel to "Saudade"

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    After passing over, Wade Wilson reincarnates into another universe and successfully finds Peter Parker--except there's a problem: Peter Parker is deaf and he doesn't remember Wade at all.

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    The one where Steve introduces Wade to the Avengers.

    (Or: In which Wade and Tony get along way too well, Steve has the most pathetic crush on Bucky, Natasha and Clint aren't great matchmakers but get an A for effort, Bruce and Thor think romance is overrated, and there's a hypocritical swear jar.)

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    4/?
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    15
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    Prompt: "So a small idea I had was that they have known each other for a while, they are both mercenaries. But they became friends, taco friends as I like to call it. One night reader catches his girlfriend cheating and gets upset, and guess who was there!? Wade Motherfucking Wilson"

    Reader Gender: Male

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    Basically Wade and Vanessa can't get children of their own, so after a lot of convincing they adopt a little baby boy.
    It doesn't go as planned.

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    Sorry about the title, thought it'd be kinda ironic.

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    5/?
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    16
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    4164
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    War, sex, money. You don't get to be the rising star of New York's seedy underbelly without making some enemies. Wade's been working to amass his Deadpool Corps'. reputation for far too long to be afraid of anyone. But he'll gladly take your bitch.

    Peter 'BabyDoll' Parker has never been without. His pretty face, loyalty, and 'skill set' has made him the sugar baby of one of New York's most notorious gang leaders. These two men meet, and all hell breaks loose.

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    2/?
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    44
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    134
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    21
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    2762
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    After the events of Homecoming, Peter's finding out where 'rescue' becomes 'kidnap,' Jessica's got a new client, Tony Stark knows way more about orchids than he ever wanted to, and Phil Coulson is still a fanboy at heart.

    Also features a full cast of lawyers, radio talk show hosts, journalists, Defenders, shadowy government agents, concerned aunts, heart-to-hearts, heroic levels of repression, 15 year olds making questionable decisions, terrible Darth Vader impressions, heavily armed ballerinas, mcguffins and guys in chairs.

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    12/12
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    76
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    5431
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    A series of 80's song prompts I took on tumblr. People gave me an 80's song and a Marvel ship and I wrote a one-shot using the song as inspiration.

    Different pairings, different ratings.

    First chapter is the table of contents.

    Explicit chapters are marked with an '*'.

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    14/16
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    “Honey,” Wade calls over his shoulder without taking his eyes off their visitor. “Why is there a teenage mutant in our breakfast nook? Not that I’m not happy to see you,” he says to Negasonic, who raises her eyebrows owlishly.

    Vanessa comes out of the bedroom and hooks her chin over Wade’s shoulder.

    “Do you think she heard me getting my spanking?” he whispers. “Because that was *private* noise.”

    “I don’t know,” Vanessa says. “But she looks like she needs some coffee and pancakes, don’t you think?”

    Negasonic grins. It’s scary as fuck.

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    1/1
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    15
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    25
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    5
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    Jessalin Holmes (also known as IronSorcerer) has created a chat room to allow for "Team and Family bonding"

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    6/?
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    1
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    Wade has been recruited into the Superhero Workshop and finds that he's not the only one that get's under Ajax's skin when they bring in a new, slightly young and gangly member to the facility.

    (Or: AU where Peter also acquires his powers in the Superhero workshop)

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    20/?
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    The Sovokia Accords have made it very hard for a guy with "enhanced abilities" to make a living. This is why Wade Wilson turns to substitute teaching, as a way to make a quick buck. But then when he finds out he's got Tony Stark's protegee in one of his classes? And when he finds out the kid's eating his heart out for some girl who's moved to the West Coast? Obviously a road-trip is called for, preferably one bankrolled by Stark (and maybe with a little hostage-action thrown in, if that's what it takes to make the billionaire/genius/playboy pony up).

    As for pairings: This is Deadpool, there will be sex. But I don't like a lot of pedo-action. Whatever happens with Spidey, it will be light, and gentle, and non-rapey.

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    3/?
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    15
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    6
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    I'm feeling like I never should.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Peter Parker, better known as Peter Stark to the general public, arrives 'undercover' at a remote summer camp with only one purpose - to have fun. Maybe cause a little trouble. And maybe even find new friends.
    Crossing path with a certain Natasha Romanov, or rather Natalie Barnes - the camp's veteran 'undercover 'attandee - and her group of friends, might just be exactly what Peter is looking for.
    But as Lady Luck would have it, he gets more than he bargained for and a simple, mundane summer suddenly turns into a mission of a lifetime for all involved.

    Now if only the adults would cooperate...

    Inspired by the 1998 movie - Parent trap. No need to know the movie, but I guess it helps ^^ (Also, it's a great movie! Watch it! *coughcough*)

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    4/?
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    Peter, Vanessa and Wade attempt to make their apartment more homey in preparation for Aunt May.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Peter knew there was something not right with him. Why did his heart skip a beat everytime he felt Wade's eyes on him? Was he in love? If so would he fight for this love? Would he be able to win the merc's heart over Vanessa? So many questions but not enough answers.
    Yes. He was going to do everything it took to make Wade his. He was willing to go all the way even if that meant doing things a normal 16-year-old boy shouldn't do.
    "Prepare youself, Deadpool! You're going to be mine!" Peter mumbled under his breath. He was ready. "It's now or never..." he told himself.

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    3/?
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    11
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    Clint works at a bar, Phil comes in with his friends and shenanigans happen. Angst.

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    2/?
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    Wade leaves Canada and moves to New York( Queens) with his best friend Weasel after breaking up with Vanessa. He meets Spidey!

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    3/3
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    3
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    6
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    1872
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    "You have depression. You do, and that's okay."

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    5/?
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    Now an official Avenger, Joel has to learn to hone his abilities and ends up at the X-Mansion in order to do so, only to find that it's too much like his previous high school career. Meanwhile, the people around Peter begin to treat him differently as they think his boyfriend is cheating on him with Spider-Man; a former flame of Wade's returns in the midst of the "love triangle"; without Joel around and no new foes at the moment, the Avengers find ways to pass the time; and Carter (the Author) travels dimensions once more, finding himself attracted to a certain Sokovian speedster.

    The sequel to (It's) Supernatural and the second part of the Deadpool, Spider-Man and Storm Bane series.

    I feel that it is worth noting that the Peter Parker portrayed here is the Andrew Garfield incarnation, or at least is his face claim.

    There's a lot of fangirling, team feels, complete obliteration of the fourth wall, people losing their shit because of canon divergence (there WILL be spoilers for all future Marvel movies!), general chaos and some potentially triggering material.

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    English
    Words:
    14,190
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    7

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