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    “That’s the price you pay when you’re friends with me, Jack-a-boy,” Paul informed in a low tone, leaning in to kiss his friend on the lips. “Love it or leave it.”

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    After watching The Purge, Joker gets an idea.

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    In the crazy-ass world of Undertale headcanons, Alphys goes completely freaking shitting-bats insane and develops a personality nearly identical to that of Ren Höek from The Ren & Stimpy Show...

    making her a perfect match for the lead casting role of Mettaton's brand-new start-up TV series, The Undertale Show, which is a blatantly obvious parody of said show. Things only get even better from there.

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    Set far after Sburb/Sgrub have been beaten. The new universe has been made. The humans and trolls have found new planets to live on separately. The troll population has grown to its original numbers and even re-spawned the the extinct "lime-blood" caste. The old way of running the planet has been forgotten and trolls seem to be living more peacefully. Empresses have come and gone and now the direct descendants of the heroes who beat Sgrub all those sweeps ago have their own adventure to go through. Though it isn't set in a game. And there is no coming back once you're already dead. The new empress, Her Eternal Beauty has taken throne as well as the peace and tranquility that New Alternia once had. She reinstated long abolished laws, reenforced the division of blood castes and the discrimination that comes with them. The characters in this story are dealing with discrimination, prejudice, violence from the higher class, and abuse of power. Someone has to stand up and stop the evil highbloods and bring peace and love back to New Alternia. But sometimes one who claims to be a hero can be a much darker villain in disguise.

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    It is the anniversary of the end of the horrible murders of several women in Kirkwall, and Aveline has stumbled on reports of a strange crime. She has a pretty good idea about who the culprit definitely isn't. >__> *wink*

    Set a year after the "All that Remains" quest in Dragon Age 2.

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    Yuu has a lot going for him - he’s in a good school and he has plenty of friends. His home life with his guardian isn’t too shabby, despite their tendency to butt heads. All in all, he can't complain.

    Unfortunately, Yuu seems determined to ruin everything for himself. Enter Mika, a classmate who offers Yuu an out after he vandalizes the headmaster’s car.

    --

    “Totally saw you spray paint the principal's car and you’ll have to buy me dinner to keep me quiet” prompt on tumblr. A little bit altered, but basically what's on the tin.

    On haitus until the author gets their life together.

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    A rich school boy, an ex-boyfriend, and a lost graduate walk into a cafe. The punchline is the three goons waiting at home to hear about it from the last to arrive; the resident punk and his best friend.

    Kurt Hummel made a change back in sophomore year that built like a snow ball rolling down a hill. Said snow ball picked up Quinn Fabray along the way. Many others acted as the pebbles that got caught in the snow only to be flung away later, and now Kurt had a history with Sebastian Smythe for them both to recover from, Blaine Anderson to possibly ruin, and Elliott Gilbert to help guide him (hopefully)out of Ohio. All under his unassuming parents' noses.

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    Arthur blinked, closed his eyes and counted to five. But when he opened his eyes, the strange man was still standing on his car, with his jeans undone, no underwear on, and holding his....

    Or the one where Arthur meets Merlin for the first time while he is trying to pee on Arthur's car in the name of revenge.

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    Future fic set seven years after Mickey and Ian have broken up. Ian left town with Monica again. Mickey and Cupcake are real estate sharks/ lovers that have taken over the Southside. What happens when Ian comes back into town and unknowingly starts working at one of their coffee shops?

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    Raven enlists Clarke’s help to pull off a senior prank, but somehow ends up spending most of the night with Octavia Blake instead.

    (Or Raven and Octavia have a long-standing feud that neither of them quite remembers the reason for, Clarke distracts Lexa from protesting with an empty classroom, and Wells just wants to go home.)

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    Puck is the one to notice Kurt's difficulty when things get worse in McKinley. He's also the one to take the cold boy under his wing, and get his own fixed accidentally. As it turns out, they make for a pretty devious pair.

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    Puck gets a 2am phone call. This better be one hell of a good story.

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    Britta and Jeff get drunk and don't have sex, Jeff has a moment of clarity, and Jeff and Britta having fun together is always a bit dangerous.

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    It's prom night and Dipper's not one for parties but he goes to please Mabel and Bill. But Bill knows his Pine Tree well and has more planned for the night then he lets on.

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    Ashton makes stupid decisions and Luke hates that he loves him no matter what. Ashton decides to vandalize Luke's school.

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    burn·er. ‘bərnər/. (n): slang; A large, complex, more elaborate and labor-intensive graffiti painting. When he’s done, the burner, like their memory, will live forever, everlasting and immortal.

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    yoongi nods at jungkook and kisses him on the cheek, whispering, “i don’t deserve you.” he steps back and within one breath and the next, he’s gone.

    jungkook looks at the closed door for a long time, to their moderately spaced apartment and their empty home, and sighs.

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    When divorcee Justine accepted the request from a movie company to use her place to film "I saw the light" over the summer, little did she know she have a torrid love affair and amazingly hot sex with handsome actor Tom Hiddleston.

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    Natasha makes a friend at her community service.

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    When he pulls into the station all the on-duty deputies seem to be gathered around the glass doors, watching as Derek pulls the kid out of the back seat of his cruiser. The kid winks at the group of them and they start cheering loudly, or well, Tara and Parrish start cheering. The rest mutter swears under their breath. Derek’s not exactly sure what’s going on, but he guides Scott and his friend inside anyway, glaring at his co-workers that have suspiciously returned to their desks, faces pictures of faux innocence. The kid seems to know everyone in the station personally, greeting them all by name or with weird facial expressions as Derek marches him towards the Sheriff’s office. Derek’s not all that surprised; the kid is obviously a little shit, it would make sense that he would be well acquainted with the law officers in town.
    It’s not until they take their first step into Sheriff Stilinski’s office that he realizes just how wrong he is.

     

    Alternately Titled: Three Times Derek Cuffs Stiles + One Time Stiles Cuffs Him

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