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    Seventeen years ago, Link and Zelda defeated Gannon and used the power of the Seven Sages to seal him away before traveling back through time to before his attack. Now a new evil rears its head and they must team with warriors from another world, including the stone cold bounty hunter Samus Aran. But even the Hunter has a gentler side, Zelda discovers.

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    International singing sensation Weiss Schnee has it all: fame, fortune, and a flawless appearance. That’s the problem; not all of her adoring fans have a healthy level of obsession with their idol. Her father and sister decide she needs a bodyguard: a woman who definitely won’t take advantage of Weiss. But the moment she sees Yang Xiao Long, she has doubts. Will this blonde with such incredible hair really be able to protect her?

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    Johanna is pulled away from a lovely dream by someone knocking on her door in the dead of night. A familiar ghost of her past invites her to a pleasant walk through the skirts of Twinleaf Town, with only the light of the moon to guide them. Obviously, she accepts.

    A late Valentine's Day short fic.

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    Sayaka texts, asking Kyouko to go to karaoke with her. Obviously, Kyouko can't refuse the idol.

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    *movie trailer voicover*
    In a world...
    where south park's best gays were born as girls, things are very different. Ok not really. Craig was born as Christine Tucker and Tweek was born as Tabitha Tweak, sadly the names don't stay changed for long, after a kindergarten teacher mistakes Christine for a boy, she earns the nickname Craig, and after Tabitha's parents are arrested for putting meth in their coffee, she only ever gets called that tweak that eventually it's become her permanent nickname, that she can't shake.
    The two were never close friends, but as they enter high school, things begin changing between them.

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    It's their third Valentine's as a married couple, and Vivi wants to make it Special.

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    19-year-old Lena Oxton is an exchange student working on international studies in Paris, France. When she first meets her newest French professor, things are...less than satisfactory. University AU.

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    Widowmaker is free, but that freedom is turning out to be much more expensive than she anticipated. Still, this spider is a survivor and whether skulking around behind dumpsters or fighting for someone she never imagined she would - she will find a way to thrive.

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    The epic quest of a flirting-illiterate Uchiha lesbian to attain the heart of her best friend, her rival, her inspiration, and her sun, spanning mortal threats, world-altering battles, time travel, dimension-hopping, family dinners and social blunders.

    (Sasuke's a useless lesbian and really wants some of that Uzumaki sugar)

    (throwing you into this AU with no explanation, this is learn as u go)

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    Beau confronts Yasha about not arm wrestling with Fjord, and Yasha offers to go against her instead.

    No clean tactics are used at all.

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    Passione has business in Morioh. Yukako is grateful.

     

    AU where Koichi doesn't get with Yukako + post vento aureo

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    Part sixteen of the soulmate prompt AU out of my tumblr ask box.

    -tattoo of the first thing they thought about when they first met you
    (supplemented with a second AU prompt for the setting)

    Find me on the internet: Twitter, Tumblr

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    Skyhold's leadership has serious issues, like I'm not joking. Nothing is gonna get done if people just want to fuck all the time, ya know? Anyway, enjoy this dumb fic that I whipped up in the span of four hours ;)

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    After Maki breaks up with Kaito, she enlists the help of local raging lesbian Tenko to help her figure out her sexuality and her crush on Kaede. Chaos ensues.

    Happy birthday, Maki!

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    Part fourteen of the soulmate prompt AU out of my tumblr ask box.

    -soulmates can see (all or portions of) each other’s dreams in real time. But not in the typical both-asleep-at-the-same-time visions. More like “oh hey you decided to take a nap in the middle of the important thing and I can’t fucking concentrate because your dream keeps invading my head.” Or even worse, there’s a major time zone difference (or 1 works days, the other graveyard shifts) and they’re hardly ever asleep at the same time & are always seeing shit in the middle of their day.

    Find me on the internet: Twitter, Tumblr

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    Ling Yuezheng always thought she was inadequate. She never thought she deserved anything she had besides her difficult childhood. And then she came into her life. The literal angel that had saved her from the deep dark abyss that was her own self hatred. The gaping hole in her heart was filled by her and she was given a purpose; protect this light and help it bring music into the world.
    It's a year after this angel came crashing into her world and those embers of feelings of admiration and gratitude have turned into a roaring fire of love. However after an entire year of hiding her feelings, they begin to get too strong to hide or contain. And with her brother and fellow band members trying to push the two together, how will Ling be able to repress her feelings? Will she ever allow herself to be happy?

    This is based off the Vocaloid China PV's and are necessary to watch in order to understand this story.

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    Sam Winchester and De Winchester falling in love in a million different ways.

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    This is just filled with lesbian wincest and all my headcanons for it.

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    Ilia can't imagine how Blake could be friends with a Schnee. But after a while, she starts to understand how easy it can be to like Weiss Schnee...in both meanings of the word.
    Set after V 5 Ep. 11, may or may not be canon compliant after that.
    UPDATE: Still canon (for all intents and purposes) as of Ep. 13
    Inspired pretty much entirely by But Did You Really Think I'd Shut an Open Door by BeNiceToNerds (http://archiveofourown.org/works/13189200/chapters/30169005?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_143030118)

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    Maria asks to spend the night with Eliza.

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    AJ is a sailor-mouthed, poorly educated tattoo artist in San Francisco. Jodie is a talented artist and animator in New York City. When the two cross paths via an email mishap, only trouble can ensue. T for now. Original Patreon commission for Nine.

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