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    Be right back, Deidara-senpai. And this time I'll never leave... And neither will you. We'll be together forever. We'll do everything we always wanted to do but never could. And there will be no more problems.

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    Dakota makes a sex tape and sends it to the Island of Lost Dakotas.

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    Hiding from the police by being under the name Pokemon Day Care in a city, in the shady part of the city, is a Pokémon Whore House, where you can have sex with the Pokémon. You are a trainer and of legal age to have sex, and you stumble across this place that specializes in Fighting Types, your favorite. You want to do a Machop so badly, but it's too advanced for you right now, so with each visit you're making your way to the top with love.

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    Everyone lives. That doesn't make the war any easier for Bodhi to fight.

     

     

    [Bodhi-centric. Begins six months after ANH, and will go all the way out to ROTJ. Ensemble piece with quite a lot of plot and extremely slow burn Bodhi/Luke, as in, that's barely happening, 26k 35k 42k 50k words in...

    The Empire Strikes Back begins in Chapter 58.

    Updates approximately weekly.]

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    I feel bad spamming the fandom with shitty porno fics so I'm gonna gather them up here. Chapter titles will be clearly labelled so you can avoid kinks you don't like.

    Chapter 1: Taako fucks an orc
    Chapter 2: Taako wets himself
    Chapter 3: Taako wets himself again, but this time with a reader insert flair
    Chapter 4: Taako/Reader wherein Taako verbally teases you, gives you a handjob, uses a wizard enema on you (it's clean though I promise), and generally makes you feel loved

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    The night before his arranged marriage to the Alpha Lord Zachariah, Omega Castiel sits at the foot of his bed praying to the Sea God for a miracle. He begs and promises his servitude to the God if he will rescue him. Instead of coming in person the Sea God sends Dean.

    Dean is one of the Sea God's omega wives, and he is there to take Castiel under his wing as he begins his training to serve as one of the Sea God's omega brides. Over the next few weeks Cas and Dean form a close bond as he teaches the new bride about the pleasures of expanding his mind, soul, and body.

    This fic is a challenge to me to write gratuitous Destiel smut. I am taking a lot of kinks and trying to put them into a sexy A/B/O plot. I will be adding the tags as I go. Their will be Destiel, as a main pairing, as well as tentacle smut, sexual training, pregnancy, lactation, breeding, and all the kinks that those things include. More tags will be added as the story continues.

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  7. Legal Claim by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)  

    11 Sep 2017

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    Lex Luthor has been arrested. Now legally, his omega sister must be claimed again. The government contacts Kara, the strongest Kryptonian Alpha.

     

    «this fic is the literal embodiment of the idea that it's women who get fucked over the most when men mess up.» -Hs anon

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    Hiroki has feelings for Chihiro, but Chihiro isn't interested.

    That doesn't stop him enjoying the thought of the amazon, though.

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    Link summons a djinni for pleasure, telling him, “Just don't break my glasses or draw blood.”

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    “So uh, this is your punishment? What is this Omega and Alpha thing anyway?”

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    One day a team of random soldiers make a team. At first, it's not a good team... A lot of arguing and fighting but overtime they soon become friends until a horrible action and must retire but they all stick together to stay as a family.

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    Bars are often littered with a patronage of broken hearts, and Miggs Ortega is no exception, nursing the recent sting of his nemesis ditching him with hardly a warning. But, remarkably, he's not the only one in the bar tonight with the exact same problem.

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    Stuck in a loveless, unhappy marriage, Miggs picks up a hitchhiker one night and makes another in a long line of bad decisions, which thereafter lands him in the most difficult, convoluted situation he’s ever faced.

    In his defense: the guy was hot, okay.

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    소꿉친구인 피터를 짝사랑하던 해리는 에즈라의 파티에서 진실게임을 하던 중 곤란한 질문을 받고 만다.

    "너 좋아하는 사람 있어?"

    어쩔 줄 모르는 해리를 보고도 눈치 없는 피터는 태연하기만 한데.......

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    Ficlet written to the prompt: So, how about the kinkiest thing you can imagine? Dean/Cas/Jimmy/Sam with really cockslut Dean and voyeuristic Sam (but he participates too) and the twins just love to tease them. Sometimes they tie up the brothers, DP Dean while they make Sam watch and sob for not being able to touch and after they finished with Dean, they let Sam fullfil his dirtiest kink and fist their come out of Dean...

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    It's difficult to get off with both hands incapacitated. Todoroki and Bakugou offer some helpful alternatives - at a price.

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    It's so cold.

    So incredibly cold.

    And as determined as Captain Rogers is to survive, the whiny, weak, all-too-human part of him knows the truth.

    He's going to freeze to death.

    And then - crack, crack, crack - there's someone outside his icy prison. Rescue has come. Rogers is going to survive this, he's going to be alright, he's going to see the war through, retrieve the Tesseract, do his duty...

    ...see Peggy again...

    ...but never Bucky, because Bucky is dead...

    ...and the ice over his face fractures.

    His savior is revealed.

    A man wearing a hat embroidered with the many-tentacled skull of Hydra.

    Some things are worse than dying...
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    Written for the Captain America Reverse Bang. New chapters every other day, last chapter posts July 4th.

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    It's that time in Minnie's heat cycle again, and Mickey nearly forgot about it. Luckily for him, Minnie's got an extra special surprise to spice things up this time around. An elixir that completely prevents pregnancy no matter how many times a couple goes at it.
    And boy howdy do they go at it.

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    The tenuous balance Peter and Miggs have been maintaining between their day jobs and their alteregos becomes even more difficult when Peter asks Miggs to help him with an undercover assignment.

    I need you to marry me.

     

    EDIT: (8/18/2017) It's been recently brought to my attention that someone on Wattpad has been reposting HYP under the title "A Troubled Time" under the username @ryanterry7 pretending to be me. This is NOT me, I only post my work to here and occasionally my tumblr. They've also changed Peter and Miggs to be Perry and Heinz. If you see this fic anywhere else or edited in any way, IT IS NOT ME. IT HAS BEEN STOLEN. PLEASE REPORT IT AND MESSAGE ME ON TUMBLR OR TWITTER @PANDASHRINE SO I CAN TOO.

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    "Did ya just kiss me, Roadie?"

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