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    (WARNING: STORY IS UNBELIEVABLY FREAKING HILARIOUS)

    One fateful night in Parappa Town, Lammy accidentally sniffs Parappa and Ma-San right up her nose and into her brain while snorting her daily serving of cocaine of her adorable cat girlfriend's big fluffy toes, and thus quickly finds herself agonizingly entangled in an immensely elaborate and painful get-rich-quick scheme for her and her fellow band members to join the infamous Joe Chin business. Needless to say, hilarity ensues.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    799
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    The world of Parappa the Rapper is a unique world that hasn't been explored much due to the series falling into irrelevance. I wish to explore this world. Join Parappa and co. as they go on about their interesting lives.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1930
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    PaRappa has always been infatuated with the lovely Sunny Funny, and has been trying to win her heart over the past few years, with little success.

    Lammy knew this quite well. And she's decided to set her own feelings aside for the sake of his.

    But things have changed. They're nearly adults now - and it's time to finally do what they've wanted for so long. It's now or never to know the answer.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1760
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    Frustrated that Hairdresser Octopus, her fellow resident Mexican of the Parappa franchise, never gives her the proper sexual attention that she deserves, Lammy (from Um Jammer Lammy, of course) decides to tie him up, load him into the back trunk of her car, take him home with her and literally fuck him until he DIES (and also quite literally play his feet and dick like guitars, while she's at it). Did I mention that SHE ALREADY HAS NOT ONE BUT TWO FREAKING GIRLFRIENDS?

    Rated G for Gratuitous Sexy Spanish

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    564
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    Mama dies while on the job. Parappa, Pinto, and Papa try to cope with her death. Takes place between UJL and PTR2. I can't write descriptions.

    Language:
    English
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    2,553
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
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    PaRappa catches a cold, and Lammy takes care of him.

    Language:
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    1,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    101
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    It seemed just yesterday they were kids, without a care in the world...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
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    84
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    Katy wants to enter Milkcan in a statewide Battle of the Bands, Rammy wants revenge on her doppleganger, and Lammy just wishes her brain could work right.

    Language:
    English
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    25,044
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    776
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    After the mishap at Teriyaki Yoko's concert, a disgruntled Rammy struggles to pick up the pieces that Lammy has left for her.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    109
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    Spring Break is on and happening in Parappa Town, but Lammy is left on the short end of the stick. Katy, who is leaving on vacation, gives her girlfriend a cute toy to handle as she's gone. But darker things lurk beneath the surface as the days go on...

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    English
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    5,072
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    8
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    57
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    100
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    In this more serious story, we take a look at the life of Blu Berri, the son of PJ Berri and Sunny Funny. Blu is your happy-go-lucky 7 year old boy who loves to have fun and enjoy life. But when his world takes a darker, more serious turn, how will he and his family get through it?

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    English
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    3,698
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    124
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    A moment's reprieve from the stress of living in a shithole, working odd hours and getting paid pennies.

    A chance to be themselves.

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    1,335
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    129
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    In a story that is EXACTLY what it says on the tin (disregarding the trademark xandermartin98 brain fetishism), what starts out as Lammy simply wanting to worship Parappa's feet quickly turns into the most embarrassingly intense (and just plain embarrassing) sexual experience of the classic Playstation mascot characters' entire lives, and it's all because Guru Any just HAD to go inside Parappa's brain and take control over his body. Go figure, am I right?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    7
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    1722
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    In quite possibly the weirdest fucking fanfic xandermartin98 has ever written, Katy Kat comes down with a really bad case of the flu, and so Parappa and Ma-San therefore decide to send her over to Lammy's apartment so that they can go inside her body and surgically remove the flu viruses from within Fantastic Voyage style...

    but alas, things quickly end up derailing into (ahem) Lammy and Katy erotically strangling each other to death with each other's brain cords (seriously, don't say I didn't warn you with the Explicit rating)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1379
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    Katy helps calm Lammy's nerves before a show.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    196
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    aka. Sweety Bancha Takes a Trip

    i can't believe im far enough into this fandom that i'm writing fanfics for OCs but here we are
    heres a lil fic for Katrina and Thalia from Life in Parappa Town! :) i want them to have fun

    Language:
    English
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    2,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    116
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    "I'm singing a song. About how I love a lamb. I'm in love with you, Lammy, that's what this songs about."

    "It sounds nice but I don't really understand what the lyrics mean."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    417
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    Here's some fluff of my favorite Parappa pairing! I hope you all enjoy it!

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    English
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    6,594
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    690
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    In what can only be described as the Parappa The Rapper equivalent to the infamous Giantess Toriel X Asriel: Motherly Fuckery fanfic from the Undertale fandom, Parappa one day finds out, in an urgent phone call from Chop Chop Master Onion, that Katy and Lammy (his big stepsister in this story) have drunkenly fallen asleep together in the Milkcan concert auditorium...and also that the legendary master himself has sent the incredibly dirty-minded Paul Chuck and Prince Fleaswallow as bodyguards...and also that he has a shrink gun.

    What ends up happening from there is anyone's guess (wee, at least, anyone who hasn't read the original Motherly Fuckery before, that is), but what I definitely CAN tell you is that it makes the original MF look absolutely TAME by comparison.

    Have FUN, motherfuckers!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,261
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    7929

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