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    "Two households, both alike in dignity,"

    Life is difficult when your major is useless and your family is not human. / Life is difficult when you're double majoring and you have dead parents to avenge.

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    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    20
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    254
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    1,266,859
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1016
    Kudos:
    1258
    Bookmarks:
    244
    Hits:
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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

    Language:
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    10,369
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    404
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    Calliope has a nightmare, and her wife, Roxy, knows just what to do.

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    1,186
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    1/1
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    3
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    TT: I am SmuppetFucker413, and you’re in a private chat session.
    TT: What do you want me to do?
    uu: WELL FUCK. I DON’T KNOW.
    uu: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCK A SMUPPET.

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    1,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    195
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    The game is over and everybody has been reborn. Some have retained memories of their past lives. Some have not. Some have retained quirks. Some have not. Some have retained flushed feelings. Some have not. Some have retained black feelings. Some have not. Some have retained habits. Some have not. But everyone is back together in some way or another and everybody has a role to play in this new game called Life. But is there something bigger going on? Who's calling the shots? Will everybody get out alive? Or was this some big trap facilitated by Doc Scratch to end everybody once and for all?

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    English
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    5,908
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    11
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    *4/27/16 updating!*
    Based on the asylumstuck AU, more information in the 'disclaimer' first chapter - warnings: ships (any and all - there will be no smut but its gonna get toasty), gore/blood, drug use, mental illnesses, cussing. Possible triggers such as rape, suicidal thoughts, self harm, drug use, and possibly more - please read disclaimer page for more info.

    The Cherub Institute is a large building home to various children with various mental health problems. The past is unknown and the future is quite uncertain. And yet, the third floor remains the biggest question of all.

    *Written by a mentally ill author who has been within these types of hospitals multiple times and done firstperson research/interviews on the different illnesses portrayed. Asylumstuck is mine to reclaim as an neurodivergent writer suffering from multiple illnesses portrayed in the fic. If you have a genuine concern about something that you know from personal experience was written wrong, please contact me PRIVATELY about it. You can find links to where you may do that in my bio. I highly recommend waiting til the end before critiquing anything about the plot. I promise it will all make sense when its finished!*

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    English
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    42,288
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    6394
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    The new universe has finally been made. Everyone's ready to celebrate.

    And then Karkat just HAD to open his big mouth.

    "SO...NOW WHAT?"

    New universe drabbles. Partially inspired by a tumblr post. Post-victory relaxation.

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    English
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    1,259
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    227
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER; your brother, currently standing beside you, is DIRK STRIDER, and neither of you have even the slightest idea as to who the fuck these people are.

    Which is kind of a lie, you guess, because they're two of your best friends.

    Or, how twenty-two internet friends get invited to spend the summer on the Isle de Harley. Shenanigans abound, gratuitous fluff ensues, and Jack Noir unwittingly and unwillingly becomes the source of any and all relationship advice.

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    English
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    1,318
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
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    John Egbert is forced to cross dress by his friend Jade. Then he gets taken, right in front of his friend. He lives with the only Female besides the Empress that have actual power in the land. Also some friends and his aunt and blah blah blah.

    Andrew Hussie, every one! HomeStuck maker!

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
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    142,452
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    218
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    6812
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    All the trolls are fairies and they protect humans. The ancestors work at the high school they all attend and shit goes down. Will probably have multiple endings. Basically a fic to show the world how great Eridirk can be! I don't care if the interactions are OOC, I just want to write this, okay?

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    English
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    25,185
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    158
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    Dirk Strider is a roboticist for the SBURB Corporation. This entitles him to several privileges, including a personal bodyguard in the event that his life is endangered. Not that he needs one. But as long as that bodyguard is Jake English, Dirk isn't complaining.

    Language:
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    55,462
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2357
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    After the games were done the kids were left with a horrifying truth: the god tiers were now essentially immortal; the rest would fade away slowly. Without the game the group was doomed to fall apart, but one gal wasn't going down without a fight.

    -OR-

    Calliope refuses to lose her friends ever again and everything goes completely fucking pear shaped.

    Language:
    English
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    1,221
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    215
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    This is where I will post all of my prompt fills. Most of these I got off the internet but I am taking any and all requests, including rare pairs. The main point of this is to try to get better at gritting and if my suckage can entertain someone while I'm at it I'm more than satisfied.

    No archive warnings apply because there hasn't been any smut yet, not one has really died, and there's no gore yet. This may change in future.

    Edit: Did I say there was no gore? Gore Warning for Chapter 4. Did I say there was no smut? Smut warning for Chapter 8, and now for Chapter 13.

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    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1500
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    Why does Kanaya always have to work with douchebags. When she thought of joining the fashion industry, she didn't expect it to be so stressful. Just about every person who models for her is a huge prick. Until one day, when she gets a new model who's well, different from the others.

    Language:
    English
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    5,591
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    180
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    It's been a long journey, with all sorts of twists and turns. But they've all grown so much, and they've got their existence to prove it. It was only a matter of time before it all came to an end.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    210
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    5watt-litebulb said "so i heard you're looking for prompt! If you dont mind writing jake and caliborn fighting in a bar (where the felt usually hang out) and all the felt steer clear because when two 'Englishes' fight, they will level a city. and... somehow dirk got involved in the middle? in any universe or genre you want (post-sburb action comedy maybe, but hey, it's completely up to you) thanks! :D"

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    1,184
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    1/1
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,870
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    128
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    They say Life and Death are in love.
    That Life sends living beings as gifts to Death.
    That Death keeps them forever.

    They're all idiots.

    In this reality, Life and Death are at war.
    Life sends no gifts.
    Life keeps all living beings safe in his arms.

    So Death will rip them all away.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,531
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    141

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