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    Full title: More Than Life: Troll!Abused!CalliopeXFem!Human!Perfectionist!Reader

    You're just a teenager. You shouldn't have to deal with this. It's too hard, it's too hard and no one cares.

    At least you have her. As long as you have each other, you'll be okay.

    Right?

    (There will eventually be a second part)

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    English
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    13/?
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    English
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    John and Karkat are high school roommates during their first year at A.H Prep, and we all know there's a storm before a (really gay, sunshiny) rainbow.
    Feelings get complicated, and they get complicated fast.

    Language:
    English
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    22,607
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    21
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    46
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    3
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    English
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    30,577
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    14
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1990
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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

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    English
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    18,594
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    2
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    9
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    2
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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

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    5/?
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    2
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    10
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    1
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    Your name, is Dirk Strider. And as far as you're concerned, this is the beginning of the end of your life.

    With bags full of only what your parents allowed you to take, a fixed gaze and a heavy heart, you look upon the place that would be your new residence for the next few years of your life. Sburb institutions, an institution for the mentally unstable and unfit for society. This was so not ironic.

    In which Dirk goes to the Mental ward called Sburb Institution and meets friends, and enemies and crazy people.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    142
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    33
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    You haven't heard from John in three years and now, by some miracle, your Bro has found him on the streets of your hometown.

    -

    You've left him hanging for three years. Now you've found him and its great, but you don't want to tell him about your past. You don't know how he would react.

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    7/?
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    10
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    Jake se muda a Estados Unidos, donde conoce a Jane y Roxy. Y a Dirk. [AU DirkJake Longfic] donde son adolescentes tontos que se van enamorando mientras van viviendo un montón de sucesos cotidianos, dramas familiares y sentimientos nuevos. Primicia, también tenemos el peor summary de toda la página. ¡Hurra!

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    Español
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically.

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    20/?
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    23
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Roxy Lalonde has been writing stories of shitty wizards for far longer than she wants. A life of a famous writer can be down crap sometimes. When Mituna, a troll that's been living off the streets, comes barreling head first in her life, her world is turned upside down.

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    6/?
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    In a world of mystery and darkness, some things are meant to be kept secret.

    Karkat Vantas is a new student at Skaian Fields Night School. He'd prefer to be anywhere else.

    The life of a student is hard, but things can get really tricky when your classmates are monsters, spell-casters, mutants, and psychics.

    It's even trickier when you are even weirder than any of them.

    Romance and magical conundrums are bound to ensue, but beware of the things in the dark.

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    3/?
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    Meenah Peixes comes into power over the whole universe. No one's sure why but it's a pretty good excuse to write smut with the vaguest underpinnings of plot.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    3
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    26
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    4
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    Five survivors must travel across the United States during a zombie apocalypse. They must face Special Infected, illness, riots, and nuclear winter in hopes of surviving to reach Safe Haven in Oregon. Will Roxy be able to lead them there alive, or will they perish along the road like thousands of others?

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    4/?
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    7
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    2
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    He thinks he's high and mighty and perhaps where he lives, wherever that is, he is the captain of his own crew in a sense, but here on your ship, he might as well just be an unwelcome wriggler.

    And you will not tolerate this shouting little mess any longer. At least your crew isn't dumb enough to try to follow his orders despite his constant threats.

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    English
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    5,056
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    3/?
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    13
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    All my bonus round fills for 2014. Warnings are listed in each chapter heading.

    Transcript [Handmaid<3Redglare, T, BR1]
    Who could forget a dame like that?

    Growing Pains [Roxy/Calliope (ambiguous), T, BR1]
    She's the first to see a cherub in the flesh. If only the circumstances could've been better.

    Flucht der Nachthexen [Rose<3Terezi, M, BR2]
    And then there were two. [Part Two of Die Nachthexen]

    Not Tonight [Mindfang<3<Redglare, T, BR2]
    You hate that you're all she's got.

    Disconnect [Terezi/Vriska (ambiguous), G, BR5]
    Terrible people aren't always wrong.

    Occupational Therapy [Latula/Roxy (platonic), G, BR5]
    Gaming gives you back your control.

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    English
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    Two young men, both aspiring for greater than their current status as squatters in local barns and shacks, have been chosen by the ethereal race of people known as the Skaia to save their world from impending doom. The problem is... they're terrible adventurers.

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    1/?
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    "If I only could make a deal with God and get him to swap our places."

    Welcome to Alternia. The hemospectrum is well in effect in this large city. If you are human, you are to be processed at the Human Center. If you're adopted your fate lies with your troll owner. If you are not, be prepared to be subjected to heavy scientific testing which has a death rate of 98%. Humans are the lowest level of social status. You are lucky to be considered a pet. If you somehow manage to escape, you are considered a stray. If caught, you will be euthanized. Your tracker is to be present under your skin at all times. There is no rebellion, ignore what you've heard. Know your place.

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    English
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    23,441
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    1402
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    Centuries in the future, genetically engineered humans rule. Progenitors and their clones are the norm. Not fitting the norm makes you a target, and Rose doesn't come within a light year of normal. On a long-haul transport bound for the space station ProSPIT, she crosses paths with security officer Roxy-413 - and, through allowing her to give shape to her artificial days, lets her get rather too close for comfort.

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    English
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    3,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    53

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