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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House.

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    7/?
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    6
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    33
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    3
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    11/?
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    37
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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    2/?
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    6
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    Roxy Lalonde doesn't expect much out of her new volunteering job at the local children's hospital. She might have to take out the trash or do some paperwork, right? Pretty easy stuff.

    She had never been so wrong in her entire life.

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    2/?
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    “such an eager fucker today, aren’t ya?” He grins, seeing the demon is already hard. “Don’t worry, still ain’t even thinking about going easy on you Kurloz. Now tell me, do you want me to fuck that pretty little ass of yours? Or would you prefer that I bend over and spread for you?”

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    1/1
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    This is a reconstruction of an old au of mine. The story will be written as a script for a play. Where the story leads is up to the audience. At the end of each chapter, there will be an open-ended question that can be answered in the comment section. I will chose one response via the random list generator, and write the next chapter using said response as a guide.

    The story is as it says on the tin. All trolls, humans, carapaces, leprechauns and cherubs all go to the same high school, and take various roles in the school's drama club.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    570
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    Being a spy isn't nearly as fun as the movies make it seem

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    3/?
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    8
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    2
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    12/?
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    185
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    2/?
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    "If I only could make a deal with God and get him to swap our places."

    Welcome to Alternia. The hemospectrum is well in effect in this large city. If you are human, you are to be processed at the Human Center. If you're adopted your fate lies with your troll owner. If you are not, be prepared to be subjected to heavy scientific testing which has a death rate of 98%. Humans are the lowest level of social status. You are lucky to be considered a pet. If you somehow manage to escape, you are considered a stray. If caught, you will be euthanized. Your tracker is to be present under your skin at all times. There is no rebellion, ignore what you've heard. Know your place.

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    5/?
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    5
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    Calliope has predominated, grown her wings, and has recently taken her place as the guardian of her interstellar territory.
    One planet in this territory has caught her interest in particular, a little place called Earth.
    However, despite only having claimed her territory a short while before, It is already threatened. Another Cherub wants to destroy the stars of her system, while a fleet of invaders aims to destroy her favorite world.

    An AU where there is no SBURB, no SGRUB, and all the races inhabit the same universe.
    The other big change is that Jack Noir is a Cherub.

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    2/?
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    5
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    Blood::He Who Speaks

     

     

    Karkat Vantas, hot-headed mutantblood prince of Alternia, has an idea.

    And you know what that means: Shit is going to be fucked up.

    Tensions are high between the trolls of Alternia and the enslaved human colonies of Earth. Centuries before, the legendary Thief of Life Meenah Piexes upended the Emperor Kankri Vantas with a plan to expand the legacy of Alternia to the furthest reaches of space. And although the probability of its occurence is near astronomical, they find a civilization of weak, pink-skinned creatures who worship the same gods and have the same titles.

    Of course, the planet was immediately taken over, the inhabitants taken as servants for a greater cause.

    Karkat Vantas saw this and was displeased.

    Also featuring: a bitchy thief that gets her heart stolen, a proud seer who gets her soul broken, a mage of two minds, gay dorky knights, and a dragon--welcome to He Who Bleeds!

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    4/?
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    12
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    30
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    1
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    After the game Rose embraces her mantle as Seer of Light. Determined to make the best of the universe they have created she continues her writing, recording the progress and events which transpire in the world which is now theirs.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    The author decided it was a really good idea to post a bunch of nonsense fics here.

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    4/4
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week.................... My Little Pony.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    English
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    Chapters:
    16/25
    Comments:
    468
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    232
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    19/24
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    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you hate your new school the only reason you put up with it is because of a cute Nerd

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
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    11
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    1
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    308
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    When Jane was eleven years old, her mailbox exploded. After that, she went to live with a succession of Crocker relatives, each more vague than the last. Gamzee, of course, went with her. An His Dark Materials AU.

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    English
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    3,622
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    5
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    1
    Hits:
    64
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    Au where Vriska is OP.

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    Homestuck AU. Games over - sort of. Vriska travels through time to save all of her friends, but at the end of all the timelines, she ends up ‘dead’, later to be revived by Lord English for another round of time travel. This game ends only when Vriska survives until her birthday October 25th, she forfeits, or she loses by running out of time. Everytime she travels through time, she forgets stuff, and she gets fewer days in the next jump.

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    English
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    47,584
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1516

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