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    Dream-sharing. A highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams and unearth their deepest secrets and memories. And the Strider-Lalondes are the best in the business.

    Until Dirk Strider gets his fool ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden. To save him, it's going to take a team of the world's most talented dreamers to save him.

    Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the l8est and gr8est agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind, it's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

    Oh Orpheus, sing to me all night...

    Language:
    English
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    60,399
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1461
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
    Words:
    1,285,349
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1055
    Kudos:
    1324
    Bookmarks:
    256
    Hits:
    73832
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    World War 3 completely wiped out America. After the war was won, with America no more and the county of Skaia rising, a new form of government, a monarchy, was set up in hopes of resurrecting some peace and stability until the citizens could handle their own. The citizens were split into a caste system, with claim that the system meant nothing more than a way to organize the citizens. It was as though each of the five castes were just different states, much like how America had once been set up. Unfortunately, shortly after the original lord died and his son took the throne, the government became corrupt. Twos became higher than Threes, and Fives were treated worse than Fours. Now there’s a rebellion forming with a radical group called The Underground, and it’s almost like the war never truly finished, but instead changed from a world war to a civil war.

    Four citizens decide to do everything in their power to help light the spark and give the extra push needed. But can they do it, when it’s only the four of them? Can they do it, even if it means giving up everything they had before? Can they do it, if it means becoming enemies of the country?

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    English
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    1,673
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    5
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sbrub kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    English
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    5,597
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    213
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    No... No. No no no. No no no no no! No please, this can't be happening! Please don't let this be happening! God, no, anything but this!

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you've been enjoying a normal afternoon walking through the woods of this new world until... Until you stopped dead in your tracks at the sight of your brother lying in a pool of his own blood with his sword through his chest.

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    English
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    3,446
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    357
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    They both thought their times at Hogwarts would be relatively normal: make friends, learn magic, and later on, graduate and get jobs in the wizarding world. But Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider never expected to be part of something bigger.

    In their first year alone, what sort of challenges will these two face to not only bring them closer together, but bring them one step closer to saving the wizarding world- even the muggle world- as we know it? And what do their eyes have to do with it?

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    English
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    5,083
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    It's been a few months since the death of the Black King, and Eridan has settled in to his new life with the Alpha gang. Things are going pretty nice, except that maybe the new transfer student has some concerning secrets, and that quite a few people are out to kill her, and now Team Alpha is stuck in the middle of a gang war, and there might be some outside organizations wanting to reclaim their projects. Oh, and two certain Princes might be having some issues with feelings.

    It's ok. Eridan didn't want some peace and quiet anyways.

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    English
    Words:
    25,913
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    392
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    When the people you care about are in trouble would you do anything to help them? Even if it means damning yourself?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    284
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    Dirk Strider is a roboticist for the SBURB Corporation. This entitles him to several privileges, including a personal bodyguard in the event that his life is endangered. Not that he needs one. But as long as that bodyguard is Jake English, Dirk isn't complaining.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    2780
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    A virtual reality video game gone horribly wrong. Timelines through universes connected by a terrible presence posed to send all to oblivion in a swirl of darkness. An anomaly tied to an innocent soul.

    The players of SGRUB have figured out that something strange is going on with their session. Beings called humans are connecting to them, from universes in the future. The timeline is doomed, but not crumbling into mass murder and psychotic chaos. It's possible that they do in fact have a second chance at not only succeeding at the game, but also in destroying the virus that's attacking everything. But even with bonds starting to crumble, they can be repaired and held tightly, made to be stronger than ever. And with the success of each bond, the conclusion of each time loop or quest and confrontation with a Denizen, the chances of defeating the darkness grow stronger than ever.

    Karkat Vantas swore when the game began to keep his friends safe. But even as he leads his friends to the light, what he doesn't realize is that the closer to light they come, the greater their shadows grow...

    Don't be afraid, for you are the one who will open the door.

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    12,008
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    165
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    [Superhero/Villain AU - DirkJake]

    The Prince of Heart had a mission: kill the Page of Hope, avenge the Knight.

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    Dirk Strider knew what his job entailed, and he was okay with it, until of course he found out the true identity of his target.

    He didn't think it was fair, but he knew nothing was fair in love and war.

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    English
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    24,790
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1073
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    this is just a character list for everyone in this AU - also, there's literally no need to read it unless you want some more context for the characters.

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    English
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    483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    38
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    A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.

    And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.

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    English
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    23,211
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1495
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    Nepeta Leijon was abused by Gamzee Makara for four years of her life but everything changed when Equius became her moirail and Feferi Peixes became her soon-to-be wife.
    Jade Harley thought Dave Strider would not be seen again, until he showed up at her door and moved in. They took care of a young troll on the streets, Karkat, who believes his blood is a sin.
    Latula Pyrope grew up without her father and vowed to protect Mituna Captor with her life and love him to death. Little did she know that what she once called 'hers' would melt into constant bloody strife. Resorting to alcoholism, she swore she'd soon take her last breath...

    - Thank you for 2000+ hits!!!! <3
    - NEXT UPD8: July 8th 2016

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    English
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    89,019
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    101
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    162
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2421
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    The game has been won, and now John and Roxy are coming to terms with life After.

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    10,059
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    637
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    English
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    28,108
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2224
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    "Two households, both alike in dignity,"

    Life is difficult when your major is useless and your family is not human. / Life is difficult when you're double majoring and you have dead parents to avenge.

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    English
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    35,162
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    805
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    Dave can't almost believe it when they beat the game. Everyone was cheery and happy, chattering among themselves like they didn't have a care in the world. It just got better when they entered the new universe, too. They lived in peace, and nothing bad had happened for a full 3 months. No Lord English. No anything. They were finally done.

    Well, if you don't count the Beta Kids' guardians coming back to life.

    Language:
    English
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    845
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    185
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    The game is over and everybody has been reborn. Some have retained memories of their past lives. Some have not. Some have retained quirks. Some have not. Some have retained flushed feelings. Some have not. Some have retained black feelings. Some have not. Some have retained habits. Some have not. But everyone is back together in some way or another and everybody has a role to play in this new game called Life. But is there something bigger going on? Who's calling the shots? Will everybody get out alive? Or was this some big trap facilitated by Doc Scratch to end everybody once and for all?

    The game is over. Things are finished right? Complete? Everyone is human. There’s no need to worry about Her Imperial Condescension anymore. Right? But when a new college/psych ward opens up named Skaia, things start to look fishy. [No pun intended]

    Follow the post-scratch and pre-scratch crew as the attend the Skaia facilities whether it be for the psych ward, the college, or both.

    When things come down to the quick, will there be an all out war? And what of Doc Scratch and Lord English?

    NO! IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN! WE WONT LET IT!

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    English
    Words:
    60,270
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    225
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    A series of one shots that recount the lore of Mirror Image, and will be narrated by David Strider (Alpha Dave), the Late King of Skaia.
    This entry tries to recount the story of the twin gods of Hyalus: Caliborn and Calliope, a story about overcoming "fate" and bits and pieces about the faith of the people of Hyalus.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    24

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