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    Two employees from Pyralspite's Private Detective Agency form an uncomfortable alliance to unveil the mysteries of The Clock House.

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    In which Terezi Pyrope and Eridan Ampora try to work out what's going on in that madhouse.

     A homestuck/clue collaboration work.

    Collab partner can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4662940/Mbug98

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're gone. You're the only one left.

    The player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    39
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    3
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    Calliope has always wondered why she and her brother were different from everyone else. When she meets a man by the name of Andrew Hussie, she realizes that he might have an answer, and that she is not the only one. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Dirk might have been looking for a companion, but what he ended up with wasn't really what he expected. A cherub found in the shadiest parts of a trades show market emptied his wallet and found itself into his home... and his heart? But how will he cope with the two in one deal he has the misfortune of receiving?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    20
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    91
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    12
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    1596
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    The year is 1853 and peace between supernaturals and humans has remained unbroken for well over a decade. All is calm and quiet in a peaceful little floating town and there is nothing that the great guardian cannot protect.....

    Until the day that all light disappears from the morning and the town falls into a state of eternal night. No one is quite sure as to why and all they know is that these little imp like creatures are wreaking havoc with every chance they get, and former enemies know that this is a part of something much much bigger...but what?

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    1,417
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    1
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    Being a spy isn't nearly as fun as the movies make it seem

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    5/?
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    1
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    103
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    Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Originally supposed to be a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody, instead had devolved into me writing the text of the Gigaupd8 myself.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    Before Dirk was born,Dave was the leader of the Mafia. Trust me he did some stupid shit...But you can never get out.....and neither can your kin.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The first time he saw her, she was spinning, twirling, falling to the grass by the banks of a river, shrieking with laughter. She didn't seem to notice she had been doing the same thing for the past 3 hours. She had gone over to him, and told him,
    "Time is relative. 5 minutes or an hour, it's all the same to me."
    He had stared at her for a moment. She had laughed. "Do you get it?"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    EB: i have no idea how he’s going to react, ok?
    EB: what if he reacts badly, what if he says i can’t see you?
    EB: i don’t want to lose you.
    CG: YEAH?
    EB: yeah.
    CG: THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T FUCKING LIE TO ME.

    --

    No matter how much you love someone, relationships aren't always easy.

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    2/2
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    3
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    2
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    4
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Five survivors must travel across the United States during a zombie apocalypse. They must face Special Infected, illness, riots, and nuclear winter in hopes of surviving to reach Safe Haven in Oregon. Will Roxy be able to lead them there alive, or will they perish along the road like thousands of others?

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    13,487
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    20/24
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    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    72
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    6
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    A story following 30 students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

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    1/?
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    5
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    What is it like when a british man does romantic sodomy in Britain with a green Alien made of bones? the answer to that question and some other questions is in this fic.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    4
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
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    5,274
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    418
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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Roxy Lalonde doesn't expect much out of her new volunteering job at the local children's hospital. She might have to take out the trash or do some paperwork, right? Pretty easy stuff.

    She had never been so wrong in her entire life.

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    English
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    2,886
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    “such an eager fucker today, aren’t ya?” He grins, seeing the demon is already hard. “Don’t worry, still ain’t even thinking about going easy on you Kurloz. Now tell me, do you want me to fuck that pretty little ass of yours? Or would you prefer that I bend over and spread for you?”

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,233
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    184

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