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    P-Please no. I can't do summaries. J-just, slaves are involved. Calliope wants to save them with John Egbert, the greatest wizard known to man. Amnesia and stuff...Please, just...No.

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    After Roy and Jade's wedding, Kaldur decides to hell with being reserved. For one night he lives it up, but this happens to be afterwards.
    Get ready for an out of control Kal.

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    Jake is a young sailor heading out to sea for the first time. The trip seems to be going smoothly until the Captain loses track of the ship they were following. A storm breaks out and the whole crew is lured by sirens to their deaths. Jake is the only one to survive the shipwreck, but who saved him? A sort of Mermaid/Siren AU ^^

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    Dave Strider, bartender at The Green Sun, didn't sign up to lug a bleeding troll back from his job at 2:30 in the morning. Karkat Vantas, ex-florist and amateur journalist, sure as hell didn't sign up to get dragged back to some idiotic human's hive. Their liquor-heavy meeting is only the first of a chain of unusual events that end with several New Austin politicians dead, and two wordy dudes on a mission to find the killer.

    (Title is from "Black Sun" by Death Cab for Cutie)

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    Your name, is Dirk Strider. And as far as you're concerned, this is the beginning of the end of your life.

    With bags full of only what your parents allowed you to take, a fixed gaze and a heavy heart, you look upon the place that would be your new residence for the next few years of your life. Sburb institutions, an institution for the mentally unstable and unfit for society. This was so not ironic.

    In which Dirk goes to the Mental ward called Sburb Institution and meets friends, and enemies and crazy people.

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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

    Character study of the life of Karkat Vantas. Deals with tragedy, love, grief and forgiveness as Karkat travels through the spirit world looking for John. To find John he has to cross over, and to do that he has to forgive the people that hurt him when he was alive.

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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

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    The human/troll war has reached, and now passed, its climax. However, it has not ended, and throughout the universe the two races fight bitterly. On one planet, in a small canyon in the middle of nowhere, sit two bases. One red, protected by four brave human space marines, one blue, staffed by three badass troll warriors.
    Or at least, they'd like to think so.
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    A homestuck AU based heavily on the Red vs Blue, it'll follow the general plot of RvB more or less, but who knows when it'll spin out of control?

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    Indescribable. That's what life is. Especially for Jake English, big brother, caretaker, and demon hunter. He and his family have been hunting undesirable creatures since the beginning. There's not much else to do when you're an immortal angel sent from Prospit to watch over the humans.

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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you just wanted to spend your night calmly, binge watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, but that's not happening any time soon, and you can thank your drug-dealing brother for that. Now, all you can do (and should do) is run as fast as you can, take a car on the way, if you can.

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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're taking a jump to the left, doing pelvic trusts and getting weirded out by the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    There is no path that leads in or out of the Unknown.
    The Unknown will come to you. And when you are finished, the Unknown will leave.

    Dirk and Dave are lost. They're lost and these strange people sure aren't being helpful. There's a whole town dressed up as scarecrows, a man who's sure he's being stalked by felt (of all the things), and an schoolhouse being harassed by a wolf-thing. No one knows which way to point them, so they're forced to rely on the advice of an extremely rude cardinal named Karkat.
    As the nights grow longer, the days grow colder and the thing in the shadows, the beast and the woods-woman get closer every hour they spend in the Unknown.
    And the end is not in sight.

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    Allow me to be crude; Dave Strider was born and raised in a whore house.

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    John and his dad James are moving to a new place for a new start. Eager and ready for the new memories when things sadly turn sour for both along with many others lives following this downhill slope. What the heck is gonna happen?

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    God, Dave needs to tell someone. He needs to tell someone before it is too late. When he tries to tell John, he gives up and decides to call for help.
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    Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas decided to work together to make a special Suicide Hot Line for people in their community. With the help of their friend Sollux, They build up a website, get together a small group of people, and rig up some phones. They are ready to help people. With Karkat as the leader, and John the voice of the group, the hot line is a success. One day while on the phone, John gets a call from someone very important to him, and it changes his perspective on things.
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    Dave is done, God, he is so done. Who needs him anyways? He isn't truly wanted. Who cares if he is gone?

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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking on the world together.

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    Vriska coughs, glaring at Kanaya for blowing the dust right into her face. "Well?" She demands.

    "'Well' what?" Kanaya counters, not even looking away from her translation notes.

    "You know damn well, 'What!'" Vriska snaps, scanning the room again; as if in the last ten seconds the enemy had managed to infiltrate their weak, temporary base and she had any hope of protecting herself. "Is it the right book or not?! What does it say on the record-card?"

    Kanaya is silent a few more minutes - then her body tenses and her eyes narrow. She holds up the card and reads it aloud:

    "'The recovered Final Journal of the esteemed Professor Jake English, Master Hunter of the Unknown and respected member of the Arland community. He died to warn us - in the end, it just wasn't enough.'"

    ((all journal entries are written and revised - however, this story will only update as the journal entries are discovered in the series's main story, "Trivial Fursuits". think of it as a horror game: you know how it begins and you know what ended it, but the middle of the story is what REALLY happened.))

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    When Caliborn gets in trouble at school, his dad is called from work to come collect him and talk with his teacher Mister Nitram

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