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    Closely following the gruesome murder of one C. Ampora, P.I. Jane Crocker is contacted to recover a missing robot for its eccentric owner. The town of Derse isn't known for it's coincidences, and Jane soon finds that being hired by Dirk Strider is more than she bargained for.

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    12/?
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    18
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    My bonus round fills on behalf of Team Palepitch.

    See headers for warnings

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    35/?
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    7
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    A boy is created with half human and half troll DNA. He has incredible power and his goal is to unite the two worlds and keep the peace.

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    21
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    1
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    375
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    9/?
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    Jake English's life was wholly ordinary - save for the fact that he was dating the up-and-coming leader of the Revolution in Derse. When a tragedy turns a romantic tryst into a living nightmare, Jake will have to search the far reaches of an unfamiliar, war-torn country in search of a mysterious girl, who, he is told, is the key to his lover's salvation.
    But neither the girl nor his benefactor are as they seem. And as the months and miles wear down his resolve, Jake will be forced to decide whether a person's life can justly be assigned a price...

    Parallel and sequel to I'll Have My Pound of Flesh Rare and Something Rotten. Ratings and tags subject to change. Updates Mondays.

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    10/10
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    3
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    John, Rose, Dave, Karkat, Calliope, Roxy, Terezi, and Kanaya all have a special thing in common.
    They are different. John doesn't feel right as a boy? Rose is a satanist, Dave is a homosexual ( go figure ), Calliope is a lesbian and she has a great secret, Roxy is an underage drinker and bisexual, Terezi is schizophrenic and Kanaya has many secrets to be unraveled.
    Can they get through 10th grade?
    Nah.

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    2/?
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    After much careful evaluation and thought, he had come to conclusion that yes, he was holding a baby. Why was he holding a baby? A small whimper drew his attention to the other little bundle at his feet. Two babies. He had two babies. Who in their right mind would trust him with children? Honestly, he was still a little fuzzy on that himself. It’s not every day you wake up, eat some stale fruit loops, drink two litres of Faygo and open the door to have an angry young lady shove wriggling things in your face.

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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    18/?
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    This is a colletion of Drabbles

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Calliope knew more than anything that she had the best four friends that anyone could possibly ask for; even if no one else could ever see it that way.

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    1/1
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    A story is shared. Sort of.

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    The long-awaited sequel to "Coming to Terms"! Eridan and Sollux are finding their places in each others' lives, but with Vriska's ever-present drama, will their fledgling relationship last? E for language, sex, and other adult themes.

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    8/?
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    116
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    23
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    At age 13, John and Dave's old lives were destroyed, in an explosion that left them reconsidering everything they'd learned about the world. Meeting up in an attempt to hunt down the being that annihilated their homes and families, they begin tracking down monsters wherever they can find them, and dive straight into the dangerous and terrifying world of demons. But of course, being in a lot of life-or-death situations with somebody really builds up the trust level and soon we're talking crushes and so on, which really takes the edge off of the whole demon thing. I give up, I hate writing descriptions, just go read it.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    221
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    The beloved empress, Feferi Peixes, is dead, and Sollux Captor is blamed of the crime. Now, He can have his revenge, but with an intervention from the White Outsider.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    2
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    Blood::He Who Speaks

     

     

    Karkat Vantas, hot-headed mutantblood prince of Alternia, has an idea.

    And you know what that means: Shit is going to be fucked up.

    Tensions are high between the trolls of Alternia and the enslaved human colonies of Earth. Centuries before, the legendary Thief of Life Meenah Piexes upended the Emperor Kankri Vantas with a plan to expand the legacy of Alternia to the furthest reaches of space. And although the probability of its occurence is near astronomical, they find a civilization of weak, pink-skinned creatures who worship the same gods and have the same titles.

    Of course, the planet was immediately taken over, the inhabitants taken as servants for a greater cause.

    Karkat Vantas saw this and was displeased.

    Also featuring: a bitchy thief that gets her heart stolen, a proud seer who gets her soul broken, a mage of two minds, gay dorky knights, and a dragon--welcome to He Who Bleeds!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
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    23
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    1
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    355
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    There are two sides, two players. One is light, the other is dark." — John Locke, LOST

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    1/1
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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

    ----
    Princess Calliope was born with a curse that made her green skinned and bald. After a stunning revelation, she goes off in search of her 12 brothers who disappeared the day she was born. Along the way she meets the cheerful princess to the neighboring kingdom, makes a deal with a sarcastic and cryptic fairy, and finds that there's more to her curse than a simple wish gone wrong.
    --
    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    English
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    3,071
    Chapters:
    2/48
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    15
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    2
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    327
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    All my written fills for the sixth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of genre mash-ups.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    24
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    2
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    330

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