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    A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.

    And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.

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    "Two households, both alike in dignity,"

    Life is difficult when your major is useless and your family is not human. / Life is difficult when you're double majoring and you have dead parents to avenge.

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    5/?
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    Your girlfriends are the best.

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    Calliope and Roxy help tend to the planet's new gardens.

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    1/1
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    5
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    3
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    While they're in the dreambubbles, Jade and Jane have a little more fun with their trollsonas, at Callie's encouragement. And maybe emulate some of her written scenarios in the process.

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    4
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    It isn't easy living alone in a new city. Especially when you have to keep up with your studies, pay bills, deal with a lovable drunk woman, and somehow manage to get some sleep. Did you mention you're into women? No? Good.

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    2/?
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    After John dies, Vriska has to to endure the hardships of being a single mother for Casey. Can the Spider8itch take care of a child while trying to get a decent job? Is her more problematic sister going to help her after years of not talking with each other? Can Terezi avoid her dark past from ruining her new life?

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    22/?
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    52
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    4
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    1174
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    The game is over and everybody has been reborn. Some have retained memories of their past lives. Some have not. Some have retained quirks. Some have not. Some have retained flushed feelings. Some have not. Some have retained black feelings. Some have not. Some have retained habits. Some have not. But everyone is back together in some way or another and everybody has a role to play in this new game called Life. But is there something bigger going on? Who's calling the shots? Will everybody get out alive? Or was this some big trap facilitated by Doc Scratch to end everybody once and for all?

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    4/?
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    5
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    The story takes place in Universe C1, the Kid's universe, the one they made and get to live in. Everything for once has gone to plan, and surprises await them as John opens the door into their universe. Though this is not their story, not completely, SkaiaNet gets relaunched by the Harley-Englishes, and once the Frog Temple is found, it starts on the new Sburb. They want to make a stable version, a perfect session, but along with the inevitability of imperfect games, and punishment for something they added to benefit them in their universe, the premise of a perfect session for the six players spawned by it soon comes to an end.

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    1/?
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    No... No. No no no. No no no no no! No please, this can't be happening! Please don't let this be happening! God, no, anything but this!

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you've been enjoying a normal afternoon walking through the woods of this new world until... Until you stopped dead in your tracks at the sight of your brother lying in a pool of his own blood with his sword through his chest.

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    Dirk just wants to study for his exam, unfortunately the fraternity next door has other plans. Jake just wants to woo the cute guy he's seen around campus, and maybe fuck him into the mattress.

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    3/3
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    *5/10/16 FINISHED!*
    Based on the asylumstuck AU, more information in the 'disclaimer' first chapter - warnings: ships (any and all - there will be no smut but its gonna get toasty), gore/blood, drug use, mental illnesses, cussing. Possible triggers such as rape, suicidal thoughts, self harm, drug use, and possibly more - please read disclaimer page for more info.

    The Cherub Institute is a large building home to various children with various mental health problems. The past is unknown and the future is quite uncertain. And yet, the third floor remains the biggest question of all.

    *Written by a mentally ill author who has been within these types of hospitals multiple times and done first person research/interviews on the different illnesses portrayed. Asylumstuck is mine to reclaim as a neurodivergent writer suffering from multiple illnesses portrayed in the fic. If you have a genuine concern about something that you know from personal experience was written wrong, please contact me PRIVATELY about it. You can find links to where you may do that in my bio. I highly recommend waiting til the end before critiquing anything about the plot. I promise it will all make sense when its finished!*

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    Your friend changes after the Lighter Incident. She changes a lot, and she isn't the only one who changes. But you are Eridan Ampora, and you don't care. As long as she's alright.

    Scenes from before and after Calliope's accident.

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    2/2
    Comments:
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    14
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    Meet Karkat Vantas, a 17 year old high school student at Prospit Academy. He's the typical student, with a low c average, but when he finds himself head over heels in love with Derse Academy's "wild time" Dave Strider things get out of hand. Especially when Dave decides that Karkat looks like the best idea ever since the invention of his latest work Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff.

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    It's a common misconception that all students of Derse Academy are bad. Regardless of who you are, what you look like, and what you wear, everyone assumes you're bad news, but a group of mislead teens are about to change that. Meet Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Dirk Strider, and Roxy Lalonde. Theyre not exactly the dream team, but they've all got a point to prove, Dersites are not as bad as everyone thinks they are. Though things get a little more, personal when Dave finds himself falling for the Prospit student Karkat Vantas, and to make things worse, the 'Prince' of Prospit Academy, John Egbert, isn't getting any less hotter soon.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
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    1
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    When Dave Strider moves from Texas to cold, rainy Washington, he isn't that bothered. He had some people he wanted to leave behind at his old middle school anyway. And it's a pleasant surprise when he discovers that the friends he's made over Pesterchum turn out to go to the same new high school as him. There's even a stranger in a loose sweater and skater skirt shouting about social justice who turns his head. But Dave's been hiding something from his friends: he has ulcerative colitis, which means "painful inflamed large intestine" and is about as fun as it sounds. And it is a lot harder to be cool when your own body won't work right.

    I'm not going to be super graphic in my descriptions of Dave's illness, but a warning before you open this: colitis involves being physically sick, and not of the "throwing up" brand. So again, I won't be getting graphic, but it's going to be present.

    (The JadeRose is very minor, very brief, and won't appear for some time yet.)

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    4/?
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    In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

    Also there's animes.

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    Kudos:
    80
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    20
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    614
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    Recovery is not a straight-line path. You, Kurloz Makara, should know this better than most people. But you're slowly improving, living in Chinatown with Porrim, Mituna, and Calliope, none of whom are strictly sane. Somehow, this living arrangement constitutes a strange equilibrium.

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    You are Calliope Calver, and for every step forward you make, you feel as if you take two steps back. To call yourself dissatisfied with certain arrangements would be the pinnacle of ungratefulness. So you try to pretend. You've always been good at that.

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    2/2
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    2
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    65
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    The story of some girl persuading a little bit of color into a far too smelly city. Calliope couldn't be more willing to join her.

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    When a dark wind sweeps Rose Lalonde away, it falls to the unlikeliest of sources to surpass the limits of human kind to get her back: her sister.

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    English
    Words:
    12,751
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    35
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    747

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