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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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    3,658
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    327
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    A story in which a young mutant is given as tribute to the Grand Highblood and struggles to find his place in the world, ultimately coming to the conclusion that social reform is required. Involves over six separate duels (including two for quadrants), many scenes of violence, episode of traumatic flashbacks, multiple scenarios involving mind control, sexual encounters (both consensual and not), the destruction of no less than five fine seagoing vessels, blatant hemocaste desecration, even more blatant hemodiscrimination, two cases of mild quadrant vacillitation, one instance of quadrant fuckupery, and an inordinate amount of swearing. May not be appropriate for grubs and young trolls.

    Words:
    62,118
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3014
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    In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)

    Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.

    Series
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    10,981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1273
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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo Bearded Wizard Slash on board FUCK PARADOX SPACE IN EVERY SINGLE BLACK HOLE: THE MOVIE --

    TT: This shall serve as a repository for my magnum opus.
    TT: I tease. This is a chronicle of my early days of trollhood.
    TG: yes plz tell us everything about you playing ye olde alien trouser flute

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] banned turntechGodhead [TG] from memo Bearded Wizard Slash --

    TT: I would never dare to steal the thunder from your own memo, dear brother.
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    Collection of logs to bridge the first week after Covalent.
    1) Rose & various; Feferi
    2) Dirk & Tavros, Dirk & Dave
    3) Jade & Gamzee
    4) Roxy & Eridan
    5) Dirk & Roxy & ??

    Series
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    5,153
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1333
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    A sweep out of secondary training and down almost every friend he's ever had, Karkat Vantas is stuck eking out an unsatisfying existence as a supposed rust blood in the empire's lowest pay grade. It isn't until his college flush crush Sollux Captor returns out of nowhere one night, boasting strange new knowledge and powers, that he's pulled into something greater. Because not only is the bright red blood he's spent his whole life hiding from of the utmost importance, it is literally divine.

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    20,827
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    7721
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    Wherein the four beta!kids are and always were trolls on Alternia, Sgrub/Sburb does not exist, and Troll Jade Harley is on a quest to keep her friend Aradia from dying. Things will almost certainly get more complicated, but that's a good place to start.

    Words:
    39,477
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2438
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    Eridan has dug himself into a hole.

    And he's only digging it deeper. Let's just say a big shot like Dualscar - THE Dualscar - is not going to give up easily.

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    4,927
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    642
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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

    CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
    CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
    TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
    TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
    CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
    TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
    CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

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    13,476
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    3485
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    Wherein a pair of moirails attempt to help each other fill missing quadrants, while hiding their blood colors for disparate reasons; the awkward relationships of juvenile trolls are parodied for comedic effect; three major characters wear sunglasses; featuring graphic depictions of pale relations; several flushed kisses; and one humorous decapitation.

    Words:
    2,692
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    3948
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    How do an heir to an empire and a fugitive from said empire fall in love?

    A great deal of serendipity, not a few murders, alliances with rebels and gangsters alike, and fateful duels that transcend the quadrants, social strata, and time and space itself.

    Inspired by one picture, fueled by others.

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    28,930
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1438
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    The scene is Alternia, a few dozen sweeps after the Summoner's rebellion. Two lowbloods, one Steave Rojers and one Buckee Barnez, grow up.

    Series
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    2,491
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    280
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    Caliborn and Calliope are a pair of trolls sharing the same hive and living a rather uneventful life on Earth, except not really and the both of them actually have some issues to work through. It doesn't help that Caliborn seems to earn himself a personal stalker in the form of his new co-worker, nor that mentioned stalker appears to have a gift in making him go batshit insane with frustration.

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    6,560
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    465
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    For a lowblood like you, seadwellers are the ideal that you've internalized. Having met some of them personally, you're a little less star-struck in daily life but it's still your favorite thing to draw.

    Series
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    993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    198
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    Rose was on a quest.
    Rose's quest consisted of two objectives: kissing the girl* and saving the damsel in distress**.
    Rose was sometimes concerned for her own sanity.
    At least her pet skull hadn't started talking back to her yet.

     

    *Who was alarmingly pretty and intimidatingly skilled with autopsies and the aggressive application of medicine and Rose had so many sexy nurse fantasies it was practically psychic sexual harassment
    **Who might or might not be in distress and was not, in fact, a damsel

    Series
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    1,446
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1487
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    “Before I worked for SHIELD, I uh… well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skillset. I didn't care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD's radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call.”

    Adventure! Romance! Worldbuilding! All that and more on Budapest Orbital Station, where a moirallegiance blooms amidst rustblooded conflict.

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    5,162
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    670
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    Rose: Be the Psychologistician ==>

    You are the best Psychologistician the world has ever seen, attached to the Police Department in the largest coastal port on Alternia. It's entirely too bad your patients are anything but treatable.

    Series
    Words:
    5,604
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2547
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    All of a sudden, being a troll is a lot more complicated than you could have ever expected.

    There are just so many feelings.

    Words:
    30,486
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    10051
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    Summary

    What if the Avengers was set in the trolls' universe instead? Focusing on Steve and Tony's relationship.

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    2,941
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    641
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    There were very few things, Sollux reflected, more magnificent than Karkat worked up into a righteous fury and set to the chase. There were also, he admitted with a wince, not many things louder.

     

    Alternative Title: Everyone (Except Kanaya) is a Douche to Everyone Else and Karkat Doesn't Deal Well With Feelings Ever (There's Some Murder Too)

    Series
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    11,898
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4496
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    This isn't a thing Equius does; surrendering to impulses is for other people. He has always been one to measure, to strategize, to rein himself in as best he can. It was a necessity. Even his liaisons to satisfy the drones were more matters of negotiation and restraint than unbridled passion, adequate but not exceptional.

    But as Strider follows him out of the hangar and down the corridor, it's all Equius can do not to turn on him, not to attack him right there, not to pin him to the wall with hands around his throat and knee between his thighs.

    Words:
    5,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    4192

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