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    AU where everyone is a troll and Jade gets transferred to a threshecutioner fleet ship to work as a bioweapons specialist. Take a guess who also works on that ship.

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    7/?
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    37
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    Chapters:
    42/?
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    444
    Kudos:
    480
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    78
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    12137
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    "I'm starting to wonder if bluebloods only come in smart like a vicious animal or dumb as someone's pet rock categories," Karkat says, because he's someone who prizes his survival instincts highly. "I thought I knew of all the local command on sight, what are you, an internal affairs sneak? Slipping in with the monthly cargo of perishables and then gone again with someone's career in your vorpal hopbeast teeth? What were you doing in that dive?"

    The man crooks him a grin. "I was, uh, what was it again? Taking part in a 'deplorable fucking contest of limp-bulged impressions containing zero fucking artistic or entertaining merit,' and it wasn't that you have no sense of humor but that I'm objectively the opposite of frigging funny."

    --
    In Which A Secret Mutantblood Unknowingly Picks Up A Member Of The Nobility In A Bar Of Ill-Repute, After Which They Proceed To Have Sex, Fall Asleep, Then Have Sex Again While The Mutant Desperately Tries To Hide His Blood Color And Not Laugh At The Blueblood's Deplorable Jokes. Contains References To Ashen Pornography, A Somewhat Pitiable Inability To Handle The Gloriousness Of War, And Mentions Of Conciliatory Perversions Unsuitable For Trolls Aged Eight Or Under.

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    10,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    1228
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    When you meet Rrhose Lalonde for the first time, you are completely and utterly intimidated. In reading through her game walkthrough, your imagination ran wild, but in retrospect, your past dreams of what she might be like fell terribly short. Which is silly. Very silly. You spent hours watching her through your husktop, and you spoke to her far more often than any of the players from the other gaming session. You’ve seen her with a bucket on her head, for goodness sake.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    23
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    2
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    207
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    Rhozia is a highblood who defied the status quo and the Empress, and was forced to flee for her life. She was saved by Kanaya, a jadeblood who escaped her fate in the brooding caverns. They live within the Alternian Empire, on an uncaring, colourless and grey world. After surviving and living quietly together for sweeps, Rhozia stumbles across Roxane, a mutantblood who defies everything simply by surviving.

    A fill for Innsmouth, as part of the Homestuck Ladyfest (Not A) New Year's Exchange 2014.

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    4,856
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    7
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Your name is Mituna Captor, although your true name hardly matters anymore because to most you're simply the Helmsman.

    Your name is Jontan Egbert and you tried to make a change, but you failed. Now your close friend is dead, tortured because her blood was too bright a red. Now you're being wired into the ship of the Condesce herself, even though she already has a Helmsman.

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    783
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    A story in which a young mutant is given as tribute to the Grand Highblood and struggles to find his place in the world, ultimately coming to the conclusion that social reform is required. Involves over six separate duels (including two for quadrants), many scenes of violence, episode of traumatic flashbacks, multiple scenarios involving mind control, sexual encounters (both consensual and not), the destruction of no less than five fine seagoing vessels, blatant hemocaste desecration, even more blatant hemodiscrimination, two cases of mild quadrant vacillitation, one instance of quadrant fuckupery, and an inordinate amount of swearing. May not be appropriate for grubs and young trolls.

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    111,762
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    193
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    8413
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    In a universe far-removed from Earth's, there is a planet called Alternia, where an alien species called trolls celebrate a coming of age of sorts for every troll that reaches the age of 8 sweeps. This Great Gathering, as it is called, is a time where most trolls leave their species' home planet toward new horizons and homes abroad within their galactic empire--some toward greatness, others toward slavery. While this Gathering has been celebrated for over a millenia by trollkind, this particular Gathering will not be like any other before it...and two trolls of royalty will make sure of that.

    One of these trolls is looking to hold on to her chaotic regime.

    The other is looking to topple it.

    Series
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    English
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    120,921
    Chapters:
    16/17
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    GC: DAVES STUCK 1N SOM3 C1TY 4ND COMPL3T3LY LOST BUT OTH3RW1S3 DO3SNT APP34R TO B3 1N 4NY 1MM3D14T3 D4NG3R
    TA: well actually
    TG: that might not be completely accurate to say
    GC: >:?
    TA: i just checked the date
    TA: the imperial fleets start drafting all eligible adult trolls tomorrow

    In which sburb is erased from existence, the humans are trolls, and it's time for everyone to ascend to adulthood.

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    Chapters:
    1/16
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    464
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    What kind of troll approaches Drone Season by advertising for an anonymous, sex-free pail-filling session online? The same kind of troll who tries to befriend their anonymous donor afterward, apparently.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
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    Your name is Ianto Jones, and you are pretending to be a brownblood.
    These are five ways that the team could've found out, and one way they didn't.

    Series
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    Words:
    3,287
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    13,962
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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    An Orphan Black Homestuck AU where all of the clones are trolls. Drabbles, planning to write pre- and during SGRUB session. Ratings vary from chapter to chapter, as do warnings.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Sgrubs over. The universe has been reset... Sort of.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are the loneliest troll on the planet Alternia.

    And that pretty much fucking sucks.

    Language:
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    11,462
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    This story isn't actually about them, though. This story is about the third princess, and you. Your name is Dirrik Stridr, you're a bronzeblood, and it all starts when you meet Roxana.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    19
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    4
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    It's drone season come again, and considering the number of sweeps Bro and Cronus have been matesprit-hitched for, they might as well just whip off their pants and perform the copulation rites. Bro has better ideas. If they're going to have a voyeuristic third in the respite block once a rotation, he thinks they might as well make a show of it.

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    Language:
    English
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    2,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    35
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    4
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    640
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    Mirthful shrine maiden Rrhoze Lalond can't seem to do anything to discourage the advances of a dashing and utterly loathsome seadweller slave merchant.

    Will she be able to resist punching an upper-caste douchefin in the groin? Will she learn how to properly role play? Will she be tripping balls for most of it? Will she give in and bang this wily Dualscar fellow? Will she manage to clean the jizz off the shrine before the high priestess returns from her smoke break? Gosh, better read to find out!

    Written for Drone Season 2014.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    When Karkat first meets Dave Strider, an anonymous caste troll who parades around in a bright red shirt for "teh ironyz," it's hate at first sight. His impression changes drastically when he discovers Dave's candy red symbol isn't as anonymous as he pretends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    959
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    Someone's messing with Rhozeh's kismesis. When Sollux comes to blame her for certain events, she's more than happy to take advantage of the situation.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    9
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    462
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    (An "everyone is a troll living on Alternia" au.)

    There is two perigees left until the imperial fleets arrive back on Alternia to recruit the next generation of the intergalactic empire's soldiers. Two descendants carry the late Imperial Condescension's blood in their veins. The two brother trolls the Grand Highblood's prophesies spoke of eons ago find themselves welcomed into the church as the twin Messiahs. Two mutants watched over by the secret cult of the Signless are recruited into a war that has been waiting generations to be rekindled. And the last limeblood to exist, young but hopeful Jaydan Harley, muddles through her increasingly confusing web of quadratic entanglements in an effort to create some sort of lasting peace between them all.

    Language:
    English
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    5,934
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    593

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