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Loki chooses a very inappropriate time to bring up a very unwanted subject. Tony is not amused.
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Two years after the failed Chitarui attacks, Loki has escaped. The Avengers are on the hunt, tracking down their elusive enemy. Tony catches sight of him and decides to find out for himself just what the God of Mischief is up to. Will he find what he's after or learn something even more surprising?
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- Part 2 of Happy To See Me ( Series)
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Cap told their rag tag group of 'Avengers' to earn their keep by fair and legal means. Tony thought that pickpocketing could totally be considered fair, because really, he was just a wake up call to personal security. He just never imagined that trying to pickpocket up and coming businessman Loki Laufeyson would cause him so much grief.
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Tony Stark and Pepper Potts: innovative corporate executives, part-time superhero(es), and new parents.
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- Part 4 of Domestic Bliss and Detours
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Tony has a permanent boner, Steve isn't as coy as he seems and there is a fancy benefit.
Oh, and Tony FINALLY gets his man.
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- Part 4 of The Watermelon Chronicles
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Tony and the others find out some rather shocking news about their star-spangled Captain. Rated for Tony's mouth =p
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How Avengers Tower Got New Mascots: Or Jaxy and Rabbit Move In by faeleverte
The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
14 Mar 2013
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Just what it says on the tin.
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Irreconcilable Differences by determamfidd
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
3 Mar 2013
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Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn't think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he's given everything he's ever wanted, and... well, it seems it's all more complicated than that.
FEATURING:
Hulk - Amateur Psychology Hour with Tony Stark - Clint as a troll - more Hulk - Bruce as an angry introspective mess - Hulk again - Steve as Team Dad - Nick Fury as Nick Fury - Hulk smash! - Tony as a caped crusader for Hulk Rights - Rules, Rules, Rules - Natasha as the boss of everything - the Experimental Method (by T. Hulk) - Thor as the God of Thunder and Frustration - Tony as the king of the oblivious idiots - Stealth Sass Master Banner ...
...and a lot of figuring out who you really are.
And Hulk.
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Darcy, Daughter of Isis (Nothing is ever as it seems) by ChaneeDawn
The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Scion (Tabletop RPG), Thor (Movies)
31 Jan 2013
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Everyone always asked why she had no mom like the other kids. Darcy simply told them she left due to family problems, how could she exactly explain who and what her mother was? After all not many people have to worry about their Mother being Isis the Egyptian Goddess of motherhood, magic and fertility.
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We've Done this Before (as Mars Sauntered Through His Door) by shaenie for wolfshark (sharkie335)
The Avengers (2012)
26 Dec 2012
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“Why’re you awake?” Steve wonders out loud.
“I don’t have what anyone would call regular sleeping habits,” Tony says, lips curling a little. “There’s some stuff in the workshop I want to get done.”
“Mmm,” Steve says. “You could have gone.” He’s pretty sure he means it; he’d half expected to wake up alone this morning anyway.
“I wanted a look at your back,” Tony says.
Steve wriggles over onto his front. The lights brighten a little in the room, and Tony’s hands slip easily down his back, and then flip the covers down so that he can continue down Steve’s ass.
“I don’t know if I’m disappointed or excited,” Tony says.
Steve makes a noise of agreement. “Walking around with the marks under my clothes would have been...” he says.
“I know,” Tony agrees. “But this way, there’s almost no wait time between wanting and doing.”
Steve makes another lazy sound of agreement.
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The enraged citizens of Asgard tossed the god of mischief into the abyss; and it was just his luck he fell to Midgard, which would eventually lead to his entrapment at the hands of a playboy billionaire - Tony Stark.
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- Part 1 of Of Theory and Art
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Will You Strike While He's Still Loading by shaenie for wolfshark (sharkie335)
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
3 Dec 2012
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Fury says, “You’re fucking with me. You expect me to send in some random person to replace you, when you’ve already got a strong rapport with Stark. However you managed to get it.” Fury shakes his head, but smiles a little ruefully. “I’d have to be a moron to try and reassign you. Stark would shut down any attempt at replacing you.” He shakes his head again. “You keep surprising me,” he says. “You’re sure you don’t feel coerced in any way?”
“Not in the slightest, Director. If anyone tricked anyone, I tricked him. I don’t want this information used against Tony,” Steve says, his voice as commanding as he knows how to make it.
Fury holds up both hands, not in surrender, but as if to balance. “No one but me needs to know this, and I hope to never talk about Stark’s sex life ever again.” There is finally some amusement in his voice. Steve’s shoulders relax. “I do have a recommendation, however,” Fury says.
“Sir?” Steve asks.
“Tell him who you are. Stark does not like surprises. He won’t appreciate finding out after the fact.” Fury gives him a long look. “That’s not an order, but think about it. If he finds out and you aren’t the one that tells him, he’s going to react badly.”
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“All I wanted to do was protect the one thing I couldn’t live without… I guess I overshot…”
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Next I go to Seven Gates (each step less a mystery) by shaenie for wolfshark (sharkie335)
The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies)
20 Nov 2012
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The truth is, he can’t wait to see Tony again. Even more truthful, he’s fiercely hopeful that Tony is still interested in their half-engineered agreement. Tony sounds like it, but he tries to keep his expectations low.
Nobody has to tell him that Tony Stark can be fickle.
It doesn’t change the fact that he craves Tony’s touch, even after having it just that once, and he doesn’t see any reason not to take what Tony is offering as long as Steve doesn’t forget exactly what that is.
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“I can’t believe I’m listening to this conversation,” Bruce says, sipping his drink.
“I can’t believe I’m having this conversation,” Loki says.
“So, come on,” Tony prompts.
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In the Springtime of His Voodoo by shaenie for wolfshark (sharkie335)
The Avengers (2012)
8 Nov 2012
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“I’m removing Captain Rogers from this base, but not from active duty. I want him as SHIELD’s liaison to Stark Industries first and foremost. He’ll report directly to me,” Fury says. “As it is, your identity as Captain America is not public knowledge and it will remain that way until I say otherwise. That said, if you think you can get Tony Stark to work with you if you disclose that information, you have permission to do so.”
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Of Extreme Tag and Team-building Exercises (but not really) by Makairia
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Oct 2012
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Kink!meme fill
"Anons, I recently came across the best burn ever committed to the Internet:
"When I say "fuck you," I don't actually mean that anyone should."Just... Tony should say that. Preferably to someone who deserves it rather than just because he's being a dick (points if it's Loki)."
"So, fuck you. And, by ‘fuck you,’ I don’t actually mean that anyone should. Look at what happened last time. Fucking eight-legged horse.”
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- Part 1 of AvengerKink meme fills
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“Please, brother, say you will?” Thor is pleading, big blue sad puppy dog eyes in full force.
Loki sighs.
“I can make no promises, Thor. I believe that Lady Pepper’s family has something planned.”
“Planned for what?” Tony asks, butting into the conversation.
“Yule, Tony Stark!” Thor answers in his booming voice. “Will you come to Asgard? You and Hel?”
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As the Avengers expand to prepare for the looming threat that is Thanos, Tony and the team have some more immediate problems to deal with.
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- Part 2 of Death Toll
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“Bruce,” Loki says softly.
Bad idea. Now Loki has the Hulk’s undivided attention.
“Puny god,” the Hulk growls scornfully. Then suddenly, his face lights up with a weird sort of enraged delight. “Favorite toy!”
He grabs Loki by the shoulders, pulling the god up to eye level and giving him a healthy shake that rattles his teeth.
“Hulk smash!”
“No!” Tony exclaims.
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