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    Todd and Amanda own a bookshop. One day, Dirk arrives there.

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    Todd Brotzman, a no-maj born wizard who managed to flunk out of Ilvermorny, is trying desperately to provide for his sister with about the only job he can get. Dirk Gently, a self-proclaimed "not-wizard, sort of wizard, but not really a 'wizard' per se " wizard waltzes into his life and makes even working at a coffee shop a challenge.

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    She cheats at Russian Roulette (because the universe won't let her be killed, so she'll always win, no matter what) and they make away with the money, pretending she's not covered in blood, and Dirk watches it flow down the drain of a nice hotels shower as she scrubs it off her skin, going pink as it dilutes itself in the water.

    She eats four flapjacks at a roadside diner and holds the staff at gunpoint until she and Dirk can make a quick getaway without being followed, so that they don't have to pay.

    And, eventually, she leaves.

     

     

    (Or, if Dirk and Bart escaped Blackwing together)

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    Todd and Dirk experience the first stages of their relationship.

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    He’d been sitting there, giving Dirk shit, calm and comfortable and enjoying himself, and thinking about how he wanted to do this a lot, and how he wanted to do this but also maybe other, romantical sort of things, and it had seemed like a signal, or a sign, or just something to alert Dirk, maybe? Something… flirtier, he guesses, except he’s terrible at that, so. It was a terrible idea. Terrible plan. Terrible and embarrassing and just plain old dumb.

    Where Todd is awful at flirting, Dirk somehow manages to read him relatively well, and the rainbow stripes on Dirk's jacket are velcro.

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    With Amanda's help, the Rowdy 3 learn how to celebrate Holidays while Amanda recovers from a cold. In hopes of helping her feel better they decide to host a surprise Christmas party at Todd's house (without telling Todd). I suck at descriptions but this was a cute excuse to get Amanda/Martin and Dirk/Todd around some Mistletoe. Enjoy!

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    It starts with a poem and ends with a cult.

    In true Dirk Gently fashion, he saves the day without really meaning to, and drags Todd and Farah along for the ride. They keep too many secrets, and don't talk enough, and this whole thing would've been much easier if they'd just listened to Farah.

    A high school AU that was totally just meant to be about poetry.

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    Amanda dragged herself out of bed, grumbling that it was way too early for anyone to be mobile. Really, why would anyone be here at 8 am on a Tuesday?

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    Todd takes out his pill bottle and swallows two of the pills. It is too much excitement for him, he cannot has the attack now, not when they are still not totally safe.

    "You okay?" Dirk asks in a timid, low voice.

    "I am." Todd looks at his friend, he can see the guilty on his face, "This is not your fault Dirk, all you did is taking a few extra photos. Show me the photos, please?"

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    After 'Sound of Nothing', Todd comes clean.

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    When Dirk, Todd, and Farah visit West Texas, they are not prepared for what they find there. Expecting only dust and a never ending sky, they find themselves in the middle of a case. This case may take them further than they have ever been before.

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    Sharing a bed trope, except in this case the bed is a sofa. Todd's trying to be a good person okay.

    'Hobbes had given them plenty of blankets and pillows and then retired to his room. Todd, tired and bleary-eyed had practically fallen on the sofa and drifted asleep.
    It isn't until he wakes up the next morning to see where Dirk had slept that he feels that familair stab of guilt, and his head starts up the usual refrain of 'Asshole'.

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    Three thieves,
    Two detectives,
    One author,
    Zero clue.

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    Team jacket through a party to celebrate the official opening of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. Except Todd is sad and Dirk has absolutely no idea why.

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    “You’ll never get a cab in this. It’s hard enough to get a cab in my neighborhood anyway, they’ll definitely use the snow as an excuse not to come out. Maybe...maybe you should...stay?”

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    Sheriff Sherlock Hobbs becomes responsible for a lot of Dirk's firsts.

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    Todd goes to rescue Dirk from Blackwing, but ends up getting himself captured. Now detective and assist-friend must rely on each other's strength while they wait for Amanda and Farah to come and rescue them. Though Amanda also may or may not ever forgive her brother.

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    Set immediately after Season 2 Episode 6: Girl Talk.

    Dirk and Todd are flung into Wendimoor and into yet another life or death situation. Dirk finally tells Todd why he's been so stressed out lately.

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    Martin and Amanda take some time to "reconnect" while out on a mission away from the the others. Martin is as always a sneaky bastard.

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