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    "“What?! Who?! Where?!” The englishman bolted upright out of bed, his normally impeccable brown hair spiked and mussed all around. It seriously looked like Dirk Gently had had epic sex last night, but Todd knew better. Dirk was a fitful sleeper, which is why he had woken Todd up in the middle of the night."

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    2/2
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    4
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    15
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    It becomes overwhelmingly apparent, in an underwhelmingly short amount of time, that there are a number of things about Todd Brotzman that Dirk finds himself somewhat… fascinated by.
    ...however, there's one “Todd Related Phenomenon” that continues to hold his attention and pique his interest, above almost all others.
    This happens to be the curious case of Todd’s (various) blushes.
    (or; Dirk's fascination with Todd's various blushes quickly develops into an obsession as he categorizes each reaction with meticulous specification. 5 times Dirk watches Todd blush, (+1 time Todd does the same)

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    70
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    1/1
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    Todd casts an unknown spell and ends up with a badger named Baguette and a cheerful vampire named Dirk in his apartment. And is then told by a witch named Sharon that he's stuck with them.

    An entirely self indulgent fic, the vampire/witches au no one asked for.

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    English
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    3,952
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    14
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    99
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    “Todd,” he squeaks, possibly crushing Todd’s chest with the force of his grip. “Are you sure about this?”
     
    “Relax,” says Todd, and Dirk can’t see his face but he sounds entertained. “I won’t drop you.”

    In which Todd gives Dirk one (1) piggyback, and things sort of spiral from there.

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    1/1
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    19
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    52
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    6
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    269
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    503
    Kudos:
    563
    Bookmarks:
    75
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    6746
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    “Não se preocupe eu já pedi pela permissão da sua irmã”

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    Português brasileiro
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    13
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    Their lives were just beginning to start, when the Great War began.

    Read to follow the life of Amanda Brotzman and those she loves, as one of history's defining moments shapes her life.

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    3,696
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    21
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    9
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    130
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    After Blackwing, Dirk struggles with living alone- especially for lack of apartment to return to, so he moves in with Todd. However there's still a lot to be done.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    15
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    140
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    A lazy morning. A day without a case. A sleepy Todd. Dirk wishes this moment could last forever. The universe has other plans.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    23
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    3
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    156
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    Thanks to Todd, Dirk discovers the internet and uses it to look Things up. Recent google searches include:
    'How to take your boyfriend on the most brilliantly fun romantic date but which is also low key and chill because Todd would probably like that very much'
    and,
    'No i do not want 40 people doing a thing that makes Todd lose interest in me immediately i very much want him to retain interest in my hence why i want to take him on a romantic date that he will love'
    and,
    'Why doesn't the internet show me results of a very specific search query i just want Todd to love me'
    and lastly,
    'Cute date ideas'.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    243
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    English
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    26,307
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1898
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    “Ei Todd. Todd. Todd. Você está acordado ?”

    “Não”

    “Você está falando então isso é obviamente uma mentira”

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    419
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    24
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    in which Todd should get what Amanda is hinting at, even if she's intentionally vague

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    English
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    426
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    55
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    Todd's Paraibulitis flares very rarely, and very rarely infront of Dirk. Infact in never has before, until now.

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    English
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    410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    284
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    Mostly he sleeps and dreams about Farah and Todd coming to his rescue, through various different madcap adventures. They are always looking different, wearing fabulous outfits. Once he dreams that they are electric eels, having worked out that the easiest way to spring Dirk would be filling the building with water and swim in. The Todd-eel is blue like his eyes and the Farah-eel has a tiny wisp of springy hair on its head, and carries a tiny gun in the curl of its tail.

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    English
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    3,607
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    318
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    Todd can't bear the thought of driving Dirk away, of hurting him the way he's hurt everyone else in his life. After Dirk shows up one day with a surprise gift, though, Todd has to return the gesture—and rethink his approach along the way.

    Language:
    English
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    4,732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    286
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    Dirk Gently (as he's taken to calling himself) has spent most of his life in Blackwing custody. In that time absolutely nothing of any interest has happened. Instead, a good deal of not-very-good or possibly even very-bad things have happened. These mostly involved a number of people in white coats poking and prodding him while making him guess at numbers. Outside of these unwanted visitors, the vast majority of Dirk's time is spent alone. And then one day a technician leads Dirk into a room where a boy around his age sits behind a table, looking sullen and perhaps a little nervous. Dirk likes him immediately.

    Alternate Meeting AU, in which 21 year old Dirk meets 20 year old Todd while still in Blackwing custody.

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    English
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    87
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
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    Lieutenant Todd Brotzman has been serving aboard the USS Ridgely for a year when he meets Lieutenant Dirk Gently.

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    English
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    6,612
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    363
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    Dirk is the bright spot in Todd's life. That doesn't mean Todd is allowed to want him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    468
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    It was at that point, about a rung away from being able to look through the open window, that Todd began to hear voices. They sounded familiar; in fact, he was certain they belonged to Other Them, but something about their soft tone gave him pause. He stopped climbing and strained his ears, already beginning to regret this whole thing.

    “What’s happened?” Dirk shout-whispered underneath him.

    “Nothing, just… Hold on.”

    Todd hesitantly placed his hand on the last rung and pulled himself up so that only his eyes peeked over the windowsill. Yup. Big mistake. Maximum regret.

    When a case has Dirk and Todd stumped, they decide to jump forward in time and ask their future selves for advice. Uncomfortable situations and overdue realizations ensue.

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    English
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    11,904
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1016

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