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    ‘Look Dirk … I was an absolute scumbag, an ass, a real prick.’ He pauses, waiting for a response. He’s tuned out in favour of the sandwich. ‘But that … that doesn’t give you an excuse to trigger the apocalypse.’

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    Being dead is bad enough, the last thing that Todd needs is a self-proclaimed holistic detective moving into the house that he's supposed to be haunting. Unfortunately, that's exactly what Todd gets.

    Canon divergence, set about five years earlier than season one.

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    Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.

    The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.

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    Todd hadn’t really believed in the so-called masked vigilantes. He had seen the reports, first person accounts on social media detailing dramatic encounters with them – but these were few and far between, and in all honesty, to Todd, they just sounded like a plotline lifted straight out of a failed superhero movie. When a quick google search and perusal of the news channels gave him nothing on the topic, he had dismissed the tales of the masked vigilantes as a passing Internet phenomenon.

    That was until one showed up outside his apartment.

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    He was lost-

    He couldn't find the ground-

    Until the sun came up-

    And the lost was found-

    Oh memories, where'd you go?
    You were all I'd ever known.
    How I miss yesterday.
    How I let it fade away.
    Dont fade away...

    In which Dirk is only a lost memory for Todd.

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    Dirk picks Todd up for a road trip he never planned to go on, with a red cabriolet and a bright smile and a thousand places to go.
    And although Todd doesn't know what he expected, he definitely gets more than he bargained for.

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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

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    Todd Brotzman is given 16 years for murder. Dirk Gently has already been incarcerated.

    Prison AU.

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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    Dirk throws a party. Todd lies cause that's what he does best. Farah is so done with them. Estevez isn't sure what he's doing or why he's there but he deserves the world.

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    When Todd had left for college, he cut off almost all interactions with his parents. Along with his long hair.

    based on this tumblr post:
    *whispers* transboy!todd who pretended to have pararibulitis so his parents would give him money he could spend on transitioning

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    the world is so busy, there's no time to stop
    we all know the kitten who didn't want to give up

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    And I've spent half of my life
    In the customer service line
    Flaws in the design
    A sign of the times

    And that little voice
    In the back of your mind
    Just wants you to know
    Just hopes that you know

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    A reimagining of the diner scene at the end of S1E8 and the months following. No Blackwing yet, so Dirk and co. have established the agency. Todd does have pararibulitis. A case leads them back to the Men of the Machine, and their lives are put on the line again, forcing Todd to realize how he really feels about his best friend Dirk. A good old-fashioned fluff fest.

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    Todd's life is spiraling out of control, his sister's a mess, he doesn't have a job, and some idiot above him keeps moving furniture at an ungodly hour.

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    In which Todd sees something concerning outside Dirk's apartment, and the inside isn't much better.

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    Or: Todd Brotzman wouldn't know a date if it bit him on the ass.

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    A particularly angry (and uncharacteristically homicidal) Scottish ex-client threatens Dirk for un-birthing his girlfriend. Todd questions his presence in Dirk's life. A cat is involved.

    (Set post Season 2 - ie after Black Wing is 'sorted out'. Everyone is alive and the Holistic Agency is up and running)

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    4 times Todd touches Dirk's wings. Accidentally. Mostly.

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