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    When they pulled back to breathe in, Dirk giggled. Todd responded with a slight smile and a thumb brushing over Dirk’s lip.
    “I think I finally know what you mean with the ‘hunch’ feeling you always get.”
    - - -
    Why does Todd have Dirk's glowsticks? Why is Dirk wearing a pink coat and is in Bart's cell? What really happened in the Sound of Nothing afterparty?
    Three questions - one answer.

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    an exploration of dirk gently as an autistic character

    (title and lyricbits from wired differently by the wombats)

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    6/?
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    48
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    4
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    “They were kissing. Put like that, and you could be forgiven for presuming that this was a normal kiss, all lips and skin and possibly even a little tongue. You'd miss how he smiled, how his eyes glowed. And then, after the kiss was done, how he stood, like a man who had just discovered the art of standing and had figured out how to do it better than anyone else who would ever come along.”

    -Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys

    75ish kiss prompts, eventually.

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    6/?
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    35
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    5
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    199
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    Dirk owes Todd an explanation. Todd owes Dirk some understanding.

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    3
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    33
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    2
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    After effects of a love spell, alcohol, confident bisexual deputies and a whole lot of glitter.

    What could go wrong?

    Series
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    A quiet, gentle morning with nothing to worry about. No case, no danger, no mystery. Just breakfast and laughing and hearts filled with love.

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    This is all thrown out the window (or, rather, the windshield) when the driver slams on the brakes, very suddenly, and the entire bus lurches to a stop, barely avoiding slamming right into a red headed man with an armful of lobsters. The man stumbles and drops his lobsters, giving the bus an incredibly shocked look.

    And the man sprints away, clutching his lobsters to his chest. Todd can't really be sure, he hit his head pretty hard against the floor, but the red headed man looked very familiar.

     

     

    (In which Todd labels himself a Salmon of Doubt and Dirk doesn't know how to take care of a baby)

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    3/3
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    110
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    14
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    665
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    The bad days weren't always days. They could creep up, like some small, silent predator and deliver a swift bite that poisoned it's victim's outlook. A blue sky could turn into grey one heartbeat after a laugh. The gentle sound of the wind in the trees would suddenly become overwhelmingly irritating. Even so much as a door closing or footsteps across the floor could lead to a strong desire to cry and scream, to rage and throw things. They would always pass, of course, but in the moment they were devastating.

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    4
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    Соулмейт-АУ, в котором все, что ты пишешь на своей руке, появляется на руке твоей родственной души. Полное описание в комментарии.

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    Русский
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    3/?
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    3
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    8
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    1
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    What happens in between scenes. AKA how Dirk found his outfit AKA Dirk LOVES dressing up
    Written for the prompt "Anything with Dirk having fun going through the clothes in the evidence room while Todd-Farah-Tina-Sherlock give compliments"

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    33
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    based on the tumblr prompts 'staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in' and 'a hoarse whisper “kiss me”'

    basically I used it as an excuse to write an alternate ending to the couch scene.

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    5
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    30
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    1
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    293
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    Todd is, at first, insulted that Farah and Amanda feel the need to tell him to "look after Dirk". Honestly, though, they're not wrong. Todd is a shit excuse for a human being, much less friend. But Dirk is going to have to work through Blackwing and the last two cases at some point, and Todd is going to help him. Or at least, help him ignore it long enough. Best Friends are supposed to do that.

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    2/?
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    56
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    7
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    Feels like we’re dreaming, we’re tripping and reeling
    Just say that you belong to me (You belong to me)

    Or Love found Dirk. Dirk found Todd. It’s blue. (Also known as my excuse to see Dirk’s smiles)

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    1/1
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    "Doughnut?"

    "No...thanks." He replies and gives the room another cursory look. "What happened?"

    Bart isn't listening. She picks up a pen off of a desk and uses it to pick something off the floor. "This yours?"

    The blue thong on the end of her own is definitely not his. "No."

     

     

    (Or, the morning after Sound of Nothing)

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    44
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    Upon returning from the Sound of Nothing music festival and coming off their supernatural high, the gang discovers something has happened to their beloved detective and is for all intents and purposes, no longer with them. How do they react to this news?

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    1/1
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    13
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    "Want me to prove it?"

    "...What?"

    "Prove it. Prove to you that you're perfect. I can do it!"

    Right. Sure he could. Todd rolls his eyes, but honestly, it's sweet of him to try. He could humour him. Just for a bit. "Okay. Sure. Prove it."

    He half expects Dirk to go rummaging round for a piece of paper to start a bullet-pointed list. Or maybe just start pointing at bits of Todd's face and appreciatively babbling.

    But instead he takes Todd by the shoulders, turning him round to face the mirrored wall, and smiles as their eyes meet in it. "Then stay right there, and watch."

    In which Todd has a crisis of self-confidence, and Dirk is determined to dig him out of it by any means necessary.

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    1/1
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    22
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    Todd wonders how many more gulps of coffee his body can take before his heart decided to reach its inevitable conclusion and completely explode.

     

    It was day three of the Cardenas case, and they were no closer to finding the boy than they had been previously, despite their somewhat terrifying encounter with the purple monster-thing, and Dirk’s discovery of the strange scissors. No doubt both of these would be connected eventually, but it was hard to handle the holistic hold of the universe at 2AM.

     

    Todd wonders if this is what his wit’s end felt like. It was surprisingly less frayed than he’d pictured.

     

    Dirk and Todd are shaken up after the incident at the Cardenas House, and have a conversation they probably should have had much earlier.

    NOW WITH DANCING EPILOGUE

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    2/2
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    17
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    106
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    8
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    820
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    A stowaway. A murder. Two kidnappings, and a bb-unit that just won't shut up. Strange things are afoot in the galaxy, and someone, somewhere is going to get to the bottom of things. Who, you might ask? Well, I don't really know yet, but someone has to do it. It'll all come together, I'm sure.

    Oh, and did I mention the worm? No? Good. It's better I don't.

    (won't strictly follow the events of the first season, but expect some parallels)

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    4/?
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    19
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    19
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    3
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    249
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    События происходящие после фразы Тины "I want to fuck everybody here!" в серии 2х05.

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    Русский
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    13
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    Todd has his worst pararibulitis attack to date, overcome suddenly with the same feelings his sister felt trapped in the bathroom- and then some.

    Language:
    English
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    496
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    1/1
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    51
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    2
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    355

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