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    A series of fragments detailing Dirk and Todd's return to normalcy - except, for Dirk and Todd, that never existed, so things develop in ways that are unexpected, but certainly not unwelcome.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    981
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    Todd is a homeless street musician. He finds himself alone, hungry, and slightly damp. A sunny man appears and offers him a jacket and reassurance that he'll be okay.

    Language:
    English
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    5,465
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    6/?
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    7
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    378
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    In a world where everything you write onto your skin appears on your soulmate's as well, there are five times Todd writes Svlad, and one time Dirk writes back.

    Language:
    English
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    4,404
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    542
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    Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.

    The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.

    Language:
    English
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    78,354
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Comments:
    463
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    4015
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    'Dirk was kind of a shitty person to share a bed with.

    And Todd… was completely, stupidly, head over fucking heels in love with the idiot.'

    In which Dirk and Todd celebrate a year of cases solved with arguable efficiency through the medium of cake and heartfelt confessions. Third and final part of the Food For Thought series, containing angsty schmoop and a crying Dirk because I'm a nasty little goblin.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    201
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    Todd had seen some interesting customers during his time working in the coffee shop, but none quite as interesting as Dirk Gently. And he just won't leave.

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    English
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    12,523
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    255
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    Инопланетяне заставили их сделать это!

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    Русский
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    5,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    29
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    Stuck in a college town with nothing to do, Amanda jumps at the chance to join punk band Rowdy Three on their tour across America as their replacement drummer.

    Language:
    English
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    22,569
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    398
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,228
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    365
    Kudos:
    397
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3937
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    Todd was the runt and the outcast his entire life. But then, finally, he was given the chance to prove himself.

    He never expected to be irreversibly changed by a thrall that didn't possess a lick of common sense and had to idea when to shut up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,149
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    284
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    While making dinner with his boyfriend, Todd encounters some very familiar emotions about his current situation. Dirk, being the sweetheart he is, gives the help that Todd sorely needs.

    Language:
    English
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    845
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137
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    Todd Brotzman's life was grey and dull. He was used to that of course so it never really bothered him before. He knew people who could see colors and didn't really envy them, he just wondered a little what it was like. He knew how it worked, if or when you met your soulmate you'd get to see all the colors.

    (AU where you can only see in black and white until you first look at your soulmate.)
    (Not beta read)

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    English
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    1,435
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    164
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    'There was, however, one key detail that didn’t quite fit with any of those theories. And that was that Todd, whenever he cut one of their kisses short, did not look disgusted, happy, neutral or anything of the sort. Maybe it was just Dirk reading him all wrong, but most of the time Todd just looked disappointed. But if he was disappointed that they’d stopped, then why did he keep stopping them? Trying to puzzle it out was, quite frankly, doing Dirk’s head in, even a week later.

    No, he needed answers, and he needed them from Todd. But how to get Todd, an emotionally closed-off grouch (in the best possible way!) to stop avoiding the matter and talk to him-

    He sprang to his feet, startling both of his bored-to-near-catatonia co-workers into wakefulness. “Brownies!”'

    In which Dirk and Todd reunite to bake stake-out snacks, and navigate the choppy and confusing waters of their new sort-of relationship thingy. Sequel to Blood Is Thicker Than Water, but can be read as stand-alone. Fluffy, mildly angsty, pg-13 but contains steamy make-outs, discussions of sex and implied off-screen sexual content.

    Series
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    English
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    5,776
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    290
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    "In the days that follow, several different things happen with several different people at severel different points in time.

     

    It's a jigsaw puzzle and it's almost complete.

     

    These are the last pieces."

     

     

    or, alternatively, the beggining of the end.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    116
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    Being dead is bad enough, the last thing that Todd needs is a self-proclaimed holistic detective moving into the house that he's supposed to be haunting. Unfortunately, that's exactly what Todd gets.

    Canon divergence, set about five years earlier than season one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,314
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1430
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

    Language:
    English
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    19,143
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1300
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    Todd Brotzman is an excellent liar.

    So much so that even his own brain has been swayed by the words that twist from his lips, the universe believing it cruelly ironic enough for him to have contracted the exact disease he had been lying about for six years.

    (Or- An exploration of Todd dealing with his newfound Pararibulitus, potential arson, missing psychics and other more general madness).

    Language:
    English
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    2,808
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    209
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    DGHDA Over the Garden Wall AU- on the way to a halloween party Todd and Amanda find themselves in a strange and mysterious place called the unknown, with a few familiar faces making situations even stranger as they wander through the wood. Idk this started as crack and now i love it. (You don't really need to have seen Over the Garden Wall tbh)

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    English
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    8,914
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    184
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    Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things, but also being completely unaware that they are both Trans As Hell. In which Todd not only uses his Parent's money to live, but also to transition. Dirk's just Dirk, but y'know trans. This is a complete mess, but there needed to be more Trans Todd & Dirk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,959
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    127
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    Dirk picks Todd up for a road trip he never planned to go on, with a red cabriolet and a bright smile and a thousand places to go.
    And although Todd doesn't know what he expected, he definitely gets more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,665
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1660

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