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    Being dead is bad enough, the last thing that Todd needs is a self-proclaimed holistic detective moving into the house that he's supposed to be haunting. Unfortunately, that's exactly what Todd gets.

    Canon divergence, set about five years earlier than season one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,187
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    426
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    Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.

    The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,327
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1025
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    Todd hadn’t really believed in the so-called masked vigilantes. He had seen the reports, first person accounts on social media detailing dramatic encounters with them – but these were few and far between, and in all honesty, to Todd, they just sounded like a plotline lifted straight out of a failed superhero movie. When a quick google search and perusal of the news channels gave him nothing on the topic, he had dismissed the tales of the masked vigilantes as a passing Internet phenomenon.

    That was until one showed up outside his apartment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,312
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    He was lost-

    He couldn't find the ground-

    Until the sun came up-

    And the lost was found-

    Oh memories, where'd you go?
    You were all I'd ever known.
    How I miss yesterday.
    How I let it fade away.
    Dont fade away...

    In which Dirk is only a lost memory for Todd.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,071
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    289
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    Dirk picks Todd up for a road trip he never planned to go on, with a red cabriolet and a bright smile and a thousand places to go.
    And although Todd doesn't know what he expected, he definitely gets more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,064
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    421
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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,551
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    160
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,987
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    875
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    Todd Brotzman is given 16 years for murder. Dirk Gently has already been incarcerated.

    Prison AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,839
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    336
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    Dirk throws a party. Todd lies cause that's what he does best. Farah is so done with them. Estevez isn't sure what he's doing or why he's there but he deserves the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,091
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    204
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    the world is so busy, there's no time to stop
    we all know the kitten who didn't want to give up

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    58
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    And I've spent half of my life
    In the customer service line
    Flaws in the design
    A sign of the times

    And that little voice
    In the back of your mind
    Just wants you to know
    Just hopes that you know

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    51
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    Or: Todd Brotzman wouldn't know a date if it bit him on the ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    410
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    A particularly angry (and uncharacteristically homicidal) Scottish ex-client threatens Dirk for un-birthing his girlfriend. Todd questions his presence in Dirk's life. A cat is involved.

    (Set post Season 2 - ie after Black Wing is 'sorted out'. Everyone is alive and the Holistic Agency is up and running)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,063
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1321
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    4 times Todd touches Dirk's wings. Accidentally. Mostly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    335
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    Dirk tries to cook eggs, but everyone knows his skills and not for good reason. Todd teaches him how to make scrambled eggs and Dirk finds it cute.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    507
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    193
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    Todd always hated Valentine’s Day. It was the last holiday that he ever wanted to celebrate. Set following the heroic breakout of Dirk, Bart, and the Rowdy Three from the Blackwing facility. While on the run, Dirk and Todd stop at a convenience store to get food, clothes, etc., only to learn that today, of all days, is Valentine’s Day. Todd struggles with if he should get something for Dirk, who has probably never celebrated it before. Implications of love? Light kissing and awkward hugs as they run back off into the sunset.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,478
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    247
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    “The right jacket is like a uniform. Get that right and you’ll get where you’re supposed to go.”

    Everyone needs somewhere to belong. It takes thirty-two years for Dirk to find his.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    360
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    Dirk Gently is a leaf in the stream of creation, and this time the leaf was sent to the rough part of town. Specifically the rough, beat up, /vampire infested/ neighborhood that Todd Brotzman resides. Todd is a reluctant vampire, and even more of a reluctant assist-friend, but when his own start disappearing in large numbers, including someone he holds dear, Todd would follow Dirk Gently to the ends of the world to save them. Well, only when the moon is up. While opposites in almost everything, Todd and Dirk will find friendship and maybe something more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,827
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    181
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    He didn't mean to go here a sleezy bar filled with 30 something year old creeps and some questionable females. He only meant to help his friend Farah but instead of being moral support he was now third wheeling her makeout fest with a girl in the corner of the bar he hadn't paid much attention to the notice on the window about the bands playing here nor did he want to until the band came on.

    Fic where Dirk goes with Farah to a sleezy bar and ends up falling for the guitarist who coincidentally is Todd.
    Who finds that the guy in the yellow jacket is both an eye sore and a sight for sore eyes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,388
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    254
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    In the hope of securing cheap health care for Todd, Dirk has an unorthodox proposal...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,801
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    630

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