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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

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    3/?
    Comments:
    22
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Todd was the runt and the outcast his entire life. But then, finally, he was given the chance to prove himself.

    He never expected to be irreversibly changed by a thrall that didn't possess a lick of common sense and had to idea when to shut up.

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    2,184
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    9
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    16
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    It has to be impossible, because if Todd isn’t mistaken, there’s a human body attached to the tail, pale and lithe, with definite human arms, and blurry hair rippling over a definite human head.

    It can’t be real. Because there’s no such thing as merpeople. Todd knows, in the same way that every grownup person with an imagination eroded by reality knows that merpeople aren’t real. Neither are unicorns or dragons or fairies. In the same way that 1 plus 1 is always 2, and you inevitably have to pay taxes.

    Jesus, they kept this a well guarded secret.

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    English
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    3,352
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    10
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    17
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    128
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    259
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    300
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    2588
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    All Dirk wanted was a muffin. The universe had better ideas.

    Funny/fluffy and yet oddly gritty prompt fill for victorluvsalice on tumblr

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    2,539
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
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    133
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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    English
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    20,091
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    495
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    In a world where everything you write onto your skin appears on your soulmate's as well, there are five times Todd writes Svlad, and one time Dirk writes back.

    Language:
    English
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    2,737
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    318
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    Dirk would never pass up an opportunity to partake in a traditional friendship bonding exercise. Even if he has absolutely no idea how hair works.

    Short, fluffy (and yet slightly angsty 'cause I'm terrible) Dirk & Amanda friendship fic, based on a tumblr prompt from aceabed

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    87
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    My first ever Brotzly fic. It's set quite a bit into the future at some point when they're very much in the swing of the Holistic Detecting and Assisting thing. It's my own exploration into their connection (including my own theories about said connection) and how it works within their roles in the Agency and the universe.

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    English
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    3,634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
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    178
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    Quite frankly, Dirk is sick of the universe by now. It’s only been 10 years, 10 years of running around doing its bidding and never getting a single thing back for himself. No friends, no relationships, not even a single kiss after 10 years, no matter how many cases he solves, how many cats he returns to lost owners, or flowers he saves from evil gardeners.

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    Or, 4 times the Universe cockblocks Dirk Gently, and the 1 time it actually helps him.

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    English
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    4,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    357
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    Dirk knocks on Todd’s door at odd hours to ask his opinion on manatees and monsoons. Dirk steals his pizza from the delivery guy. Dirk does everything he can to irritate Todd’s few precious hours away from work. He suffers through it until the day that Dirk breaks into his apartment through the window while he’s in the shower.

    Dirk spends a while too long staring at Todd’s naked torso before Todd throws the closest thing to hand at him, which turns out to be a shoe. Dirk yelps and drops the cereal he was stealing out of Todd’s cupboard, and protests all the way out of the apartment before Todd finally shuts the door on him.

    He buys better locks the next day. He doesn’t see Dirk for 2 weeks.

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    3,492
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    128
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    Dirk picks Todd up for a road trip he never planned to go on, with a red cabriolet and a bright smile and a thousand places to go.
    And although Todd doesn't know what he expected, he definitely gets more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,018
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1299
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    They were just listening to music together. Amanda had put the playlist together for them. What could possibly go wrong?

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    English
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    1,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    200
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    A very homeless Todd needs someone to talk to, but he's too stubborn to admit it. Dirk buys him coffee.

    Language:
    English
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    1,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
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    128
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    Todd's parents see in colour. They do their feeble best to explain to Todd the unknown concepts of red and purple and green. Todd can recite off by heart which colours match where, that bananas and lemons and daffodils are yellow while the sky and the sea and the scuffed shoes that he slips on to his feet are blue. Despite this they all remain in the same stubborn range of washed out greys, dull and boring and empty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    418
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    Todd hears whimpering and thinks Dirk might be having a nightmare. He couldn't be more wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    1,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    528
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    It's late and Todd finds Dirk sitting on the stairs in front of the Ridgely; there's music and confessions, and maybe, a kiss.

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    English
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    2,557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    383
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    He reaches out in an attempt to tug the covers over him. That's when his hand touches something decidedly not duvet. Something soft and warm and human. He prays to every deity he can think of that it's just Farah.

    Gingerly he peels back the duvet to reveal messy russet hair and pale skin. Shit.

    It's Dirk.

    He's never drinking again as long as he lives.

    Language:
    English
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    2,990
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    483
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    Dirk missed out on a lot of pop culture because of Blackwing, and even once he got out he found it difficult to keep up with every new fad or obsession. As a result, he seems to have missed out on something that Amanda intends to fix, asap. Todd finds it adorable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    236
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    Todd thinks the new British kid is annoying. Amanda thinks Todd should be friends with him. The Rowdy three are gr8. I don't know how to describe this.

    Dirk rlly wants to be friends with Todderino.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    215

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