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    He’s standing in the doorway to Todd’s kitchen with his mouth hanging open. His jaw muscles don’t seem to want to close themselves.

    Todd is singing. Was singing. He’s stopped, and is now instead staring at Dirk with his usual ‘what the hell’ expression.

    What, Dirk?"

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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    He was lost-

    He couldn't find the ground-

    Until the sun came up-

    And the lost was found-

    Oh memories, where'd you go?
    You were all I'd ever known.
    How I miss yesterday.
    How I let it fade away.
    Dont fade away...

    In which Dirk is only a lost memory for Todd.

    Language:
    English
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    4,071
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    289
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    Dirk picks Todd up for a road trip he never planned to go on, with a red cabriolet and a bright smile and a thousand places to go.
    And although Todd doesn't know what he expected, he definitely gets more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
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    9,064
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    424
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

    Series
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    English
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    10,987
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    885
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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    English
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    6,994
    Chapters:
    2/8
    Comments:
    8
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    168
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    the world is so busy, there's no time to stop
    we all know the kitten who didn't want to give up

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    11
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
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    59
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    And I've spent half of my life
    In the customer service line
    Flaws in the design
    A sign of the times

    And that little voice
    In the back of your mind
    Just wants you to know
    Just hopes that you know

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    1/1
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    6
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    8
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    51
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    A reimagining of the diner scene at the end of S1E8 and the months following. No Blackwing yet, so Dirk and co. have established the agency. Todd does have pararibulitis. A case leads them back to the Men of the Machine, and their lives are put on the line again, forcing Todd to realize how he really feels about his best friend Dirk. A good old-fashioned fluff fest.

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    English
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    4,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    109
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    Or: Todd Brotzman wouldn't know a date if it bit him on the ass.

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    English
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    3,772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    53
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    6
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    414
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    “The right jacket is like a uniform. Get that right and you’ll get where you’re supposed to go.”

    Everyone needs somewhere to belong. It takes thirty-two years for Dirk to find his.

    Language:
    English
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    3,569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    361
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    Set after the gang have rescued Dirk from Blackwing.

    'The first thought that managed to battle its way through his drug clouded mind and found its way out of his mouth, was that he was currently being softly herded onto a broken sofa that was most definitely not his. He knew this mainly because he did not, in fact, own a sofa.'

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    337
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    Dirk and Todd are not co-dependent, exactly. They've just had a rough couple of weeks.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    8,365
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    1650
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    “I suppose you – no, you’re definitely right. I need to stop thinking about this. I need a distraction.” Todd sat up, still looking at Dirk. “Distract me.”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    583
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    The thing sweeps its scythe and straightens. It must sense eyes on it, because it turns it’s head and looks right at Svlad.
    It is a skull’s face, grinning and bleached. Svlad stares.
    It tilts it’s head, like it’s watching a particularly fascinating documentary, or a cat attempting to catch a laser pointer created dot.
    AH, it says. It’s mouth doesn’t move, but Svlad hears it’s voice all the same, resonating deep and forever. INTERESTING.

    A story of Death and the boy who could see him, through the years.

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    English
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    26,468
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    447
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    Two months after the kitten was lost Dirk knows it's time to bring the wayward pet home. A wild search ensues, and Todd is roped in. But will the kitten embrace its shark status, and attack our duo or not?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    126
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    Dirk is in love with Todd, that much is clear.
    The question is what Todd intends to do with that information.

    Language:
    English
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    6,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    903
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    As Todd grabbed his sleeve, shaking and breathing like he couldn't get air into his lungs quick enough, all Dirk could think was


    'This is not supposed to be happening.'

    Language:
    English
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    988
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
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    161
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    Todd and Amanda were only babies when they were left on the doorstep of Chestnut House, an orphanage in the nice part of town. They're each others only hope in this world so when Amanda is fostered by a couple that aren't what they seem, Todd and Amanda are split up for sixteen years. Until one day, completely by chance, they meet up and share their tales of everything they've been through.

    Everything is connected.

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    English
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    7,952
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    32
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    150
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    Todd is tired, and he's pretty sure it's gonna rain.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    270
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    A series of one shorts and drabbles inspired by a random verb generator.

    Set post Blackwing rescue.

    Dirk and Todd try their best to navigate their way through both the Universe's chosen path and their new relationship. With appearances from old friends such as Amanda, Farah and the Rowdy 3. Also possibly less welcome appearances from Friedkin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,752
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    564

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