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    We open in Todd’s apartment, where he and Dirk are cleaning it up, because for some reason they’d never bothered to after it was trashed by the Rowdy Three during the Spring case. Dirk makes a cool discovery about Todd's past that sends him down an interesting and rather enlightening mystery…

    Set after the events of season one but w/o Blackwing. The agency is up and running in an office not too far from the Ridgely. Main pairing is Brotzly with the briefest of mentions of Faranda (because I love them)

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    "When Todd agreed to be involved in his agency, he probably wasn’t anticipating all the sitting around, the waiting, the boredom - things to which Dirk had grown all too accustomed in the past decade of not particularly successful detective work. There must be something else I’m good at, Dirk thought, something else I can do that makes his eyes light up like that."

    Dirk worries that Todd will lose interest in being a Detective's Assistant and contrives all sorts of ways to show off his many talents. Everything's going very well (at least, until Todd is inadvertently hypnotized).

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    He asks if Dirk can hear it and Dirk just laughs, the sound reassuringly human.

    Well, not reassuringly. Reassuringly would mean Todd had to be reassured.

    It’s just – it sounds human. Which is good. Because Dirk is human. Definitely.

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    Written for Dirk Gently's Beginner Bang
    Prompt: Golden Compass/Northern Lights AU - How do Todd and Dirk's daemons react to each other?

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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

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    'Please, Todd. Please wake up.

    No answer. The beeps still beeped, the paramedics bustled around, Farah clung to his shoulder. And Todd stayed asleep.

    I’m sorry. Please, Todd. Please. I’m sorry. I’m sorry…'

    In which Dirk takes deviates from his path, and Todd pays the price.

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    'If there was one thing Todd had learned in his time at the agency, it was that disaster followed Dirk Gently like a shadow. The guy didn’t just court danger, he downright seduced it.

    But Todd had been a little surprised to realise that Dirk was just as likely to meet his untimely end while making his morning tea as he was at the hands of cultists with crossbows. Possibly more so, actually. After all, cultists with crossbows made up a significantly smaller portion of their daily lives. Although not as significant as one would hope…'

    In which death has many near-Dirk experiences, and it's stressing Todd the eff out.

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    Don't worry, no Dirk Gentlys were harmed in the making of this fanfic.

    (short oneshot)

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    'How many times had they done this? To Dirk in particular, since something about him seemed to lure them in. How did they know how to find him, how to push him to the furthest limits of his panic, and what exactly did their vampire thing do to him? Where the fuck did they get off, singling Dirk out again and again, scaring him shitless all for... What? A snack? A game? Fuck that. Fuck them.

    "Hey!" He yelled, rage making his voice carry. "Get the fuck away from him!"'

    Todd takes a stand for a friend. Post-series, Dirk and Todd friendship fic (could be read as pre-slash), featuring swearing and Rowdy 3-typical violence.

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    Person B is really tired, but Person A is super, super energetic and loud. Trying to get Person A to shut up, Person B kisses Person A.

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    In a world where everything you write onto your skin appears on your soulmate's as well, there are five times Todd writes Svlad, and one time Dirk writes back.

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    These two things belong on two very different lists. Arrows on Things He Very Much Dislikes, and Amanda goes on Very Favorite People. Though perhaps not Very Most Top Favorite Person. There was only one person on that list. And he hated him.

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    Стоит оставить этих людей одних на пару дней — и не успеешь оглянуться, как они уже сломали Вселенную! (Во всем виноват диван)
    Эта история - логическое завершение Дела о Половине Кота.

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    Холистических детективов нанимают расследовать пропажу призраков в необычном отеле. Ну что могло пойти не так?

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    Todd's pararibulitis attacks have become more frequent lately and Dirk has always been there to help.

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    Todd was the runt and the outcast his entire life. But then, finally, he was given the chance to prove himself.

    He never expected to be irreversibly changed by a thrall that didn't possess a lick of common sense and had to idea when to shut up.

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    While making dinner with his boyfriend, Todd encounters some very familiar emotions about his current situation. Dirk, being the sweetheart he is, gives the help that Todd sorely needs.

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    Todd Brotzman's life was grey and dull. He was used to that of course so it never really bothered him before. He knew people who could see colors and didn't really envy them, he just wondered a little what it was like. He knew how it worked, if or when you met your soulmate you'd get to see all the colors.

    (AU where you can only see in black and white until you first look at your soulmate.)
    (Not beta read)

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