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    The words that Dirk speaks in dreams do nothing to soothe the ache in Todd's soul

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    1/1
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    It becomes overwhelmingly apparent, in an underwhelmingly short amount of time, that there are a number of things about Todd Brotzman that Dirk finds himself somewhat… fascinated by.
    ...however, there's one “Todd Related Phenomenon” that continues to hold his attention and pique his interest, above almost all others.
    This happens to be the curious case of Todd’s (various) blushes.
    (or; Dirk's fascination with Todd's various blushes quickly develops into an obsession as he categorizes each reaction with meticulous specification. 5 times Dirk watches Todd blush, (+1 time Todd does the same)

    Language:
    English
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    17,039
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    219
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    Dirk Gently (as he's taken to calling himself) has spent most of his life in Blackwing custody. In that time absolutely nothing of any interest has happened. Instead, a good deal of not-very-good or possibly even very-bad things have happened. These mostly involved a number of people in white coats poking and prodding him while making him guess at numbers. Outside of these unwanted visitors, the vast majority of Dirk's time is spent alone. And then one day a technician leads Dirk into a room where a boy around his age sits behind a table, looking sullen and perhaps a little nervous. Dirk likes him immediately.

    Alternate Meeting AU, in which 21 year old Dirk meets 20 year old Todd while still in Blackwing custody.

    Language:
    English
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    40,489
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    18
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    138
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    ”Y’know, make it up. Pretend to be in a relationship with someone. Can’t be that hard to fake, right?” it was still a stupid idea, but Todd was actually pretty invested in it now. He leaned forward, folding his arms. “C’mon, think about it- you got any other desperate homeless friends?”

    Yellow sat up fully, glancing between Todd and the paper. The storm clouds parted, and the sunniest smile Todd had ever seen broke across his face. “Well, now that you mention it, one fellow does spring to mind…”

    Todd meets Dirk when both are homeless and stuck in a rut- Todd fresh out of the band, Dirk fresh out of England- and find the perfect apartment. The catch? It’s professional couple only. Dirk proposes a ruse, and Todd’s too desperate to be picky. With the help of their friends- Farah, Todd’s trigger-happy ex-crush from college; Bart, Dirk’s terrifying ex-bodyguard from boarding school; Ken, the mysterious computer guy downstairs- they must keep their landlady Amanda Mandelbrot believing the lie, and learn to navigate the wonderful world of being ‘independent adults’.

    What could go wrong?

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    English
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    61,664
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    143
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    In which Dirk drinks some tea and is subsequently summoned to London by a mysterious old acquaintance, Todd refuses to let him go alone and an impromptu candlelit dinner is eaten

    “Ah,” Todd sounds as if he’s raising a serious point. “What about the cat?”

    “What about the cat?” Dirk looks up bemused. “Farah will look after her of course. And let us not forget, Todd, that the cat is actually a shark and can probably look after herself.”

    Language:
    English
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    3,118
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
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    49
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    Various filled prompts for the sake of tumblr user elijahwoodnot battling their writer's block posted here!

    Language:
    English
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    8,119
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    188
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    The first kiss was a slip up on Dirk's part. It took three days for Todd to reciprocate the gesture. Fluff, ahoy! (with a brief naughty bit.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    230
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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

    Language:
    English
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    21,776
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    657
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    Dirk falls unexpectedly ill and lands himself in the hospital, leaving Todd badly shaken as he attempts to pick up the pieces of his suddenly drastically rearranged sense of security.
    (alternatively; Dirk gets sick and Farah is left with the responsibility of babysitting her two very stubborn companions)

    Language:
    English
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    7,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    226
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    These are 26 little Kings Of Con fics based on words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Some have ships, some don't. Each one is very different and some even have AU's! I did this on Amino but these have been edited and extended. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
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    18,886
    Chapters:
    17/26
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    198
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    " No! Let me go!" Dirk yelled

    "We will never let you go!"

    And this is how the universe once again screwed Dirk over.

    Language:
    English
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    2,226
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
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    140
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    A lesson in how many times one can roll their eyes in the shortest span of time, and how many times one can not be caught smiling.

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    English
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    227
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    When Amanda gets diagnosed with pararibulitis, Todd promised that he'd jam with her every sunset.

    When the worst happens, Todd intends to keep his promise. No matter how he feels about a certain holistic detective.

    (Or the one in which Amanda is a ghost, and that changes a lot of things. But not everything, because everything is still connected.)

    Language:
    English
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    5,795
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104
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    The case of Lydia Spring had been solved, and Dirk was spending the night at Todd's place. However, when everything is dark and quiet, that is when thoughts run rampant and make even the most distant people feel... connected.

    Language:
    English
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    1,389
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
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    211
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    Everything happened at once. The once-dark room became a disorienting haze of flashing light, the noise caught him off guard and he froze, ears ringing.

    And Dirk opened his eyes.

    Which would have been fucking great, if there had been any Dirk left inside them at all.

    Ficlet with multiple-choice ending (to varying degrees of angst), inspired by the new s2 teaser. See notes for chapter-specific warnings.

    Language:
    English
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    5,709
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    37
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    322
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    Dirk picks Todd up for a road trip he never planned to go on, with a red cabriolet and a bright smile and a thousand places to go.
    And although Todd doesn't know what he expected, he definitely gets more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,310
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2411
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    Dirk goes blind for a day, fluff ensues.

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    English
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    2,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    290
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    In which Dirk is (surprisingly) more capable at the art of heavy drinking than one would originally assume.
    And Todd is... not.

    Language:
    English
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    3,179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    354
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    Formerly "Never Let You Go"

    It seemed that the universe was finally rewarding them, taking a break from the hectic mess that their lives had become, only to rip it out of their hands. Blackwing is back with a vengeance it no longer cares to hold back, not even for those innocently swept up in the wake of one Prjoect Icarus. Farah and Todd do their best to muster up an escape plan, while Amanda and Vogel attempt a rescue mission with eventual help from Bart and Ken. Dirk just tries to get through every new experiment, hoping against hope that anyone is coming for him ... although it would be nice if that someone was a certain assisfriend ...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,935
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    425
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    Thẩm vấn
     

    Tất nhiên là Dirk có những câu hỏi hết sức quan trọng chỉ có thể hỏi lúc nửa đêm mà thôi, tất nhiên là thế.

    Language:
    Tiếng Việt
    Words:
    2,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    12

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