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    Bilbo's mother had told Bilbo of a stone she had found in the Misty Mountains, a blood red stone of unknown origins. She'd brought it back to the Shire as Gandalf promised to research more into the stone. 14 years on, Bilbo's parents have died and he finds the stone in a chest and he quickly learns this stone is not a stone at all, but an egg! He raises Smaug from a dragonling, keeping him a secret from the Shire. But one day, Smaug flies away and he doesn't come back. Disheartened, Bilbo continues with his life. But when, after 30 years, a company of dwarves invades his home and declares they need help retaking their home from a fearsome dragon who had taken it 10 years previous, Bilbo joins the quest to challenge his old friend. He must help the dwarves retake their home but complications arise as he falls for their leader. Can Bilbo save Erebor from Smaug without the need for killing? Can a small hobbit prevent a war and save Thorin from madness? He must risk everything to right the mess, he believes, he started with the hatching of that egg.

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    Inquisitor Trevelyan demands absolute order and obedience in the face of the apocalypse, and punishes all who dare object. However, Dorian Pavus was never one to play by other's rules, even though dear Trevelyan doesn't take kindly to insubordination.

    Dorian decides to put Skyhold on his heels. Trevelyan decides that Dorian is better off dead than a deserter.

    A fight to the death between them leads to Dorian waking up unknowingly on his own grave.

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    Bilbo Baggins of the Shire has just learned that Erebor, the center of nearly all trade in Middle Earth and one of the wealthiest and mightiest kingdoms, has opened an institution. There, all races are welcome to learn, share philosophy, and trade. It is an academy mainly for scholars, the wealthy, or those under favor of the King, yet Bilbo is determined to go. With the help of his status in the Shire and Gandalf, the Hobbit (hungry for adventure after the passing of his parents) makes his way to the Dwarven Kingdom.

    There, he meets Prince Thorin - son of Thrain, son of Thror by an unexpected circumstance. At first, the pair do not get along, but after the Hobbit proves himself to be a clever one with a strong will, Thorin starts to think otherwise. He even looks to him when Thror’s love of gold becomes too deep. It was a sickness of the mind.

    “And where sickness thrives, bad things follow.”
     

    Essentially, this is a retelling of some of the Hobbit events in another order since Bilbo is in Erebor before Smaug.

    ps: violence and non-con (really, just a hint, but I always like to warn) later on.

    I DO NOT OWN THE WONDERFUL BOOK, NOR MOVIES THAT IS: THE HOBBIT

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    It has been ten years since Frerin abandoned his ward. Ten long years that Bellana spends in silence and confusion. Until Gandalf prods on her door with his staff and she finally has enough.

    Thorin Oakenshield was completely focused on reclaiming back his mountain. Before Mahal decided to wreck up his life a bit more, for his own private amusement. Why did he have to find his One in a mere, fastidious halfling whom his nephews claim to be their sister?

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    The new year just started when everyone got a text from Stiles to meet up at Beacon Hills High at exactly 1:30 am. Of a matter of Life and Death. And they learn that this gangly teen has been feeling the new year jitters for a long LONG while now.

    "I guess I'll start of by saying Happy New Year. And well...

    ...this is the 17th time I've lived this damn new year.
    And it's getting pretty old.”

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    Lyla Baggins. A hobbit, with a Tookish streak, had done what most other hobbits never dared to do: she went on an adventure. And now, the war was over, the company safe and Erebor was beginning to rebuild. But Lyla could feel the stirrings of something on the horizon, something that set her heart racing. Something familiar and dark seemed to haunt her dreams, shadowing her footsteps. And deep down she knew her adventures weren't over quite yet. Not while she had that blasted ring in her possession.

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    Having been forced to take his daughter and go off the grid, John receives a not completely unexpected visitor with pressing news. What happened after that was out of his hands. Then again, it seems it always was.

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    When Bungo Baggins dies, Bag End and all his possessions should pass to the husband of his daughter and only child Bilba. Only Bilba doesn't have a husband and has never shown any inclination towards acquiring one. So, Bungo takes account for that in his will in a manner Bilba did not expect. Luckily for her a wizard has other plans. And then things start getting complicated.

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    “It is said that two beings from a world void of magic will appear to aid the Winchesters in their perilous journey against the darkest forces, such as Lucifer and the apocalypse. And no, I am not talking about aliens, Dean.”

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    They took everything he was, every smile, every laugh, and broke it. They tore him a part and built him anew. Bodies were not made of metal and people were not meant for this.

    The kaiju terrified people enough that building jaegers wasn't enough, not when the pilots - human, flawed, fragile things - are failing left and right. So they made new kinds of monsters.

    or

    Yancy survives Knifehead, and everyone believes Raleigh didn't.

    That is not the case.

    Inspired by puppet_in_the_corner’s 'Memory of a Broken Dimension'.

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    Thranduil barely came up to Elrond's waist when the Elven prince first met the lord, standing next to his father's throne with straight shoulders and a cold expression ass he locked eyes with the peredhil. His eyes were darker than his own, just like his dark hair and he firmly decided that he looked nothing like the Elves from Rivendale that he had met before.

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    Richard and Kahlan are having a son. Shota wants to save the world. Zedd wants to avoid repeating his father's mistakes. Cara gets what she wants.

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    Inspired by the Game of Cards Writing Challenge #29: A Conventional Approach, and by the OTPPrompts Prompt, "Imagine your OTP meeting their kid from the future. Bonus point if they’re not in a relationship yet."

    More info and previous chapters here.

    Comments are greatly appreciated!!! xx

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    Fancine's dead, and Frankie goes to the one person he can think of to call.

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    What if you got the chance to see the future?

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    Smut!
    This time it’s not always kink as prompts, more like, a word, and then free association *nods*
    Still aiming to be smutty indeed!
    Just how smutty will vary depending on my brain *nods again*
    Various pairings etc. every chapter is it's own story

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    Fenris has, since Kirkwall, been a lone wolf again, still unsure of what exactly he wants to do with his freedom, and raw from his feelings for F!Hawke. But his long, empty days of hunting down slavers has led him southwards without even really paying attention, and runs him right into the Inquisition that he's been almost entirely ignoring up to that point.

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    13/?
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    January-July

    Ramsay touches Theon's tattoos like he wants to erase them.

    It's a stark contrast to the reverence he shows his boy's scars.

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    The unthinkable happens, and Kurt has to learn to deal with the aftermath. But sometimes you have to fight through some bad days to earn the best ones of your life.

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    Justin Angel, TNA's newest prospect, and the locker room's dirty secret.

    (aka Sometimes You Need to Look Closer. I made it into a series to coincide with my new fic, Hounds of Love. I've also removed a lot of couples because I couldn't do it. But the concept is still the same.)

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