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    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

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    Sans deals with the aftermath of Gaster's disappearance.

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    The wwe have recently expanded their brand to include non-typical shifters (non-wolves) and their first newest addition to move up the ranks is none other then a pride of lions, the shield

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    When Bungo Baggins dies, Bag End and all his possessions should pass to the husband of his daughter and only child, Bilba. There is one small problem. Bilba doesn't have a husband and has never shown any inclination towards acquiring one. Bungo took account for that in his will in a manner Bilba did not expect. Luckily for her a wizard has other plans. And then things start getting complicated.

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    Frisk isn't the perfect Pacifist, and it doesn't help that Chara makes a lot of sense when they whisper in the kid’s ear- saying all the same things that they'd been thinking for years. Humanity is a pile of garbage, and honestly most Humans probably deserve to die by the time they're 20. They all manage to do something seriously wrong to someone else at some point.

    Anyone who doesn't want to destroy Humanity must really be a saint. But, there's a choice to be made here still. If Frisk frees the Monsters, maybe humanity will have a chance to redeem itself. Or, Frisk and Chara could just destroy both groups- that would work too.

    Of course, their Families may have some problems with that.

    EDIT- 12/28/2017
    My new year’s resolution- post at least one chapter of this story each week. I will get this started, finally.

    ..:: WARNING! ::..
    This story will contain graphic descriptions and discussion of such topics as: Murder, rape, domestic abuse, a multitude of psychological issues, and unstoppable urges to kill or hurt people.

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    “One and the same it seems. Though I can already guess that their creation was different.”

     

     

     

    “Why do you say that?” Edward asked, sitting once again. Roy watched Edward as he tucked himself up on the couch.

     

    “The homunculus in this universe were made from philosopher stones.”

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    “As in, there is one future where the White Walkers are defeated immediately, the Long Night is merely a passing shadow and we are spared most of the senseless deaths that came upon Westeros since Ned Stark died. But it’s not a future I can try to turn into a reality,” Bran says with a long sigh.

    “What – what do you mean?” Lord Connington doesn’t sound too convinced, but he’s listening intently, or so it seems from the frown on his face.

    “That in order for us all to live, Aerys Targaryen must die not sooner and not later than he did, but Rhaegar must live,” Bran says tiredly, “along with Elia Martell and her children. Whether Lyanna Stark does or not is irrelevant, as long as all three children live and know they are the heads of the dragon. It’s no job for someone like me – I can only walk if I visit the past or the future, not if I want to live in it. How useless it is that one has such powers but then cannot even walk, isn’t it?”

    “You – you mean to – send us to the past?” Brienne asks, barely audible.

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    Genos loves Saitama more than anything, but when an encounter with a strange monster leads to unexpected company, Genos and Saitama will both have to decide exactly how much is too much.

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    Time is being manipulated, but it's happened so often that Sans has started to get used to it. He lives the same few days over and over with minor differences. While it's fucked up, it could be so much worse. Papyrus is happy, and Sans is resigned to go through it all alone if his brother is safe. The human that fell into the underground may have some part to play in the resets, but Sans has only found misery in pursuing that line of thought. The kid may rub him up the wrong way, but Papyrus likes them, and they're harmless.

     

    Slow burn, Classic Fontcest, Angst/Hurt/Comfort- Please note the MCD tag, though there will be resets and characters may come back- this story will be going to darker places than my usual stuff (any triggers will be posted in notes/additional tags)

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    There were so many times in Edward Elric’s life that things went awry that when he opened his eyes and saw unfamiliar surroundings, he did not immediately freak out. There was just no point in it anymore.

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    That really was not how she thought taking a nap would end.

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    Jon Snow is a secret Targaryen. However, he's a secret Targaryen with the mark of the Martells etched into his skin.
    Arianne Martell is a Dornish princess. A Dornish princess that fears that her father will replace her with her brother and a northern bastard's mark on her thigh.

    This is not a love story. This is a tale of abuse, intrigue, and a man's fight for his place in the world. A soulmate doesn't always mean home and safety. An odd couple doesn't always work.

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    She knew about the possibility of there being another Marcus on another earth. She just didn't think she would ever meet one.

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    Joey summons a demon. And a nephalem. And a wolf. And a smoller demon.

    Oops.

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    You can hear Sans descending the stairs. Is he awake already? You expected to have more time. You’re still not prepared for his reaction, but short of a reset, there’s no avoiding it now. You take a deep breath. You can endure this. You’ll have to…

    You’re so very, very close.

    * Fic Summary and beta by bixies_wife
    * Follow @bixietrash on tumblr for progress updates, extras, expert shitposting, and quality skeleton memes.

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    Asgore maintains his despotic rule through his control over the ‘Anomaly,’ which most believe to be a mysterious power that grants him near-limitless knowledge. Few know it’s a person, a human.

    Sans is one of those few.

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    From Buenos Aires in 1987 to Philadelphia in 1989 and back again, by way of Seattle and a room above a convenience store. FBI agent Phillip Jeffries’s perspective of what he believes to be a linear series of events involving a certain Miss Judy.

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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains - Powers, everyone calls them - fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not just about saving a life any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this - the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate if you will - and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

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    A mysterious force has transported Sans into another timeline that Sans has never witnessed before.

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    On Jakku, you could die, or you could survive. Breha and her twin brother, Bail, learned that pretty quickly. They survived, until one day they ran into a plucky little droid, his hot-shot pilot master, and suddenly it wasn't just about surviving as they're swept up into a war for the future of the Light, and the galaxy.

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