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    Thor spends the night with a friend when that itch in his hands becomes too much to ignore. She expects nothing of him but what he wants to give her.

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    Tony Stark is cursed by an ancient Egyptian goddess. He awakes to find he's got a tail and nine lives; when both of these are threatened by the metropolis dangers of Manhattan, an unlikely saviour comes to his rescue. Is this a charity case, or has he been catnapped?

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    The Avengers chase down a mysterious magic Alien and they learn way more about Tony than they ever expected they would.

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    Loki's always, kinda, sorta, probably, definitely had a crush on his older brother, which yes, is weird as hell, but he's always comforted himself with the fact that since it's never gonna happen. Like, have you seen Thor? Even if they weren't brothers, which they are, he wouldn't need to waste his time with Loki.

    But then it does, happen that is. Somehow, someway, sweatily and repeatedly.

    Which is fine, right, because the worse that could happen is their parents finding out, and there's no chance of that with how much they work. And they wouldn't ever believe that their golden child would do something this bad if they even did.

    Except that's not the worst that can happen.
    (Spoiler alert: it turns out Loki can get pregnant.)

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    Here for the smut? Check out Chapters 2, 15, 21, and 36.

    It has been six months since the final fight against your enemies. You are no stranger to war. There's something in you that craves it, as it always has. Battle is natural. A part of this is why you swore fealty to Odin Allfather, king of Asgard.

    The other part is his younger son.

    Tensions are quickly mounting. Thor Odinson's temper sees him banished, and by unlucky chance, you are accidentally afforded this fate as well. But even on Midgard, something hunts the god of thunder. With Thor stripped of his powers, his father falling into a deep slumber, and his brother ascending to the throne in his absence, it is up to you to keep the prince alive.

    Loki Odinson just wants you home.

    Dark thoughts are blooming in his mind, and dark thoughts are often hard to resist.

    When old grievances give rise to powerful enemies, will Asgard remain a strong and steady force?

    Or will the grand kingdom finally fall?

    Part Two of the series: Of Different Emotions

     

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    Steve Rodgers had always been on the rather, small side. Of course his friends love him anyway, but what happens when Steve comes back to school for senior year and puberty hit him like a British double-decker?

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    “Aren’t you a little old for imaginary friends?”

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    Caught in a net, Loki finds himself in in a new, harsh reality. One where there are few kindnesses and many hardships. Freedom becomes a far gone concept.

     

    Tags may be subject to change. Constructive criticism welcome.

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    avengers are confronted by a heavily injured Loki when they least expect it, they try to figure what the hell is going on. Loki is still stubborn even without his silver tongue.

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    “They say they’ve been getting strange thunderstorms,” Bruce yells at Tony over the wind.

    “No shit,” Tony yells back as thunder cracks through the air and a bolt of lightening makes an impressive streak across the sky. Bruce doesn’t say anything else until they’re safely in their weather station and turning on the lights.

    *

    Thor has been trying, and failing, to capture Loki in Midgard for nearly a month and he was tired of playing Loki’s games. He kept evading capture and several times now Thor has had to wipe the minds on nosey Midgardians inquiring about the lightening storms.

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    Tony and Loki are finally back together again.
    PLEASE READ THE FIRST TWO FIRST!
    This won't make sense otherwise.

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    It had been a while since they had seen each other.

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    Thor is distraught by Loki's sacrifice on the Dark World. He never in a million years would have thought it would happen. He is determined to fix it somehow. He is forbidden from bringing him back... but Odin didn't say Thor couldn't stop it from happening at all. This time, armed with knowledge of how much his little brother bottled everything inside, Thor was going to ensure mistakes weren't repeated.

     

    A Time Travel Fix-it where Loki really did die and Thor goes back to save his brother before he needs saving. A strange hybrid of marvel bits and actual Norse mythos all crammed into angsty wrapping.

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    Queen Frigga takes matters, and Gungnir, into her own hands when Odin refuses to show Loki mercy. However, her act of benevolence and love for their youngest child sets off a sequence of events that no one could have foreseen. On the other hand, perhaps everyone has forgotten that the All-Mother is the goddess of love, marriage, and fate. Loki and Tony have a date with destiny and the queen will ensure that neither of them is late this time.

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    He was sure that she didn't remember, not with the way she had cried herself into drunken slumber in his arms. That did not mean he forgot. Not anything - not the painful slurs from her father that lingered in her mind, the barely visible scars across her arms and thighs from jumping into adulthood alone before she was no longer a child, how she had blubbered the name Yinsen over and over again like a regret.

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    Wanda knew she was in trouble the minute Loki revealed what she'd done.

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    Thor gives Loki his pitch on why he should help them. Loki's unamused.

    Okay, maybe he's a little amused.

    In which Thor has a proposal; Loki has a rebuttal, and the screenwriters really should've thought this through a little bit more

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    Darcy accompanies Jane and Thor to Asgard to help them get ready for their wedding. She discovers more than she bargained for in the halls of the Realm Eternal.

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    Now that George Miles and Eduardo Alvarez call the Tower home, they're so much more than tailors for the Avengers. They respect the family they've been brought into and will stay standing alongside the Avengers no matter how challenging a situation might be.
    Fighting ISIL? Got it. Cracking new Hydra technology? Roger that. The spontaneous, SPECTACULAR global event that is Captain America coming out of the closet? Well...okay, the timing on that surprised a few people.
    Still.

    Every day Steve wakes up wondering if today will bring the fight that finally sends him to hell for not being enough. The chance for a lasting, love-filled future has never been more than a pinprick of light in the darkness that can consume James Buchanan Barnes. Both men are so certain they'll never meet St. Peter at the gates that they'll follow each other into hell no matter the personal cost. What a shame they forgot who stands alongside them.

    Heaven? Oh, please. George Miles will be DAMNED if he can't thread his boys from Brooklyn through the eye of a needle.

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    "Perished means died." Steve explained, sympathy all over his face.

    "We know what perished means!" Tony snapped.

     

    Tony, Bruce, and Thor are all children adopted by Phil Coulson when a horrible accident causes them to become orphans. The three of them are forced to move in with their eccentric distant relative, Loki Laufeyson, a terrible actor with terrible plans. Will the three of them escape with their fortune, and more importantly, their lives?

    (A spin-off of sorts with Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events.")

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