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    “Correction. That was yours.” Rey smirked and climbed into the passenger seat. “It’s mine now. You were the one that left it behind. Finders keepers.”

    If looks could kill she’d be dust, but reality didn’t work that way. Right now his reality consisted of being shoved into the back of HIS hummer and transported to HIS town to be pillaged like the rest of the desolate piles of rubble Rey and her men normally searched through. Three months ago he had everything. He never should have made that deal with the devil. That was how this all started.

    Yeah...death was better. Maybe as a zombie he could take them all out; become a Zombie overlord and command hordes of rotting flesh and bone to infest the towns of the living until the entire world crumbled at his decaying feet. “Go to hell.”

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    Tony can't do this anymore, he's to tired and hurt. Not like anyone will miss him though, right?
    Wrong!
    And Tony will find out just how wrong he is.

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    In which blood is spilt, identities are lost, and doom comes to the Noldor

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    Peter Parker is a new student at a high school he wishes he didn't have to be at. After having to endure the teasing about his dads being gay, and having two dad for that matter, he's fed up with the teasing from the school bully. But his lab partner sticks up for him. And his name is Wade Wilson.

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    "Agent Barton was sent to kill me...He made a different call."
    Before they were SHIELD Agents, Clint Barton was a gun for hire and Natasha Romanoff was a spy trained by the KGB division called the Red Room. These two assassins cross paths and find themselves on opposite sides at first only to be thrown together in the same international spy system: SHIELD. Can they put aside their difference and work together? Perhaps form a friendship...or more?
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    A/N: Fyi I SUCK at summaries. Basically if you like anything Clintasha related you'll probably really like this. This is my take on the quote above. All characters I tried to keep as in character as possible, however some Red Room characters are simply based off of my own imagination. Expect for their names, they belong to minor existing Marvel characters; I'm just lazy and decided to not both with making up new names. :)

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    This is what happens. Well this is sort of what happens. There are definitely some details that are changed before wives and bosses show up, but the story is pretty much the same.

    It begins with a bet.

    It ends in a hospital room.

    In the middle there are numerous bottles of wine, and overtaking a kickball game on the Mall.

    But really, it begins with Hamilton and Burr.

     

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    Set in a universe where everyone is alive and in the modern world and George Washington is president. Starts Hamilton as the Treasury Secretary, Laurens as the Chief of Staff to President Washington, Mulligan as the deputy director of the CIA, Lafayette as the French Ambassador and Burr as the Senator from New York.

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    After New York battle time to go home, but would this be possible? Thor panicks as loki fell unconscious more paler and cold than ever if this was even possible fears of losing his brother again.
    Thor is protictive and the team start to ask questions and the truth needs to be told

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    [Superhero/Villain AU - DirkJake]

    The Prince of Heart had a mission: kill the Page of Hope, avenge the Knight.

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    Dirk Strider knew what his job entailed, and he was okay with it, until of course he found out the true identity of his target.

    He didn't think it was fair, but he knew nothing was fair in love and war.

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    Bill Cipher is a prince with a dark past, with a loyal servant by his side he will do whatever it takes to keep his crown.

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    (Originally on FF) Meet Jack Darby and his friend Rhodey, as they start their journey to protect New York city, and discover other mystery's along the way.

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    Skye Castell is lonely. The twelve year old that she finds on the street seems to be a blessing.
    Little does she know how protective the Jotun/Angel hybrid will become!
    (Or how much trouble Fenrir will get her into... hey, at least Ariela is nice! And Erik and Charles are both on her side. That is a very, very good thing.)

     

    (In my universe, this hybrid, along with other Angel hybrids that are not half human, are called Seidr, instead of that group being their own thing)

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    With an accidental unveiling that was never supposed to happen Adrien Agreste is left with the choice to tell the truth and face the chance of a loss that would top off everything else that's gone wrong as of late, or lie and save the last shred of light in his life. The choice is an obvious one, protect his world. That is the right thing to do, right? Oh boy, this is just one cat-astrophe after another.

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    She never wanted to see people's pain, or any of the other stuff she had along with that.

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    A Noob's Guide To Success: An In-Depth Look and Discussion at the History of the Universe Along with Analysis of Fame and Fortune with Commentary on the State of our Society by Guest Contributor, Douchebag, and Sponsor Tai Lopez, Characters from Classic Fictional Series, and Real-World Celebrities which have Amassed Varying Levels of Success: A Visually Stimulating Novel by Terrifically Totally Not-Racist Businessman, Entrepreneur, Republican Presidential Nominee, University and Trump Steak Company Founder, Author, Investor, God, Legend, Pimp, The Real Slim Shady, Donald J. Trump

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    Gabriel is terrified, and repentant of what she is about to do.

    The silver has never been so beautiful. She bites her lip, and considers summoning some pagan she pissed off instead of doing it herself.

    'Do you not know that you are God's temple?'

    "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

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    "You and I, baby bro." Casey laughed as he sunk his teeth it Calder's shoulders. "We're something special."

    Have you ever had one of those stories that sneaks up on you in the middle of the night and then won't go away until you write it? This is one of those. And kinda sorta porn.

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    There is a carousel and what better thing for high school students to do, other than swim and hold hands on a slow moving merry-go-round, but Haru always feels stuck in the middle of other things, that he notices on occasion. Reigisa and Makoharu

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    Nico, Jason and Percy are lined up to inherit the Big Three cafe chain. Their parents made them live together and work for their three-bedroom apartment to 'build character' in exchange for being funded to do whatever they want in college, so they all work in the Elysium branch (owned by Nico's dad,) to make ends meet. Everything works out great-
    except when Leo doesn't pay for his coffee three weeks in a row. Then the inventor wreaks all kinds of havoc. Who knew a short engineering major could change everything? Nico isn't sure if it's for better or worse, but he's going to find out.

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    Lovino keeps seeing Mystery Girl everywhere. Running away from murderers, asking his opinion on his preference of frilly panties, possibly attempting to stab him....

    EVERYWHERE.

    Also she's kind of hot, and since Lovino is single and lonely, he wants to get to know her.

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    Just Bucky and you having a quickie.
    Absolutely NO strings attached.
    Right?

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