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    All of the random crack drabbles you could ever want. Some are NSFW, some are just ridiculous, and all of them are so much fun.

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    15/?
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    139
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    12
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    [AU]
    Bum tenía la vida perfecta, con un Alfa que juntaba todos los atributos que se podría desear a su lado, una casa magnífica.

    Aún así, cuando Bum miraba a Sangwoo, no podía evitar un escalofrío, notando el vacío que sentía, a veces devorándole.

    ¿Qué era eso que le hacía sentir como algo en su vida, estuviera mal?

    Como si nada de eso debiera ser.

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    Español
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    11/11
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    16
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    31
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    In which Yoongi is the one who will do anything to achieve his goal.

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    1/?
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    3
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    1
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    At the suggestion of Nekoma's Kenma Kozume, the Karasuno Volleyball team gets into the virtual reality game of Sword Art Online, with the full intention of just experimenting, trolling around, and logging on and off from time to time...

    First a couple bugs show up, but the inconvenience is cleared and forgotten under the amazing RAM and mind-blowing graphics. But what happens when they discover they're trapped?!

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    English
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    5,900
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    32
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    171
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    Since the LGBTQ+ is taboo all around the world, and South Korea media is no different, Jungkook and Jimin are faced with a harsh reality. Continue in fear of being caught, let the world know or stop and fall apart from each other.

    **My First K-Pop/Korean fanfiction and I'm sorry if it's cringey. I don't even know how to write over language barriers...**
    **Some Korean words have been used but Translate should never be trusted so I'm sorry if it's another word or phrase than intended**

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    English
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    74,561
    Chapters:
    39/?
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    88
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    114
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    18
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    The roads are endless, lonely asphalt of Connor's Journey, But at least he's not alone anymore, right? Could that be considered a good thing? All he knows is that Evan and Jared are actually kinda, maybe, a little , really nice to be around. Well, until Jared remembers waking up to being the resident goodie stash keeper. But all we're left with, is us and it's actually quite nice.

    https://8tracks.com/nextdoor1303/all-we-re-left-with-is-us

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    English
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    36,129
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    19/24
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    136
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    13
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    A week ago Cassandra Cillian was just the daughter of Salem's doctor, now though, now she knows the secret her family has been hiding or generations and there's a naked man asleep on top of her whose only purpose seems to be to protect her. It wasn't what Cassandra had expected from life but it certainly wasn't boring.

    ON HIATUS UNTIL SEPTEMBER 3RD

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    English
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    12,063
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    5/?
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    11
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    " You labelled me,
    I'll label you.
    So I dub thee unforgiven " -

    * Metallica *

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    1/1
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    It’s been about a year since the Monsters that were living under Mt. Ebott were freed by the ten year old, now eleven year old, Frisk. They are living happily on the Surface among the Humans who both love and accept them aside from some who are still getting used to the fact that they are not alone. Everyone is fairly happy and things have been worked out, among political standards and simply neighborly standards, so everyone can settle down. But one day, during school on a rainy September morning, Frisk finds themself staring out the second floor window, catching sight of something that would shake up their life -
    and the world itself.

    [This work is dedicated to my best friend Clay, but all are welcome to read it!!]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    13
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    8
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    1
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    I am an asshole, not going to sugar coat it, make up something about how I am a kind and reasonable person. No, I am a real jerk, and now I am an asshole in thedas.

    I have come from the outback to the frostbacks.

    Hope thedas is ready cause I'm not.

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    English
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    77,663
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
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    165
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    Georgiana Lewis never thought that she would meet a Norse god, much less be the soulmate of one. Nor did she her think that her sister would be the soulmate of an agent at some equipment stealing FBI type "company" called S.H.I.E.L.D.. But hey, who ever said life was easy?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    44
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    Prequel to Caught In A Lie.

    Jungkook has been sitting on his feelings for a whole year, watching his fun and carefree best friend throw himself around.

    Tensions run high when things become heavy on the dance floor, Taehyung reaches breaking point when he gets a surprise phone call from an old friend.

    Jungkook needs to just be his friend, but his feelings are getting in the way and it's hard to balance everything.

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    English
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    10,530
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Kylo wants more than just a scar or a piercing. He wants something more and he wants it done by Hux's own hand. Hux happily obliges.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    20
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    For Lance, home is Cuba. Then, home is with Hunk and Pidge at the Garrison. And now?

    Now, home is gone.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
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    132
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Made for Madlennox, who requested my dreaming Prowl to meet the girl who had been haunting his dreams (see my "Dreaming is Better than Waking" story set) because I poisoned them with adorableness.

    Yes I can write cute stuff too.

    Also I have noooooooo clue what I'm doooooing O.o

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    English
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    15,870
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    37
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    42
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    4
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    My life, from an outsider's perspective, may be something worrying, something unhealthy and in need of fixing. What you don't know is that what beat within my rib-cage is long dead, replaced by an impostor; monstrous and cold, though unalike from a heart, thus meaning the use of 'cold hearted' wont suffice. Don't tell me how to live my life.

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    John Laurens had never been happier in his life than right at this moment. He’d been on about it for months now and never in his life had he expected any of this. The ten year anniversary for him and his husband, Alexander. He could barely focus on finishing his surprise for Alex with all the excitement buzzing through his veins. His fingers were tingling and his cheeks were flushing. He stuck out his tongue in concentration, dragging his brush across the the almost filled out canvas, the picture coming together stroke by stroke. He’d worked on it for days, it had to be amazing for this occasion, and despite knowing his husband would be happy no matter how much he slaved over getting it right, he wanted it to be absolutely perfect to the T.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    12
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Sasuke, a particularly snooty multi-millionaire financial adviser, entrepreneur and investor.

    Naruto, an honest hardworking dirt-poor farmer with a heart too pure for this cruel world.

    Who would've guessed one little favor would lead to the completely opposite duo changing each others lives forever. Not without some obstacle bumps on the way of course.

    Ah, did I say bumps? More like fucking mountains.

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    English
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    22,569
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
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    35
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    50
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    10
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    You're a terrible person.
    Which was pretty self explanatory in it of itself, but nonetheless.
    Your decent into hell had been anything but an overnight change. But years and years of unfortunate mistakes and poor life choices had worn you down into what you were now; a sarcastic, twenty-something year old hothead with bleak prospects, an alcohol addiction, and exactly zero fucks left to give.

    So when you wake up after a night at the bar in a jacket that smells of mustard and questionable morals, you aren't exactly surprised. And the fact that murderous anthropomorphic dogs have suddenly taken an interest in you isn't exactly anything new, either.

    But when a certain red-eyed skeleton with a wolfish grin and anger management issues decides to butt into your trainwreck of a life...
    Well, you're not going down without a fight.

    Unfortunately, neither is he.

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    English
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    24,229
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    49
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    Klaus takes his son to Europa and leaves his daughter in Skifander. Aaronev sacrifices his daughter to Lucrezia's machine. Agatha is still the hero of the story.

    (Genderswap of only Gil, Tarvek, Zeetha, and Anevka.)

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    English
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    7,651
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
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    11
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    68

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