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    Sunday Updates

    Agent Washington was pulled into PFL at a young age; it is all he has ever known. However, a series of unfortunate circumstances divide PFL, some died, others went AWOL, and some stuck with it despite questionable orders. Wash was one of the few that stayed.

    Though between running into the man solely responsible for his mental issues, finding out most of the people he is working with are psychotic, and trying to secretly take down PFL because it is corrupt as fuck. Then to top it all off; a new terrorist group calling themselves the ‘Mercenaries’ enters the fray. Wash was starting to think it would have been better to have left. Or died, you know? Because beggars can't be choosers.

    The only thing keeping him from leaving now? An adorable mute kid and his frustrating, hot father that keep appearing when least expected.

    Tucker retires from the army after only five years of service. Main reason being? The chick he had a one time drunken fling with was a druggy bitch cunt who overdosed and left an abused son -that Tucker was never informed about- behind. Forced to take responsibility because he is Junior's only relative, Tucker struggles by with his friends’ so called support.

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    11/?
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    Following their fight with Temple and his group, the Reds and Blues return to Chorus.

    It isn't exactly easy helping a planet rebuild when the UNSC comes calling. Life is never simple for the Reds and Blues or the people of Chorus...even with the media, a mercenary, former Freelancers, and a handful of A.I. on their side!

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    1/?
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    South isn’t sure why Washington wasn’t chosen for an A.I.

    It’s a last minute thing, she knows. He was on the list above her, but just before he was due for implantation, she was bumped up. The whole thing was fairly hush-hush, and she’s heard some bullshit about hidden incompatibility, but the person who had told that to her didn’t really believe it himself, and neither does she.

    It doesn’t matter, though. She’s finally getting an A.I, finally getting to go on missions with the rest of Alpha team, maybe even rise above her brother on the leaderboard. Sure, A.I aren’t much more than glorified light bulbs, but they get the job done, and that’s what counts. She just hopes it isn’t an asshole like Gamma. Knock knock jokes get fucking annoying after half an hour in a Pelican dropship.

    Or: another one of the AUs where South gets Epsilon. Whoops.

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    1
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    Carolina thinks that she knows everything about Caboose. He's a dope, an idiot and basically anything that means stupid. However, when Caboose takes off his helmet due to a slight headache for Doc to check out, Cabooses face-reveal may not be the first time shes seen it. Infact, it is possibly the last thing she wanted to see at the time. Especially considering their last meeting and the fact that Caboose doesn't even remember her. Besides that though, all sorts of weird things have been happening... and Carolina can just feel that its going to become even more intense.

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    6/?
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    47
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    6
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    (Pronounced Crude-bee) A mysterious event leaves Yang Xiao Long in the possession of the AI program, Alpha. A loud-mouthed, sarcastic AI who has a history of going on crazy adventures with even crazier plot twists. What will happen with this odd partnership, will plans be foiled? Will puns be made? Will the writer learn how to create a plot that makes sense? Who knows.

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    4/?
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    In which North is a single dad on a long dry spell, York's just looking to have a little fun, and Wash match-makes like his life depends on it.

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    3/3
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    33
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    Agent Washington, now designated Recovery One, responds to a Priority One Distress call to find Agent North Dakota K.I.A but his sister South alive. He is ordered by command to kill Agent South and recover their equipment but Wash disobeys this order. Instead he plans to trap the person who has been targeting former Freelancer Agents and their AI. Unfortunately his plan backfires when he is betrayed by Agent South, shot in the back, and left for dead. The only thing keeping him alive is York's healing unit. But even that might not be enough...

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    1
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    In a world where magic and monsters roam the land, it isn't a stretch to imagine that the remnants of the past would have an impact on the here and now.

    Of course, it also doesn't help that our hapless group of adventurers are idiots when it comes to the epic stuff.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    14
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    "You…you can't…be him. He's dead. He's gone. He died. He's dead." Either Wash was dead, too – or he'd finally lost it, finally gone completely insane, and this was just the last echo of a broken mind.

    With the war on Chorus finally finished, the Blood Gulch Crew stumble across an even more horrifying secret. Our inept heroes have fought for the safety of the galaxy. Now they'll fight for the sake of the people they love.

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    5/?
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    When Agent Washington first joined Project Freelancer, there was a bet on the Mother of Invention on how long it would be before Agent Maine put him in the hospital. A look at the developing relationship of Wash and Maine over the course of Project Freelancer.

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    5/?
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    Agent Texas has always been treated like the odd one out on the team. Today, she got invited to a training session with the other Freelancers, though she's anxious as to how it will go.

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    1/1
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    Instead of leaving him to his fate, Tex saves Alpha from the Mother of Invention and they survive the next few years on the run, hunted by the Meta and by the missing Director of Project Freelancer. Everything just gets worse from there, really.

    [Arc1]
    After responding to a transmission from the Blue Team stationed on a planet called Oracle, Tex and Church find themselves trapped with a colorful assortment of dimwitted sim-troopers. The situation only escalates when other Freelancers show up with plans to kill the Alpha (and in this case, each other), and with the AIs still scattered across the universe, Church is beginning to lose control of himself.

    Good luck, agent Texas, because you're going to need a lot of it.

    {Canon Divergence AU}

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    7/?
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    David Washington is the new gym teacher at the Blood Gulch school, and all the girls hover over him.

    But the Art teacher down the hall is amazing, and Wash always sees him walk through the hall looking at him.

    So either his seeing things, or he's super paranoid over the hot art teacher.

    A AU where Wash is a gym teacher and Tucker's an art teacher, and you can find love in all different places.

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    6/?
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    27
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    Maine and Wash are separated when something attacks the Freelancers from the inside. Their journey to find each other again.

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    One small action causes big changes down the road. Your textbook example of the good ol' butterfly effect.

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    5/?
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    4
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    Wash didn't know what to expect when he walked into Coon's Cafe one day after school. He certainly didn't expect his life to be turned upside-down. He didn't expect to be catapulted into a world he had no idea even existed. And he certainly didn't expect to find the most unlikely friends in the most unlikely of places.

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    12/?
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    21
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    3
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    “We’re fine,” Tucker says. Carolina and Wash look distinctly not pleased at that answer, probably because it took him several minutes to come up with that stunningly inspirational response.

    “We’re?” Carolina asks with a raised eyebrow.

    Or it may have been the we pronoun, right. Oops.

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    126
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    Project Freelancer fic centered around Agent North Dakota. Some events from RvB s9 and s10 before becoming AU. Disregards CT/Connie and Tex/Allison Church plotlines which changes a lot of things. North x Texas ( Northtex ) Rated T for now, will change tag if I plan anything mature. Canon-typical language and violence. I do not own any of the characters or anything else owned by RoosterTeeth, Microsoft, bungie, 343, or any others. First fic ever so constructive critism and tips welcome!

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    25/?
    Comments:
    6
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    15
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    1
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    384
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    In another universe, Red vs Blue has consistent writing and EMPs act according to rules the universe has already laid out.

    In another universe, Church doesn't die in an unnecessary, ill researched plot device.

    In another universe, Alpha comes home.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
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    6
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    Gunshot.
    Felix falls.
    But it's not Felix who gets back up.
    The Meta charges, nothing but memory and code and rage, and Tucker has a moment to really appreciate just how much he's fucked up before hands are around his throat and all he tastes is blood.

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    AU where the mercenaries and the Reds and Blues are freelancers

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    1/?
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    32
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    2
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