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A plan to steal a painting turns into a one-night stand that's not of this world.
“You need a good fight in your life. I can give you one.”
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Eames would gladly welcome comparisons to other dashing bearded men, but Eames rarely gets what he wants when it comes to Arthur.
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Displeased with the Bourne debacle, Kirill's FSB superiors order to him to catch the Krokodil.
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Wanna Be Your Driver by theleaveswant for lady_krysis
The Losers (2010), Death Proof (2007)
27 Jan 2012
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Aisha calls up some old friends to help with the Losers' latest exploit
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He doesn't feel guilty; Nathan wouldn't.
(Alternate post-season 1 future, Nathan doesn't come back to life.)
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Phoenix walks in on a robbery, and wakes up on the floor with his hands bound behind him. As if that wasn't bad enough, it would just figure that Kristoph would be the one to find him.
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I used to waste my time dreaming (now I get paid for it) by donutsandcoffee
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011), Inception (2010)
7 Jan 2012
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Due to a threat of biological warfare, the IMF leader hires Cobb's team to extract a combination to access and remove a biological weapon. It's not easy when the mark loves spy-themed movies though; this is where Ethan's team comes into the picture.
In which Brandt doesn't get to seduce the rich guy and gets seduced instead, Inception style.
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In which Lewis wears a Santa suit, Hathaway persuades him to engage in criminal activity, Lyn discovers something surprising in her cupboard, and baby Matthew has his first Christmas.
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An Auror on a jewel heist? What has the world come to?
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Isaac and Miria have done the unthinkable: they've become bored.
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"People are always like, 'Have you done this? Have you done that?' I mean, I’ve never tried risotto. Who cares? Maybe I’m just waiting for the right risotto."
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NARRATOR VOICE: Fujiko wants toys, but not the fun kind. She wants ancient ceremonial dolls from imperial Japan. Lupin, the gentleman he is, volunteers to retrieve them for her, but Jigen insists it's a bad idea because he's a wet blanket. Cursed dolls. Lovers quarrels. Crossdressing Jigen. Why haven't you read this fic yet, cowboy?
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Our valiant posse finds itself with some spare time for once. They need a mission, Simon needs a gift, and nothing annihilates boredom quite like a little recreational shoplifting.
It can't possibly be that hard.
(Takes place after episode 7 of S3, but prior to the season finale.)
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Gambit was attempting to pull a jewel heist, not become the sidekick in the worst buddy film in history.
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Nice Work If You Can Get It (And You Can Get It If You Try) by silverotter (hooraytheweird) for revolver
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
18 Dec 2011
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A new superthief with a sense of humor, balls of steel, and the dumbest name in the history of conmen? Just who the hell is this guy anyway?
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A Porcelana le gusta robar, más por la sensación de ser perseguido que por el botín. Es cuando el Oficial Puckerman le persigue que por primera vez Kurt decide dejarse atrapar.
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- Part 17 of DrabbleFest
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Queen's Gambit by kaydeefalls
X-Men: First Class (2011), X-Men (Movies), Inception (2010)
9 Dec 2011
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"My name is Nick Fury," he tells Raven. "And I'm here to talk to you about Cain Marko."
XMFC/Inception fusion, sequel to Boden's Mate. Raven's running her own extractions these days, but the job S.H.I.E.L.D.'s dumped in her lap is a real shitshow. Two marks, two simultaneous dreams, eleven dreamers, and a hell of a lot of baggage. Time to call in a few favors -- and did she mention the job involves inception?
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- Part 2 of Chessmen (XMFC/Inception fusion AU)
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One of Matoya's unlucky brooms seeks revenge.
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The John Watson Affair by abundantlyqueer
Sherlock (TV), two two one bravo baker - Fandom
19 Nov 2011
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A pornographic case-fic AU, based on ‘The Thomas Crowne Affair’ (Alan Trustman, 1968) and ‘The Sign of the Four’ (Arthur Conan Doyle, 1890).
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- Part 1 of The John Watson Affair Universe
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“Shaw有我们需要的信息，让他活着才能盗取，”Moira说。那么情况就是这样了：任务已经摆上桌面。
盗梦。XMFC/Inception架空穿越文。Erik是盗取者，Alex是他的前哨。他们组队追捕梦境共享业最危险的人物：Sebastian Shaw。但是Erik复仇的欲望很可能破坏任务并将他们所有人撕成碎片，除非Alex和其他队员能看牢他——然而有片阴影在他的梦境中萦绕不去……
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- Part 1 of Chessmen (XMFC/Inception fusion AU)
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