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    Summary

    What happens in the Inventory, stays at the Inventory.

    Language:
    English
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    668
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    5
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    Ficlets, snippets, very short stories. Tags to be added with new chapters. Probably mostly going to be shameless shipper fluff mixed with gen. (A couple of explicit chapters, but most of it is sweet and innocent, I swear!)

    Language:
    English
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    9,628
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    12
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    232
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    Brock coming back— free of pay and of his own volition— meant nothing more than he still loved the boys he had helped Rusty raise for almost twenty years. This was not a romcom (no matter the clichéd archetypes that set the stage for his life) and if it were, it would not be one starring him— it would be starring Meg Ryan because he had already thought about it for way longer than he would admit out loud. So he was living here, taking care of the boys, giving Rusty a long-suffering and amusingly indulgent look, existing (drinking coffee, making dinner, cracking terrible jokes and skulls) as though he had never left...

    And so, yeah, whatever, Brock coming back might have something (infinitesimal, really, but bordering on nigh) to do with him.

    It still didn't make his life a romcom.

    Language:
    English
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    6,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    54
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    What if Billy lost to St Cloud? I kind of explore that here.

    Language:
    English
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    5,688
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    76
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    Rusty attempts to adjust to his new life in New York. His family seems to be doing a lot better than him. This "new life" seems to include heavy drinking, boredom, college classes, part time jobs and rekindling an old romance once thought long dead. New life indeed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,593
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    297
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    Rusty finally gets to spend some time alone and finds someone in his lab he, quite frankly, never wanted to see again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,431
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    69
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    Billy is iffy about his kinky boyfriend's kinky kinks

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    72
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    Prompt: "The Morning After"

    Billy and White go out on the town for their first night in New York. Things are confusing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,782
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    285
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    you ever seen that movie Say Anything?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    919
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    53
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    Based off a prompt I saw on the kinkmeme:

    "I would love someone to write something about Rose Whalen still believing that Pete and Billy are in a relationship, and Pete and Billy having to deal with that in whatever way.

    Maybe Billy wants to maintain his mom's belief in their relationship because he thinks it gives her peace of mind? Maybe Pete is afraid that if he's seen as just some deadbeat friend of Billy's, he won't be welcome to stay with Billy's family anymore? Whatever the reason, the result is antics centered around trying to make themselves look like a couple in front of Rose, and maybe figuring out that it's easier than they thought it would be."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,076
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    93
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    The Monarch and Twenty-One take Sheila out for a relaxing dinner on her birthday, accompanied by Agents Watch and Ward. But naturally, a drug deal at the bistro goes sour and The Monarch is taken hostage by a murderous addict. Watch and Ward once more show their resourcefulness and devotion to The Guild.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    41
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    21 and 24 talk about the latest Spider-Man movie. Geekery and friendship ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    26
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    Pete has a nightmare, Billy comforts him

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    44
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    Pete/Billy fluff. Cuddles, mostly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    79
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    Pete apologizes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    43
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    Inspired by the 1960's Disney classic 'The Parent Trap', Hank and Dean (with an assist from Shore Leave) decide to get their dad and Brock back together again by recreating their first date. One small problem, they were never dating in the first place. Set during the second half of season 4.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    Prompt: AU where everything is in black and white until you meet your soulmate

    just a thing i pooped out after finding the prompt in the bowels of instagram

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    38
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    While studying for college, Dean Venture is visited by Triana Orpheus - in his mind. Using her growing magical gifts, Triana pays Dean a visit in his mind and uses his mental energy to get herself off; just not in the way he would like.

    A/N: Inspired by this picture by Shadman: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/TheRealShadman/382976/Triana-Orpheus

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    214
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    "I thought you always cut your own hair, big man," he quips with faux ignorance, preserves the air of almost-irritation at being asked for a favor while simultaneously moving to grab the scissors. "And now you want me to do it?"

    "I know it's probably been a while since you cut hair, Doc," Brock retorts lazily, leaving Rusty bristling. Admittedly, he set himself up for that one. "but it's easier when someone else does it. Someone who can actually see the back of your head."

    He studies the bodyguard's face in the mirror, beset by the cool steely tones of their bathroom. The blues bring out his eyes.

    They're both more than aware that Brock has cut his own hair with ease a million times over, with far cruder implements than a neat pair of scissors, in far less favorable situations than an air-conditioned bathroom in a penthouse suite.

    "I have a beard, you know," he mumbles frostily, combing his fingers through still-damp blond hair, feeling an inevitable pang of jealousy at how thick it is. He swears Brock's hairline hasn't receded a tenth of an inch since they met.

    Rusty cuts Brock's hair for the first time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    168
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    What happens after the gang gets home from Spanakopita and Pete has a nasty sunburn from that dreadful St. Cloud. Billy ends up nursing the (most likely) over-dramatic Pete by rubbing some nice cooling gel on his face.

     

    I just couldn't get the picture of Billy taking care of sunburnt Pete and had to write this. It's short, it's sweet. Hope you enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    97

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