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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    2/?
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    25
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    3
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    Dynamic duo Karkat Vantas and John Egbert run an unpopular gaming channel on YouTube, and it seems like their dreams of quitting their sucky jobs and become full time YouTube stars might never become a reality. That is, until they get to go to a YouTube convention in LA where they meet some unlikely friends- all people with a huge amount of subscribers and some time to spare. Bonds are formed, romance ensues... and videos are made.

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    5/?
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    11
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    "Wow," your laugh is more air than sound, disjoined. "Wow. Really?"

     

    "Yes," John's laughing, too. "Next week, Karkat. Next week."

     

    Next week. You get to see him next week. Next week you'll get to see that perfectly imperfect toothy smile of his. See him and touch him and- oh wow. John will be here next week. He'll be here with you. John made this happen. "Fuck you," you tell him, smiling.

     

    "Jerk," he answers, but it sounds soft and sweet.

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    There's a deadly new drug on the streets of LA, and it means trouble for the alien refugees still finding their place on Earth. With dangerous machinations at work beneath the surface, the stakes are high. Who can be trusted in the growing web of deceit, and how deep does the conspiracy run?

    Soon, sixteen teenagers will find out just who does stand by them- and who doesn't.
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    You don't have to know Alien Nation at all to read, understand or enjoy this fic! You should probably read Home Is Where The Heart Is and All's Fair In Love And War first, though.

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    Chapters:
    5/24
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Your name is Ryan Amanda Jacobs, and you're pretty sure starting at a new school is going to suck.
    [Or, in which a girl seduces Dave Strider and breaks his heart on accident;]

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    14/?
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    3
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    1
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    115
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    This is based on a roleplay me and my pal did. It's basically just a pesterchum(?) conversation between Karkat, Dave, and eventually Jane. IDK, read it if you want; I think it turned out well. Also, it starts out seeming like Kismessitude but it's Matespritship, I promise.

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    1/?
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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

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    14,112
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    8/?
    Comments:
    15
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    74
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    9
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    1361
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    How i think meowrails wold go in real life.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    4
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    22
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    2
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    487
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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster. Hooray.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that LOOK like trolls but AREN'T trolls are attacking you, and you have no clue why.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

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    4/?
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    14
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    905
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    With dream bubbles being what they are, it’s not always easy to keep innermost desires from bubbling into reality.

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    Dave is cool. Too cool to not have any friends that live within a hundred miles of him. Heck nawww, he has loadsss of friends. Okay, well, maybe not. At least until he runs into a certain short grumpy kid.

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    2/?
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    Meulin returns home after spending a year abroad and finds that not everything is the way she left it.

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    When a species of aliens called Trolls invade Earth, it looks like the end for humanity. They're incredibly powerful, difficult to kill, and have already taken out any force even close to strong enough to stop them. But when John Egbert's home is invaded and he's left working with a badly injured troll the two quickly realize they must both fight together against the inevitable to survive, or join the ever growing death count of the Alternian invasion.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    68
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    17
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    There are thirteen bloods, each with different flavours. You do not tire of drinking the same one, day after day, as you used to tire of eating the same meals Before. But you have partaken of them all, some moreso than others. All often enough to recognize the scents, and the friends who have donated them to you.

    This smells… white. White and sweet, like sugared tea.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    10 drabbles written to some music chosen in shuffle(during the length of said song); Sollux gets Roxy some gifts KK helped him choose

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you really could use a few friends. This is a golden chance you have here, Vantas. Take it. Do it.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    45
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    4
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    739
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    Inspired by some RPs I did, nudist AU where Nepeta invites Karkat to her house, and it goes from there.

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    1/?
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    ==>KARKAT: Feel inferior.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you don't do inferior. You are the THRESHECUTIONER CONSORT and a LIMEBLOOD, so all in all, you have nothing much to complain about.

    ==>OTHER KARKAT: Feel inferior.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and your perfect self just walked into the room. You would feel inferior but right now you might need to STRIFE.

    In Which A Large Rock Bearing A Laboratory, Several Young Trolls And Two Aliens Appears In The Flight Path Of An Unconventional Threshecutioner Crew Ship Whereupon The Crew Discover That The Trolls Are Alternate Versions Of Their Hatchmates, Including One Resentful And Also Rude Copy Of The Threshecutioner Captain Himself.

    Underage for meteor trolls and kids being about 8 sweeps (17.3 years) and Other Karkat being 11.5 sweeps (about 25 years).

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    26
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    4
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    184
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    Dave is out at a nightclub while Karkat stays in. It's not long before Dave harasses Karkat by text.

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    1,446
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    1/1
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    6
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    1
    Hits:
    85
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    He is beautiful in ways you don't quite understand.

    Words:
    554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    116

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