1 - 20 of 15059 Works in The Trolls (Homestuck)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Words:
    2,671
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    186
  2. Tags
    Summary

    "Wow," your laugh is more air than sound, disjoined. "Wow. Really?"

    "Yes," John's laughing, too. "Next week, Karkat. Next week."

    Next week. You get to see him next week. Next week you'll get to see that perfectly imperfect toothy smile of his. See him and touch him and- oh wow. John will be here next week. He'll be here with you. John made this happen. "Fuck you," you tell him, smiling.

    "Jerk," he answers, but it sounds soft and sweet.

    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    36
  3. Tags
    Summary

    There's a deadly new drug on the streets of LA, and it means trouble for the alien refugees still finding their place on Earth. With dangerous machinations at work beneath the surface, the stakes are high. Who can be trusted in the growing web of deceit, and how deep does the conspiracy run?

    Soon, sixteen teenagers will find out just who does stand by them- and who doesn't.
    ___
    You don't have to know Alien Nation at all to read, understand or enjoy this fic! You should probably read Home Is Where The Heart Is and All's Fair In Love And War first, though.

    Series
    Words:
    24,757
    Chapters:
    5/24
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
  4. Tags
    Summary

    John wants to learn about loops in Alternian programming.
    Sollux is lounging around in his boxers, being distracting.
    John can't focus. Sollux distracts him more.

    Somehow, John still manages to learn about loops.

    Words:
    1,216
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    14
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Trolls have invaded earth, but when the humans fight back, it's the innocent trolls who suffer. Now a group of both humans and trolls are on the run, desperately trying to solve things before both species are engulfed in a war that will destroy everything.

    Words:
    1,361
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    8
  6. Tags
    Summary

    You strip off your shirt and pants, watching the gentle ripples of the pool. You'd better win this impromptu race, as unofficial and stupid as it is, because you don't think you can live with the shame of losing to a land dweller, especially not a human.

    Words:
    2,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Hits:
    5
  7. Tags
    Summary

    You know sometimes when you die,you get another chance?

    Well that was just that.

    Words:
    1,762
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Hits:
    25
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Ryan Amanda Jacobs, and you're pretty sure starting at a new school is going to suck.
    [Or, in which a girl seduces Dave Strider and breaks his heart on accident;]

    Series
    Words:
    14,059
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
  9. Tags
    Summary

    This is based on a roleplay me and my pal did. It's basically just a pesterchum(?) conversation between Karkat, Dave, and eventually Jane. IDK, read it if you want; I think it turned out well. Also, it starts out seeming like Kismessitude but it's Matespritship, I promise.

    Words:
    1,833
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    51
  10. Tags
    Summary

    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

    Words:
    14,112
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1324
  11. Tags
    Summary

    How i think meowrails wold go in real life.

    Series
    Words:
    5,516
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    467
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster. Hooray.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that LOOK like trolls but AREN'T trolls are attacking you, and you have no clue why.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

    Words:
    14,534
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    814
  13. Tags
    Summary

    With dream bubbles being what they are, it’s not always easy to keep innermost desires from bubbling into reality.

    Words:
    2,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    86
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Some guy had crashed into Karkat on the street and then given him his chumhandle and told him to write to him. Now he did because, even though the boy was obviously an idiot, he was hot.

    Words:
    3,242
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    203
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Dave is cool. Too cool to not have any friends that live within a hundred miles of him. Heck nawww, he has loadsss of friends. Okay, well, maybe not. At least until he runs into a certain short grumpy kid.

    Words:
    3,151
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    178
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Meulin returns home after spending a year abroad and finds that not everything is the way she left it.

    Words:
    3,193
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    76
  17. Tags
    Summary

    When a species of aliens called Trolls invade Earth, it looks like the end for humanity. They're incredibly powerful, difficult to kill, and have already taken out any force even close to strong enough to stop them. But when John Egbert's home is invaded and he's left working with a badly injured troll the two quickly realize they must both fight together against the inevitable to survive, or join the ever growing death count of the Alternian invasion.

    Words:
    28,854
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1195
  18. Tags
    Summary

    There are thirteen bloods, each with different flavours. You do not tire of drinking the same one, day after day, as you used to tire of eating the same meals Before. But you have partaken of them all, some moreso than others. All often enough to recognize the scents, and the friends who have donated them to you.

    This smells… white. White and sweet, like sugared tea.

    Words:
    1,037
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    36
  19. Tags
    Summary

    10 drabbles written to some music chosen in shuffle(during the length of said song); Sollux gets Roxy some gifts KK helped him choose

    Words:
    1,325
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Hits:
    20
  20. Tags
    Summary

    "Ten years ago, at my mom's funeral, I met a boy. A boy who told me his parents died in a car wreck. He said his name was Dave."

    "So?"

    "Dave....Was that you?"

    Words:
    6,931
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    711

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation