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    No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”

    Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.

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    English
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    1/3
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    1
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    "Sollux has been strung up in the Helmsblock alongside his Ancestor. This was the Empire's first and last mistake."

    -Anonymous Prompt

    ***

    I try to keep the momentum going and update once or twice a week (usually Wednesday and Sunday) but sometimes I'm slow for a variety of reasons which may include any of the following: drawing art for a chapter, nonlinear writing, making a billion edits, writing something else, or being busy/lazy/sick.

    Language:
    English
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    34,182
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    164
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4219
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    Vriska has fucked up bigtime.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    100
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    Karkatta Vantas, known as Karkat, is walking home from work when she sees a little boy playing. It's eleven at night, freezing, and the kid doesn't have a jacket. She talks to him and finds out he is homeless. She takes him in and

    Series
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    English
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    10,696
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    545
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    You're pretty sure your three friends just think the trolls were part of the game, NPCs made as a construct to make your game more interesting and more immersive, but at the beginning you got to choose the race of your team, and no other walkthroughs of Human teams mention having a team of voice-acted troll NPCs fighting with them.

    You think they hacked in.

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    English
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    14,912
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    592
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    Nepeta is having trouble at the lab with Equius gone, and is waiting for his return when Karkat shows up needing a place to hide (From Equius, what are the odds?) Rated T for language, and some violence and then sadness because you know, it's homestuck. This is totes a headcanon fic I'm writing, while the trolls all live on their meteor and haven't died yet. This is my first fic so tell me what you think, and how it can be better!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,175
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    Your name is Nepeta Leijon. You live in an apartment in Brooklyn, New York and you have a "boyfriend", Gamzee Makara who has physically and verbally abused you for years. You feel all hope is lost until that one day you find him.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    148
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    Born in 19th century Bristol, Kanaya Maryam leads an unhappy life until the day she meets a beautiful stranger. This is the story of her 2nd life, filled with unreturned love, motherly instinct, and the search for a purpose spanning a century.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Aradia wants to spend her weekend afternoon shopping with her elder sister, Damara. The quaint mall boutique has a lovely selection, but once they get to the dressing room, attention is pulled away from trying on clothes-- and instead is put upon taking them off.

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    2,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    45
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    (Relationships/tags will be added once they show up in the story!)
    They told you to stay away from them, that they were dangerous. They told you if you saw one on the beach, the plan was to just leave it and let it die there.
    You didn’t listen to them. You didn’t stay away from him; you didn’t let him die on the beach. You wouldn’t have forgiven yourself if you listened to them, if you had kept him out of your life.
    Your name is Equius Zahhak, and you’re in love with a mermaid.

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    English
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    5,645
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    EB: OMG JEGUS DAVE
    EB: i was talking about your shirt size!
    EB: SHIRT SIZE!
    EB: because i saw a shirt that reminded me of you
    EB: and i was gonna buy it!
    EB: but now i don’t know if i want to!
    --
    Dave consistently misunderstands John and things just steamroll into conversations of the weirdest caliber.

    Language:
    English
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    5,426
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1197
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    July 7th, 1964 is a quiet day in the small town of Skaia. That is, until Kurloz Makara turns up face down in the creek behind the church. That’s when things get to be a lot more interesting for one Ms. Terezi Pyrope and her unfortunate acquaintance, one Mr. Sollux Captor.

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    English
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    19,307
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    273
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    Karkat was exiled and sent to death.

    He accepted his fate. He didn't realize that other people would fight on for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,001
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    352
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    It’s been a couple of months after the game. The guardians returned, and everything was back to normal.

    Except it wasn’t.

    Language:
    English
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    534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    14
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    There are unforeseen repercussions to being a mutant. John is not prepared to let Karkat go through them alone.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    594
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,047
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    455
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    Karkat has a new neighbor who's being more forward than he knows...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,800
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
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    Valentine's day is the perfect day for pranking. Really, it is!

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    English
    Words:
    2,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    127
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    "d-dad?.."john squeaked, looking around for his Dad.He was kind of scared, because he hadn'theard anything since the "OOMPH!" he'd heard from his Dad. But....nothing bad could've happened, right?...
    wrong.
    And it has to get worse before it gets better
    so much worse.

     

    my first fic, don't judge, will try to update regurlary, though if I get grounded I'll disapear for a few weeks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,388
    Chapters:
    2/200
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    42
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    You are John Egbert, and you, Dave, Rose, and Jade plan to buy as many troll slaves as you can afford for no particular reason besides justice and the overwhelming sensation of pity.

    You are Karkat Vantas, and you wonder why the ever loving fuck this pitiful human has saved your ass, and is playing MotherGrub to the rest of your species.

    You are the reader, and I hope you have a box of tissues ready in preparation for sobbing, and a quiet room alone in which you may sail your smutty ships.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,411
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    311

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