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    Thinking she won't understand what he's saying and just wanting to get it off his chest, Kankri confides in Damara that he actually does want to start dating someone. Luckily, or regrettably, for him she completely understands and decides to help him find his one true love...or anyone willing to take him.

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    Porrim and Latula play Troll Mario Party. It goes about as well as human Mario Party.

    Done for HSWC Bonus Round 1.

    "Latula ♠ Porrim

    Remember that time when Porrim thought playing Troll Mario Party would be a good idea?"

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    Fighting guys with guns was hard enough, but fighting an invisible gas that causes people to enter a deliriously happy homocidal state of being is even harder. For once, John's going to discover what it's like to have the air as an enemy.

    ((Basically a bunch of scenes from a never-going-to-happen sidestory of Real Men Wear Tights. I don't think I have it in me to write a full-blown fic out of this.))

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    Remember when John took Vriska on one of his Earth Dates? For HSWC Bonus Round 1. A response to a prompt by Dreamwidth user rockindandelion.

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    Nepeta is playing happily with some red yarn she found. But her play time is about to run out as she hears the Honking getting closer.

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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    Dirk convinces Equius to watch the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Dirk has made a horrible mistake.

    Done for Bonus Round 1 of the HSWC.

    "Equius/Dirk

    Remember when Dirk showed Equius My Little Pony?"

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    Your moirails in shambles and you might die tonight.

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    porrim

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    Heart relocated behind your eyes when you wake up, fucking annoyiong blurry spot that wont go away no matter how much you rub or blink.
    Head feels like it’s filled with cotton, blurry, distant can’t think straight what day is it?
    Mouth all wet, let it dribble down out of mouth, to tired, to distant to wipe away the irritating tickling sensation as it stops and gathers for a while in the crease of your chin and then continues and start to drip. Looks wrong feels wrong, wrong color wrong texture, wrong this wrong that wrong wrongwrongwrongwrong!

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    Cronus begins feeling the feelings of what is commonly known as flushed for the sweater clad Vantas, named Kankri Vantas. Kankri is trying his best not to be pulled into the seadweller's charm. Okay, maybe not his charm, but his personality. Not the outer one, the one that is nice and sweet and just wants to be accepted and loved. They both fight against their feelings, because Kankri is celibate, and to break his vow he thinks that he'll be judged and thought of as hypocritical, but we all know that nobody will really care all that much.

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    Hear through the grapevine that he hang low
    We can shoot a movie, we can bang like Rambo
    Boom boom pow this thing so bingo
    Wondering if he can understand my lingo

    --Onikka Marraj, Troll poet laureate

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    A garage band? With you? It sounds like a hoax or a set-up or a dream.  Maybe it’s all three. But...you’d be a fool to pass up this opportunity, just in case you’re in a reality that would allow something so nice to happen to someone like you.

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    Karkat is used to being a miner, working underground with other trolls for their human owners. He has all but given up hope of finding his friends; the ones he played the game with in his other life. All this is about to change, as Karkat is sold to a rich human named Dave.

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    Karkat lets Dave write something on the barista board for the coffee shop they both work at. He lives to regret it.

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    Amazing summer discount! Get twelve trolls for the price of ONE!!*

      *Includes two (2) psionics, one (1) animal communer, one (1) mind controller, one (1) chuckle-voodo clown cultist, one (1) ex-heiress to the throne, five (5) non-psychics with varying abilities, and one (1) mutant troll with nothing and everything to lose. Customer satisfaction not guaranteed.

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    Your name is Heather Jacobs, and you are Skaia High's official new kid. Now why does that sound familiar to you?

    This is an experiment in rewriting old fanfic to make a better story, complete with commentary and tips.

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    Remember the time following Latula and Porrim's one night-stand and/or fling when they defined their relationship?

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    Basically Kankri's so depressed he's ghost dying, doomed timeline Karkat is annoying him, and smut ensues :I And whatever else weirdness I decide to put in here. Last updated 8/27/14

     

    "You've been thinking this over for a while now, and have come to a conclusion- that there's no longer any reason for you to exist anymore. After all there are plenty of other Kankris around to take care of everyone even if they WERE to suddenly decide that they need you. You're sure the REAL Kankri would be a much better fit for them anyway, he has more experience after all. No one will even notice once you're gone. It's not like you've actually accomplished Anything during this time, anyway. In that area even Mituna's done more than you. But no worries, you're so at ease right now that nothing could take you away from this, you're so close you probably aren't even conscious anymore! Why would the option arise if it were the wrong decision to make? Besides, it's not like you'll be able to regret it later."

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    30/?
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