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    Dave strider has his eyes on a certain beauty new to his school. And damn can he work this jeans.

    (Lame summary don't kill me)

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    3/?
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    I did a self challenge, writing a drabble for each letter of the alphabet, and posted it on Tumblr. This is a beta'd and slightly cleaned up reposting of those drabbles. Short, fast, and bite sized.
    Tags updated as I add chapters, and comments are always appreciated.

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    6/?
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    Smut

    Second person pov, you are karkat

    I dunno how gifting works *throws porn at you and runs away*

    Nookworms are cool.
    (I just got this image of the 11th doctor wearing a nookworm instead of a bowtie someone shoot me)

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    July 7th, 1964 is a quiet day in the small town of Skaia. That is, until Kurloz Makara turns up face down in the creek behind the church. That’s when things get to be a lot more interesting for one Ms. Terezi Pyrope and her unfortunate acquaintance, one Mr. Sollux Captor.

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    13/?
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    5
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    Kurloz meets Kankri at a club, and Kankri takes him home to his shitty apartment.

    (Might continue this if you enjoy it, just write a comment about whether or not i should continue this.)

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    John's lying on the bed, his eyes wide as he stares at the ceiling. Tears pour down his bruised cheeks. His head is wrapped and so is his chest, you can see, underneath the thin nightgown he's wearing. You can see marks and bandages mar his pale skin. You feel like crying, and blink hard to keep those tears back. You clear your throat and step inside, trying to sound normal.

    "Hey Egderp." You voice cracks. Shit.

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    3/?
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    New high school graduates Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider have always known of each other, but they've never actually spoken. That is, not until their mutual friend, John, puts them together in one of the most unlikely of ways. Aside from that, John pairs them up at the most unlikely of times, too, seeing as Dave has just been hospitalized after being involved in a hit-and-run crash.

    This is a story about how a gift basket for Dave turns into a relationship between the graduated cool kid and the former debate team president.

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    9/?
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    6
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    Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me so you can finally see what's good for you.

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    1/1
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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    5
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    You’re not unfamiliar with fear, with the feeling of being hunted, but it’s different to see your hunter right in front of you. It’s different when it’s Gamzee.

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    This is much less brutal than this snippet suggests I promise.

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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice on this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

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    You knewv he had it bad for you, you made him wvanna swvoon,
    You got wit and style, a killer smile, and heftsacks like balloons.
    He’s been swveet on you for perigrees,
    You hooked him but you’re such a tease,
    Just glance his wvay, now – c’mon, please,
    givwe him another look.

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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    6
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    Vriska Serket is entering her second year in high school and is constantly surrounded by people who admire her. Not only is she friends with all of the beautiful ladies in the popular crowd, she seems to be the leader of their "group". Life seems to be going well for her until she notices that a few of her friends enjoy picking on a blind girl that has caught her eye. Without revealing her secret she tries to find a way to grow closer to the girl and put a stop to the bullying.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    14
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    Short stories with Karkat and Dave... as of now....

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    One of Kankri's least favourite classes was Maths-not because of the reasons most people dislike it, but because he had to sit on the same table as Cronus Ampora. He could not STAND Cronus. But... maybe he might not be as bad as Kankri initially thought?

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    2/?
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    Dave gets a sugar daddy and discovers the truth

    Series
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    1/1
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    2
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    Knights rescue damsels, but dragons take them home to play with.

    It's not like she can leave the kid to Cronus' weirdo creeping, though, right?

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    TG: this is the way we get drunk in the morning drunk in the morning drunk in the morning
    CG: THIS IS THE WAY SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT’S COFFEE
    TG: hoo boy touchy much
    TG: we should get together sometime
    CG: IF ANYONE’S TOUCHY IT
    CG: WHAT?

    In Which Two Internet Friends Finally Get Together In Real Life And Everything Goes Completely Off The Rails

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    AKA Ranchstuck!
    Dirk encounters Equius Zahhak, a worker for the local Neverland Ranch, as he was passing through town with his younger brother Dave. Like a duckling to its mother, he imprints and is enamored. After their brief encounter, will they meet again? (Hint: yes. Yes they do.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
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    25
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    3
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    104

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