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    Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA, and you're a WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY. You're known for your SICK BEATS and MIRACULOUS VOICE. Your DAD is a weird looking man always insisting on you calling him GOATDAD, making you wonder HOW IN HELL you were actually raised. You like to occupy yourself with BAKING, CIRCUS ARTS and WALL PAINTINGS. A few months ago you went through HELL because of a STALKER, and this has rendered your life into a CATCH 22 OF DEPRESSION AND DRUG ABUSE. The VOICE will not go away, and you have found THE MOTHERFUCKING SOLUTION.

    You are about to END your problems.

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    M'gann woke up in a strange jungle, on a strange planet that didn't even feel like her world. To top it all off, her team is missing and there seems to be something off, like the giant frog temple and the dig sites surrounding it. Upon entering, she's greeted with someone who seems to lack all emotion, just a sense of duty and a burden too big for one person alone. Will she gain a new friend on her mission to find her team and get back to her reality? Or is she stuck to fight this 'Lord English' forever? And what is this about a doomed timeline?
    Aradia tried to feel nothing, feeling nothing meant less pain if they lost this timeline. She tried hard to set the actions in motion, tried hard to save her friends, to be the leader they needed. Now that she's been sent back to the beginning of a sour timeline, she's ready to set the motions again, without the hope that they will live to see the end. She was prepared to go through the motions, of her friends playing Sburb, of them dying, and finally...Of dying as well. Now though, there seems to be a new 'player' that isn't in any other timeline. A so called "M'gann" who might have the ability to help them. Perhaps the timeline can be saved.

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    For the last two years, Dave and Rose have been living together, and it has been working out quite well. That is, until Dave killed her cat and she brought it back to life using the powers of a demon. And then she has a terrible idea and the rest of her friends have to deal with the consequences.

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    13/?
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    aka: the au were they all work at a pale brothel and pap each other

    karkat, desperate for a job, applies for a position at The Diamond Mine, a pale brothel. Poly Happens

    my first fanfic so please be nice to me.

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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    14/?
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    Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong with SBURB.

    (Updates every 7 or 8 days.)

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    Eighteen teenagers are setting off on a Pokémon journey. As they travel, they also deal with friendships, love, jealousy and heartbreaks, as well as an imminent cataclysm of multiversal proportions looming on the horizon. How will all this turn out? Nobody really knows. No, not even the omniscient narrator (and if you asked, she wouldn't tell you even if she knew).
    Pokémon © Nintendo, HomeStuck © Andrew Hussie

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    Its been over a year since the virus hit and world fell to shit and Dave Strider wants something more than the slice of peace he and his family have managed to salvage from the rot and ash that remain. When the chance to meet a new group of survivors appears, will the universe grant him one good thing that isn't total bullshit or is this all nothing more than a trap? How can relationships matter when there's nothing left to fight for?

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    Just a collection of Homestuck drabbles I'm writing to get myself more comfortable with the characters. Many of them will probably be set in a post-Game 'verse, so AUs from that will be mentioned.

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    Equius Zahhak had a childhood friend when he was little that moved away. Years later, this friend would end up saving him after he overhears a prank that is going to be played on him. He becomes cold and distant from many of his classmates. A couples years later, in high school, he is still the same way. Then, a new girl moves into town and flips his life. He still holds onto the thought of going to find the childhood friend he made, but maybe Nepeta will help him out of his shell, and maybe he'll help her overcome her insecurities.

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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    10/?
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    Now that the bad guys are defeated, the new universe is completed, and the game is finally done, the main cast needs something to do with their time. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the roast of everyone's favorite spider-themed pirate sociopath!

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    A small troll decides to have a baby. The small troll causes a series of events that will change everyone life... if living on a deserted planet after a paradox teleported all the trolls and all the humans here wasn't already a big change. A brand new adventure and comeback from JERRYBERRY96 after a long hiatus! I hope you will enjoy it!

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    For a heiress, Jane's pretty hardy.
    Too bad they're gonna use her to screw over the Condescension.

    For a rogue, Roxy's pretty nice.
    Too bad they're gonna use her to screw over the Complacency.

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    Steampunk AU, sequel to Lamplit.

    After a bitter and bloody end to John's first real romance - with Karkat, a hated outcast - the situation has rapidly worsened in the subterranean city of Darkhaven. As the dark closes in from all sides, and Lord English's iron rule becomes ever more violent and sadistic, John and his friends recruit new faces from the shadows to set the cogs turning in a scheme that might save them all.

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    Karkat is in danger and everyone seems to think the best decision is to send him to a boarding school. At least he's with his childhood friend, the lovely Kanaya. Let's see what happens.

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    Karkat Vantas is a mudblood with big ambitions

     

    saved as Karkat Vantas Is A Slytherin And You Can Fucking Fight Me in my google drive

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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

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    4/?
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    You wake up and realize this is not where you remember being last. This could possibly be problematic. - You wake up and realize that today is the day you begin your retaliation. This could go horribly wrong, but you're not thinking about that. - You wake up and realize today is the day your best friend must be culled. And you've got to do it. - You wake up and realize that you are likely going to die today. Remind me, why DID you start doing this in the first place?
    In which some trolls decide to start fighting against the government, and everything goes wrong. (Or maybe right, but in the wrong ways.)

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    In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)

    Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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