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    The dreaded evil plot bunnies have done it again, the crossover twissy pairing to end all pairings Malcolm Tucker x Janice McCann

    Plot: It's Scottish independence referendum time and a last ditch opportunity for Mr Malcolm Tucker to claw back something resembling a career before it's too f****** late.

    Shame nobody thought to warn him just what that would entail: kilts, haggis and a certain footballer's wife turned MP who it seems exists solely to drive him insane.

    Rated mature for Malcolm prefered language choices aka blue

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    Malcolm and Sam are now proud adpoted parents to Chanelle Smith (12) and Dean Kline (3).

    There's a new addition to the family.

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    21/?
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    Jamie MacDonald can't stand Olivia Reeder. And she definitely doesn't fancy her...

    (Thanks to stackcats for inspiring me. You rock! :) )

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    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    203
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    40
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    4
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    Having a relationship with Malcolm is difficult, difficult, lemon-difficult. So is growing up poor in Glasgow, being gay in the eighties, and rebranding a major political party. Jamie and Malcolm take a rough three decades to figure it all out, but in the end, it’s the journey that matters. Right?

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    Because if Malcolm managed to lose his temper and hit Glenn, then Jamie's probably done so as well.

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    One weird Shitmas was all it took to forge an implicit alliance made in the depths of hell itself.

    For Malcolm Tucker, life as he knew it was about to grind to a perfect halt and all seems lost. But maybe all his sick and ailing luck needed, was the right kind of Doctor.

    And, maybe, Malcolm Tucker will find himself surrounded by wasps, aliens and raving-mental psychopaths in fancy dress. And be fucking happy about it.

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    14/?
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    23
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    Malcolm Tucker has been at his new post as the PM's Director of Communications for only a week, but it's apparently time for his wizarding counterpart to make herself known.

    [Ministry of Magic AU, containing post-Inquiry story, small children being adorable, and fanon for the international wizarding community that does not comply with the Fantastic Beasts EU]

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    33/?
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    20
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    In the run up to the election, Malcolm Tucker is doing all he can to drag the party to the finish line - that is until a bright young teacher from Coal Hill manages to screw everything up.

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    A series of Sam/Tucker one-offs set throughout the four seasons. Mostly harmless fluff.

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    23/?
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    Malcolm has always been good at multitasking but what happens when a certain dark haired, bossy girl enters his life? Will he be able to deal with his job and a potential relationship or will he fuck it all up?

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    Eight weeks ago Malcolm ran into a woman he can't seem to shake off. He's not sure he really wants to shake her off, but she certainly doesn't seem like a good idea. Playing with fire never seemed so easy, and besides, hookers are just too expensive in this financial climate.

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    2/?
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    Nicola always found it a tad embarrassing that her grand entrance to DoSAC was made with nothing but paper and a pen. In a bid to save face she goes out on a limb and hires a member of staff for herself, hoping the new team member will be the poster girl for the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship, casting them in a light of inclusivity, diversity, positivity, and lots of other lovely words that end in -ity.

    Malcolm disagrees however. A wanton waste of the department's very finite budget, wilful capitalisation of a young woman. She has to go... Doesn't she?

    (I am appalling at summaries, sorry! Please just give it a read and see what you think. The actual -plot- behind this contains a lot more thought that I am making it sound like in the blurb. I'm just horrid at condensing >.> MalcolmXOC/Slowburn/OFC).

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    Another fake crisis, another late night, another pointless self-immolation. Malcolm wants to be done.

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