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    Pit ruins everyone's day by asking a terrible question. An argument ensues between Palutena and Dart over who answers it.

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    What if Simmons went through with a threat to change Grif into a ‘female’ in the Red Army's records while deleting the Blues? It is but a letter. Hilariousness, for everyone but Grif, ensues. S6.

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    Some day, he's going to thank them for it. Not today, though.

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    In every parent's life, there comes a time when your child approaches the cusp of puberty. And it's time to have a little chat about the birds and the bees.

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    A year has passed, and Peter and Wade are at a stand-still.

    SEQUEL TO BAD TIMING.

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    In which John gets drunk, things happen and Sherlock finds himself wanting them to happen again...
    Originally 4 part mini multichapter on FF. Johnlock slash. Bit angsty I guess but it'll all end happily I promise. Rated for kissing and swears.

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    How could someone promise both of these things? Easily when it’s Jim. He lives by a code and wants Blair to know about this code.

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    Getting the girl is easy compared to keeping the girl. Especially when you're a mutated turtle. And have no idea how to talk to women. And have to fight off alien invasions every so often. And have Raph as a brother. And probably should have stopped talking three sentences ago-

    Snapshots of Donatello and April's relationship

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    A series of one-shot fics that take place at various points in 'The Sum of its Parts'. The pack is coming together. (And also I've created a monster AU. Please send help.)

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    You are Dean's 15 year old daughter. He always had Castiel watch over you when he and Sam were away on hunts.
    A new hunt comes up where a demon is looking for virgins to kill. Dean sets in a panic thinking it's going to kill you especially sense you're a Winchester.
    Only to find out, you're not a virgin.

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    Harry gives a Talk to his Godson. A talk about Murderers. Mostly the ones in the family. And about the reality that is left behind afterwards.

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    Pietro and Tony eventually fuck. Pietro argues with Tony, Tony accidentally hurts Pietro, TMZ breaks the news, the Avengers hold a press conference and explain the difference between the accident and the media coverage, and Magneto comes to protect his son's integrity. In the end, they are still the same jerks.

    (Unrevised work)

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    After Percy tells his mother that he and Annabeth have finally started dating, Sally takes it upon herself to sit him down and give The Talk. Percy is, rightfully, mortified.

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    Dean gives Sam 'the talk'.

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    Basically Nick is everyone's little brother and so Monroe has to deal with all of his protective friends. Nick is being oblivious that everyone apparently looks out for him. Extra bonus points if he finally realizes that's why his last boyfriend disappeared in a hurry...

    Don't worry, the angst and death threat tag is for the things Nick'd friends threaten our poor Blutbad with, but no one gets actually hurt (as long as Monore behaves)... It's more Humor...

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    5/?
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    Percy tries to give The Talk to Nico. Keyword: tries. Implied slash relationships.

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    Yet another fill for badx2bathhouse.

    "You know, despite all his talk about "scoring a hot stud," and rampant flirting does Teddie actually know what sex entails? After all, it's not like the TV world is conducive to sex ed.

    Prompt: Investigation team has to give Teddie The Talk.

    Bonus if you have Naoto be all obsessively clinical and bringing in anatomy charts or something."

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    A few scenes from Loki's life from age 4 onwards that were important or just really cute to write about. Eventually building into Thor/Loki romance and marriage. First chapter: Nightmares

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    a collection of one shots including Niall Horan

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    Mike was going to kill Joel. Or himself. Whichever came first.

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