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    "In a house with a witch, three shinobi, and a meister-weapon team, life isn't exactly good, but no one can say it's dull." Oneshots set in the He'll Never Be My Son universe. Updates will be irregular.

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    What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Stop and think about that for a moment. Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.

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    Sirius tries and fails to give Harry 'The Talk'. Remus helps out.

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    Sniper and Scout are going out for a date but Spy isn't so sure that Sniper can be trusted to keep his son safe. So, what does he do? Oh - just give 'the talk' to Scout and interrogate Sniper, of course. (And obviously Spy has to ask some sensitive questions on their - ahem - bed business.)

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    In wich both the Namikaze and Uchiha give the talk to their youngest.

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    Remember that teenage demon Dawn was flirting with at Xander and Anya's wedding...? Well, now Dawn has a date. And Buffy has mom hair.

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    What if Simmons went through with a threat to change Grif into a ‘female’ in the Red Army's records while deleting the Blues? It is but a letter. Hilariousness, for everyone but Grif, ensues. S6.

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    Carlisle, I'm 103 years old. Do you really think I need to be getting the sex talk from you?

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    Pit ruins everyone's day by asking a terrible question. An argument ensues between Palutena and Dart over who answers it.

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    Some day, he's going to thank them for it. Not today, though.

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    In every parent's life, there comes a time when your child approaches the cusp of puberty. And it's time to have a little chat about the birds and the bees.

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    A year has passed, and Peter and Wade are at a stand-still.

    SEQUEL TO BAD TIMING.

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    In which John gets drunk, things happen and Sherlock finds himself wanting them to happen again...
    Originally 4 part mini multichapter on FF. Johnlock slash. Bit angsty I guess but it all ends happily I promise. Rated for kissing and swears.

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    How could someone promise both of these things? Easily when it’s Jim. He lives by a code and wants Blair to know about this code.

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    Getting the girl is easy compared to keeping the girl. Especially when you're a mutated turtle. And have no idea how to talk to women. And have to fight off alien invasions every so often. And have Raph as a brother. And probably should have stopped talking three sentences ago-

    Snapshots of Donatello and April's relationship

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    A series of one-shot fics that take place at various points in 'The Sum of its Parts'. The pack is coming together. (And also I've created a monster AU. Please send help.)

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    You are Dean's 15 year old daughter. He always had Castiel watch over you when he and Sam were away on hunts.
    A new hunt comes up where a demon is looking for virgins to kill. Dean sets in a panic thinking it's going to kill you especially sense you're a Winchester.
    Only to find out, you're not a virgin.

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    Harry gives a Talk to his Godson. A talk about Murderers. Mostly the ones in the family. And about the reality that is left behind afterwards.

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    Pietro and Tony eventually fuck. Pietro argues with Tony, Tony accidentally hurts Pietro, TMZ breaks the news, the Avengers hold a press conference and explain the difference between the accident and the media coverage, and Magneto comes to protect his son's integrity. In the end, they are still the same jerks.

    (Unrevised work)

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    After Percy tells his mother that he and Annabeth have finally started dating, Sally takes it upon herself to sit him down and give The Talk. Percy is, rightfully, mortified.

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