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    The Fae have long since removed themselves from the Wizarding World. Without their guidance, their gift of magic has become twisted into something darker than it should have been. The world has become corrupted, Voldemort is quickly rising to power, and the givers of magic decide to take drastic action. But will taking wizarding children and raising them with Fae knowledge be enough to heal the damage that has been done?

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    The Rebellion never happened. Instead, Brain ended up taking our favorite Tower brats to Grimoire Heart. Instead, Ultear ended up becoming a big sister to Jellal, Erza, Millianna, Shô, Simon, Wally, Richard, Erik, Sorano, Sawyer, Macbeth, and Cubellios. Instead, you get to follow them on their wacky, not-entirely-evil adventures! (series of one-shots) AU; pairings TBD

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    The Follow Up to "Who Do You Think You Are?"
    Buffy comes from a long line of Chosen heroes. Giles comes from a long line of dedicated Watchers. Everybody seems to come from a long line of something. This is what happens when the lines start to blur.

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    In spite of his reputation in the academy for being promiscuous, Jim's actually a virgin.

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    There was no pranking, but the talk... THE TALK was long overdue

    [don't read if allergic to emotions/ emotional moments]

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    The job is difficult and stressful and sometimes a hunter needs some relief, this is a collection of requests for porn without plot and general stuff, from Supernatural. I will take any request!
    To see what the chapters are just look at the names, usually they're very helpful :)
    There's:
    Wincest
    Daddycest
    Jacking off
    Oral
    Weechesters
    First Times
    Gay First Times
    Impala fun
    Wincestiel
    Destiel
    Daddyestiel
    Hanstiel
    Sabriel
    Debriel
    Wing kinks

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    Written for the KMM37 prompt: "Arthur/Merlin, first failed attempt at sex."

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    How about Mycroft and Sherlock as children? Sherlock's parents give him the sex talk, and Mycroft takes over.

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    What if Simmons went through with a threat to change Grif into a ‘female’ in the Red Army's records while deleting the Blues? It is but a letter. Hilariousness, for everyone but Grif, ensues. S6.

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    Sam wakes up and discovers something unusual. His first hard on has decided to surprise him, and he waits for John to get home so he can talk about it. John isn't very sympathetic at first because he's tired, but he sees how upset Sam is so he gives him the talk.

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    Dean gets the talk after waking up from a wet dream in the impala, John's very good about it and makes Dean feel less weird about it.

    Two different endings!!!!

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    Inspired by The Force Awakens Kinkmeme: Snoke decides it it time for The Talk with Kylo and Hux. He summons them to his chamber and gravely begins to go over the birds and the bees, in excruciating, rambling detail. Only he knows zilch about human anatomy, let alone sex, reproduction, or venereal diseases. There are frequent pauses, while he tries to gauge their response and they sweat, wishing only for merciful death.

    Snoke is pleased, afterwards, satisfied with their attentiveness and his own thorough explanation. They will sire good larvae. Or-- spores? Some sort of offspring, in any case. May they have a safe journey to the breeding swamps.

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    Based off this promt: can I get an AU where Kraglin and Yondu are in an established relationship and adopt peter as a son (because Kraglin REALLY wants a kid and neither of them can get pregnant) but are still ravagers who kill and steal on a daily basis

    you can do whatever you want with this!! a 5+1 trope maybe? some ideas I suggest

    + the use of Yondu’s pouch (males of his species have this to carry young)
    + homophobic ravagers + Yondu kicking predijuced ass
    + Kraglin giving peter ~the talk~ and insisting that species/gender isn't important
    + awkward guardians when Peter later introduces them as his 2 dads
    + Kraglin/Yondu being lovey dovey unaware they're speaking into the intercom and PETER CAN HEAR THEM WHILE HE'S TRYING TO PULL OFF A HEIST

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    A series of one-shot fics that take place at various points in 'The Sum of its Parts'. The pack is coming together. (And also I've created a monster AU. Please send help.)

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    Jonathan has had recurring dreams about his wife and a certain secret ever since high school.

    Twenty years later, he catches Jake in the act of something that tells him his "dream" was actually a memory. Then he confronts him on it.

    Basically just the Longs and their friends having some much-needed conversations and bonding.

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    When sexual innuendo goes way over Ginny’s head, she turns to her Diary for an explanation.

    (Ginny?

    Yes, Tom?

    Do you know what sex is?

    … Mum said only adults get to do that.)

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    Post WotL. Will wakes up and discusses stuff with Chiyoh and Hannibal.

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    Pro Stilese vždy bylo jednodušší schovávat se za vtípky a chytré urážky, které nepochopil hned každý - to byla dostačující satisfakce. Měl otce, který ho chápal a se kterým měl skvělý vztah i přes všechny ty problémy, kterými si společně prošli. Do nedávna i věřil v to, že má dlouholetou platonickou lásku - Lydii. Byla krásná, přímo génius a ke vší smůle úplně mimo jeho ligu. Přesto doufal, že si ho jednoho dne prohlédne trochu jiným způsobem než tím pohledem, který vám někdo věnuje, když ze sebe uděláte totálního idiota před plnou místností hormonálních puberťáků a odhopsají spolu do západu slunce.

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    Čeština
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    Reader's mum - Dís, Fíli and Kíli had to go to Iron hills and reader was left alone in Erebor for a week. Well, not so alone. Her uncle – Thorin is there too.

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    Fitzsimmons get kicked out of an Applebee's. Because reasons.

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