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    Jon's day starts going downhill when he gets thrown out a window. Luckily, he can fly now! Unluckily, and he can't get down again.
    It's a good thing (or not) that Damian's here to help.

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    1/1
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    11
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    35
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    7
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    Madoka Aoyama is 5th in her ranking rivaling the hotheaded suicidal bastard Eren Yeager. For the longest time she has idolized and been in love with his rival Jean Kirstein. His best friend Marco is the only one who knows of her feelings and helps in any way he can; but after they lose him their world falls apart. Will Madoka ever find the strength to confess to the boy she loves?

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    6/?
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    “Are you sure you want to do this now?”

    Frisk nods.

    “Okay, but, when I said this not talking thing had to stop, I didn’t mean this.”

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    4/?
    Comments:
    21
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    91
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    5
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    758
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    Human junk is seriously freaky, especially if you're an alien.

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    1/1
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    Victor and Yuuri attend Yuri’s exhibition skate only to be totally shocked by his flawless (and somewhat sexual) duo with Otabek. This triggers a series of events which lead to the two sitting in a restaurant, receiving ‘The Talk’ from Victor whilst Yuuri dies of second-hand embarrassment.

     

    "Now, repeat after me, I find repetition is beneficial for remembering things, LUBE IS EVERYTHING.”

    His raised voice made Yuuri wince, and he elbowed him sharply. “Victor. Shush.”

    Fearing the man would repeat himself in a louder pitch, the two teenagers whispered “Lube is everything.”

    “Louder. Enunciate clearer.”

    “Lube is everything.”

    “One more time.”

    “Lube is everything!”

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    30
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    Zaveid attempts to give Sorey and Mikleo The Talk. They are not impressed.

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    1/1
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    14
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    82
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    14
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    607
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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Karkat Vantas has a lot of insecurities, and doesn't know how to handle them. With the complications of high school drama thrown into the mix, Karkat must figure out how to cope with his issues, or run the risk of driving his friends away.

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    46,372
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    857
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    The job is difficult and stressful and sometimes a hunter needs some relief, this is a collection of requests for porn without plot and general stuff, from Supernatural. I will take any request!
    To see what the chapters are just look at the names, usually they're very helpful :)
    There's:
    Wincest
    Daddycest
    Jacking off
    Oral
    Weechesters
    First Times
    Gay First Times
    Impala fun
    Wincestiel
    Destiel
    Daddyestiel
    Hanstiel
    Sabriel
    Debriel
    Wing kinks

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    62/?
    Comments:
    340
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    501
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    41
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    30641
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    A series of one-shot fics that take place at various points in 'The Sum of its Parts'. The pack is coming together. (And also I've created a monster AU. Please send help.)

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    210
    Chapters:
    14/23
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1114
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    What would've happened if... [POV: Papyrus] & [POV: Undyne] Mixed (One-shot)

    Undyne and Papyrus decides to make a game to eradicate the useless ones in the Royal Guard. Of course, they place a prize for those who rank best in the Units... As long as it's within their budget.
    *Then Sans does the impossible.
    *Papyrus laments at his brother's idiocy.
    *Undyne sees the end of things.
    ...
    [Sans might know how siblings should ACT in a Kill-or-be-killed world.]

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    19,400
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    581
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    Bruce never gave Dick the Talk. Dick was grateful for that right up until the time Damian sat through his first health class and started asking questions.

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    191
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    22
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    The Fae have long since removed themselves from the Wizarding World. Without their guidance, their gift of magic has become twisted into something darker than it should have been. The world has become corrupted, Voldemort is quickly rising to power, and the givers of magic decide to take drastic action. But will taking wizarding children and raising them with Fae knowledge be enough to heal the damage that has been done?

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    16/?
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    201
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    There’s a moment of complete silence, and then he hears it: “Where do babies come from?”
    Levi promptly chokes on his tea.
    He waits a beat- then two, then three. She only stares at him, as if truly expecting an answer. “…You’ve got to be shitting me.”

     (Anonymous asked: Hi! could you do this prompt? Im always seeing fics where Mikasa doesn’t know about “where babies come from” so, I think it would be funny to read one where she does know, but Levi think she doesn’t, so it’s all awkward for him, so to mess with him, she explains to him where babies come from.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    26
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    2
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    356
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    Summary

    As time goes on, we become more real to each other.

    (or, the non-shumika drabble collection)

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    1,881
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    20
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    Albus needs to ask Scorpius an awkward question

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    2
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    13
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    2
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    Being her daughter’s friend that visited on occasion and reassured, somewhat falsely, that Bethany’s life as a Grey Warden wasn’t misery, had been fine so long as he avoided how madly in love from afar he’d been with Hawke. Now he was her daughter’s lover that shared her bed most nights and was entirely sure that Leadra was just waiting to ask Bodhan to very kindly mop up the mess Anders’ blood had made of the floor after she’d finished feeding him to their dog.

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    2
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    9
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    It's time for a serious father-son discussion, Gloin gives Gimli ‘the talk’.

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    2
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    "No, Rosie, Uncle Sherlock was not trying to eat Aunty Molly's face."

    Thanks to his best friend, John Watson is about to have an unwelcome talk with his precocious young daughter... But then, he knew that the birds and the bees would make their way to Baker Street eventually...

    Sherlolly all the way, POV John. Enjoy!

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    English
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    1,245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1292
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    Lena's been staying with the Danvers family for three weeks now, and it's great, but she has one problem. Her girlfriend doesn't seem to want to kiss her.

    or

    Kara's scared and Lena's worried.

    (This one takes place three weeks after I Know Places (you'll be safe). Honestly, I'm not sure which other ones you'd need to read before this one to understand. Maybe none. But check them out, if you want, it'll make me very happy :) )

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,871
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    379
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4810
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    One-shot collection focused on Sanji. He's harsh. He's sweet. He's also a total loser.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119,584
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    236
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    4828

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