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    “Do you have any idea what it feels like to be a bargain, an add-on to a contract, like an expansive vase to look good around a foreign palace?”
    Aramis tried to stop her words by lifting a hand tentatively, extended it towards her shushing her soothingly.
    “Shh, Madame…” “…to live only with the double-purpose to act as a hostage and a breeding mare?”
    “Madame, I am sure it is not going to be like that! You will be a beloved wife of the Sovereign of Sweden and mother to adorable children.“
    “Yeah, well what else could a woman wish for.”
    “I am very sure you’ll get to like it. There is nothing to fear!”
    “Isn’t there?”
    Aramis was sure they were both talking about the same issue, but he wasn’t sure if he wanted to get engaged in this topic, even less with the princess, especially in his current position and with Athos' eagle eyes upon him.

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    The Hero Queen of Ferelden and her best friend, Surana the Slayer, may have ended the Blight together but there are still threats around every corner. What happens when one of the Wardens arrives at the Keep early, before the attack? Not a simple retelling of either game. Will include the royal wedding, Awakening and eventually DA2. Rated M for violence, sex and language.

    Included the main tags for the whole fic, other stuff will be updated along the way (as and when I remember to :P)

    There is absolutely no need to read the 'first part' of this series, Sacrifices is completely stand alone.

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    20 moments in the relationship of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

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    12/20
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    What started out as a simple question for Italy Veneziano quickly turned into too much information. Human names used.

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    Demons Xander and Faith can handle. But when a small daughter asks That Question, some serious strategy must be considered.

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    Neji hates Mondays... too bad he has a week filled with Monday's luck. Poor Neji.

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    Prequel to Tell You're Father, but also can be read as a stand alone. Scott's secret is out of the bag.

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    Harry has a knack for knowing when his life is about to change. He doesn't have a knack for giving "the sex talk."

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    Embarrassed Harry tries to give his 15-year-old daughter the sex talk while Louis sits back and enjoys the ride.

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    "I can't imagine why Phryne thought I'd be the person to educate you; I've got as much use for handsome young men as I do thoroughbred horses, but you do seem determined to take one for a ride."

    On the eve of her wedding, Dot gets the Talk from Doctor Mac.

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    Jack Frost knows all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he starts dating Pitch, he braces himself for the most embarrassing thing possible - Getting the Talk from the Guardians.

    Jack doesn't know there are more embarrassing things - Such as HIM giving THEM the Talk!

    Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme.

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    I assisted in the creation of the horribly hilarious Crack!Fic idea of Arthur having The Talk a couple weekends again and somehow I've ended up being the one to write it. This is not my usual writing and I'm so so sorry. Not sorry about Arthur though.

    Please note: While something similar may have happened before Lewis died, this is not related to Kill Me Softly in any way shape or form.

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    While visiting with Padmé's family, Anakin tells Ryoo and Pooja the facts of life, and Padmé is less than pleased.

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    a collection of one shots including Niall Horan

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    Reid and Prentiss's daughter asks for a friend.

     

    This is a work of fanfiction and as such I do not claim ownership over the characters herein. It was created as a personal amusement. This story contains mature themes and shouldn't be read by those under the age of 14.

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    After finding out about Dean Winchester, Castiel's boyfriend, Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer decide to give their younger brother 'the talk'.

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    “...Seekers don't have SPIKES?”

    Ratchet turned and shrugged. “Well... not like we do anyway.”

    Wheeljack and Ratchet have an interesting and enlightening talk about the differences between a grounder and flyer frame. A fill for this kinkmeme prompt; http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/13205.html?thread=14844309#t14844309

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    What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Stop and think about that for a moment. Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.

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    A series of one-shot fics that take place at various points in 'The Sum of its Parts'. The pack is coming together. (And also I've created a monster AU. Please send help.)

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    15/?
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    Alfred could handle a lot of things. Bruce's budding attraction to girls was not one of those things. Cue Detective Gordon giving Bruce "The Talk"

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    Avatars need mentoring in more than just bending--something Katara knows better than most. (Ficbending)

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