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    Frank and Gerard's daughter does her vocabulary homework at breakfast, but Gerard is pretty sure these aren't words assigned by her teacher.

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    In which America must go to the doctor for Russia shoving a pencil up his ass, And Germany has the talk with Italy. Prussia is swimming naked in a duck pond with gilbird, and i dont even know what the fuck is going on with Japan and netherlands....

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    Legend has it that King Arthur had not one but three Queens, all named Guinevere. So, if you look at it from that perspective, by comparison, this story isn't confused or confusing at all.

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    English
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    15/?
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    39
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    5
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    1163
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    Tony thought not having children would mean never having to have The Talk. He was wrong.

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    62
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    85
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    6
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    627
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    A series of one-shot fics that take place at various points in 'The Sum of its Parts'. The pack is coming together. (And also I've created a monster AU. Please send help.)

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    English
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    53,990
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    17/?
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    701
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    1586
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    81
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    The Hero Queen of Ferelden and her best friend, Surana the Slayer, may have ended the Blight together but there are still threats around every corner. What happens when one of the Wardens arrives at the Keep early, before the attack? Not a simple retelling of either game. Will include the royal wedding, Awakening and eventually DA2. Rated M for violence, sex and language.

    Included the main tags for the whole fic, other stuff will be updated along the way (as and when I remember to :P)

    There is absolutely no need to read the 'first part' of this series, Sacrifices is completely stand alone.

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    53/?
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    355
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    114
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    10
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    2538
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    The Follow Up to "Who Do You Think You Are?"
    Buffy comes from a long line of Chosen heroes. Giles comes from a long line of dedicated Watchers. Everybody seems to come from a long line of something. This is what happens when the lines start to blur.

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    English
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    42,514
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    37
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    9
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    1
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    707
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    Yukimura still can't tell Shinonome those three magic words, his brother is sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and giving advice Yukimura doesn't want to hear, and Mikado apparently thinks Yukimura needs weird pep talks.

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    English
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    Haruka and Makoto are dating, which is not a surprise. Their routines are still the same, with bonus of more touching, kissing and the eventual sex. Are they able to fit their relationship into their daily lives?
    Yes, probably.

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    English
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    1/1
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    20
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    72
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    Madame Pomfrey hated this time of year. Still, it was a needed talk.

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    326
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    9
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    1
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    240
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    Jensen just wanted to get off on thoughts of his new neighbor. He never thought that anyone would just suddenly appear to kill the mood.

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    311
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    4
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    96
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    Life for Shima and Isaki is pretty much perfect, but one day, Shima notices a growing problem...in his pants.

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    2/4
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    47
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    258
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    [Parte 03] “En martes, ni te cases ni te embarques”. La mala suerte acecha al tercer día de la semana.

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    Español
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    20 moments in the relationship of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

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    20/20
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    The Stonehelm stood frozen in the doorway, his eyes were massive in his face and the hand that had pushed open the door was hovering in mid-air as he stared at his parents on the bed.

    (The Stonehelm walks in on his parents having sex... oops)

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    English
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    35
    Bookmarks:
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    If someone had told him twenty years ago he would be carrying sanitary napkins, tampons and infertility potions around as a matter of course, he'd probably hexed them six ways to Sunday, and poisoned their dog out of spite.

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    The 80's were pretty fuckin' rad.

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    1/1
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    32
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    461
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    Before Henry's first date, Regina and Emma decide that it's time for Henry to have The Talk

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    299
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    1/1
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    6
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    1
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    176
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    Getting the girl is easy compared to keeping the girl. Especially when you're a mutated turtle. And have no idea how to talk to women. And have to fight off alien invasions every so often. And have Raph as a brother. And probably should have stopped talking three sentences ago-

    Snapshots of Donatello and April's relationship

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
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    67
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    13
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    Podfic of 'Private Consultation' by foolishgames

    "I can't imagine why Phryne thought I'd be the person to educate you; I've got as much use for handsome young men as I do thoroughbred horses, but you do seem determined to take one for a ride."

    On the eve of her wedding, Dot gets the Talk from Doctor Mac.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    247

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