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    What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Stop and think about that for a moment. Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.

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    20
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    36
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    4
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    A series of one-shot fics that take place at various points in 'The Sum of its Parts'. The pack is coming together. (And also I've created a monster AU. Please send help.)

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    English
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    46,228
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    538
    Kudos:
    1303
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    67
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    40624
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    Alfred could handle a lot of things. Bruce's budding attraction to girls was not one of those things. Cue Detective Gordon giving Bruce "The Talk"

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    1,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    237
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    Avatars need mentoring in more than just bending--something Katara knows better than most. (Ficbending)

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    589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    82
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    "In a house with a witch, three shinobi, and a meister-weapon team, life isn't exactly good, but no one can say it's dull." Oneshots set in the He'll Never Be My Son universe. Updates will be irregular.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Sirius tries and fails to give Harry 'The Talk'. Remus helps out.

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    1/1
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    25
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    1
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    579
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    Sniper and Scout are going out for a date but Spy isn't so sure that Sniper can be trusted to keep his son safe. So, what does he do? Oh - just give 'the talk' to Scout and interrogate Sniper, of course. (And obviously Spy has to ask some sensitive questions on their - ahem - bed business.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    299
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    In wich both the Namikaze and Uchiha give the talk to their youngest.

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    English
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    525
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    140
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    Remember that teenage demon Dawn was flirting with at Xander and Anya's wedding...? Well, now Dawn has a date. And Buffy has mom hair.

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    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    32
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    What if Simmons went through with a threat to change Grif into a ‘female’ in the Red Army's records while deleting the Blues? It is but a letter. Hilariousness, for everyone but Grif, ensues. S6.

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    19,513
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    765
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    Carlisle, I'm 103 years old. Do you really think I need to be getting the sex talk from you?

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    1/1
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    Pit ruins everyone's day by asking a terrible question. An argument ensues between Palutena and Dart over who answers it.

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    Some day, he's going to thank them for it. Not today, though.

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    English
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    1,762
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    384
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    In every parent's life, there comes a time when your child approaches the cusp of puberty. And it's time to have a little chat about the birds and the bees.

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    English
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    1,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    135
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    9
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    1464
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    A year has passed, and Peter and Wade are at a stand-still.

    SEQUEL TO BAD TIMING.

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    English
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    4,199
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    198
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    16
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    2336
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    In which John gets drunk, things happen and Sherlock finds himself wanting them to happen again...
    Originally 4 part mini multichapter on FF. Johnlock slash. Bit angsty I guess but it all ends happily I promise. Rated for kissing and swears.

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    English
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    10,224
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1115
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    How could someone promise both of these things? Easily when it’s Jim. He lives by a code and wants Blair to know about this code.

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    858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    198
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    Getting the girl is easy compared to keeping the girl. Especially when you're a mutated turtle. And have no idea how to talk to women. And have to fight off alien invasions every so often. And have Raph as a brother. And probably should have stopped talking three sentences ago-

    Snapshots of Donatello and April's relationship

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    English
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    1,807
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1408
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    You are Dean's 15 year old daughter. He always had Castiel watch over you when he and Sam were away on hunts.
    A new hunt comes up where a demon is looking for virgins to kill. Dean sets in a panic thinking it's going to kill you especially sense you're a Winchester.
    Only to find out, you're not a virgin.

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    English
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    4,741
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1570
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    Harry gives a Talk to his Godson. A talk about Murderers. Mostly the ones in the family. And about the reality that is left behind afterwards.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    325
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    2

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