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    The Follow Up to "Who Do You Think You Are?"
    Buffy comes from a long line of Chosen heros. Giles comes from a long line of dedicated Watchers. Everybody seems to come from a long line of something. This is what happens when the lines start to blur.

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    6/?
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    9
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    Madame Pomfrey hated this time of year. Still, it was a needed talk.

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    Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.

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    The Hero Queen of Ferelden and her best friend, Surana the Slayer, may have ended the Blight together but there are still threats around every corner. What happens when one of the Wardens arrives at the Keep early, before the attack? Not a simple retelling of either game. Will include the royal wedding, Awakening and eventually DA2. Rated M for violence, sex and language.

    Included the main tags for the whole fic, other stuff will be updated along the way (as and when I remember to :P)

    There is absolutely no need to read the 'first part' of this series, Sacrifices is completely stand alone.

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    51/?
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    345
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    110
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    12
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    Jensen just wanted to get off on thoughts of his new neighbor. He never thought that anyone would just suddenly appear to kill the mood.

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    1/1
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    4
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    Life for Shima and Isaki is pretty much perfect, but one day, Shima notices a growing problem...in his pants.

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    2/?
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    2
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    [Parte 03] “En martes, ni te cases ni te embarques”. La mala suerte acecha al tercer día de la semana.

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    Español
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    20 moments in the relationship of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

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    English
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    20/20
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    151
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    11
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    5932
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    The Stonehelm stood frozen in the doorway, his eyes were massive in his face and the hand that had pushed open the door was hovering in mid-air as he stared at his parents on the bed.

    (The Stonehelm walks in on his parents having sex... oops)

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    1/1
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    5
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    30
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    1
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    If someone had told him twenty years ago he would be carrying sanitary napkins, tampons and infertility potions around as a matter of course, he'd probably hexed them six ways to Sunday, and poisoned their dog out of spite.

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    3/3
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    The 80's were pretty fuckin' rad.

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    1/1
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    Before Henry's first date, Regina and Emma decide that it's time for Henry to have The Talk

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    299
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    1/1
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    Getting the girl is easy compared to keeping the girl. Especially when you're a mutated turtle. And have no idea how to talk to women. And have to fight off alien invasions every so often. And have Raph as a brother. And probably should have stopped talking three sentences ago-

    Snapshots of Donatello and April's relationship

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    English
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    10/?
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    22
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    66
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    Podfic of 'Private Consultation' by foolishgames

    "I can't imagine why Phryne thought I'd be the person to educate you; I've got as much use for handsome young men as I do thoroughbred horses, but you do seem determined to take one for a ride."

    On the eve of her wedding, Dot gets the Talk from Doctor Mac.

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    Van Hohenheim gives his elder son the Talk.

    [Major spoilers for Brotherhood.]

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    3
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    Marigold is going through puberty, the stage where she needs her mother the most, but with La Muerte's absence, Xibalba will have to cope with any way he can.

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    He knew this day would come.

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    When the moment come, Sherlock has to decide between two paths, two desires.

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    4
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    993
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    Elladan has found a precious treasure. Elrohir is in awe, but for some reason Elrond is less than impressed. Then to make things worse, this somehow leads to the Talk. Non-canon.

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    English
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    “Do you have any idea what it feels like to be a bargain, an add-on to a contract, like an expansive vase to look good around a foreign palace?”
    Aramis tried to stop her words by lifting a hand tentatively, extended it towards her shushing her soothingly.
    “Shh, Madame…” “…to live only with the double-purpose to act as a hostage and a breeding mare?”
    “Madame, I am sure it is not going to be like that! You will be a beloved wife of the Sovereign of Sweden and mother to adorable children.“
    “Yeah, well what else could a woman wish for.”
    “I am very sure you’ll get to like it. There is nothing to fear!”
    “Isn’t there?”
    Aramis was sure they were both talking about the same issue, but he wasn’t sure if he wanted to get engaged in this topic, even less with the princess, especially in his current position and with Athos' eagle eyes upon him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
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