7 Works in The Supersizers RPF

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    In which there is no magical healing heterosexuality-inducing cock.

     She describes their relationship as "will they won't they... they won't" to the media. She is thin and dark and smiles easily and she's always quicker than him, taking the first drink and getting the first laugh. She’s taller than him and she thinks she looks better with glasses, but it isn't true. She's beautiful.

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    Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme: What if The Supersizers did a cannibalism-themed episode that crossed over with Hannibal? Who would be the guest chef? How would the human body parts be arranged for presentation at the beginning of the episode? Or would there be a lot of to-do over finding non-human meat substitutes for consumption?
    Would they innocently go visit Dr Lecter at the start and end of the week for their check-up and advice on what kind of physical/psychological toll cannibalism might take on them over the course of a week?
    Would Sue hilariously have to grind bones into paste for plumbing putty, or sew pillows stuffed with human hair on a Garrett Jacob Hobbs themed day?
    Would Giles get eaten by Hannibal for his rudeness?
    Imagine the voice-over menus: "Second course: liver served with fava beans, chianti.".. So many possibilities.
    UNFINISHED/DEAD FIC

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    1/?
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    Giles is technologically inept and attractive in a moustache, Sue is snarky and drunk. Beau Brummell is hopelessly confused by pretty much everything.

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    When in Rome...do the Romans...or something like that anyway.

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    Things progress and really it was inevitable

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    An irritatingly familiar tale leads Giles and Sue to an unlikely ending.

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    Giles is maybe a little chickenshit.

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    English
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    12
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    15

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