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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

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    Stuck in a college town with nothing to do, Amanda jumps at the chance to join punk band Rowdy Three on their tour across America as their replacement drummer.

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    5/?
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    It has to be impossible, because if Todd isn’t mistaken, there’s a human body attached to the tail, pale and lithe, with definite human arms, and blurry hair rippling over a definite human head.

    It can’t be real. Because there’s no such thing as merpeople. Todd knows, in the same way that every grownup person with an imagination eroded by reality knows that merpeople aren’t real. Neither are unicorns or dragons or fairies. In the same way that 1 plus 1 is always 2, and you inevitably have to pay taxes.

    Jesus, they kept this a well guarded secret.

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    loosely inspired by this tumblr post: https://dirkkgently.tumblr.com/post/158837999959/farahs-girlfriend-amanda-will-say-that-she

    i wanted to write a fun lil oneshot about dirk getting high and... this is what i wrote
    whoops sorry it's real angsty

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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    5/?
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    16,172
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    10/?
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    54
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    79
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    7
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    Now does every heartbeat
    Burn white heat in your blood
    I hope it doesn't matter
    I hope we swim up out of this flood

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    Slipping into their lives might've been the easiest thing Amanda has ever done.

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    Set some point after the finale, whether the last 10 minutes happened or not is up to you. One shot about Farah and Amanda living together with the rowdy 3. Based on the prompt “Play with my hair.” “No I’m tired.” “Babe please, I’ll sleep after I swear.”

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    1/1
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    1
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    Todd's parents see in colour. They do their feeble best to explain to Todd the unknown concepts of red and purple and green. Todd can recite off by heart which colours match where, that bananas and lemons and daffodils are yellow while the sky and the sea and the scuffed shoes that he slips on to his feet are blue. Despite this they all remain in the same stubborn range of washed out greys, dull and boring and empty.

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    Todd thinks the new British kid is annoying. Amanda thinks Todd should be friends with him. The Rowdy three are gr8. I don't know how to describe this.

    Dirk rlly wants to be friends with Todderino.

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    Filling in at the Electric Spin had been an unexpected development.

    [AU where Farah is a bouncer and Amanda's in a punk band]

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    When Todd and Amanda go to rescue Dirk from Blackwing, they're none to happy about their friends treatment...

    “That’s why we need to keep you here, so you can’t hurt people,” the Professor said. “You don’t want to hurt people, do you?”
    “No...” Dirk whispered.

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    2/2
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    36
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    He’s standing in the doorway to Todd’s kitchen with his mouth hanging open. His jaw muscles don’t seem to want to close themselves.

    Todd is singing. Was singing. He’s stopped, and is now instead staring at Dirk with his usual ‘what the hell’ expression.

    What, Dirk?"

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    Someone has beat them to it. That’s never happened before.
    They hate having their fun spoiled. Especially by some skinny white guy with a bloody nose who’s grinning far too wide.

    "Oh. Hi!"

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    He was lost-

    He couldn't find the ground-

    Until the sun came up-

    And the lost was found-

    Oh memories, where'd you go?
    You were all I'd ever known.
    How I miss yesterday.
    How I let it fade away.
    Dont fade away...

    In which Dirk is only a lost memory for Todd.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Dirk throws a party. Todd lies cause that's what he does best. Farah is so done with them. Estevez isn't sure what he's doing or why he's there but he deserves the world.

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    2,091
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    2/?
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    Todd always hated Valentine’s Day. It was the last holiday that he ever wanted to celebrate. Set following the heroic breakout of Dirk, Bart, and the Rowdy Three from the Blackwing facility. While on the run, Dirk and Todd stop at a convenience store to get food, clothes, etc., only to learn that today, of all days, is Valentine’s Day. Todd struggles with if he should get something for Dirk, who has probably never celebrated it before. Implications of love? Light kissing and awkward hugs as they run back off into the sunset.

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    36
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    2
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