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    He urges you onto your front and makes quiet shushing noises as he traces all the muscles on your back one by one like he wants to butcher you along the lines.

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    The tale of Dolorosas Lullaby and The Sufferers Final Sermon.
    [The lullabuy and sermon belong to their respective owners. Homestuck belons to Andrew Hussie]

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    Your name is ______ _______ and you are the only troll on earth.

    You live alone in your apartment with only the occasional visit from your Alternian troll guardian, Dolorosa Maryam.

    You have four friends, four very human friends, John, Dave, Rose and Jade.

    For now.

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    But the trolls did not account for failure, did not account for the black-bloods to fight back, and certainly did not account for what followed. Who could have known how much strength was in a black-blood? After all, they had only been around for a few sweeps.
    It was an absolute slaughter.
    ---
    Slaves under a typical black-blood master, forced to breed and work the fields, the trolls find new ways of living they never thought possible. Their children, however, have a different plan.

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    Humanstuck AU. Karkat is an eighteen year old trying to make it on his own. Gamzee is a rich kid looking for room mate in his apartment. Karkat takes up the offer and prays his new room mate won't hate him for being gay. Male x Male. GamKar. Rated M for sexual themes and triggers.

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    One does not escape from Her Imperious Condescension's ship. This goes double if one is a powerful psionic directly descended from the current engine.

    It's hard to have infamous Ancestors. It's hard, and nobody understands.

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    You are Karkat Vantas and you're tired of these arguments. This may be the third time today but it's been happening all week and you're tired of it. ((DualSign fic where they just have those crazy arguments that make their kids feel like they're gonna split. As a child of divorce I know how it tends to make the kids feel pretty awful.))

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    Second in the Wreckstuck series. The story of Her Imperious Condescension is the story of the Alternian Empire, you can't tell one without dwelling into the other.

    In which the Empress faces new trials and tribulations of rulership: a plague, two rebellions, social reforms, several assassination attempts, one uppity heiress challenge, a goddamn mutant with dreams (but not a prophet) and perhaps the greatest challenge of them all, a smug moirail who’s convinced he knows better.

    Includes a reality melting rustblood, political intrigue, a ruthlessly kind violetblood, awkward relationships, a honking mirthful mess of a purpleblood, a great plague, a prim and proper indigoblood, a blueblood rebellion, a self-important violetblood, meteors, a motherly jadeblood, cat puns, a well-meaning greenblood scribe, the institutionalization of the hemospectrum, a snarky goldblood slave, even more sandpits than Flotsam, a peaceful mutant idealist, copious betrayals, and an increasingly embittered fushciablood who just really wants to cull them all (most of the time anyway).

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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    Scrapping in space and staying a step or two ahead of the law, the kids and their guardians find an old derelict floating near the Fringe of Alternian space. What they find inside will challenge their troll business-partners in ways that they could never imagine. (Containing one deranged no longer empress, clones, space opera, multiple non-embodied intelligences, biowire, and lots and lots of bodies!)

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    "Sollux has been strung up in the Helmsblock alongside his Ancestor. This was the Empire's first and last mistake."

    -Anonymous Prompt

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    July 28, 2015: I'm out of town this weekend, so probably no update forthcoming until the following weekend.

    I try to keep the momentum going and update once or twice a week (usually Sundays) but sometimes I'm slow for a variety of reasons which may include any of the following: drawing art for a chapter, nonlinear writing, making a billion edits, writing something else, or being busy/lazy/sick.

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    John and his dad James are moving to a new place for a new start. Eager and ready for the new memories when things sadly turn sour for both along with many others lives following this downhill slope. What the heck is gonna happen?

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    The male ancestors, save Darkleer, end up getting drunk. Mistakes happen and someone gets pissed in the other sense of the word.

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    Evocis is a cattle herd who denied the existence of the gods until the day he met one. After that meeting, his life changes forever and he waits for the day he will meet the god Makara again. What he doesn't realize is that the world of the gods is filled to the brim with danger and long-held grudges, but with the god of life by his side, his safety is guaranteed. Right?

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    If there is an afterlife, dear, I promise I will see you there.

    Please wait for me.

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    BRO: lemme just take a crack here and say that ass aint no yolk
    BRO: i’d like to see it sunny side up ;)

     

    Getting a date through Grindr is not classy and sure, Denny's is not exactly the ritz but there's no way it can be as bad as the last date Si went on. Featuring one mention of bukkake, two ill advised snapchats and a series of increasingly poorly eggsecuted puns.

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    Everyone he loved would be ripped from him...that was the prophecy.

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    Everyone knew that the Signless was a dreamer and a speaker, he dreamed of what could be, of peace and equality in the Hemospectrum and he spoke of those dreams in his sermons. Kankri, although he has nothing to do with this, was a speaker, he could rant for days on end, although few would listen to him. Kankri never dreamed, not about the past, not about the future, not about anything. However, Karkat was like his ancestor in the sense that he was a dreamer and a speaker, he dreamed of the past, of what once was and he spoke of things he believed were needed for him and his friends to survive the game, they followed each word with precision (no matter how much some of them disagreed) and they trusted him with their lives. Karkat's dreams start shaping into something more well known to him and his friends, the beginning of the rebellion against the Highbloods, just sweeps before his ancestor was executed. Karkat meets and forms a brotherly bond with his ancestor, whom he proudly calls 'mini-me', although the Signless is hundreds of sweeps older than him. The pain of losing those who he calls family in the game was hard enough on him, what would happen if Karkat witnessed the execution of his 'brother'?

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    A game can glitch. It's normal, in some cases. But when a game brings back the dead, you know something's not right. Sgrub - the game that ruined the trolls' lives. After they escaped to a meteor in the Veil, Alternia exploded. Gone. Completely obliterated. Then - their ancestors appeared. Flickering like holograms before finally becoming solid. They were dead, of course - those glowing white eyes gave it away. Except the Condesce. Now, the trolls and their ancestors are hurtling through space at an ungodly speed.
    CRASH.
    They created the humans. Now they have to get to know them.
    And another glitch? The way they traveled through space, they went through a time rift.
    Welcome to medieval Earth.

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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

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    45/?
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