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    A collection of smaller NSFW things I've written for people on tumblr. Kinks and pairings vary wildly from piece to piece, so this is quite the grab-bag of porny adventures.

    Kudos to titianarchivist for the glorious pun that is 'fucklets' <3

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    English
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    7,259
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    30
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    In this doomed timeline, everything goes directly to hell.
    Dirk, Jane, Roxy, and Jake never entered the game, and when the big battle against The Condesce and Lord English came, they lost.
    Everyone lost.
    John, Dave, Rose, and Jade are 'enlisted' by the Condesce and the trolls...
    Well... John tries not to think about what happened to them.

    Series
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    English
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    7,222
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    182
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    In a universe far-removed from Earth's, there is a planet called Alternia, where an alien species called trolls celebrate a coming of age of sorts for every troll that reaches the age of 8 sweeps. This Great Gathering, as it is called, is a time where most trolls leave their species' home planet toward new horizons and homes abroad within their galactic empire--some toward greatness, others toward slavery. While this Gathering has been celebrated for over a millenia by trollkind, this particular Gathering will not be like any other before it...and two trolls of royalty will make sure of that.

    One of these trolls is looking to hold on to her chaotic regime.

    The other is looking to topple it.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    74,690
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    567
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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    135,931
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    157
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2165
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    Places, places, get in your places
    Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.
    Everyone thinks that we're perfect
    Please don't let them look through the curtains.

    Picture, picture, smile for the picture
    Pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister?
    Everyone thinks that we're perfect
    Please don't let them look through the curtains.

    D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
    I see things that nobody else sees.
    (D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
    I see things that nobody else sees)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    904
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    35
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    A variety of ships in many different situations, all written for the fifth bonus round of the Homestuck Shipping World Cup 2014.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,626
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    320
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    A friendly woman picks up a young boy on a clear, humid summer night. . .Being only nineteen at the time, a child is a big responsibility! She hopes to any power she could ever wish to that he will never face any difficulties, but fate has decided that that just won't be so.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,360
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    14
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    CG: IN CASE YOU *MUST* KNOW FOR SOME GOD-FORSAKEN REASON, I DECIDED TO TRY OUT MARTIAL ARTS IN MY NEW TOWN. I SAW A SIGN AND MY DAD SIGNED ME UP FOR A TRIAL.
    TA: and howd iit go
    CG: I MET KIND OF AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON, I GUESS. AT LEAST, HE WAS LESS OF AN EYESORE THAN ANYONE ELSE THERE.
    TA: ooh, CG ha2 a CRU2H.

    In which two oblivious dumb boys who are friends online accidently meet each other IRL through Taekwondo but don't realize it for a LONG TIME. Feat. Bro Strider as the head instructor, Terezi as Sollux's blind sister who knows what's up, and Sollux as the head instructor's assistant who's in charge of teaching new people.

    (Title is from a really lame Kpop song titled Wowowow by SHINee. Because Taekwondo is Korean, get it? Hah, author is lame.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,056
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    334
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,331
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2438
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    Feferi has begun a rebellion against the Condesce and her hemospectrum. However, it isn't until they come across a certain mutant again that the depths of what she has started becomes clear.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,147
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1232
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    You could never be angry at the trolls who lashed out against your words. After all, that's how you met your third apostle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    52
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    "The gr8est mistake I have ever made was asking the or8 when I would die.

    8ut as I revisited the prophecy surrounding this unfortun8 query, something struck me. I thought of the man I would have as a m8sprit centuries from now, who was said to command an army of 8easts. The one it called the Summoner."

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    31,699
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    155
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    It is because of a forgotten book that Eridan and Sollux meet in a library.
    Humanstuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    120,422
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2225
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    All my written fills for the fifth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of quotes, both real and fake, attributed to real people, fictional sources, or song lyrics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,795
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    249
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    In which Aradia Megido sets it all in motion and sits back to watch it burn.

    Or, the conclusion of Eridan's character arc and the beginning of the End.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,365
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    401
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    ==> Present Sollux: You know what you have to do.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,251
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    954
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    The Grand Highblood wasn't always so cold. His heart had been warmed by a martyr and now by a miracle. The Summoner isn't as kind as one may think. Is it possible for a once heartless troll to win the heart of another?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,800
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1365
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    This is an AU revolving around the psiioniic and his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,828
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1185
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    The prompt for this was the trope "I must scream".

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    37
  20. Tags
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    When Sollux's weekly routine is interrupted by a visitor who tags along this time around ((was written mostly to sort out my head cannons so yeah enjoy))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    43

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