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    Wanting to impress Dinorah Leijon, Silas Vantas adopts two young trolls, Kankri and Karkat. His friend, Simon Captor, tells him he won't last more than a month. Silas knows he can last at least a year.

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    Some trolls can carry eggs; they are marked with a blood-colored streak in their hair. It’s a rare but not unheard-of trait, usually found on the cold end of the spectrum. However, if they’re actually carrying eggs, it means someone’s taken them on as a slave – a “breeder.” In other words, they were hatched to privilege, but seriously messed up somewhere. Because a breeder slave belongs to whoever last used them as a pail…

    Dualscar Ampora, heavy with a clutch gotten on a fellow slave, is “rescued” by someone who turns out to be his own descendant. But the world he returns to is not as he remembers it! Suddenly surrounded by strangely familiar (and friendly?) faces, security for himself and his eggs is his most pressing concern - but will he ever figure out what the hell is going on?

    …Who are we kidding, he’s an Ampora.
    Luckily, he’ll have help – if Eridan can ever get his act together. But everyone’s got secrets to hide…

     

    A kinkmeme fill that took on a life of its own! I’ve managed to fit in a surprising amount of the original prompt. The fill started on the prompt’s repost here:
    http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/38154.html?thread=39085066#cmt39085066

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    Slightly experimental. I wanted to explore troll society and biology and this is what happened. Thought it would be interesting to see a human try and deal with suddenly being a troll. Yes its already been done numerous times. Not quite sure where all this is going. I have some idea though. Can anyone say Empire Rebellion? Might get a bit Star Trekkie later. Or at least SG:A. Does anyone even watch that still aside from me?

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    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Isoamyl acetate, also known as isopentyl acetate, is an organic compound that is the ester formed from isoamyl alcohol and acetic acid. It is a colorless liquid that is only slightly soluble in water, but very soluble in most organic solvents. Isoamyl acetate has a strong odor which is also described as similar to both banana and pear. Isoamyl acetate is released by a honey bee's sting apparatus where it serves as a pheromone beacon to attract other bees and provoke them to sting.

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    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are OFFICIALLY PERPLEXED.

    You have just received a strange package from your pal DIRK STRIDER, which you find somewhat concerning despite its general tone of GLIB HYPERVERBOSITY. Mainly because it includes several ITEMS OF IMMENSE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE that you happen to know for a fact he’d rather not part with, and with which you could probably make a KILLING on EBAY.

    Maybe this huge file that just arrived in your inbox from Dirk’s EQUALLY INSCRUTABLE DIGITAL DOPPELGANGER will clear things up.

    Jane: Read this weird letter.

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    Prepare your heart and loins in an epic quest to get back home. Adventures await, including action, comedy, romance, sexy times, not so sexy times and many, many more times! Be prepared to fall in love in the quadrants, out the quadrants, say "fuck the quadrants, space time continuim doesnt have time for feelings" and straight out shit on all the romance, a l l t h e r o m a n c e.

    Readers get to decide on what happens! Polls for each chapter!

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    Humanity could have adapted to trolls moving to earth Humanity could have adapted to monsters coming out of the ground. Having to deal with both at once in going to be interesting.

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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    Jake is just an ordinary boy that grew up with his Grandma and Mom telling him incredible stories about peculiar children and the world they live in. But when he finds his Grandma dead in forest he soon realises that the stories she was telling him are so much more than he first thought. With his new peculiar powers, will he be strong enough to defeat evil Jack Noir and his Hollows to save peculiar and human world? Will there be time to find love and more importantly; will it last? That and so much more sends Jake and his new friends on a mission to save both worlds.

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    Jake is just an ordinary boy that grew up with his Grandma and Mom telling him incredible stories about peculiar children and the world they live in. But when he finds his Grandma dead in forest he soon realises that the stories she was telling him are so much more than he first thought. With his new peculiar powers, will he be strong enough to defeat evil Jack Noir and his Hollows to save peculiar and human world? Will there be time to find love and more importantly; will it last? That and so much more sends Jake and his new friends on a mission to save both worlds.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    "Death is not the end. Death can never be the end. Death is the road."
    --Sri Chinmoy

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    Our story began with the children of these people, did you honestly think that was where it ended?

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    Things happen in this. They include:

    1. The kids becoming Pokemon Trainers.

    2. The Ancestors creating the Multiverse and all of the Pokemon including Legendaries and Ultra Beasts.

    3. Caliborn runs Team Felt.

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    “You boys should be more excited,” she smiles her big bucktoothed smile, “I’m sure you'll have a wonderful time.”
     
    “What makes you so sure?” John shoots her a look that he's not quite sure she noticed.

    Jolene laughs, “well, you really never know what will happen or who you'll meet at Camp Blacklake!”

    --

    eight children gather at a place in the woods known as camp blacklake to spend their summer vacation.

    what happens changes their lives forever.

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    Cronus Ampora is in need of a music scholarship, and as a final act of desperation he decides to join his high school's marching band, performing as a color guard member.

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    A group sidefic set in the lead up to chapter 25 of MC Escher. Comprises the free will section: >Dave: Look at the GAME PLAN

    The comic meme in the centre of Sollux's plan is, of course, KC Green's "This is Fine" dog, obviously I didn't make that.

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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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