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    "Hyperion City.

    "It was the next big thing, a dream among the stars. Rich people talked poor people into paying for it and architects wet their pants at the thought of designing it. Earth managed to become such a terrible place to live that no one bothered to save it anymore. They put all their effort outward, to create a place they could escape to once Earth finally fell. So, they went to Mars."

    An AU in which we follow our petulant detective and master thief through the beginnings of human expansion into the universe. Hyperion City is just getting started and everyone's trying to see what will happen and who will get more money out of it. When a threat that Juno can't ignore comes his way, it looks like he's gotten himself trapped in a mess he has no way of controlling. He must follow the whims of the richest person on Earth, or risk the lives of everyone he's ever met. A threat like that, however, does nothing to turn away the Thief Without a Name once he's interested in helping.

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    2/?
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    2
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    7
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    3
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    45
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    It's Juno's birthday and the stranger across the bar is looking /very/ nice after four glasses of cheap whiskey.
    What's a birthday party without a one-night stand anyway?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
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    72
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    Rita won a holiday to a faraway planet and who better to ask than your boss, right?! There's just one little, unforeseen issue: Juno gets space travel sick. Welp.

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    1,226
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    1/1
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    3
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    34
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    They're all tangled up in each other, like some wildflower bouquet.

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    3,159
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    59
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    557
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
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    56
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    in which juno steel has to deal with a situation in which he can't avoid the people who care about him, and everyone else has to deal with his inability to ask for or accept help in any situation

    Language:
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    106,825
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1953
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    In which Rita forces Juno to practice some self-care, because every lady deserves to be pampered every once in a while.

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    2,457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    85
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    Unbeknownst to the general populace, there are monsters lurking in the shadows of Hyperion City. Demons and Fairies. Vampires and Werewolves. Dragons, Grims, and Fauns. Though the diversity was, well, diverse, they all seemed to agree on one thing - Don't touch Juno Steel, unless you want to be chased out of town or killed.

    Peter Nureyev had heard rumors of this guy as he journeyed through the galaxy. Juno Steel, who never missed. Juno Steel, who instilled fear in monsters who knew no fear. Juno Steel, who protected a city that in turn protected him back with wild fury.

    No one knew what Juno Steel was. Peter didn't know what to expect, but it sure wasn't a human.

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    English
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    593
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    88
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    Juno has gone missing. Rita is searching for him. Unexpected help shows up on her doorstep. Rita and the unexpected help eat a lot of takeout food together.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    236
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    Stakeouts may be boring, but they're a necessary part of the job, and Juno takes them seriously. But that doesn't stop Peter from suggesting less-than-professional ways to pass the time.

    There's no harm in indulging a little as long as Juno keeps focused on watching for their suspects, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    190
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    In which Juno encounters a rabbit, a caterpillar, a cat, a Duke, a Queen, and another. Most of these are the same person.

    (written for masqueraided on Tumblr for the 2018 Penumbra Exchange)

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    3,063
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    78
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    Humans have so many silly celebrations, Arum shouldn't have been surprised there was one for the winter solstice.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    83
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    Peter's got a heist coming up in a few hours and still hasn't picked a name for himself.
    Things just keep getting worse from there.

    or

    This is why Peter doesn't pick himself.

    Language:
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    1,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    59
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    The important thing to remember is that he didn't plan this.

    He thinks he's going to enjoy seeing where it goes however.

    Series
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    576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    64
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    collection of jupeter one shots

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    350
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    42
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    Juno investigates a mysterious town that apparently popped up out of nowhere. He meets some interesting people. People that he'll never forget, and that will never forget him.

    Language:
    English
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    2,642
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    88
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    When Peter is very small, Mag takes his name and locks it away.

    But Juno has a way of finding things, even things he doesn't know he's looking for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    112
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    Sir Caroline was not against the Citadel holidays, Thy were simply inconvenient, like walking through a puddle in cloth shoes: brief, and easy enough to recover from. This year though, things have changed. She is to be a guest at the royal winter ball as a knight of the highest order. Even surrounded by friends, she doesn't feel like she belongs. Can one dinner truly change such a long held opinion?

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    English
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    2,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    33
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    They start small.

    Language:
    English
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    865
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
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    70
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    Peter Nureyev hadn't expected to return to Mars. Mars, however, had other plans.

    For benzaitensteel on tumblr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,753
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    163

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