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    I think I can figure it out. Music: Motion City Soundtrack.

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    She wondered how in hell Captain America wasn’t hitting that like a piñata every day and twice on Sundays.

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    Wendy Watson thought today was gonna be a "typical" Middleman day until she walked into a genuine Mexican standoff in the fake reception area for Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency A.K.A. Middleman HQ. Wendy didn't need to think about it, she fought her way through the group of people in front of her to be by the side of her boss, partner, and friend; The Middleman. "What the [BLEEP] is going on here? It is too [BLEEP] early for someone or a group of people wanting to kill us today!!!" Wendy looked up at her boss because he was standing on the reception desk and was completely shocked and disgusted when he said, "That man there. They're leader tried to rape me on a former case." Wendy slowly turned her gun's settings to the highest and said, "Oh, you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] rapist. We're gonna [BLEEP] kill you with EXTREME INTENT!!!" Just then the door behind them opened and a voice said, "WAIT!!! Hold your horses, you morons!"

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    "This is Ida with the Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency calling for Darcy Lewis. We're interested in assessing her for one of our temporary positions. If she decides to take a break from the pipe and show up, she can find us the following address.."

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    It’s just another day in the life of Wendy Watson, artist and Middleman-in-training. Another Art Crawl has come and gone. The latest batch of weirdness hits close to home. Pip is being Pip, and Lacey may or may not be being Lacey.

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    Once again, Wendy has to deal with Lacey's knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    Roxy Wasserman has a problem. Ida (reluctantly) helps.

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    Episode insert for The Flying Fish Zombification.

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    "Hey, what do I get my boss for Christmas-Epiphany-general-festival-of-expressing-love-through-capitalism-whatever?"

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    A crossover with the Marvel Cinematic Universe and ABC's The Middleman.

    I have no idea where this is going, but Ida's involved, so I'm sure there will be some attempted hilarity ensuing.

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    5/?
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    "Great galloping goldfish, Dubbie!" the Middleman said, sounding more horrified than a Victorian lady finding her niece in a compromising position with a few of the more virile stableboys. "Has the Chromatic Conundrum returned?"

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    The question "Is this a long-term relationship?" can't ever be un-asked. Especially when the answer is "Define long." Follows directly after "Finding Middle Ground." Published October 2008.

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    The first chapter of my nearby "Finding Middle Ground" from the Middleman's and Ida's points of view respectively. I don't expect to 're-imagine' any further chapters but this much was fun. Published February 2009.

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    Some men, you have to hit with a brick. A big brick.

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    In 1999, an ex-SEAL named Clarence accepts the post of Middleman trainee. His troubles are only beginning. AU to the series finale, different previous Middleman. Originally published July 2011.

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    In 1999, a different Middleman desperately needs some well-trained backup. But his leading candidate, a semi-disgraced ex-SEAL, wants nothing to do with him. AU to "The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse" because of a different previous Middleman but in canon with the 12 episodes actually broadcast. Originally published July 2009.

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    Wendy Watson is used to strange.

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    [9:37] Author's Summary: A lady doesn't wander all over the room and blow on some other guy's dice.

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    A lady doesn't wander all over the room and blow on some other guy's dice.

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    The head of Fatboy in the Mirror Universe gets some visitors on Christmas Eve.

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