15 Works in The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015)

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    When in doubt - write anyelle! Collection of drabbles and ficlets for various parings.

    Always open for prompts and requests. Both here and over on tumblr.

    Also! Most, if not all, are up for adoption! If you feel inspired by any of these please feel free to try your hand at expanding them! Just give me a link back because I want to read them. ;)

    Language:
    English
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    3,965
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    758
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    Series
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    English
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    623
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    27
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    After finding out his mother was the infamous Body Parts Killer, and all of those wee accidents you might have thought Fate was finished with Barney Thomson. You'd be very wrong.

    Language:
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    1,268
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    60
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    "Out the frosted windows, grey sleepy Glasgow was laid with quilted silver. The moonlight that managed to seep through the hanging clouds gave the snow a heavenly glow. As Belle turned back to her plate for a bite, Barney was tucked into his own, and from the looks of it he liked the penne and prosciutto, tradition or no.

    She was glad that she’d come to Glasgow, and that the awkward, cynical but still tender-hearted barber had stumbled – and quite literally - upon her path."

    A nice little nugget of fluffy goodness for my friend minticetea, for Rumbelle Secret Santa 2016.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    108
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    A very old cannibal meets a rather old serial killer, some might say it's a match made in hell.

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    English
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    1,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    61
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    First there was the train, (or maybe there was a break up then a train?), then a murder (but it was only a little thing, you know), then there was a rather humorous misunderstanding, and well… [RCIJ 2016]

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    English
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    2,785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    154
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    Barney and Belle share an unlucky star. Belle finds herself in an unsettling situation, but her devoted boyfriend Barney and his faithful friends are there to see her through.

    Language:
    English
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    6,083
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    126
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    Barney Thomson's life had just gotten back to normal when he meets a girl that has absolutely no business being interested in a boring barber like him, and that's after he's broken her nose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,111
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    597
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    Lucy Wallace had hoped to have lived up to her ambitions of following in her mother's footsteps, as one of the best detectives in Glasgow. However, despite finishing as top of over class and with said proud heritage to boot it seems as though the universe is set upon seeing her fail. She's nearing her 30th birthday, her mum's been locked up in the loony bin under suspicious of murder for five years and her bastard of a father died a year ago leaving her to pay off his debts on her own. Stuck working as a lackey for two over grown children with a pissing contest, it seems her only ally in life is a awkward diffident barber whom may in fact be the answer to her prayers.

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    English
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    1,753
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Hierophant's off on a hit in Scotland, but her hit happens to be the same man that Barney Thomson accidentally murdered. How can she not adopt this woobie, ASPCA-commercial worthy little scotsman?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,550
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    118
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    Barney comes to the library full of bad intentions. Belle has some bad intentions of her own.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    535
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    Tumblr prompt: Belle is the new librarian across the street from where Barney works. Every day he sees her pass by and makes up scenarios of how he could talk to her. One day, she enters the barber shop.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,615
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    443
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    Due to a totally believable set of circumstances, a group of doppelgängers are brought to the Hotel Anielle and told they can not leave until they bang. A good time is had by all.

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    English
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    7,765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    467
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    Barney commits another accidental murder, but it brings on a slew of problems he never saw coming.

    This is my RCIJ gift for the lovely applejackcat. The prompt was "Anyelle Battlepug AU"

    Language:
    English
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    8,280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    570
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    Barney Thomson muddles through life and tells himself he doesn't mind the loneliness. When he meets Belle French, he knows he will do anything to spend time with her -- even if that means taking her Creative Writing course. Of course Barney cocks it up, but following the tracks that come before that smoldering train wreck is half the fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,305
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    228

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