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    “Master Bruce, I believe it’s time that we talked about your feelings.”

    “Batman doesn’t have feelings, Alfred. And if he did, he would only feel determination…and rage. And, I mean, love for you, of course. And Robin. And Barbara, my platonic co-worker buddy who happens to be a girl.”

    “And…” Alfred cleared his throat and cast his eyes to the side meaningfully. “And what of the Joker, sir?”

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    1/1
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    11
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    1
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    Harley asks Joker if she can watch.

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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    Who knew opposites could attract.

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    English
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    374
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    13
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    Joker breaks into the Batcave without a plan. What's a clown to do?

    Watch Batflix. That's what.

    Also I wrote this very fast I hope it makes sense lol

    Language:
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    1,128
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    32
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    236
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    Joker likes to dress up.

    Three 100-word drabbles inspired by those weird sexy halloween costumes you see sometimes.

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    419
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
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    130
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    Lego Under the Red Hood

    Or the one where Joker accidentally kills a Robin and spends the rest of his life trying to make up for it.

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    855
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    1/?
    Kudos:
    24
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    3
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    161
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    Every hero has something to fear… Both old fears and new ones… Thankfully, hugs make it better.

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    3,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    203
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    Set directly after The Lego Batman Movie; Harley picks the Joker up from the Gotham docks where Batman and fam are having their moment to discover he wasn't as observant as his henchwench was--- and needs to get some answers!

    Language:
    English
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    1,930
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    454
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    Based on a drawing by @gayforbatjokes and the lousy degenerate mind of yours truly... Batman HAS to ally with the Joker in order to infiltrate a gang that the clown in cahoots with and the only way in, is disguised as Harley Quinn.

    Gonna be a multi-chapter event.

    Language:
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    10,091
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    721
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    A series of one shots and short stories taking place after the movie. Because with villains reforming, realms needing rebuilt, and a nobody becoming a somebody overnight, life in Legoland will never be the same.

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    268,604
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1175
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    When Robin calls out, "I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU, DADS!" In front of the news and a very confused Joker, everything and everyone goes haywire. Harley decides to call in an old friend and suddenly Batman's in a whole heap of trouble.

    Language:
    English
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    14,873
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1766
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    If Bats hates Joker, Joker loves Bats, Bats loves Jack, Jack loves Bats, Jack likes Bruce, Bruce loves Jack, Joker likes Bruce, and Bruce hates Joker...then who's flying the relationship?
    Or alternatively:
    Joker has to get out of the house and just happens to get out of the house at Bruce Wayne's house.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    24
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    627
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    in which lego dick grayson, jason todd, and tim drake are nightwing, red hood, and red robin respectively, only to come home to damian wayne holding their beloved title of boy wonder, and the man upstairs seems to have decided to destroy them all. [feat. afab nonbinary tim drake, trans boy dick grayson, and an imagining of the story in liveaction]

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    English
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    10,469
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    217
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    Based on my headcanon on tumblr that the Joker has a 'thing' for Bruce Wayne and has been sneaking into his parties/galas for months to 'find out stuff about him' as his main goal (so he claims) is to get at those billions.
    Bruce, however, figures it out shortly and starts messing with the Clown Prince of Crime-- who is steadily becoming more smitten with the bachelor. I've tweaked the idea a little-- and this takes place in a sorta hybrid Batman: TAS and The Lego Batman Movie universe.

    aka Harley is tolerable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,771
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2603
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    Joker's plan involved three steps.
    1. Convince Harley to admit her feelings for Ivy with a complex, action packed scheme.
    2. Kidnap and distract Batman to keep him from ruining his scheme.
    3. Watch his girlbuddy get her girl.
    The Avengers showing up wasn't apart of the plan, but honestly? It makes for good television.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,100
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2835
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    “How in the world did a raccoon even get in here?!” “Hmph. Raccoons are crafty creatures. They’re pretty much the bandits of the wild. Nature’s ninjas.” “It doesn’t seem all that bad to me.” “Life lesson #4, kid: Always expect the worst from an opponent - even the fluffy ones.”

    Language:
    English
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    4,157
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    143
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    Based on the Married comic that @gayforbatjokes is doing --- I asked, they yielded. Here is the fic that goes a long with this cute TLBM gayness.

    In a nutshell -- An Alternate Universe Batman and Joker arrive in (our) Gotham to help with some shenanigans and before they depart, the small bombshell that the AU Batman and Joker are married drops on our Bats and Jokes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,250
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    652
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    The same ol' song and dance changes its tune

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    English
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    559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Everyone argues, no matter how strong the relationship. Even crime fighting partners - and especially fathers and sons.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    17
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    3
    Hits:
    308
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    When Dick first comes to the Wayne Manor, he is ten years old and the house is big and cold and silent around him, so Dick fills it with songs. Dick becomes many things in that house - Robin, Nightwing, Batman; son, brother, mentor - but one particular song lingers no matter his age and role in the Wayne family.
    Over the years, the song somehow becomes a tradition.
    Oops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    801

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