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Getting Paid by octopedingenue for amaresu
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), X-Force (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics)
23 Dec 2011
"Deadpool, meet X-Force. X-Force, meet Deadpool. If you've got the money, honey, he's got the arsenal."
What happens in campus Illuminati assassin squad stays in campus Illuminati assassin squad.
“Please tell me that while I’ve been sleeping they’ve outlined their entire evil plan and it involves the ultimate destination of Disneyland, wherein they intend to torture us with screaming five-year-olds. Because this does not look good when left to the imagination,” Stiles said. He breathed it more than spoke it, giving kudos to whoever made werewolves that come with super-sensitive hearing. “And my imagination has been online for exactly two minutes already and I’m pretty sure Disneyland is the only possible salvation here.”
“Nobody’s mentioned Disneyland,” said Derek. Somehow, even without adding volume, he managed to sound his usual flat and annoyed. “They’ve mentioned somebody named Hutch and getting paid for turning in an alpha and beta. And the radio said there’s an Amber Alert out for you as of two hours ago.”
-- or --
What everybody did on Derek and Stiles' kidnapped-vacation while dodging the feds.
- Part 2 of The Parent Pack
“Remember when you came out here looking for dead bodies?” added Derek.
“Those times were slightly different than this time, when I’m basically asking to become a dead body,” replied Stiles.
“No, you’re asking to set up a meeting between the alpha of the territory and the hunters stupid enough to be in her territory,” said Derek. “You’re the messenger. People don’t shoot messengers.”
Because that was the stupidest thing that had ever crossed Derek Hale’s lips, a shot rang out through the preserve. Because this was Stiles’ life and it never wanted to just go smoothly. He couldn’t just take a walk in the woods and expect that was all that would happen, walking and woodsing. Never that simple. Instead he was suddenly grabbed by the arm and dragged along as Derek and Scott took off running.
... or ...
The Hale family guide to Dealing with Hunters When You're Dead.
- Part 3 of The Parent Pack