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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

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    Jake needs to make a deal with a demon. Dirk proposes some alternatives.

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    2/?
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    Rose comes back from the Tomb Colonies… changed. And with a problem with a bald devil.

    Kanaya, herself a devil, ends up in the unusual position of trying to save Rose’s soul from her old mentor. Alas. Complications. So compelling. Such little porn. Very wow.

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    10
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    Calliope is a lonely psuedoadoptee housed in a mansion with murderous mafia leader Doc Scratch, her malevolent brother Caliborn, and a troll woman with an Asian fixation who may or may not be into the good Doctor. It's really not surprising that she looks to the Internet in hopes of finding a healthy friendship.

    Dave Strider is on the cusp of adulthood, and is spending his last summer before college as he always does- surfing the Internet. It's one humid Houston afternoon when he logs on to a chat room and meets uranianUmbra.

    They're both hiding things.

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    7/?
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    He needs to go on a walk; he needs to clear his head. Stop thinking, relax, breathe.

    Mistake number one.

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    He huffs, concentrating on the cold, dusty concrete that’s pressed up against his cheek. Bloody spit trickles from the side of his mouth as he looks ahead and tries not to panic. If he focuses on the peeling patch of dry wall across the room, the spinning’s almost nonexistent, and he can almost convince himself that he’s okay, that a blade didn’t slice open his lip and a fist hadn’t rammed itself so hard into his left eye that he tumbled to the ground.

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    Sawbuck and Quarters don't get along well, but Sawbuck wants to charm up with him nevertheless.

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    1/1
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    "I told her not to fucking play card games for girls! I told her it would end in tears, but she didn't fucking listen to me, and now what the hell is going on? Demons raining down from the heavens like a good old-fashioned horrorterror blizzard!"

    Or, how Vriska sealed the fate of the universe, and what everyone did after that. Yu-gi-Oh/Homestuck snippet.

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    After a night of heavy drinking, Itchy, Sawbuck, and Quarters have some fun in the kitchen.

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    1/1
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    The rise and decline of Her Imperious Condescension, Meenah Peixes

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    24
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    Your name is Spades Slick, and the long-legged dame in pink dancing around your bar is gonna be nothing but danger. You can feel it.

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    3/?
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    In the heart of the city of Alterniaville stands the Scratch Hotel, an establishment famous for its unique architecture, high-class clientèle and ongoing feud with the Midnight Casino on the other side of town. However, beneath its dubious exterior lie more sinister secrets, and it’s up to the guests to confront them before it’s too late.

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    "A witch/author walks into the studio, mind a mess of eldritch agendas and hands stained with Pink and Jade. A shouty little troll, sentenced unjustly to the mineshaft. A vacant bed covered in blood. The Whispering forest trembles in fear of the figure who's carved wounds into their skin, whispering of the dreaded and mysterious Ohh Tee Pee. And some other stupid stuff with a clown religion happens over at Desert Bluffs, but who cares, that's Desert Bluffs. Welcome To Night Vale."

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    “I get all sorts of satisfaction from it!" exclaims Clover. "It depends on the context, very much so. Only hearts with you. With everyone else it’s only red balloons or just clovers or else it’s plain old business!”

    “I’m flattered.”

    Clover leaps from one foot to another in a momentary, enthused jig, before bolting forward to grab your hand. You manage to grab your crowbar before following as ze down the corridor. If you wanted to stop zir, you could, but you don’t. You don’t have a lot to do right now, besides these frankly near-pointless rounds.

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    Damara Megido, the Handmaid, was away from Beforus for only a blink of an eye, but when she returned she was changed. Angry, violent, sabotaging. This is a glimpse of what made her that way.

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    Lana converts to the MRA lifestyle.

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    Set in a fantasy world. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Hearts. He was forced into hiding by the ruthless Heart Queen, who has a bounty on Dirk's head. With the help of a faerie named Jane, a necromancer named Roxy, a deadly bounty hunter named Jake, and a whole cast of different creatures, Dirk will have to find a way to unit the rebel forces and defeat the Heart Queen to take his place as King.

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    The voice and clattered black text told you to lay down and die to achieve wonders beyond your imagination.

    Some mythical promise of eternal life through something called God Tier.

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    “You’re not the fucking boss; I am,” spits Slick.

    “Temporarily the boss.”

    “I’m the boss until I am fucking out of here and get to watch all of you die again,” he says, gesticulating with the cue stick threateningly. “I’m not gonna bother with the stupid pins. That’d be way less satisfying than stabbing each of you over and over and over again. Which is exactly what I’m gonna do.”

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    Summer has come to a close in New Jack City and the question on everyone's mind is this: what has Rose been up to and why is she so hush-hush about it?

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    Chapters:
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