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    John's world is torn apart when he tests positive for the disease that threatens humanity-a disease that turns normal people into violent monsters, with grey skin and yellow eyes. He's quickly taken from his town and dumped in the fenced-in city 'Haven', where all the diseased go to live out their remaining days.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    First in the Wreckstuck series. The story of Her Imperious Condescension is the story of the Alternian Empire, you can't tell one without dwelling into the other.

    In which a young seadweller’s misadventures lead her to eventually save trollkind from extinction through humorously violent shenanigans and a Pact with the Powers-That-Be, along the way developing her relationship with trolls of various bloodcolors, as well as establishing her general character before she is finally crowned Empress of all Trollkind.

    Includes a shit-stirring rustblood, meteors, a sheltered brownblood, political intrigue, a too-cheerful-to-live goldblood, gory war, a violently idealistic limeblood, a Stepford smiling Eldritch abomination, a monosyllabic greenblood, desert sandpits, a monstrous jadeblood, more war, a monologuing tealblood, more sandpits, a hyperactive blueblood, violence, a lazy indigoblood, excessively detailed reproduction talk, a thrill-thirsty purpleblood, obscene descriptions of pails, a spiteful violetblood, but mostly just violence and the facepalming, deadpanning fuchsiablood that might or might not cull them all by the end of it.

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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    In a civilization where aliens have populated Earth in the extinction of their own planet, two beings live to stop the people from reaching their full potential. Her Imperious Condescension and Lord English, who have taken the entire planet under their thumb under the guise of Englis)( Incorporated.
    In a civilization where people are born with the potential to control Aspects and gain superhuman powers, four guardians had fought for a world they'd known, and for the future of their children's charges.
    In a civilization on the brink of dystopia, eight kids find their way around the rules set for them.

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    After thousands of sweeps doing the dirty work of a certain fellow with a cue ball head, the Handmaid finally returns to the house of said excellent host. Needless to say, she is in a bit of a need concerning...stuff. The cue ball headed fellow isn't amused.

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    John and Karkat are high school roommates during their first year at A.H Prep, and we all know there's a storm before a (really gay, sunshiny) rainbow.
    Feelings get complicated, and they get complicated fast.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    21/?
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    It had been a lovely day for an excavation, and an even lovelier day to run to Sollux’s house and tell him everything she had found at her site. With her bag slung over her shoulder and filled with her most prized possessions: a hat, her archaeology gear and all the things she had found today that she could fit in there, she began her long walk. She couldn’t wait until she could be able to attend college and study anthropology and history in order to be able to become the archaeologist she always wanted to be. Aradia was having a great day.

    It was not a lovely day to have her blood spilt all over the tarmac.

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    "The troll whose name is written in this notebook shall die."
    - Rule #1 of the Cull Note.

    Needless to say, when Karkat Vantas finds it on his 7th wriggling day, shit begins to get real alarmingly fast.

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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    In a world of mystery and darkness, some things are meant to be kept secret.

    Karkat Vantas is a new student at Skaian Fields Night School. He'd prefer to be anywhere else.

    The life of a student is hard, but things can get really tricky when your classmates are monsters, spell-casters, mutants, and psychics.

    It's even trickier when you are even weirder than any of them.

    Romance and magical conundrums are bound to ensue, but beware of the things in the dark.

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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

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    30/?
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    19/?
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    “Now spread your wings, Avian! Spread your wings and fly!”

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    Your name is Vikki. You decided to skip school today and explore the dark alleyways of town. You hope to get into some trouble.

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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    55/?
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    Grab your M1, boy, you're heading to war.

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