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    Karkat-
    Abused, depressed, self-depreciative, curse-happy, bullied, incredibly kind and sensitive, and miserable, as well as self-sacrificing. When his brother Kankri, the only nice one in his family is killed by being beaten to death, he's finally ready to jump. But when he tries... some asshole decides to 'save' him?!
    Dave-
    Rich, happy, egotistical asshole, stoic, a nice person and a terrible rapper. When he goes for a walk l8 one night, he's looking for some fresh air- not a front-row seat to some kid who's ungodly pale and reminds him vaguely of his teacher committing suicide. Being the model citizen he is (ha!) he decides to grab him around the waist as he's about to fall 50 feet to his doom, henceforth saving his life. But he's far from gr8ful, he's pissed! And how the fuck is a fourteen year old so light anyways???

    While these two very different people never met, talked, or thought about each other, it only took once for all of that to change. Neither could get each other out of their heads, and when Karkat is dragged to (who would've thought??) Dave's birthday party, they realize there's more to each other than first anticipated.
    Please r & r!!

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    It really begins when Dave wake’s up in a certain seaweed brain’s bed and suggests that Hera is the goddess of flamboyantly gay men.

    With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it’s just that he’s not a demigod. He’s something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.

    Update: 12/9/14: (Graphic violence doesn't come in until Chap 18. I don't know why I'm telling you this)

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    NB: It should be noted that it is not required for one to have watched Avatar: The Last Airbender, or its sister show, Legend of Korra, to fully understand this work.

    Destiny is a strange thing. While the world waits for the newest Avatar, an Air Nomad, the Northern Water Tribe war machine prepares to instigate chaos the likes of which living memory has never seen. Sixteen children from all four of the nations find themselves bound together by the strings of fate, and it is their actions that will decide the course of history.

     



    One can only hope that fate picked the right people for the job.
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    John is not the only one who protects all of Alternia from memory loss and nightmares, It isn't until he meets a whole group that go by the name of " Dreamcatcher " sharing the same goal and something even more to the outcome of John Heir Egbert.

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    There is no path that leads in or out of the Unknown.
    The Unknown will come to you. And when you are finished, the Unknown will leave.

    Dirk and Dave are lost. They're lost and these strange people sure aren't being helpful. There's a whole town dressed up as scarecrows, a man who's sure he's being stalked by felt (of all the things), and an schoolhouse being harassed by a wolf-thing. No one knows which way to point them, so they're forced to rely on the advice of an extremely rude cardinal named Karkat.
    As the nights grow longer, the days grow colder and the thing in the shadows, the beast and the woods-woman get closer every hour they spend in the Unknown.
    And the end is not in sight.

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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

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    Princess Calliope was born with a curse that made her green skinned and bald. After a stunning revelation, she goes off in search of her 12 brothers who disappeared the day she was born. Along the way she meets the cheerful princess to the neighboring kingdom, makes a deal with a sarcastic and cryptic fairy, and finds that there's more to her curse than a simple wish gone wrong.
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    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    Six Kids beat SVURB, the game that ends the universe, and are launched back into normal life after spending three years in the game. The attend a small high school, and are subject to all the throws of it, but with a twist: they still have their god tier Powers. Terran Newman, Knight of Space, Selena Malark, Maid of Rage, Thomas Karrah, Page of Heart, Karrie Windel, Seer of Time, Garret Hillet, Rogue of Light, and Jordan Lakman, Bard of Doom, struggle to readjust to normal life, and maintain their position as Gods in their Universe. And just when they think they are getting back to normal, they are thrown back into the fight when another group of Players enters their universe, with an army of aliens on their tail, and an omniscient demon with an oath to kill them.

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    A complex, harrowing dystopian work- WDYMICD explores Dirk Strider's transition from a human mortal, to an immortal android in a cruel society with a caste based on intelligence. Livid and restless, he is forced to live with Jake English, a relentlessly happy gun fanatic with dreams of leaving the city of Alternia. As time passes and their relationship deepens, the city around them gradually unravels into something more horrifying than anyone could have ever anticipated.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Dave Strider, bartender at The Green Sun, didn't sign up to lug a bleeding troll back from his job at 2:30 in the morning. Karkat Vantas, ex-florist and amateur journalist, sure as hell didn't sign up to get dragged back to some idiotic human's hive. Their liquor-heavy meeting is only the first of a chain of unusual events that end with several New Austin politicians dead, and two wordy dudes on a mission to find the killer.

    (Title is from "Black Sun" by Death Cab for Cutie)

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    A high school alternate universe that follows the adventures of a freshman by the pseudonym of Crowbar. Co-written by my spouse, beta read by Jack "Doritohat."

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    God, Dave needs to tell someone. He needs to tell someone before it is too late. When he tries to tell John, he gives up and decides to call for help.
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    Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas decided to work together to make a special Suicide Hot Line for people in their community. With the help of their friend Sollux, They build up a website, get together a small group of people, and rig up some phones. They are ready to help people. With Karkat as the leader, and John the voice of the group, the hot line is a success. One day while on the phone, John gets a call from someone very important to him, and it changes his perspective on things.
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    Dave is done, God, he is so done. Who needs him anyways? He isn't truly wanted. Who cares if he is gone?

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    Normality is a wonderful, yet unappreciated thing. We take what we have for granted and don't realize we love it until it's ripped away from us.

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    Rose Lalonde was warned not to tamper with the Necronomicon. However, her mind is set on a particular goal and the chain of events she'll kickstart will prove to change the world as a whole.

    Dave Strider is her estranged brother, wondering what on earth could have happened to his sister. The mess he's dragged into because of her actions will force him down a path of loss and dark indulgences. He will not fall alone, however, as the rest of his family and friends are made to suffer the consequences as well.

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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    Some people see college as a way to re-invent themselves. Others see it as a new chapter of their lives just waiting to be filled with adventure. Either way, everyone agrees that college is a time for new starts.
    For John Egbert, it's a chance to plan for the future and enjoy life alongside friends both new and old.
    For Vriska Serket, it might just be a way to finally forget. But old secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you, no matter how hard you fight to keep them buried.

    Web Building and Other Tricks of the Heart is a story of first tries, second chances, and learning that even when the world feels like it's come crashing down around you, it can always be re-built.

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    Dave finds himself wallowing in misery at the foot of his brother's grave, when a pale man in an equally pale suit pulls a gun on him. Dave is dead, bro is dead, and everything is hopeless. That is, until Karkat finds Dave's spirit wondering aimlessly around his grave plot. Karkat takes him to the Realm of Reapers, where Dave was expected by the Omnipotent One was expecting him. Dave is to become a reaper of time, and collect souls. He is to be partnered with the annoyed and begrudging Angel of Blood, Karkat Vantas himself. Can Dave manage his new job? Will he be able to handle the life after death, and what about his promised reward for death; His Brother?

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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    5/?
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