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    "Let's get married."
    "Okay."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Love is hard, especially when in a zany town under constant observation. Carlos knows this all too well. But, he and Cecil love each other more than anything, so surely they can handle it.
    Right?

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    Well holy hecking shit, it seems nobody else has done this yet, so me and my equally heroic friend have taken it upon ourselves to gift you with this hot mess of a crossover. You’re welcome.
    Shit happens, our Reds and Blues end up in Night Vale, and everything goes about as well as you’d expect. Which is to say, it quickly spirals out of control, and shenanigans commence.

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    3/?
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    It's Cycle 27: Our heroes find themselves in a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while everyone pretends to sleep.

    (The crossover nobody asked for but I realised I absolutely needed.)

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    4/?
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    In an alternate timeline, Carnivals are not to be feared. Also- Carlos is here!

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    The more you wish for something to be perfect, the less it will be.

    Cecil messes up, but everything has to be perfect in the end. Right?

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    After a long and grueling campaign, Cecil Palmer is now the President of the United States. He has a knack for politics, a staff full of talented people, and a nation that, if not loves him, at least tolerates him. However, President Palmer has a secret, a secret which, when revealed, may cause the whole tower to come crashing down.

    Updates every other Sunday

    (next update: 11/12)

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    15/?
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    Dedicated to a family member who just recently lost her beloved companion. This is also therapy for me, so be warned, this will be short and possibly tear inducing.

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    Surviving an internship at Night Vale Community Radio is much harder than the interns suspected; Cecil aspires to become the next host at the station, the successor to Leonard Burton, but between being an NVCR intern, working through the long-standing issues with his sister, Abby, and creating a whole new kind of Sheriff's Secret Police ordeal, he's really not sure if he'll ever get to achieve his dream...

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    9/?
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    1
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    Ever since Carlos was little, he and his daemon have been fans of Dr. Lyra Belacqua. Both as the most groundbreaking experimental theologian of the 20th century, and as the heroine of dozens of fantasy-adventure children's stories (based very loosely on her own mysterious childhood).

    But Lyra's true legacy is still bigger than Carlos ever imagined...until he took a team of scholars to study Rusakov particles in the most theologically interesting community in Hispania Nova. Now his own day-to-day life is full of things like angels, witches, hooded spectres, portals between worlds, vague yet menacing branches of the Magisterium, and a man who walks around without his daemon and can read an alethiometer as easily as a stop sign.

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    56
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    Where was Carlos during the events of Cal? He was right there, the whole time.

    The whole time.

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    1/1
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    • Cecil Palmer, ripping himself apart over what he should wear on his first date with the scientist. I told him to take the tunic. It was the one with the least mothballs.

    • Jackie Fierro sitting on her couch, drinking orange juice. Forgetting her past.

    • And you.

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    "Someone's going to kill you some day, Cecil, and it will involve a mirror..."

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    1/?
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    Mathematics tells us that a pyramid is one of nature's most stable shapes. Triangles, though, can be another story...

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    I’ve decided to start this diary because writing is an important kind of creativity, and these years are supposedly the best of our lives. Well, that’s what the Faceless Old Woman says. I’ve also read many books that were diaries, and if I’m influential enough, maybe this’ll be published one day. Considering I hope to reread this, if my ideas flow freely, maybe they’ll inspire me to write a story eventually. It’s hard work, considering writing utensils are illegal.

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    4/?
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    Sure, their relationship is odd and messed up but hey, it's Night Vale. Nothing is odd and everything is normal. Kevin could freely love his boyfriends. And nobody ever told them otherwise.

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    Fetishes come in many different forms. For Cecil, it pops up when Carlos decides to be a rebel. Carlos, of course, has no clue what he's doing to excite the Voice, but he sure isn't complaining!

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    "It’s not as though she hasn’t seen blossoming romances before; hopeless infatuation, one-night stands, break-ups rescinded the next day, there are so many different ways relationships can go. There is only one way she wants this relationship to go."
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    The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home does her part to get Cecil and Carlos to the next level in their relationship

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    Carlos has always known that he needed to get to a town called Night Vale- It was in the music, after all!
    Even his first song ever had expressed what he'd already known deep down.
    Night Vale, strangely enough, seems that it's got practically a million more songs than most. Luckily, you can't get in trouble for the stuff you sing when you're stuck in a tune. After all, you can't control what you sing.

    A mostly canon-compliant fic with a lot of behind-the-scenes non-canon material, and a whole ton of musical soundtrack. A musical AU in which people are sometimes compelled to sing, and that's just life.
    Inspired by partially, but hopefully not copying, Night Vale: The Musical by SailorPtah.

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    A Nightvale Community Radio episode

    as told through the perspective of how, and where (and whether or not) some of the more prominent citizens of NightVale sleep.

    Or, a night in the life of a long distance relationship (Carlos/Cecil).

    Cecil misses Carlos and I had to fix it, but the best I could do was the fictional equivalent of kintsugi/kintsukuroi.

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    1/1
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    15
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    3
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