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    Барни не сможет избавиться от Конрада, сколько бы раз в него ни выстрелил

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    Русский
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    Before they land and begin their next mission, Gunnar has a question for Isabelle, the team's temporary translator, and it's not "do you think these pants make my ass look good?"

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    1
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    Church gave them two months to capture an arms dealer. The minute they cross the border into Russia, the fight for survival will begin. One step wrong and they're all dead, new translator included. It even surprised him but Gunnar likes Belle. She's abrasive, hates Barney, and might be a traitor; she also brings out his worst, and no one wants that.

    Finding a balance with the other will be mission impossible if they don't live past tomorrow.

    Language:
    English
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    18,857
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    1
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    Lee has an idea, Billy is hesitant, but Lee convinces him anyway.

    Language:
    English
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    2,135
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    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    185
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    Barney shaves off the mustache.

    Language:
    English
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    540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
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    3
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    225
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    Barney can never get rid of his ex-boyfriend permanently, no matter how many times he shoots him.

    Written for challenge #442 - "resurrection" at slashthedrabble.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    110
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    Tool can't help it. Taking enjoyment while Lee suffers? Of course he's a demented bastard.

    Written for challenge #440 - "congratulations, it's a ___!" at slashthedrabble.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    428
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    Close to the edge of madness, if not over it, are a team of young agents hired by the international organization of NATO. Whether it was a matter of political issues or power, they were met by the old school team, who proudly call themselves Expendables. Friendships, family, pain and torture are what builds the world of their understanding in reality. (OCs mainly) rated strongly M.

    Language:
    English
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    21,248
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    1
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    121
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    Casey rescues Barney.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    51
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    All Barney wants to do is finish reading the mission reports, but his boyfriend is an annoying little shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    349
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    While Lee tends to his injuries, Barney develops an itch that needs scratching, and it's driving him mad. Doc's new partner offers a suggestion.

    Language:
    English
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    324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    Luke meets Lee at the Old Point, but before he crosses the line, he calls Deckard to confirm it's not him.

    Of course Deckard's not going to pass up an opportunity to sleep with his boyfriend and doppelganger.

    Written for challenge #429 - "deja vu" at slashthedrabble (except I went well over the max word count.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    476
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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a woman set to inherit a good fortune, must eventually fall in love with her translator/bodyguard.

    or, Camilla and Isabelle figure out an alternative to standing around all night amongst the artificial social climbers.

    Written for challenge #526 - "special" at femslash100.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    33
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    Caesar and Doc don't feel like cooking one night, so Hale goes straight for the cereal, and Doc decides to find out exactly who Kira (their daughter) is more possessive of.

    Language:
    English
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    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    47
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    Barney asked Maggie to do him a favour, so she did. What she didn't expect was to fall for her protectee.

    Written for challenge #086 - "sweat" - at femslashficlets.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
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    20
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    Gunnar learns just how talented Yang is outside of the bedroom when he finds a new hobby.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    643
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    296
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    Maybe inviting Gunnar over will end any residual tension between them. Maybe it will start an orgy, who knows? Either way, someone's going to have to help them eat that fucking turkey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    626
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
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    130
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    All you need to know was really in the tags. This is a little ficlet of Yin and Gunnar fooling around in the hangar. I'm thinking about writing a sequel, or a prequel or something, maybe even with a little bit of plot, but we'll see.

    Oh, and this is unbetad, all mistakes are mine. I hope there aren't too many of them. Kudos and comments highly welcome! I hope you enjoy reading this!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    997
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    249
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    Kenzie is six months pregnant when an ugly part of her past reappears. Gunner is forced into desperate action to save Kenzie and his unborn twins. Rated M for language and situations. Please read and review.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,975
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    157
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    For years now, Barney Ross has been Expendable. It's not a lifestyle for everyone, and he remembers each loss as if it happened only the day before. So when a new threat emerges and aims to destroy the one thing he has never truly had, his team have to kick it into high gear to save him from being completely destroyed. Because if this goes south, they might never get him back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,352
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    595

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