12 Works in The Couch

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    You are not a nasty ass couch. You are a great couch. You have supported this hockey team through hours and hours of video games, movies, twelve hour television marathons, make-out sessions, hook ups, day drinking, evening dinners, kegsters, Tuesday nights, and every moment in between. You manage to hold four hockey players at once on most nights and have held up to nine during a Superbowl party. You keep approximately thirty dollars in change safe for them and often the television remote and sure, Shitty still has no less than three school IDs tucked into the cushions but it’s not your fault that he never bothers looking properly for anything before going off to pout to Zimmermann and having him buy him a new ID.

    Hell, one time you managed to produce a condom for Holster mid-hook up.

      The point is: You do great work. You have been given one of the hardest jobs a couch can have and for the last nine years, you have done. your. job.

      So, screw you, tiny freshmen. How dare he judge you.

     Coda to 2.6, as told by The Green Couch

    Series
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    English
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    1,498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    273
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    Patrick jane wasn't looking for love, but when a case concerning a poisoned woman turns into something darker, he and Rigsby are pulled together in ways he never thought possible.

    Language:
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    2,499
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    1
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    82
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    707/mc cuddles??

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1043
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    Especial por el cumpleaños de Haru.

    Los logros llegan lentamente. Haruka aún debe esperar por ellos pero nada lo detiene.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    14
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    "Drk tuk out his fngrs n put his dong in Stlz."

    Ths iz EXPILCT and NFSW!

    Alos smking ht, dnt sy i neva wrnd ya!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2850
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    It starts off with a girl. Girl meets couch. You know the rest.
    BUT THEN, THE COUCH TURNS OUT TO BE ASEXUAL AND SHE'S JUST PROJECTING HER OWN FEELING ONTO IT
    so actually this is a tragedy

     

    haha nuh, this is just crack.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    How The Couch feels about what happens in episode 6x07.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    -Drabble Collection- How much can you say in one hundred words? Quite a lot, when you come to think about it. Various genres, characters and pairings, but predominantly Jane/Lisbon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,100
    Chapters:
    61/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    5479
  9. Tags
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    A collection of random, prompt-based ficlets. Will probably be mainly Jane/Lisbon, but different genres. Chapter 12: Crossing Lines

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,441
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
    7
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    503
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    Jane meets someone new at the office.

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    English
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    1,022
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    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    149
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    Between the two of you, there’s no need for words.

    Language:
    English
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    1,399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2085
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    When Jane is killed by Red John, the couch will have its revenge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,044
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1

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