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the brief reflections of The Signless as that batter witch, The Condescension, states her deathly sordid monologue.
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but this is such a good way to remind him that his body doesn't belong to him
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It's the day Homestuck ends.
You get home and open your laptop.
You open the MSPA bookmark.
You click to the final slide.
it's a blank screen.
with four words written under it.
look out your window.
it's raining meteors.
you turn back and open the pesterlog.
i have prepared you all i can.
Farewell.
and you click the sBurb link that's providedSeries
- Part 1 of sBurb Gamma
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Dave Lalonde is an internationally famous movie director. Dirk Strider is his creepy stalker.
Dave makes a lot of bad decisions, but he is probably his worst.
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While battling Queen Crocker, Sailor Heart encounters a problem. She has outmatched him and it seems this would be the end. Until the unexpected arrival of another hero changes the tide of battle. Will the two be able to stop her?
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It’s a long story about life on the tyrannical planet known as Alternia: how it can, at times, be full of puns on the physics of space and tasteless jokes told at another’s expense, and how it can, at other times, be full of broken limbs and ships rocketing away into the dark of space. They aren’t exactly optimists, but over the sweeps, they've found that being together has a tendency to fill it up with the former.
But the other thing about Alternia is that it doesn’t matter if you’re a peasant or a prince, it always has a tendency to screw you over. Or maybe that’s a love thing.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and this is your life.
Part of the Sherlockbound Universe.
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- Part 4 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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Sins of My Religion (Close the Door) by AssumingDirectControlofMen
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
22 May 2013
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Homestuck/Apocalypse AU. On an Alternia inhabited by trolls and humans, it was prophesied years ago that when the birth of the Son of the Messiah came to be, the world had only five sweeps remaining until the end. A baby boy is found on the steps of the MatriChurch, and is given the name Karkat Vantas--while a necklace of the Signless is found around his neck. The sign of the Messiah. Hidden away by his surrogate mother-sister Kanaya and her fellow Sisters, it is hoped that the prophecy won't come true--but when meteors are sighted on his fourteenth birthday, and demons and angels come a-knocking, the end seems to be coming, and there are two fates ahead of Karkat: kidnapped by the demons, who use his power to burn the world, or kidnapped by the angels, who use his power to 'cleanse' the world. As a last ditch effort, Kanaya elicits the Seer of Light's help, whose cousin is the Knight of Time--a Knight who will be paid handsomely if he can safely escort Karkat to the mysterious Altar of Blood on the other side of the planet, perhaps the only possible third option that will stop The End. The only problem? It's looking like Dave's falling for the New Messiah, whose blood will be spilled regardless of the option they choose.
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- Part 1 of Sins of My Religion Series
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Almost a sweep after the events of "Beautiful Jewel", Marquise Spinneret Mindfang has put her Gamblignant skills towards a new mission, inspired by her former matesprit, Porrim Maryam. However, the Marquise is still a wanted woman: a young legislacerator, Neophyte Redglare, has been tasked with bringing Mindfang to what passes for justice on Alternia. Her zealousness for this task brings her into Mindfang's grasp, where a dance of deceit and caliginous romance begins... and ultimately ends tragically for them both.
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Viva la revolution, Nerdstucks!
The year is 1992. Across the country, the first faint stirrings of revolution echo among the warmblood masses. The Condesce sits in Tyrian House, a tyrant waiting to be overthrown. The times are changing. In Houston, Bro Strider, DJ, languishes in a cheap apartment and works clubs that he hates just to make rent, unaware that there is anything more or less wrong with the world than there was yesterday, or the day before.
Until Meenah Peixes dances into his life.
(There is an ASK BLOG associated with this series, where you can give scenarios or prompts to the author and ask the characters and author questions, and it can be found here: http://askthenerdstucks.tumblr.com/)
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- Part 1 of Nerdstuck!
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Separated for months, Aradia and Equius grow distant. But the impending marriage of Princess Feferi to Lord Eridan Ampora draws all sorts of people to the capital, including the mysterious Lord Scratch. Could there be a chance for reunion? But if there is, at what cost?
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- Part 5 of Thronestuck
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Sollux is almost a regular teenager growing up in New York city with his dad and Twin brother Mituna. His life has always been messed up since the accident that killed his mother and made his brother 'special' but he never expected it to get even more fucked up. The day his father tells him that he is getting remarried to the witch that owns Betty Crocker makes a million negative emotions go through him. He hates moving, hates his dad and everything in particular and swears that he will never like his new family or accept it. That is until his feelings start to change when he meets the Amporas who live with their cousins in the Piexies massive mansion since their mom dies when Eridan was just a baby and their father a few years back in the navy. from the moment he sets his eyes on the smoking hot Eridan Ampora, Sollux knows that the hate he feels will be hard to cling to.
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A sweep out of secondary training and down almost every friend he's ever had, Karkat Vantas is stuck eking out an unsatisfying existence as a supposed rust blood in the empire's lowest pay grade. It isn't until his college flush crush Sollux Captor returns out of nowhere one night, boasting strange new knowledge and powers, that he's pulled into something greater. Because not only is the bright red blood he's spent his whole life hiding from of the utmost importance, it is literally divine.
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Terezi Pyrope is a mid 20s detective in a rinky dink detective agency who has been cordially invited to a dinner party by an old friend, however the said to be wonderous night takes a disastrous turn when one of the party-goers is found murdered, it is up to Terezi and an old colleague to find out said murderer;
Before every last attendee is murdered before the morning
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Karkat, a Free Runner with unwanted ties to one of the biggest gangs in Can Town. John, the son of an ex us marine who wants to live free like the wind. Both have goals that they will need each other to achieve.
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Bits and pieces attached to the main storyline of Hivefled, kept separately for tidiness. Ratings range from G to X, so tread carefully.
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Jade Harley is the heiress of the Crocker Corporation, and one fateful night, she contracts amnesia and loses all of her memories. She is found by some Trolls who raise her on a remote island. Ten years later, she reappears and is discovered by Dave Strider, who wants to make a profit, and John Egbert, her twin who wants to serve a dish of cold revenge on their "grandmother". Meanwhile, they are hunted across the country by the one who started it all: Jack Noir. (Based on the movie "Anastasia" from 1997)
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After the Sburb session, The Condesce comes to destroy Earth but is somehow defeated. Trolls are enslaved to humans and sold like candy. -
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She should have stayed in bed.
She should have ignored the music.
She should of had control over her temper.
But no, look at the mess she has gotten into, all because Dave Fucking Strider couldnt keep the noise down. Now she has to deal with Bullets flying around. And how a certain Hipster Douchebag is trying to unravel her secret.
And who is this Clown? Why has he taken an interest in her? After one night?
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