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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

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    A non suburb AU in which the world is flooded by the Condesce and Roxy becomes the last person alive.

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    7/?
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    3
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    16
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    The Grand Highblood was easily the most terrifying motherfucking troll on Alternia. Other than Her Imperious Condescension of course. So why the motherfuck was the little know-it-all tealblood not afraid of him? And why the motherfuck can he not bring himself to cull her for her motherfucking smart ass mouth??

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    1/?
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    5
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    This Unit's registered designation is BROBOT. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting voice profiles, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

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    English
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    8/?
    Comments:
    39
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    27
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    4
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    456
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    Your name is Meenah Peixes and you can't stand your weird scrawny white-boy buoyfrond. At least, that's what you think he is.

    Now your name is Dave Strider, reputable gang leader of the Dersites, and you really REALLY hate this fish chick's knack for getting in your way but damn do she got the booty.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    1
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    160
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    On Earth, the last man atones for his past actions.

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    62/?
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    101
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    12
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    As the Ministry of Magic's new policies based on lineage begin warping into something resembling a caste system, Eridan Ampora must decide if he wants to go against his family and everything he was ever taught to stand by his friends. When he's not trying to beat back his own prejudices, he's left wondering why his romantic life is such a wreck, while also trying to get his insane Quidditch captain to tone it down a little.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    13
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    1
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    Jake English has lived in the city of Becker all of his life, a famed city heralded by the Crocker Corporation and one of the government's leaders that established the town as a semi-dictatorship. But for Jake it's day in, day out with nothing changing until one day the tram he takes to work every morning gets switched due to an emergency. What he doesn't know is this one chance he tries to be brave and put himself in danger is the day he recieves a mysterious gold business card, giving him access to the highest tiers in Crocker Corp's popular cyberspace game, The Landscape, a place where your wildest dreams can come true. The part Jake is set out to find is that The Landscape isn't all what it seems, and with a little help from the Corporation's most popular program Dirk Strider, they're about to unlock a conspiracy neither of them thought possible.

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    1/?
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    In a universe far-removed from Earth's, there is a planet called Alternia, where an alien species called trolls celebrate a coming of age of sorts for every troll that reaches the age of 8 sweeps. This Great Gathering, as it is called, is a time where most trolls leave their species' home planet toward new horizons and homes abroad within their galactic empire--some toward greatness, others toward slavery. While this Gathering has been celebrated for over a millenia by trollkind, this particular Gathering will not be like any other before it...and two trolls of royalty will make sure of that.

    One of these trolls is looking to hold on to her chaotic regime.

    The other is looking to topple it.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    24
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    715
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    Sixteen children with crime-related powers are taken in by an institution run by the mysterious Condelle. (Humanstuck, Superpower AU)

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
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    17
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    2
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    Have you ever done something wrong for the right reasons? Have you ever felt the sting of guilt that evolves into a poison that kills you from the inside? Vriska Serket has.
    Have you ever lied and blackmailed under the guise of law? Have you ever turned away from your motives and struggle to look at yourself in the mirror? Terezi Pyrope has.
    Have you ever cried out in the name of God for death? Have you ever felt so helpless and futile that even the mention of your own name makes you break down? Feferi Peixes has.

    This is their intertwined tale.

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    1/?
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Mapple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tirant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
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    17
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    2
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    In this doomed timeline, everything goes directly to hell.
    Dirk, Jane, Roxy, and Jake never entered the game, and when the big battle against The Condesce and Lord English came, they lost.
    Everyone lost.
    John, Dave, Rose, and Jade are 'enlisted' by the Condesce and the trolls...
    Well... John tries not to think about what happened to them.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    16
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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

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    Princess Calliope was born with a curse that made her green skinned and bald. After a stunning revelation, she goes off in search of her 12 brothers who disappeared the day she was born. Along the way she meets the cheerful princess to the neighboring kingdom, makes a deal with a sarcastic and cryptic fairy, and finds that there's more to her curse than a simple wish gone wrong.
    --
    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    Chapters:
    2/48
    Comments:
    1
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    15
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    2
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    Feferi has begun a rebellion against the Condesce and her hemospectrum. However, it isn't until they come across a certain mutant again that the depths of what she has started becomes clear.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    34
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    83
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    18
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    1725
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    Dirk Strider and his guardian, Dre Strider, are more than just smooth talkers, and way more than human- literally out of this world-class lovers.
    Dave Strider and his guardian, Bro Strider, are more than just average humans.

    A continuation of /The Price of Love/ wherein Dirk and Dave figure out their relationship properly, and explore both of their own pasts, revealing dark secrets on both ends.
    And Dre and Bro, find out what it really means to fall in love in the most ironic and strange as fuck way possible. Their exploration of starting and having a relationship is a bit more seismic in comparison to the boys. These are the Bros, and they might fuck around, but they have both been around, and seen more than their fair share. Everyone has a past, and its through their memories that they might move on. Loving or not.

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    English
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    1,122
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    1
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    212
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    You only go to do it because your mom forces you. Okay, you’re royal blood, sure, an’ your rightful place is on the throne. But you ain’t even hit final pupation, an’ Her Obliteration’s been rulin’ for hundreds a sweeps, an’ holy shit, she’s gonna kill you. You beg mom to let you wait just one sweep more, even just a night or two, but the whisperin’ in your pan grows until you feel it buzzin’ deep an’ terrifyin’ in your thorax, an’ your mom’s sendin’ you out there to DIE.

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    Dave was bored. He hated his job, his post, his stupid luck, and more. The list seems to go on and on. He's going to be stuck on the west wall of Derse - a totally inactive post where nothing happens. It seemed like a dead end to his 'guardsman career'. Things got interesting when he found John in front of his camp. Little did he know that this stranger would change the world as he knew it either for the better or the worse.
    Pushed down the Dersian crater, John was lucky to survive with only a twisted ankle. The worst part however wasn't over, it seemed like his appearance caused ripples in the society. Who is this "Heir" they're talking about? And what does Derse have to do with his past?

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    20,046
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    6
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    34
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    4
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    994
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    The TARDIS is acting up again, just in time for the Tenth Doctor to meet his favorite nemesis, Alternia's Condesce.
    Meanwhile, Karkat Vantas, leader of the Signlessist rebellion and ally of Heiress Feferi Peixes, has gathered his old SGRUB team to rescue one of their own from the Condesce's grip. None of them expect to see a human on board.
    The Doctor doesn't expect a handful of young trolls to throw all of time's orderly wobble into mass chaos simply because they feel like it. He also doesn't expect those trolls to recognize him as human.

    In which being cramped together on the SRS Cantown with the Doctor allows everyone to start sorting out their shit; all of the humans have seen and adore Doctor Who; and Karkat's fragile little world gets turned upside-down.

    The main fic of the Thistleverse.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    91
    Bookmarks:
    14
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