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The indescribable energies from the home dimension of unknowable beings of nonlinear existence.
An intrusion from the last reality that applies an impossibly subjective measurement to your life.
Methods for achieving godhood(ies) have come a long way since getting shot with a poisoned arrow and rising to Mount Olympus on the smoke of your funeral pyre.
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- Part 6 of The Troll War
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not one small atomic bomb (not anything at all) by lyricsandhearts
Homestuck, The Avengers (2012)
28 May 2012
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In which Roxy is a double-crossing spy, Dirk built himself a new heart and a fancy robot suit to go along with it, nobody likes Jake when he's angry, Jane is a clone trained with a bow and arrow, and John was frozen in time during the Scratch, only to wake up to a brand new universe he knows almost nothing about.
Welcome back to the Alpha Initiative.
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- Part 2 of Avengerstuck
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Later, he'd try to dismiss the whole incident as some coolkid version of a midlife crisis (at 22) or a drunken decision (no one could outdrink a Strider), but the real reason was a lot simpler.
Dangerous and stupid beyond compare, but simple.
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'hey rose, you ever think that they're not the enemy?'
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- Part 3 of All the Rest is Rust and Stardust
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Sollux Captor, recently drafted into the Service of Her Imperious Condescension, discovers a secret community of Helmsmen hidden inside the Imperial communications network.
Meanwhile on Alternia, Karkat Vantas is up to his goddamn nook in revolution.
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What if the fight between the Condesce and the Handmaid had gone a little... "Differently"?
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A Humanstuck Ancestors fic involving backstories, awkward romance, hippies in thai fishing pants, Lawyers with nice butts, trust issues and baked goods. Human names will be used.
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Dave Strider lead a hard life. Humans were nearly killed out, strangled by the larger, hardier trolls. His only saving grace was the sun-starved white cast of his skin, like most other surviving humans. Unfortunately, white creatures were relegated to one job, and one job only. He wasn't at all surprised, being marched off with the lusi from the area around his home. He was surprised, however, by what laid waiting for him in the grub caves, and where that would lead him.
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A behind the scenes / parallel work to Homestuck. Reimagines the Troll Empress not as a diabolical Queen but as a pawn in Lord English's games. The intent is to follow the life of Meenah from her wriggling day all the way until her ruling days on Alpha Earth, with the assumption that her attitude was entirely petulant and impulsive, kept forever young (and immature) by her Life powers (and most importantly her primary source of competence was The Handmaid and Lord English).
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER.
You are a MONSTER.
You are in LOVE with your BEST FRIEND who recently DIED and turned into a different kind of MONSTER.
Your other BEST FRIEND who you think wants to be your GIRLFRIEND would surely KILL YOU if she found out what you were.
The city you live in is SYNONYMOUS with HELL.
What will you do?
(Dystopian society/ monster au. In which some characters are monsters and others are monster hunters... )
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Cross-posted from this prompt on the kink meme
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They are as gods among men. Surely an agreement can be reached.
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:Flagsh11p [Condescension’s Glory] has set c0urse t0 planet [Alternia]. Fastest r0ute 11s be11ng calculated. Fastest r0ute calculated. Assum11ng standard parameters apply t0 set c0urse the j0urney t0 planet [Alternia] w11ll take appr0x11mately 1025 sweeps 4 per11gees 13 days 12 h0urs 11 m11nutes 2 sec0nds:
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>Be Lieutenant-Mistress of the Aquatic Hoofbeasts Stables at Derleth Palace on the Planet Mu by FailureArtist
Homestuck
15 May 2012
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The Condesce has her way with an ambitious young courtier.
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Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm To The War Drums by antisocialTailor for Panda_pon
Homestuck
14 May 2012
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Nightmares.
Twisted, horrible nightmares about a genocidal man who invade a place and killed all the lowbloods but him. And he took him and made him into a sex slave. But Gem never saw his face. Never once. And he never wanted to.
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AU John Egbert has just started high school and made some new friends. When there is an attack on his school, a strange white dog gives him the ability to transform into Heir of Breath. Causing him to take a magical ride to save the world form an alien race who are dedicated to taking it over.
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After we wake up we’ll be able to move on to our new universe, our new home, and we’ll be there; together.
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Spies and traitors are not the only things we have to worry about, now; news has reached to me of The Condesce's plan to rule over us all with the help of clockwork beings, and you must know how hard it is to kill something composed solely of cogs, springs, and gears, don't you?
It's time for the rebel group to get more acquainted with force, and make haste with it too. Time is not on our side, and the minutes are only ticking down to total annihilation--Earl Vantas, please hurry before it's too late.
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The memory throws up high and dry
A crowd of twisted things;Her Imperious Condescension was a wiggler once.
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