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    You finally escaped out of your room and finished as art piece when they arrived on Earth, one of the aliens landed on your 'mother's' car. You were tempted to thank the alien for that but was caught like every other human within the neighborhood. You weren't scared when a giant purple one grabbed you, your sedatives helped slightly but with the fact you were never sane helped mostly. Sane humans weren't okay with an alien invasion but it's been almost a year since you were let out of the white rooms. You were made into a slave by the purple one.

    It was almost alright you guess and not that different for when you were young, that is until you go shirtless by some douche troll and now the head of the house has his interest on you. You don't know what's the big deal, honestly.

    Their only your tattoos, but your Capricorn tattoo was stared at the most. You wonder why.

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    Six Earth teenagers - Karkat, Dave, Rose, Terezi, Vriska, and Equius - somehow get transported into an intergalactic war with five cool (and certantly gorgeous) aliens called Alternians, against an evil alien empire force led by the terrible Her Imperious Condescension.

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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    While among other things, this is a story. A story of the narrative variety, with characters and words and sentences and plot. But on a deeper level, this is a story about a pair of best friends, who happen to be werewolves. This is about friendship and romance and pain and suffering. This is how a houseful of outcasts somehow end up taking on one of the most powerful forces on earth; how four werewolves, two vampires, a satyr, a naga, a plethora of humans, and more than one misplaced mermaid fought to the death.
    But before the fighting, the death, the bloodbaths, let’s start from the beginning.

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    Cosmetic mutations. In a highblood, it's hardly a concern to the empire. Especially one so close to the color of the Condesce herself. In the past, however, that hasn't stopped her from culling them. They do carry on genetically into descendants, and mess with Her plans. To have that in the slurry? It could end up in lowbloods, who would be culled on sight, midbloods, who would be shunned, or – gog forbid – the Tyrian line itself. You're only important because you're an orphaner and no one else can hold that job.

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    Quiet, like you could deny even saying it, you tell him that you’re proud. You say the name you picked for him, all those years ago, when Rose first mentioned the entire kid thing. The name that had felt just about right with the thought of him, shitty cliché as it may be.

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    So there's like this ficlist floating around tumblr, I'm going to fill it.

    You can find the ficlist here.

    Tags to be added as kinks get filled.

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    Thunder is rippling over the sea the night Jake English comes back into your life.

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    Before Sgrub was played by the twelve fated to win, before the Summoner's rebellion, before the Signless Sufferer's sermons and even before the Condesce had claimed the throne, Alternia knew a period of time known as "Precedian". During that time, two Empresses ruled side by side for many sweeps, before the mutant was born. The mutant that was the harbinger to the destruction of their world as they knew it. The one they called the Harbinger of Death.

    It was said there was no record of times before the Condesce's rule, a lie told by simple ignorance and blatant arrogance. All but one massively important document had survived. A journal, written by a mutant named the Untahmed.

    (May or may not rewrite this. I'm kinda half asleep and half annoyed right now, and it's not a good combo for genius[4/6/17])

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    “You boys should be more excited,” she smiles her big bucktoothed smile, “I’m sure you'll have a wonderful time.”
     
    “What makes you so sure?” John shoots her a look that he's not quite sure she noticed.

    Jolene laughs, “well, you really never know what will happen or who you'll meet at Camp Blacklake!”

    --

    eight children gather at a place in the woods known as camp blacklake to spend their summer vacation.

    what happens changes their lives forever.

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    Most people don't even know how to interact with trolls, let alone how to keep eleven in one place without them killing each other. Even Redglare can only keep a tenuous peace, and she is a troll. Now you, a pacifist by nature with a talent for de-escalating conflicts, have been reassigned to the troll section of the prison you work at. Between cellmate conflicts, catnip dealing, a psychic pirate, and centuries-old grudges, you have no idea how you'll survive this.

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    It happens once when they're young and they just got out of a big fight; they're messy and covered in small bruises, purple dust, the stars shine bright and they fall on Meulin's lap, right in the middle of the plain, and every kiss they exchange is burning with adverted danger, red pink black grey with the thump-thump-thump of their hearts.
    They're alive.

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    It happens once when he's nothing but an entire spaceship pulsating with the faint chant of the stars, drunk on sadness and crushing speed, cold, huge and blood-less. A computer sings somewhere and he remembers the thrill of his laugh, the sharpness of her claws.
    They're dead. In his head they're on the forest grass again.

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    Before they were in a black romance, Dualscar and Mindfang were something more.

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    Lord What Fools These Mortals Undergrads Be
    ~Kanaya Maryam, probably

    Feferi is expecting to attend her sister's wedding with her girlfriend Aradia, but Meenah and Feferi's mother has other ideas, expecting Feferi to take "the nice, young Ampora boy." Can Feferi escape her mother's attempt to set her up with one of her best friends? Is she really comfortable with dating someone who is openly polyamorous? And can she juggle all of this and get Dave Strider's train wreck of a play ready in time for opening night?

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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Pages of Light will begin posting August 6th

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    This is not a heartwarming story about motherhood.

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    Mother Lalonde was a woman with a disgusting amount of effortless class. She had the bruised eyes of depression and countless nights spent awake, and lips like tar and oil. Ashen skin, and she didn’t help it with her all black attire. Her earrings, heavy and large at the sides of her face, were bright pink and jade. The only spot of color to her figure.

    “I have a request,” she spoke, not giving Jane even the time to poise herself on her appointed chair.

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    Rose Lalonde is born with half a soul.

    Her twin, Dave Strider, is as well.

    It affects nearly everything about their lives from the beginning to the end.

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