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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate. He finds an old decrepit castle which he makes his home and eventually turns it into an orphanage. But trolls were never one to take differences lightly and are determined to put Karkat in his place. They won't take change lightly, especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version. Also a few NSFW panels that are not censored.

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    ==> Present Sollux: You know what you have to do.

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    After being recruited for the Imperial Army, Eridan finds himself the captain of a fleet ship and receives a very strange gift for his troubles. A Helmsman. As he begins to learn more about the troll now piloting his ship, he begins to question everything hes learned and must decide which loyalties are more important. Those to the Empress and the rules of Alternia or the ones to his heart.

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    Cronus decides to get some pheromone enhancing pills so that he can get into Kankri's pants, but when his beloved boyfriend is out of the house one night, he decides to try his luck on his lover's younger brother.

    The pills seem to work very, very well.

    From there, things... escalate.

    This all takes place in a world where Beforeus and Afterus have merged into one dimension, there is a Beforus and Afterus version of every troll, unless one or the other has been killed. Cronus finds the Afterus versions of the Vantas brothers and takes them under his wing. Beforeus Dualscar, Cronus's dad, is Karkats teacher, Cronus is a highschool dropout, Kankri graduated one year above him, and is now attending university.

    There will be smut in every chapter, and it will all be labeled with first a *, if you still want to know basic details like the setting or who is present, and **, if you just want to get straight to the good stuff.

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    “You boys should be more excited,” she smiles her big bucktoothed smile, “I’m sure you'll have a wonderful time.”
     
    “What makes you so sure?” John shoots her a look that he's not quite sure she noticed.

    Jolene laughs, “well, you really never know what will happen or who you'll meet at Camp Blacklake!”

    --

    eight children gather at a place in the woods known as camp blacklake to spend their summer vacation.

    what happens changes their lives forever.

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    The Ampora's were cursed, it seemed. Doomed to die at the hands of mythical creatures known as Sirens.
    All except the youngest - Eridan.
    With the help of his friend and two very unlikely allies, he'll put an end to whatever bad luck has been attached to his family since the beginning. And if he finds something (see: someone) he likes along the way? He just might take it (see: them) for his own.

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    While among other things, this is a story. A story of the narrative variety, with characters and words and sentences and plot. But on a deeper level, this is a story about a pair of best friends, who happen to be werewolves. This is about friendship and romance and pain and suffering. This is how a houseful of outcasts somehow end up taking on one of the most powerful forces on earth; how four werewolves, two vampires, a satyr, a naga, a plethora of humans, and more than one misplaced mermaid fought to the death.
    But before the fighting, the death, the bloodbaths, let’s start from the beginning.

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    11/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    He had died. He had died at 4 sweeps old by her hand, but that was okay. He did the right thing by dying. Right? It doesn't really matter anymore actually, he's dead and there's nothing he can do about it.

    But he remembers the promise he made her, he'll keep it. He'll wait, wait until she comes over to where he was. He knows he'll wait a long time but that was okay, he made his word. He'll wait, and from time to time wander around before coming back.

    As he waits, he meets people. Dead people he thinks because he was dead too. The people vary, some are very familiar and stuff but they all ask on why and who he was waiting for. They don't usually like his answer, most of them try to make him break his promise but he won't. He'll wait for her, he promised to wait.

    (With permission I got to dabble in this little AU by panderly, check out their story! The AU comes from their series called The Second Coming)

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    A collection of fic requests from my tumblr that I've filled.

    Details on how/where to request at the end of each chapter.

    Requests are currently Open

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    46
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    71
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    4
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    You finally escaped out of your room and finished as art piece when they arrived on Earth, one of the aliens landed on your 'mother's' car. You were tempted to thank the alien for that but was caught like every other human within the neighborhood. You weren't scared when a giant purple one grabbed you, your sedatives helped slightly but with the fact you were never sane helped mostly. Sane humans weren't okay with an alien invasion but it's been almost a year since you were let out of the white rooms. You were made into a slave by the purple one.

    It was almost alright you guess and not that different for when you were young, that is until you go shirtless by some douche troll and now the head of the house has his interest on you. You don't know what's the big deal, honestly.

    Their only your tattoos, but your Capricorn tattoo was stared at the most. You wonder why.

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    Six Earth teenagers - Karkat, Dave, Rose, Terezi, Vriska, and Equius - somehow get transported into an intergalactic war with five cool (and certantly gorgeous) aliens called Alternians, against an evil alien empire force led by the terrible Her Imperious Condescension.

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    4/?
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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    Cosmetic mutations. In a highblood, it's hardly a concern to the empire. Especially one so close to the color of the Condesce herself. In the past, however, that hasn't stopped her from culling them. They do carry on genetically into descendants, and mess with Her plans. To have that in the slurry? It could end up in lowbloods, who would be culled on sight, midbloods, who would be shunned, or – gog forbid – the Tyrian line itself. You're only important because you're an orphaner and no one else can hold that job.

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    Quiet, like you could deny even saying it, you tell him that you’re proud. You say the name you picked for him, all those years ago, when Rose first mentioned the entire kid thing. The name that had felt just about right with the thought of him, shitty cliché as it may be.

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    So there's like this ficlist floating around tumblr, I'm going to fill it.

    You can find the ficlist here.

    Tags to be added as kinks get filled.

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    Thunder is rippling over the sea the night Jake English comes back into your life.

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    Before Sgrub was played by the twelve fated to win, before the Summoner's rebellion, before the Signless Sufferer's sermons and even before the Condesce had claimed the throne, Alternia knew a period of time known as "Precedian". During that time, two Empresses ruled side by side for many sweeps, before the mutant was born. The mutant that was the harbinger to the destruction of their world as they knew it. The one they called the Harbinger of Death.

    It was said there was no record of times before the Condesce's rule, a lie told by simple ignorance and blatant arrogance. All but one massively important document had survived. A journal, written by a mutant named the Untahmed.

    (May or may not rewrite this. I'm kinda half asleep and half annoyed right now, and it's not a good combo for genius[4/6/17])

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    Most people don't even know how to interact with trolls, let alone how to keep eleven in one place without them killing each other. Even Redglare can only keep a tenuous peace, and she is a troll. Now you, a pacifist by nature with a talent for de-escalating conflicts, have been reassigned to the troll section of the prison you work at. Between cellmate conflicts, catnip dealing, a psychic pirate, and centuries-old grudges, you have no idea how you'll survive this.

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    12,065
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    38
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    3
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    286

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