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    You finally escaped out of your room and finished as art piece when they arrived on Earth, one of the aliens landed on your 'mother's' car. You were tempted to thank the alien for that but was caught like every other human within the neighborhood. You weren't scared when a giant purple one grabbed you, your sedatives helped slightly but with the fact you were never sane helped mostly. Sane humans weren't okay with an alien invasion but it's been almost a year since you were let out of the white rooms. You were made into a slave by the purple one.

    It was almost alright you guess and not that different for when you were young, that is until you go shirtless by some douche troll and now the head of the house has his interest on you. You don't know what's the big deal, honestly.

    Their only your tattoos, but your Capricorn tattoo was stared at the most. You wonder why.

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    11/?
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battle field littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    37
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    7
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    “What can the Force do?”
    “Everything?”
    “No,” Redglare said. “It can only do what you can do, Karkat. The Force isn’t some magic super power that you learn to possess. And I’ll tell you a secret.” She leaned closer. “There is no light or dark side,” she whispered. “There’s only people and the choices they make. But you already know that, Karkat.The Force is you. It’s me. It’s everything. Good. Evil. Rebel. Empire… the air, the land, the stars… even the confines of time and space are not excluded from the reaches of the Force… it does not discriminate.”
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    Three years after the destruction of the Imperial Death Star and the Rebellion has bearly made a dent in the vast Empire's rule. When the Empire discovers, yet again, the hiding place of the resistance, Princess Kanaya Maryam flees with her entourage of friends while her moirail, Karakt Vantas, follows a message to a Jedi that may not even be alive. Meanwhile, a secret elite group of Rebels investigates Imperial activities deep in the Core Worlds.
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    Second of the Original Trilogy! This is my HS/SW crossover series. Heirs of Hope is posted, and the prequels have been posted. This will update every Sunday. Enjoy! Thank you!

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    3/19
    Kudos:
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    Slightly experimental. I wanted to explore troll society and biology and this is what happened. Thought it would be interesting to see a human try and deal with suddenly being a troll. Yes its already been done numerous times. Not quite sure where all this is going. I have some idea though. Can anyone say Empire Rebellion? Might get a bit Star Trekkie later. Or at least SG:A. Does anyone even watch that still aside from me?

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    2/?
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    1
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    Cronus decides to get some pheromone enhancing pills so that he can get into Kankri's pants, but when his beloved boyfriend is out of the house one night, he decides to try his luck on his lover's younger brother.

    The pills seem to work very, very well.

    From there, things... escalate.

    This all takes place in a world where Beforeus and Afterus have merged into one dimension, there is a Beforus and Afterus version of every troll, unless one or the other has been killed. Cronus finds the Afterus versions of the Vantas brothers and takes them under his wing. Beforeus Dualscar, Cronus's dad, is Karkats teacher, Cronus is a highschool dropout, Kankri graduated one year above him, and is now attending university.

    There will be smut in every chapter, and it will all be labeled with first a *, if you still want to know basic details like the setting or who is present, and **, if you just want to get straight to the good stuff.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Sollux is working in a real successful record company as an assistant to the company owner, in hopes of working his way up the ranks to manage his OWN record company. He's seen bands and artists come and go, some successful in the long term, but most getting forgotten after a few months. He figures it'll be the same when newcomers, Caligula's Aquarium, get signed, as he just can't see the appeal of these kids. He's however forced to root for them after effectively being made their guide while they record and release their first album under the company, which would be at least tolerable if it weren't for that fucking douchebag, Eridan.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    The Empress takes a moment to really aperchciate the quality of that Vantass.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Prepare your heart and loins in an epic quest to get back home. Adventures await, including action, comedy, romance, sexy times, not so sexy times and many, many more times! Be prepared to fall in love in the quadrants, out the quadrants, say "fuck the quadrants, space time continuim doesnt have time for feelings" and straight out shit on all the romance, a l l t h e r o m a n c e.

    Readers get to decide on what happens! Polls for each chapter!

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    Chapters:
    5/13
    Kudos:
    18
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    3
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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    435
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    387
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    Jake is just an ordinary boy that grew up with his Grandma and Mom telling him incredible stories about peculiar children and the world they live in. But when he finds his Grandma dead in forest he soon realises that the stories she was telling him are so much more than he first thought. With his new peculiar powers, will he be strong enough to defeat evil Jack Noir and his Hollows to save peculiar and human world? Will there be time to find love and more importantly; will it last? That and so much more sends Jake and his new friends on a mission to save both worlds.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Jake is just an ordinary boy that grew up with his Grandma and Mom telling him incredible stories about peculiar children and the world they live in. But when he finds his Grandma dead in forest he soon realises that the stories she was telling him are so much more than he first thought. With his new peculiar powers, will he be strong enough to defeat evil Jack Noir and his Hollows to save peculiar and human world? Will there be time to find love and more importantly; will it last? That and so much more sends Jake and his new friends on a mission to save both worlds.

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    1/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    1782
    Bookmarks:
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    Battling writers block, Ace endeavors to tell um, assorted stories about characters in this universe in exactly 100 words. Feel free to request characters! (There will be a pairings Drabble eventually, be patient) All of these Drabbles are the characters during season 1 which takes place over the course of around 6 months.

    Planned characters:
    - Meenah
    - Mituna

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    The Ampora's were cursed, it seemed. Doomed to die at the hands of mythical creatures known as Sirens.
    All except the youngest - Eridan.
    With the help of his friend and two very unlikely allies, he'll put an end to whatever bad luck has been attached to his family since the beginning. And if he finds something (see: someone) he likes along the way? He just might take it (see: them) for his own, like any good pirate would.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
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    90
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    7
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    Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you have just woken up. It’s not been a good night in any way, shape or form. In fact it’s been a horrible night you’ve spent tossing and turning, waking up every hour or two from nightmares, memories of screaming and glass shattering, a large looming figure, slamming doors and pain, so much pain.

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    A thing written for tumblr user chocolatula who does great A++ art and who helped me out with a few things.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    This is not a heartwarming story about motherhood.

    * * *

    Mother Lalonde was a woman with a disgusting amount of effortless class. She had the bruised eyes of depression and countless nights spent awake, and lips like tar and oil. Ashen skin, and she didn’t help it with her all black attire. Her earrings, heavy and large at the sides of her face, were bright pink and jade. The only spot of color to her figure.

    “I have a request,” she spoke, not giving Jane even the time to poise herself on her appointed chair.

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    19,596
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
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    15
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    3
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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    316,545
    Chapters:
    78/?
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    Thunder is rippling over the sea the night Jake English comes back into your life.

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    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    955
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    "Death is not the end. Death can never be the end. Death is the road."
    --Sri Chinmoy

    OR

    Our story began with the children of these people, did you honestly think that was where it ended?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    846
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    The entire premise of this fic was to write Condy / Signless with Signless on top. :'D Close enough.

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    English
    Words:
    5,489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    135

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