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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    49/?
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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    70/?
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    "Dirk Strider, back then, could walk on the waves like Orion could. He was your role model, a Prince, a warrior. Once you grew out of that mindset, you realized he was just another boy, like you. Now, he couldn’t walk on the waves. Now, you believe he would only drown."
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    An AU in which Jake English is a Hunter of Derse, an army of incredible warriors who dedicate their lives to the safety of the Kingdom. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Derse, who will soon fill his father's place as King, and will be married off to Eridan Ampora, the Prince of Prospit-Derse's rival kingdom.

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    5/?
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    Based off this: http://www.zerochan.net/1449460

    Basically: a Fractured Fairy Tail AU starring Jane as Little Red Riding Hood, Jade as the Grandmother and The Condesce as herself.

    Repost from my old account; Bookworm445

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    It's the spring of 2009, and Karkat Vantas, senior student at Skaia High, has never fit in. But one day they meet the almighty (and bitchy) clique of girls, The Alternians, and perform a favor for them, requesting only one thing back - popularity. Will things truly be beautiful, or will Karkat end up as a dead troll walking?

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    A collection of fic requests from my tumblr that I've filled.

    Details on how/where to request at the end of each chapter.

    Requests are currently Closed

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    12/?
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    These ficlets will not make sense without having read Sunlightverse.

    1) Dadbert and the children. kissing booboos
    2) Dirk/Equius, 100d public kissyface.
    3) Psi/Condy, awkward black romance failure.
    4) eridan<3<nepeta: hunter or the hunted?
    5) Summoner<>Tavros<3<Dave, slam battle.
    6) Condesce kisses Karkat to sort out her red feels
    7) Bonus sequel for eridan<3<nepeta
    8) Dirk & Nepeta, sequel to 2
    9) Jane & Feferi about Psii
    10) Dave & Signless about Karkat & Psii - sequel to 9

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    Basically these are scenes I /wanted/ to fit into the main narrative but never found a place for or things that take place outside the main timeline. (If anyone has requests of things I mentioned in ANY of the main fics that didn't get explored, let me know)

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    29/?
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    There were a lot of things different about Jane Crocker's Mother. When her brother left, a lot of those things started to stand out.

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    The Signless is leading a revolution in the strangest way - spreading kindness, pacifist philosophy, solid resources, and problem solving through the towns his clade visits. They’ve tackled everything from rehoming slaves to rescuing imprisoned trolls to clearing out daywalker infestations. Fuck knows how many trolls owe them their lives.

    The Psiioniic knows how their story is destined to end. He’s seen the way the military will react to Sign’s visions of peace, even if Sign hasn’t. And, with the help of Death herself, he’s exploiting universe loopholes to avoid destiny. The only problem is that he’s willing to do anything to protect his family, including betraying them to hell and back.

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    Jane was captured by trolls when the Earth was invaded, now she was turned in a slave she need to learn how to live in Alternia with Gamzee's help and help a lowblood group of trolls fright against the highbloods.

    This is a history of a alternative universe where humans and lowblood trolls are slaves of the highbloods.

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    Before Sgrub was played by the twelve fated to win, before the Summoner's rebellion, before the Signless Sufferer's sermons and even before the Condesce had claimed the throne, Alternia knew a period of time known as "Precedian". During that time, two Empresses ruled side by side for many sweeps, before the mutant was born. The mutant that was the harbinger to the destruction of their world as they knew it. The one they called the Harbinger of Death.

    It was said there was no record of times before the Condesce's rule, a lie told by simple ignorance and blatant arrogance. All but one massively important document had survived. A journal, written by a mutant named the Untahmed.

    (May or may not rewrite this. I'm kinda half asleep and half annoyed right now, and it's not a good combo for genius[4/6/17])

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    A school where people who have powers are welcome and are taught how to use them things go astray. Will anyone with a mind be able to do anything? Probably not.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    22/?
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    HA7R:VEM is the rewriting of Homestuck's Act 7, giving the opportunity to develop the characters more satisfyingly through extra dialogue, and to expand upon the ending of the story for the sake of clarity (in a not totally canon-compliant way). Join me, our story's new narrator, as we watch the kids we've grown to love and the villains we've grown to love to hate (or just downright despise) duke it out once and for all on the stage of a collapsing Paradox Space. With more dialogue, fan theories, and meta -analysis than you can shake a stick at as the script, flashy super powers as our lighting, linked HS Bandcamp tracks as the score, and my voice as the sound, allow me to tell you about how our favourite protagonists of our favourite story defend all of reality, find themselves, answer the Ultimate Riddle, and FINALLY claim the Ultimate Reward we have watched them fight for for seven years.

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    11/?
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    (What if: Alternia was run like a feudal fantasy kingdom)

    The King, The Grand Highblood, is dying.

    His first born son has abandoned the family name, leaving his much too young second born as heir to the throne.

    But is the shy and awkward Gamzee ready for such responsibility?

    (Character perspective stated at the beginning of each chapter)

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    This is a Humanstuck fanfiction, it is my own version, so please no hate, I also i have a bit of info, The Beta trolls and the alpha trolls are siblings with the respective ones. Like Vriska and Aranea, Feferi and Meenah, and so on. Though the Ancestors who are with them ((Mindfang and the Serkets, Condy and the Piexes)) have no relationship to them except maybe like an aunt or uncle.

    Another thing this has many different types of relationships, there is best friend relationships (Nepeta and Equius).
    There is rivalries (Like two girls fighting over one dude or the two really just hate eachother).
    There is dating and so forth common human relationships really.

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    1,128
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    5
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