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    There's something mysterious about your coworker. Despite having shared a cubicle for three years, you still can't quite put your finger on it. Hopefully your investigations will also help confirm whether or not this is the same guy you had a one night stand with two weeks ago.

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    could be considered a parody of those player-insert fics
    also office au bc i've noticed the distinct lack of such fics in the off archive haha

    Language:
    English
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    1,991
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    47
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    6
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    446
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    Ah, so you've finally arrived? I must say, that other world of yours is terribly strange, but you might think the same of the one you're about to enter in a moment. You asked for this, right? Of course you did. Now, on to the point. You have been assigned to a man simply called The Batter. He is on a sacred mission, and your job is to make sure it's completed. Got all of that? Good. Then it's time for you to begin. Remember, you may not return home until your own mission reaches a conclusion. Farewell, dear Puppeteer.

    And good luck.

    Language:
    English
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    13,743
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    946
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    Reader-insert where the Batter throws you out of a 89731st story window.

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    English
    Words:
    1,162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    608
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    so one day i found a bunch of art refs. one of them was a guy giving a girl a piggyback ride so one of my friends was like "DRAW THE BATTER GIVING YOU A PIGGYBACK RIDE" so i did.
    ....and then i wrote a fic about it and included my epilepsy because i'm a self insert mary sue slut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    496
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    220
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    A deity plays a game with a rather sour Batteur.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,150
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1701
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    The player is sucked into the game after a date is cancelled. She looks for a way home, but finds so much more.

    (On hiatus until otherwise noted; thank you for your understanding)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,031
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1653
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    On Tuesdays, you see Lucy, your councilor. She asks you all these questions, and it’s not like you don’t trust her, but dad told you that your life is a secret place, that only one special person in your heart should know about it. So you lie to Lucy whenever she asks who hits you. You tell her that it’s just from sports. Later, to prove that point, you joined the soccer team. It’s pretty fun, and a good excuse. You skin your knees and get plenty of bruises from the sport. Lucy can tell when you lie though, and it seems like she pities you a lot. You don’t blame her. Sometimes you wonder who this special person will be, if anyone. You don’t think you’ll find them anytime soon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,660
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1962
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    The Batter decides he wants to meet his player. What will happen when his player comes home and is greeted by a not so human Batter? Fluff and confusion, that's what.

    Video game characters coming to life aren't good for our protagonist's health.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,003
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3621
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    In which the Player is a somewhat game-like entity who must Progress to justify existing.
    And the Batter is The Batter, and also in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,528
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3173
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    [This was pretty much written on a whim, and based on a daydream, so please don't judge too harshly. Although I have complete faith in my fandom. Nice/constructive comments don't hurt either. >:3]

    The Batter and Zacharie somehow manage to find themselves in the real world, but are separated before arrival. In addition to that, Batter is stuck in his Bad form, and can't seem to change back. Now they both seek out the Player [known to them as Chibi] and her friend Jonathon [who is also a Player] in the hopes of finding some solution to their problem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,751
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3087
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    It was all just a bad dream, but then you exhaled and found your nightmare was still in progress.

    (this is my first fic and it's a reader insert I'm sorry)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    968
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1639
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    The best collection of crackfiction one shots. After all the good ones.

    Yay.

    SWEAR I NOT TO DRUNK GOD

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    216
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
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    1253
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    Language:
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    Words:
    1,657
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1802
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    The end was near, and you both knew it. You don't want this to end, but you knew you have to pull that switch.

    Song: Everything Will Be Alright

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    43
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    917
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    At the end, nothing remains but your grief. (Fem!Player's POV)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    398
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    828
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    "Batter escapes into his player's world as his "reward" for "purifying" his world. He gets lost in the player's city but eventually find his player due to instincts and and Bad Batter's heightened senses. After he finds his player, he hugs them and is tender to them. He follows them around for several days (to school, work, you name it). Initially the player is confused about how the fuck a video game character popped into reality, but they decide to roll with it. Hijinks ensue."
    I gave it a shot

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,003
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2928
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    You and Zacharie could talk for hours, about what the Batter didn't know. He did know it made him Jealous.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    487
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3054
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    Batter doesn't do so well with decorations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1870
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    Sometimes The Player could smack The Batter, but other times...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    487
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2006
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    Summary

    A gift.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    361
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1685

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