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    Michael never helped Jeremy with his Squip... because he never knew he had one! Rich forced Jeremy to get a Squip instead of 'gently' asking him if he wanted one. Now Michael's all alone, wondering what he did wrong. So much shit can happen when you don't know the other actually can't see you.

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    The power of a god. The power of a devil. When one finds both the God Hand and Devil Hand, one must make a life-changing and world-altering decision in order to bring everlasting peace or perpetual destruction to the universe. We follow the story of our heroes, Star and Marco, as they are thrust into a punch-rushing, sword-slashing, magic-casting, war-fighting, ship-warring, light-heart-darkness, BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN journey filled with more video game and musical references than you can shake a severed arm at. Strap in and put 'em up. It's time to punch a lizard in the snoot.

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    A series of drabbles inspired by a wonderful tumblr discussion thread called Tobirama-is-a-cat: discuss.

    Otherwise known as: how long will it take for "the favorite humans" (particularly a certain brother with a bowl cut) to realize that Tobirama is a cat in the disguise of a human.

    (Hint: Not for a long time.)

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    In which a tall, pretty weird but cool guy buys a cactus he names after his long-suffering roommate and brings it everywhere. The gym, his classes, study trips to the library, midnight coffee runs and saturday nights out at the cinema.

    Jungwoo may or may not have sold it to him.

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    The Dragonborn may have conquered her ultimate destiny however fate had a turn of events. A year after she had vanquished Alduin the World Eater, a man appeared in her humble abode requesting her assistance in what would be a new discovery. An ice like casket had fallen by the east corner of Winterhold, but inside was something both never expected, a man. She can feel the person's faint heartbeat gradually getting stronger after being freed. Then he opened his eyes, and the Dragonborn had a wretched feeling. The words he had uttered had haunted her to her very soul.

    Dovahkiin?

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    Meet Daniel Howell and Phil Lester- two very different people. Dan is from a merchant class family, while Phil is from a working class family. Both have their secrets, things they wouldn't dare tell anyone.

    Dan isn't interested in keeping up the family business, in prolonging the family line. It's mundane and boring being a shopkeeper. It's not for him- he doesn't want it, anyway.

    Phil's is a little more serious, a little more deadly. He's an experienced sorcerer, able to conjure something out of nothing with a thought.

    Their lives collide in a very strange way, though, and they might find they have a little more in common than they'd originally thought.

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    Prompto tries to go on an early morning jog, Nyx is not a Morning Person.

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    He sits in vast halls of stone, a golden crown upon his head and capes of fur on his back. He sits, resplendent, on a high throne, with the Arkenstone behind his head. He rules Erebor with a fist of iron and a will of steel. He is the most powerful dwarf in all of Middle-Earth. He is King under the Mountain.
    Erebor's gates have been sealed for years, and not a soul has been seen entering or leaving. The King under the Mountain has severed ties between him and all of Middle-Earth. He is mad with power, drunk on the sheer volume of what he possesses. The Elvenking Thranduil has vanished into Mirkwood; Bard, the Lord of Dale, has lost everything; and Esgaroth fell long ago. None would dare enter the Mountain, not while Thorin Oakenshield still lives.
    But when unbidden, a sole person enters Erebor with a purpose and a motive that don't quite match, the tide begins to turn slowly but surely. Unbeknownst to them, they are about to step into the most dangerous game ever played—the game of chance.

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    "He reminds me of golden fields and a summer's day." He mumbled as he looked at the rising sun. "He is warmth and grace, purity." He turned and looked at the man standing next to him. "He is home."

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    A chance encounter and one little mistake was all it took. Now the Winchester brothers are suddenly joined by a confused cowboy, while Adam must deal with a socially awkward being of immense power. To get back to each other, Blake and Adam must first convince a broken man and a fallen angel of their true feelings. But darker forces have other plans for both worlds.

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    If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Rewriting events, time looping, going back to live through your childhood again (and losing a small part of your sanity along the way) is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.

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    Trafalgar D. Kazanaka, once a gladiator held against his will fighting in exchange for Corazon's and Law's freedom, is now free and traveling the ocean Blues with renewed vigor and excitement. A promise was made to Doflamingo that he would fight him once and for all. To be free of all of his chains and to rid the world of a dangerous threat.

    Never one to pursuit love to that of a woman, Kazanaka has been searching for the perfect partner he would want to spend the rest of his days with. There was until he meets our beloved green-haired marimo swordsman, Roronoa Zoro.

    A/N: Anaka is now the Seme and Zoro is the Uke in this story! And a picture of Anaka's new look will be posted into the story at a later date :D.

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    After the battle of Crait, Rey and Kylo Ren were separated once again, thinking their destinies are sealed on opposite sides of the battle for the galaxy once and for all.

    But when an old enemy returns, Rey and Kylo must put their differences aside and learn not just to survive, but to live.

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    It wasn't love at first sight... It was a mutual hate from the moment the young redhead's eyes met the brunette's ones.

    "This is no place for someone like you." Armitage told her.

    She set her mind to prove him wrong.


    When hate turns to love even in the dark.

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    or "Dammit, Genji!"

    Zenyatta really didn't mean to put these kinds of ideas in Genji's head, but once Genji decides to meddle, there's little to stop him. Genji might be a fool to think there's hope for Hanzo, but he's not so much a fool that he thinks Hanzo's capable of finding peace all by himself. Fortunately, he knows just the guy...

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    Because sharing my reaction in meme form to "Twilight of the Apprentice" wasn't enough. I present to you the sequel. MASSIVE spoilers for "Jedi Night."

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    Kim Jongin and Oh Sehun. Alpha and Omega. Respectively.

    Mated. Married.

    But is it all that’s there to it?  

    Or, where it’s never quite planned.

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    Negentropy [n]: (1) negative entropy (2) the randomness/chaos a living system expels to keep its own entropy low to achieve order and organization, structure and function.

    Evelyn Trevelyan lives to create order out of disorder, but after the New Haven disaster she finally accepts the mysterious Nightingale's perpetual job offer, and she learns a little bit of entropy isn't so bad after all.

    A love/smut story.

    NOW WITH ART BECAUSE I NEED SOMEWHERE TO DISPLAY ALL MY ARTIST ADORATION!

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    In a world of quirks, no one was surprised at te rise of Soulmates and their corresponding Soulmarks. Aizawa Shouta received his mark when he was 15, and it earnt him his nickname only used by his friends. Yet, he had not expected his soulmate to be a feisty street kitten that crashed into his life.

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    The night of your 17 birthdays is your only chance of presenting as an alpha. If you don't present then, on your 18 birthday you will either present as a beta, omega or mundane.

    Mundanes are looked down upon and seen as nothing but cattle that can be abused and mistreated.
    Jon snow might as well be a mundane. Born and raised as a bastard he has known nothing but cruelty his entire life, while living with the Starks.
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    Or the one where Jon present as the first male omega in years and becomes the object of everyone’s desire. And all the eligible princes fight over him.

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