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    @HopeOnTheStreet
    hey
    so you don't know me, but i just wanted to let you know that your choreo is sick
    but like, you're too proper for the style you're going for
    would you mind if i gave you a few tips?

     

    (HopeOnTheStreet and PJMDance are friends on social media, maybe have crushes on each other but hardly know each other in real life. Or so they think.)

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    Noctis is the paralyzed Crown Prince of Lucis whose only friend is his fox like guardian.

    Prompto is a child soldier from Niflheim who doesn't want to kill sent to assassinate the Prince.

    Now the two of them are on a journey to save the world with the help of the twenty four messengers through the power of cute.

    Also Ardyn's here too. And accidentally acquired the dad feels. Send help.

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    Eli and Thrawn join their first assignment, though Eli has reached the end of his patience with Thrawn's influence to his path.

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    takes place right after the end of Daddy's Home 2 -- Kurt thought that all Don needed was a wingman.

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    “I have one pressing question, yes,” I said a little snappy. “How come there's nobody ever around here?”

    “Oh, but the castle is rarely empty,” he replied. “The reason why you don't see any of the visitors or occupants is because the castle doesn't think you're ready for that yet.”

    I stared at him like he were from another galaxy.

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    Daryl Dixon has been kidnapped by the Saviors, he is kept in a small cell with no light, being given little food and little to drink. Until one day, Saviors leader, Negan takes pity and gives him an offer he can't refuse.

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    In which Izuku, Dabi and Toga happen to be the beta testers of UA's new course; Villain Rehab. Deku hates his life, Toga wants to befriend and kill everyone simultaneously and Dabi just wonders why the hell does he have to repeat high-school. 1-A is just trying to deal with their shitfits.

    Also Shinsou somehow ends up baby sitting them.

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    stalemint: wow i love being the coolest person here

    deoderantslut: soonyoung what the fuck

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    She’s just gone. That’s what he’d told Rick when he’d asked if she was dead. That’s what he told anyone when they’d ask him about Beth. She wasn’t dead - Daryl would know if she was, feel it somewhere deep in his bones. Snatched from the road in the night, yanked from his goddamn hands. He’d let that happen. He’d lost her, and now she was just gone.

    Or was she?

    Beth knows two things for sure: she hates her so-called husband with a fiery passion and the only reason she’s with him is the baby growing in her womb. She hates the choice she was forced to make, but she knows it was the right one. She has to survive. It’s the only way she’ll ever be able to get back. And she has to get back.

    She spends hers nights dreaming of the man she loves and her days loathing the one she’s with until the day she sees a familiar face in the last place she ever expected. Filled with a renewed hope, Beth will do whatever it takes to save the ones she loves.

    Or, where I attempt to fix the mess that TWD made of my squishy bleeding heart when they killed off Beth before giving her and Daryl their proper due!

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    Matthew Williams is a 18 year old teenager with a very big problem: He has no idea he's an Omega.

    With so many Betas about, people don't always deem it necessary to explain the dynamics of Alpha/Omega relationships beyond the dangers of getting near two that are...as you would say, rutting. Matthew was born of Beta parents, so they never anticipated that he'd be one...

    And to top it all off, he has to go and fall into his first heat near an Alpha...

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    S.H.I.E.L.D. has fallen, and in order to rebuild, they need to look outside. Alexa Shaeffer pops up on their radar as a possible candidate for the position of Head of Physical Therapy at the new Avengers HQ. Learning from the mistakes of the past, Fury and Hill have done a very thorough background check; what they find, however, doesn’t seem possible, and brings up more questions than answers.

    Alexa Lynn “Lexi” Shaeffer has lots of secrets. Luckily, she’s been very good at keeping them. She should be—she’s been keeping them since she was a little girl. She has elevated keeping a low profile to an art form, not allowing anyone to get close enough to learn the truth. Until one day, that is, when she’s approached about a very unique job opportunity.

    Finally able to use the knowledge that she’s accumulated, Lexi starts a new life with people that she can trust not to expose her secrets. Everything begins to settle down into a nice routine—until one day, when James Buchanan Barnes is brought in from the cold.

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    Izaya does a favor for Shizuo and asks for something a little unconventional in return.

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    This is a little tiny story about goofy Gabriel having a crush on grumpy Bobby and wooing him and courting him and so much Bobriel. :)

    You didn't know you needed this ship in your harbor. But you do. So read it.

    Also, the story about how this came to be is inside...

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    After Thor and Odin learned how much Loki's repressed Jotun sexuality had been affecting his mental state, they devised a plan to bring him home and treat him, but without the Tesseract, Thor pressed the Avengers into helping. After sex, SEX and more sex, Loki started feeling slightly less out of his mind and wound up helping the Avengers save the world.

    Now Thor and Loki are returning home, with three SHIELD agents in tow, and there are still a lot of problems to solve.

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    Forgive me lord, for I have sinned.

    Severus was willing to do anything to save Lily. Severus was willing to do more to save Voldemort.

    Voldemort just wished someone had asked his opinion in all this mess.

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    “The thing is, Bromley, one does not come out of the closet. It’s more like falling out on your face…” Mike said.
    “Or kicking the doors open and then setting the whole thing on fire. It mostly depends on how hard you kiss your friend’s sister.” Freida laughed.

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    Ichigo decides that things could've and should've gone better, and asks Kisuke to help him make that happen.

    Unbeknownst to him, he wasn't the only one.

    The resulting trainwreck was downright inevitable.

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    They are attracted to each other, to their secrets, despite their factions, despite the distance.

    On a ruined Cybertron during an endless war, Jazz finds himself reaching out and enjoying the unexpected company and collaboration of a silent mech, while around them the world falls apart.

    (Also: the summary sucks, I'm not satisfied with the title and I will go down with this newly-discovered ship)

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    The power of a god. The power of a devil. When one finds both the God Hand and Devil Hand, one must make a life-changing and world-altering decision in order to bring everlasting peace or perpetual destruction to the universe. We follow the story of our heroes, Star and Marco, as they are thrust into a punch-rushing, sword-slashing, magic-casting, war-fighting, ship-warring, light-heart-darkness, BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN journey filled with more video game and musical references than you can shake a severed arm at. Strap in and put 'em up. It's time to punch a lizard in the snoot.

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    “You didn’t help Jeremy at all. Your plan failed. The whole school didn’t end up getting squipped. We stopped you.”

    Unimpressed the Squip responded simply “So Jeremy isn’t currently dating Christine Canigula? Nor did he gain friends from whom he deemed to be popular?” he asked, although seemingly having already known the answer. Michael’s expression only seemed to confirm his calculations.

    “How could you possibly know-”

    “I‘m a supercomputer Michael. There was nearly a seventy-two percent chance that Jeremy Heere would ask Christine out after I was deactivated and succeed while obtaining new friends who could share his experience.”

    Michael stared at them for a moment, “But that doesn't make any sense.” he started, “If you really are some grand supercomputer able to come up with millions of different scenarios, why would you intentionally make yourself the bad guy?”

    There was a moment of tense silence before the Squip finally spoke.

    “Because a shared negative opinion is the fastest social bond. You want someone to like you...hate who they hate.”

    O_R

    Michael ends up with Jeremy's Squip and several secrets are revealed about the kind of person that is Jeremy Heere.

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