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    For obvious reasons, I picked up a tiny Loki action figure from Thor a couple years ago; in January 2014, I came across a tiny Thor to keep him company. I immediately took a couple stupid pictures of them and then I just...kept doing that, with increasingly elaborate captions and situations, because I really enjoy my stupid pictures and other people have been enjoying them too. I picked up a couple more Lokis and some other MCU action figures too, and sometimes completely unrelated action figures join in (I add tags as they become relevant). The first 60ish chapters are reposts of existing pictures; now that I've got all of those up, I'm just updating when I actually post new photos. Suggestions/ideas are always welcome!

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    Called out on a simple mission of catch and release, ASPCA officer Roy Mustang makes a startling discovery that leads him to question the town at large and uncover some of the underworld's best kept secrets.

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    You're Dan and you're in love. It's a little hard to explain what you feel, though, so you tell it through your personal lexicon.

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    Set during Season 3. It's the second Christmas for Rose in Pete's World and it's lonelier than ever. AU, Fix-It Tenrose

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    What if the Lannisters had to move North...how would that shake things up for the Starks and Boltons? Never mind the leaders and their families...what about the dogs? What about the enforcers? And their companions? Let's all find out!

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    in which I handily decided to put together all the various show fix-it fics/ficlets I wrote during this season of GOT on my tumblr.

    D&D owe me a lot of alcohol. What you will find here:

    1) Jon meets Robb in the afterlife before being brought back; (gen)
    2) Rickon meets Robb in the afterlife during 6x09; (gen)
    3) Jon and Sansa find a common agreement on how they should deal justice to Ramsay; (gen)
    4) Jon and Sansa reminiscing about better times post-6x09; (gen)
    5) Jon and Sansa share a *moment* after Jon is appointed king in the North; (gen but if you have shipper goggles it might work too)
    6) Theon goes back North after the kingsmoot; (gen)
    7) A different take on Theon and *Yara*'s conversation in 6x07; (gen)
    8) Theon accidentally acquires one of Dany's dragons, or maybe it's the other way around; (gen)
    9) Missandei and Grey Worm are interested in a threesome. Theon doesn't say no. (pseudo-threesome porn. Idek.)

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    He ran. He jumped. He reached for the sky... His wings broke and he came crashing down. It's just a waiting game until he reaches for the sky again, crashes down again, but never gets up again.

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    With the signing of the registration act looming, Natasha is torn between her support of the Accords, her sense of duty and loyalty to Steve.

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    in which Theon goes to see his favorite play, which is also incidentally a very obscure one, and the miscast but excellent lead actor kicks a chair in his direction. If you told him that he'd score a date by grabbing a chair aimed at his head three months ago, he'd have laughed.

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    “You’re bloody impossible, do you know that?”

    “And it’s nice to see you’re still an ass. Some things really never change. Now, are you going to do it or not?”

    “Fine, fine, I will, but you’re still a fucking bastard, note that down.”

    “You know, it’s almost a compliment if you say it.”

    “Fuck you.”

    “Likewise, Greyjoy. Can I expect my archers to be halfway decent before we march?”

    Or: in which Jon quite literally annoys Theon into being a functional person. Sansa doesn't do a thing to discourage it.

    Oh, and then this verse turned into a last-half-of-S6-fix-it.

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    “So, you’re my new lab bunny are you? Gotta say short stack, your family sure knows how to grow ‘em, don’t they?” Tony interrupted and swaggered over to them with a shit-eating grin on his face.

    Tanya blinked dumbly at him trying to process what he just said. Ms. Potts looked like she was about to grind her teeth to dust as she smiled tightly. That couldn’t be right. Tanya’s soulmate was supposed to be some smartass little geek and they were supposed to somehow mysteriously meet in a lab that she, by some miracle, managed to be in at the right time. At least, that was what she had always imagined. She let go of Ms. Potts’ hand and dropped back onto the couch while she just stared at Tony Stark trying to figure out what to say. She had to say something!

    “I always knew you were gonna be a smartass, but I never expected you to be quite this smart of one, shit I won’t be able to keep up with you”...

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    The night before her wedding, Mina Murray awakes to find her dashing fiancé with his hands around her best friend's throat. Mina kills him to save Vanessa — and so the friends enter together into the demimonde.

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    Daryl hasn't said a word since the day he woke up in the middle of the woods and his entire life was changed. He can't really call himself a vampire, because garlic and crosses don't bother him at all, and he has yet to burst into flames during the day. He isn't human anymore, though.

    How do you keep a secret like that from a paranoid group of people in the midst of the damn apocalypse?

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    Megatron finds out where Team Prime’s base is and messages Optimus privately and told him to meet with him at certain location or else he’d blow his base to ashes. Optimus agrees for the safety of his team, and is more than a bit reluctant to give in to Megatron demands when he meets with him.

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    "Daniel, I need your help."
    Danny's life is turned upside down, when his archenemy and rival, Vlad Plasmius returns after six months of silence. He has an offer and simple request. Danny has to help him rescue a fourth and unknown halfa from slavery in the unknown deeps of the ghost zone.
    But what's the catch?

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    Her mind is a weapon, the ultimate weapon. After years of enduring torture at the hands of those who created her, she escapes only to find herself taking refuge in a mortuary where she meets a silver haired man that both scares and captivates her. As the days go by, the secrets of her past are slowly returning to her defective memory, and yet the mortician is ever present in her life. But when he finds out the truth of what she truly is beneath the years of torture, will he still be there?

    *In this story, Yurei/Ikiryo are loosely based on the Japanese myths of which they represent*

    ***DISCLAIMER*** I do not own Kuroshitsuji or its characters. That honor goes to Yana Toboso.

    Yay! Updated summary!

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    bits and blobs from an universe in which Jyn Erso is an agent of the Empire and i just roll with the crack.

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    Trump is not responsible for his actions, his hair is an evil symbiotic creature mind controlling him. He initially entered into a consensual relationship with this beast but now his will is not his own. He comes home every night and the hair detaches itself and morphs into a giant hair tentacle thing similar to Cousin It then proceeds to force its evil tentacles into his very soul.

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    "Honesty? That is all you want?" He stepped closer, invading her space as he so often did, his fingers taking a strand of her hair between them. Petyr's eyes met hers. Fire burned bright in his gaze of gray-green, stoked by desire so raw she could choke on it. "Then I shall give you honesty."

    Sansa Stark is set to marry Harrold Hardyng, much to her dismay. Petyr Baelish has plans, however, that involve her willingness no matter how manipulated, and a bloodied dagger in the dark. Based on show/book canon up through season four & AFFC. Reader discretion advised.

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    A swift knock on the door vibrates against her back.

    No voice calls out to her and she smiles, hoping it's Petyr.

    It is.

    (Or how the story plays out if Sansa found the wolf in herself a bit earlier)

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