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    Tony wasn't sure why getting turned into a girl meant his hair magically grew but then again, he also didn't understand magic. Good thing Thor was willing to explore the change.

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    "Oral sex isn't sex anyway," Beks tells him. "It's like, gateway sex. It doesn't count."

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    Our favorite beanie-wearing teen has had enough. When FP's abuse reaches a whole new level of shitty, Jughead leaves with a bruised heart and a blood-stained beanie.

    "Nothing takes the pain away better than a permanent solution," he tells himself as he leaps from the tree.

    Based partly on Dear Evan Hansen. (Okay, that's kind of a lie. I just stole lyrics, the tree idea, and way too many references.) I OWN NOTHING. NOT MINE. NADA. ZIP. wait hold up SCRATCH THAT THE PLOT IS MINE.
    TW for child abuse and suicide attempts. Apologies in advance, it may not be perfectly accurate.
    Ready for a shocker? Tags will update as I go. (Gasps)

    Have you ever felt like you could disappear? Like you could fall, and no one would hear?" ~DEH (Get familiar kids, I love this musical more than I love myself)

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    Darth Vader has force visions that his once padawan will become incredibly strong with the Dark Side, so he seeks her out to continue her training.

    Ahsoka senses there is hope still for the galaxy through the remnants of her master. She believes she can guide him to be a force for good once again.

    But, the Force has a will of its own...

     

    Alternatively: The Sith and Jedi are on opposite extremes of the spectrum. Balance doesn't necessarily come from within and healing comes in many, sometimes unorthodox forms.

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    Saphael Week - Day #2: Disney AU.

    Simon is stuck in the desert with an angry God and a crazy Prince. Why did these things always happen to him? {Prince of Persia 2008 AU}

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    Blake Belladonna. Cinder Fall. Neo Politan. Winter Schnee. Weiss Schnee. These are the women who rule over Atlas. They are ruthless. Blake, Cinder, Neo, and Winter are all in a romantic relationship. There is something very wrong in all of them, none completely sane. All beautiful. All intelligent. All deadly.
    When they took over, they brought Atlas to a Golden Age. The Atlesian Empire was prospering under their rule.

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    seokjin hears the same song every night, and one day he catches the boy who steals his keys.

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    Kim Taehyung wanted to love him with everything he had.

    But he never learned what love was.

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    Your boyfriend misses you, and he demands your full attention.

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    After a job gone very wrong, Dante is left paralyzed for an unknown amount of time. With Nero and Trish running the shop, it leaves Dante with too much time to reevaluate his life.

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    In the years after his re-emergence into the world, Steve Rogers finds himself living a very lonely and isolated life. Unable to truly embrace his new life and the future he woke up in until a chance meeting with a woman gives him something to grasp onto. Unfortunately things are not always what they seem, and the woman he finds himself quickly falling for might not be all she says she is.

    Canon divergent and set before the events of the first Avengers movie, with Steve having been found several years before he is in the movies, and Natasha not with S.H.I.E.L.D. Title of work from the Civil Wars song.

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    jungkook has an agust d fan account. yoongi meets hoseok's hoobae that he's always raving about.

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    Sheriff sends Stiles to the city so things can calm down in Beacon Hills. But of course nothing is ever that easy when Stiles is involved. He happened to meet two dominants who happen to be his bondmates. The only thing is, these bondings are said to be a rare and outdated practice. This doesn't detour Stiles who whole heartily embraces it but is he ready for those who oppose it? But come on, would Hannibal and Will ever let anything come in between them and their submissive mate?

    Join Stiles, Will and Hannibal in their adventures in becoming bondmates and all the shenanigans that come with it.
    (Author may update summary later)

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    Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, and Natasha Romanoff-- all part of King Fury's elite squad: The Avengers.

    However, one of the Avengers is not who they truly seem.

    And what happens with the three "weapons" they found in a shipment raid?

    OR

    Three slaves. Two secrets. One nefarious plot to overthrow King Fury.

    (Story is better than summary. Title from "Jimmy, He Whispers" by Manchester Orchestra.)

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    Angelica Coffey works for the Shooting Star Dream Fulfilment Group, convincing celebrities to donate their time. Until one day, a little girl wants to meet her favorite villain, Reaper.

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    Green Lantern Hal Jordan finally finds out why Earth has so many alien invasions.

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    Torn is a complete cockslut. Jinx is a good friend. Torn is a power bottom who takes no shit. Jinx is rethinking his life decisions.

    Also, Torn feels.

    I have so much to regret.

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    "You're gay for Zoe Murphy?"

    "I'm gay, period, but especially for Zoe Murphy." Alana snorts.

    "COULD YOU GUYS PLEASE ONLY USE THE COMMS FOR IMPORTANT THINGS AND NOT ABOUT HOW HOT MY SISTER IS?" Connor yells, retreating again and shooting at his opponents feet.

    "Could you stop shouting into the Comms?" Jared whines. "You're hurting my fragile ears."

     

     

    (Or, the story of how Jared found out that Connor was Spiderman)

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    Izaya has been trapped in an abusive relationship for years, completely controlled, and completely lost as to what his feelings truly are. With no way out, he continues to suffer, until certain people start to take notice.

    His facade is strong, but it's starting to crumble. Izaya's been trapped for so long, so deep he can no longer see the light. Can he be saved before he loses his grip on the surface, or has he already drowned?

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    The plan is for them to spend Keith’s birthday having dinner at home, followed by their own special, private party, but between Keith over-estimating how much food they’ll need, Shiro getting too big for his favorite jeans, and both of them being easily distracted by kisses and kinky teasing? Well, let’s just say that Keith and Shiro hit a few snags along the way, but at least neither of them exactly minds.

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