17 Works in The Accountant (Drive Angry)

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    Also known as the (mis)Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon (the first in a trilogy!) Crackfic but the kind with effort put into it, not a sloppy oneshot that reads like the author was high

    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProductions' Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three (in the works since 2012), and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist. Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show!

    As seen on scatteredplotpress.wordpress.com

    Oh, and fyi, we swear kind of a lot in this.So if that bothers you, send us a message or comment and we'll see about putting out a censored version if there's interest

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    2/16
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    Will someone, please, consider the strain time loops place on Hell?

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    400
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    1/1
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    4
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    Some stories buried in old notebooks of mine, now available if someone -which I doubt- is interested.
    My english isn't the best so grammar mistakes may take place. Suggestions and criticism are welcome.

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    After the Accountant's secret gets out, several of Hell's worst offenders escape in pursuit of him. The only thing standing between them and the Accountant is one seriously pissed off and possessive Milton.

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    9/?
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    14
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    22
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    4
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    The dog's on the hunt.

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    Ringing in her thirty-fifth birthday with a whiskey twice her age and the crunch of bone just sorta felt right.

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    176
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    One day I will stop writing "the way it should have ended" fics for this movie. Today is not that day.

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    1,467
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    5
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    5
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    For all that John Milton was literally damned, he had been granted rather more of the Lord's infinite mercy than most.

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    500
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    1/1
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    4
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    The Accountant is coming for Milton one last time.

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    1/1
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    9
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    3
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    drive, fuck, hell, baby girl

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    1
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    2
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    29
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    Jonah has to take care of his family. No matter what it takes.

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    Another "How it Should Have Ended"

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    1/1
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    Jonah King, a wealthy pimp, finds the streetwalker Spitfire very interesting.

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    3/?
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    Their relationship isn't standard, but when your boyfriend is a bounty hunter for Hell… Standard is boring.

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    -Now that it is over what am I? Milton/The Accountant. Milton is now a Collector and assigned to help his dark angel.

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    3,187
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    5/?
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    2
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    6
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    2
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    273
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    How "Drive Angry" should have ended.

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    1/1
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    7
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    1
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    1
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    328
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    Baby girl was round about four when John number two made his appearance: Johnny Blaze, all leather jacket and attitude.

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    4,100
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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    811

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