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    JK: My eyes.

    Gucci_TaeTae: oh my god i sonr swawecw rhia

    Gucci_TaeTae: ʕథ౪థʔ

    DadJokes: Did the two of you get cornered by another flasher?

    HOE: Another dick pic?

    JK: At this point i don’t know what is worse

    SinamonChim: What happened? Are you two okay?

    Gucci_TaeTae: one of the ugys said he’ll send us a pic of his balls if he lost the game

    Actual Dad: Oh God, I can already imagine how bad this story will be.

    Gucci_TaeTae: of course Jngkook and his massive ego refuses to losr and so we ended up with a dic pix of shivereld old man balls

    JK: I thought he was joking

    Gucci_TaeTae: That wasnt even the worst part

    JK: Do you guys remember our intro to psychology course? The professor with a tattoo on his wrist?

    Actual Dad: JFC

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    12/?
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    378
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    Demencia created a group chat. It was an... interesting experience.

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    63/?
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    38
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    When Jimin accidentally sees a gay porn video, he decides he wants to try it. So he asks Yoongi, his favourite hyung, to help him.
    There is only one big problem: Yoongi has a crush on him since forever.

    (Meanwhile, their friends try to help.)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    14
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    93
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    22
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    Amélie Lacroix, or Widowmaker as most know her, is not quite so unaffected by her work as it appears. At night she is visited by all manner of demons, memories of all she has seen and all she has killed.

    For a very long time she spent her nights alone, too afraid to sleep.

    But eventually she found someone, in the most unlikely of places, who understood.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    Unknown Number: okay so turns out i did indeed broke my finger. and also my phone. and also my leg is fucked. yay?
    Me: ???
    Unknown Number: dont ??? me. it wasnt my fault
    Me: How did you do that?
    Unknown Number: I told you already? I fell down the stairs bc of that damn dog
    Me: Okay, first of all, all dogs are angels, don’t you dare say anything bad about them.
    Me: Second: I have no idea who you are or how you got my number.

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    namjoon texts seokjin by accident. wrong number!au

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    147
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    little works to different friends

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    9
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    Tae is a mess and Jimin has to face the consequences.

    not only that but famous producer AgustD, otherwise known as Yoongi, has to coexist with not only one, but four idiots called Jin, Hoseok, Jungkook and Namjoon. Especially Jungkook and Jin.

    Two messes don't fit together so what a shame if these two messes actually met.
    what a mess :)

    alternatively: A chatfic which is so overdone but never gets old.

    [Updated every sunday and wednesday, hopefully]

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    +82-1-145-0xxx:
    I
    Fck
    FUCK
    Oh my god
    Omg im so sorry
    Omg i mustve put in the wrong number

    ♡。・:*:・゚★ Yeonjae ・:*:・゚★。♡ :
    Really? Who would’ve thought?

    Hyungwon receives a text from a stranger swearing at him. It turns out less annoying than he'd ever imagined

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    Chapters:
    39/?
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    A chance encounter with a birdman on a train leads to both his and your fates being inextricably intertwined. At least, you think it does. Hijinks ensue.

    (A slow burn romance story with tons of fluff)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    38
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    Random Drabbles for BMC, pretty simple.

    p̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶q̶u̶e̶s̶t̶s̶ ̶i̶m̶ ̶d̶y̶i̶n̶g̶

    I'll attempt to update it every Sunday, but I suck at schedules, and It's harder to update without requests.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    In which, drunk Daniel sends his promiscuous friend Seongwoo a dick pic and suffers the consequences.

    Based on this scenario post by @itaxnaruwildwolvesareafterus on tumblr

    Seungwoo: Do you know why I called you here?
    Daniel: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?
    Seungwoo: [stops pouring two glasses of wine]
    Seungwoo: …Accidentally?…

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    who eats pizza at 3 am in the morning? bacon does.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    When Yoongi walked into The Udder Side with his younger brother jungkook he did not expect to find a pink haired boy armed with bad puns and an intoxicating laugh shake up his world.

    This is a bad description but I swear the story is good and my grammar and punctuation is excellent :/ (at least I hope so)

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Kudos:
    2
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    "the truth would've saved you but you decided to lie instead."

    an au where one of the BTS members is a psychopath and he's going to expose everyone.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Twenty-four university students, all born in the year 1997, living in one same dorm, one same floor. After the disappearance of one of the dormmates, I received a text message from our landlady. Guys, let's not set the dorm on fire, PLEASE.

    PART 2 OF THE LINER'S SERIES; A not-so-chronological series for the funny and idiotic liners

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    English
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    36,095
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Paul is late for class, and some asshole is humming opera in the shower.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    685
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    Negentropy [n]: (1) negative entropy (2) the randomness/chaos a living system expels to keep its own entropy low to achieve order and organization, structure and function.

    Evelyn Trevelyan lives to create order out of disorder, but after the New Haven disaster she finally accepts the mysterious Nightingale's perpetual job offer, and she learns a little bit of entropy isn't so bad after all.

    A love/smut story.

    NOW WITH LOTS OF ART BECAUSE I NEED SOMEWHERE TO DISPLAY ALL MY ART COMMISSIONS!

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    English
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    62,849
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    All Tony ever wanted was for Peter to be better, but the only thing he can do is watch helplessly as Peter becomes more and more like him.

    Or the one where a building collapses on Peter during a fight and he ends up severely injured while trying to protect Tony. Peter's reaction to being trapped beneath the rubble shows Tony that the boy is actually traumatized by his former experience with the Vulture, but if the billionaire can't even heal his own traumas, how is he supposed to heal Peter's?

    (Alternatively: the one where Peter and Tony decide to acknowledge their similarities, instead of trying to run away from them).

    Series
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    English
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    17,199
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    11
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    2
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    433
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    doubleb: OKAY, not gonna lie... I'd be gay for you so fast if you asked me to... just saying
    --
    jjp.jinyoung: Oh wow, I have seen god and his name is BamBam
    --
    doubleb: @jjp.jinyoung so when is it appropriate to slide into your dms?
    --
    jjp.jinyoung: @doubleb ✔✖?

     

    --

    (in which bambam and jinyoung message each other through instagram.)

    Language:
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    1,410
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    287
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    "How do I undo this? How?" Sherlock whispers under his breath, searching for that goddamn button. Shit. Shit shit shit shit— "Shit!"

    It takes him a minute to regain control over his shaking hand to unlike the picture, not exactly knowing if it will still appear in John's notifications or anything like that. If he is currently online, he must have seen it. Shit. Oh god. He accidentally liked a stranger's picture from two years ago. Sherlock wants to bang his head on a wall. Set his phone on fire. No, better— set himself on fire.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,420
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    523
    Kudos:
    309
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3585

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