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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    16/?
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    Dave Strider is gone, but he does not know. Back in the aftermath, one troll knows this only too well. All that is left is to talk, through the worst messaging medium ever to exist. Oneshot.

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    Karkat finds Davd sleeping and the rest is predictable

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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    5/?
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    4
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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    Literally one of the saddest things you will ever read.

     

    EVER.

    Its a oneshot with Vriskat and sadness and BLEGH!
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    The screaming. Oh dear gog the screaming.
    It bounced off the walls and forced you to cover your sensitive ears. You hiss when the ringleader enters the room. You feel your own heart pound heavy in its cage. Quite the sight. The smell of rotting flesh hits your nose and you make a small sound in the back of your throat, signaling your existence. The ringleader looks at you in sympathy and reaches his hand out to you. His hand tentatively touches a bruise on your right arm; your only arm.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    20/?
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    All the characters in. Homestuck are at a school, and stuff happens, especially because the school is really strange to give me, and hopefully the you, the reader, amusement.

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    4/?
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    1
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    Sollux x Shy!Molested!Reader Fanfiction. You move to a new school with no friends and no intentions of making some. Then he shows up and all plans go down the drain. Your mind Is wiped clean as you get a new perspective in life. When the time comes, you can't seem to let him go. You are his Honey, and he is your Bee

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    In which Dave and Karkat watch movies and play Flappy Bird and yeah... that's mostly it

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    2/?
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    I already knew I was pale for him, I had been for sweeps. I thought what I felt with my former moirail were pale feelings, but after I met Eridan I knew for a fact what true pale feelings were.

    That was shortly before Gamzee tried to kill me.

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    6/?
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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

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    The Trolls of Alternia Watch: Scooby-Doo

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    She's dead. Karkat was right there in the room, and he stood there and watched Eridan shoot her. His moirail is dead, and it's all his fault. A present for someone on deviantART.

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    13/?
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    "Don't you t)(ink we cod just... you know.. spair t)(e )(ope? You know.., me and )(im are friends and-"
    "4ND H3 1S 4 THR34T, F3F3R1." Terezi interrupts. "W3 C4NT T4K3 OV3R 1F TH3R3 1S 4 THR34T. TH4TS JUST COMPL3T3LY 4S1N1N3."
    "W)(ale, maybe if we just try a little )(arder t)(en we can-"
    "NO" her raspy voice interrupts again. "W3 ST1CK TO TH3 PL4N OR W3 DONT DO TH1S 4T 4LL!" She demands.
    The witch sighs, knowing their moirail was doomed. Why they decided to trust Prospit and betray their home country, Derse, they may never know. But here they are now, agreeing to brutally murder her Prince of Hope, then proceed on to the true ruler of Derse, the Prince of Heart.

    We're just brutally murdering everyone up in here, aren't we?

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    1/?
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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

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    English
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    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    237
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    281
    Bookmarks:
    57
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