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Karkat is trying to find Terezi, and only Vriska knows where she is. What could Vriska possibly want from Karkat?
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Karkat's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Week by vikki
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
29 May 2012
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IN WHICH Karkat Vantas must pretend to be an adult in a phone call parent-teacher conference, get the laundry done, avoid flunking Algebra, ditch himself and his lithping nerd friend from middle school romance hell, find a way to make enough money in one week to feed himself and his siblings on more than ramen cups, and save Christmas.
His friends are no help whatsoever.
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Boiling black hate for yourself is not a good idea.
-----CCG: WHEN I DID THIS TO FIND OUT ABOUT CALIGINOUS FUCKSHIT I DID NOT WANT TO BE COME ONTO BY MY FUTURE SELF.
CCG: I’M GOING TO PERFORM SOME REVERSE PERISTALSIS ALL OVER THIS ROOM. THERE WILL BE BILE EVERYWHERE, CLINGING TO ALL MY BELONGINGS, LEAVING A SOUR SMELL FOR ALL TO RETCH OVER.
CCG: ONCE I’M DONE VOMITING LIKE A VOLCANO I’LL RIP OUT ALL MY CLAWS AND TEETH AND CREATE A SERRATED KNIFE EDGE FROM THIS BLEEDING MESS.
CCG: TAKING THAT KNIFE, I’LL SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SAW MY HEAD OFF.
CCG: MY SICK MUTANT BLOOD WILL MIX WITH THE BARF DESECRATING MY ROOM AND IT’LL BE A MEDLEY OF NAUSEATING SHIT.
CCG: AND EVEN THAT CHUNKY MIXTURE’S REPULSIVENESS WILL NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE GROSSNESS OF THE IDEA OF BEING BLACK FOR MYSELF.
FCG: YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF. -
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The indescribable energies from the home dimension of unknowable beings of nonlinear existence.
An intrusion from the last reality that applies an impossibly subjective measurement to your life.
Methods for achieving godhood(ies) have come a long way since getting shot with a poisoned arrow and rising to Mount Olympus on the smoke of your funeral pyre.
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- Part 6 of The Troll War
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Karkat's got ninety-nine problems, and I'm sure we all know which bitch is the main one. While he'd never trade her for the Universe, he might not have a choice about his health.
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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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The Earth Mark II and New Alternia have been combined into a single ship designed to act as a transport until our crew can find a place in this strange new sector of space to "set up shop". It won't be long before they learn why their two ships collided... and what they're supposed to do now.
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- Part 2 of Nihilus
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Feelings were never the best resolved issue in Alternia, especially due to its blood line concerns and medieval structure, and the very fact that its throne is at the heart of a war doesn't help much. When a rejected Prince declares war against the house of Peixes and all the families they patronized, will the love affair of Alternia still be the same? Who is going to be loyal to their political alliances and who is going to follow their heart? Will Eridan forgive Feferi or try to feel better using Sollux? Is Karkat going to learn how to send the right signs to Terezi?
And last but not least, will Dave overcome his inner struggles with his feelings for John?
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In which Dave finds quadrants confusing, Karkat only thinks he knows what he's doing, and Terezi is no one's auspistice.
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The sequel to Devour. You should probably read that first. Now it's Dave's turn to enter the fold and gain freaky new Demon powers.
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- Part 2 of Darkstuck
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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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"Did you know," she is saying, her voice sweet with venom and sour with sugar, "that I will destroy you?"
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The course of evolution of any species can change very rapidly when any gifted individual can alter their entire species' genome.
(Occurs between the main sequence and prologue/epilogue of Progression - mostly)
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- Part 7 of The Troll War
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It's hard, going blind and trying to adjust.
It's hard. But one person understands.
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Spring blooms late, with flowing fabrics, spring cleaning and, of course, the dreaded birds and the bees. Part III of a four part series, each part taking place during a specific season and generally incorporating a specific clothing item popular during the season. Spring is for tank tops. Pairings will be updated if they change/are added to.
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- Part 3 of SeasonsStuck
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How do you keep from falling?
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Dave Strider is the captain of the football team and he is sort of a bully.
And that's all I can think of at the moment.
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Normally you love the color red. It is the best color in the world, the tastiest too. Even before you went blind you loved that color, and it's probably the only thing you really miss about your sight.
You normally love the color red.
Except right now you absolutely hate it.
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- Part 1 of Midnight Life
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Dave Strider suffers from anorexia nervosa, but he thinks other wise. He thinks that he's just on another one of his diets which consists of not eating and filling himself up with water or rewards himself with eight ounces of apple juice. His brother and his best friend are no fools, and they both know that he's starving himself.
They try everything they can to help Dave get better, even if that means going away to a two month clinic.